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theepicninja

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Date Signed Up:10/25/2010
Last Login:7/04/2015
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Level 38 Content: Peasant → Level 39 Content: Peasant
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Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:25583
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:1124
FJ Points:2646
Favorite Tags: The Game (5) | lol (3)

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#255 - Technically that is true yes, but the average human can only l…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2011 on SOO GOOD +1
#273 - instantqueue (05/31/2011) [-]
User avatar #259 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
ah! *yours
#235 - You know after 4 days of no water......something magical happe…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2011 on SOO GOOD +8
#242 - John Cena (05/31/2011) [-]
Actually a human body can survive 8-14 days without water depending on the person and how fast sweat, urine, and tears are leaving the body and up to 4 weeks without food depending on conditions like weight, temperature and exertion.


User avatar #255 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
Technically that is true yes, but the average human can only last 3-4 days. And like you said it also depends on how fast your body releases fluid, but you have to think that people shit, piss, sweat, and lose some of it through evaporation of saltwater from your eyes. so your losing quite a lot of water each day. But modern science has revealed that (and I know it sounds gross) if you drink your piss (Bear Grylls) and squeeze the juice from your shit and boil it you can drink it.

This has been a science factoid from your truly, theepininja.

Enjoy!
#273 - instantqueue (05/31/2011) [-]
User avatar #259 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
ah! *yours
#311 - nice to see it again though 05/31/2011 on lolz. Bromance +2
#248 - close enough 05/31/2011 on Yahoo Answers Fail Comp... 0
#247 - **theepicninja rolls 89**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2011 on Yahoo Answers Fail Comp... 0
User avatar #248 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
close enough
#274 - Picture 05/31/2011 on Cutting Myself +1
#56 - **theepicninja rolls 20** 05/31/2011 on Dreams Shattered -8
#93 - Well like smokejumper said, in America we don't use learnt, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2011 on An Accident 0
User avatar #96 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/31/2011) [-]
"Learnt" is not used at all where you are? How very peculiar. What about "spelt"?
#88 - oh and by the way.......it's *Learn the English language  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2011 on An Accident +3
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#83 - Actually I know the English Language very well, I have studied…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/31/2011 on An Accident +1
User avatar #89 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/31/2011) [-]
"Learned" is actually pronounced "learn-ed" and is an adjective to describe someone who is intelligent. "Learnt" is the only correct past-tense for learn.
User avatar #93 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
Well like smokejumper said, in America we don't use learnt, and it might have to do something with the fact that I am also from the south. (We are not all rednecks, only some are) And although we are intelligent we may not use the some of the correct terms.
User avatar #96 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/31/2011) [-]
"Learnt" is not used at all where you are? How very peculiar. What about "spelt"?
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User avatar #146 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
I'm from England and we also don't say learnt we say learned so when i correct you stay corrected and stop being such a dumb-ass.
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User avatar #149 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
Exactly
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User avatar #151 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
Learnt

A retarded way of saying learned

1. To start an on-going internet grammar war.

E.G: herp derp I'ma the co0lest person ever coz i speel wrong on the internet LOLZ
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User avatar #153 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
No the reason nobody uses it is because it was never a word to begin with! maybe in your head but nobody else uses that word if you disagree then just ask one of the many others who have told you otherwise
#154 - smokejumper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #155 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
Jesus christ give it a rest your wrong just accept it
#156 - smokejumper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #157 - evilhiccups (06/02/2011) [-]
You are possibly the most retarded person I have ever had the displeasure to talk to.
#98 - Wipe with the roll......... 05/31/2011 on Bathroom Rage +1
#210 - Comment deleted 05/31/2011 on 4chan vs fj 0
#79 - It's learned you dumbass!!! LEARNT ISN'T EVEN A ******* WORD!!!  [+] (20 new replies) 05/31/2011 on An Accident 0
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User avatar #88 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
oh and by the way.......it's *Learn the English language
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User avatar #83 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
Actually I know the English Language very well, I have studied many parts of it and have acquired a lot of knowledge on the subject and was simply not aware that learnt was actually a word.




Fuck you,
theepicninja
User avatar #89 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/31/2011) [-]
"Learned" is actually pronounced "learn-ed" and is an adjective to describe someone who is intelligent. "Learnt" is the only correct past-tense for learn.
User avatar #93 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
Well like smokejumper said, in America we don't use learnt, and it might have to do something with the fact that I am also from the south. (We are not all rednecks, only some are) And although we are intelligent we may not use the some of the correct terms.
User avatar #96 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/31/2011) [-]
"Learnt" is not used at all where you are? How very peculiar. What about "spelt"?
#90 - smokejumper has deleted their comment.
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User avatar #146 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
I'm from England and we also don't say learnt we say learned so when i correct you stay corrected and stop being such a dumb-ass.
#148 - smokejumper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #149 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
Exactly
#150 - smokejumper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #151 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
Learnt

A retarded way of saying learned

1. To start an on-going internet grammar war.

E.G: herp derp I'ma the co0lest person ever coz i speel wrong on the internet LOLZ
#152 - smokejumper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #153 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
No the reason nobody uses it is because it was never a word to begin with! maybe in your head but nobody else uses that word if you disagree then just ask one of the many others who have told you otherwise
#154 - smokejumper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #155 - evilhiccups (06/01/2011) [-]
Jesus christ give it a rest your wrong just accept it
#156 - smokejumper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #157 - evilhiccups (06/02/2011) [-]
You are possibly the most retarded person I have ever had the displeasure to talk to.
#78 - ballchinitis!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2011 on An Accident +1
User avatar #98 - cheesewire (05/31/2011) [-]
OMG OP IS A BALLCHINIAN
#256 - **theepicninja rolls 91**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2011 on Have you Noticed? 0
#263 - fishingguru (05/31/2011) [-]
**fishingguru rolls 79**
#255 - **theepicninja rolls 03**  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2011 on Have you Noticed? 0
User avatar #256 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
**theepicninja rolls 91**
#263 - fishingguru (05/31/2011) [-]
**fishingguru rolls 79**
#221 - so here are some balls! 05/31/2011 on vampires OC -3
#218 - I don't get it  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2011 on vampires OC -5
User avatar #223 - cdogsmash (05/31/2011) [-]
he's saying he didn't see the wall so he ran into it.
#221 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
so here are some balls!
#518 - Picture 05/31/2011 on I Would never lie to you. +5
#658 - your welcome!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2011 on When You Wish Upon A Star 0
#663 - yellowrocks (05/31/2011) [-]
My welcome?
User avatar #689 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (05/31/2011) [-]
I own a welcome.
#657 - **theepicninja rolls 44**  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2011 on When You Wish Upon A Star +9
#660 - fishingguru (05/31/2011) [-]
User avatar #658 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
your welcome!
#663 - yellowrocks (05/31/2011) [-]
My welcome?
User avatar #689 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (05/31/2011) [-]
I own a welcome.
#83 - thumb ing up your fag ass big brother ......lol just kidding… 05/30/2011 on untitled 0
#110 - **theepicninja rolls 670,099,083** the actual age of your gf 05/30/2011 on Shitty comic 3 -9
#78 - Comment deleted 05/30/2011 on My Life Should Be More Epic 0
#237 - Comment deleted 05/30/2011 on Birth of a Meme OC 0
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User avatar #10 - freakyorange (01/04/2014) [-]
Sup
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#7 - gbshane (07/18/2012) [-]
Hi friend! I'm just here to remind you that you're a ****** .
#6 - NiNJAz (09/24/2011) [-]
Cool looks like ive found another ninja!
User avatar #1 - GimmieTheCockies (02/16/2011) [-]
did you get the massage i sent you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - GimmieTheCockies (02/16/2011) [-]
*message
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