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#315 - i dont know about you guys but i liked new vegas alot more tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Why they made new vegas +3
User avatar #337 - Bloodsickness (11/30/2012) [-]
Eh, I thought alot more action was involved with 3 not to mention the great addons. It was a bigger expense with more to do and to me a better storyline. I mean, who wants to kill somebody who killed you?
User avatar #368 - karson (11/30/2012) [-]
While I respect your opinion, I feel the exact opposite. I thought New Vegas had a much more fun world, full of different activities. I got bored wandering the wastes in 3, finding only a fraction of the civilization of that in New Vegas. that said, fallout 3 is definitely a much more realistic post-apocalypse world, abandoned and lonely in most places. I like both, but for fucking around for fun, I would go with New Vegas.
User avatar #322 - teamrocketninja (11/30/2012) [-]
Same. It was so much... fuller.
#60 - yea its annoying as hell to pester people about trade requests…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2012 on kingofslime's profile 0
#61 - kingofslime has deleted their comment.
#164 - ive never seen a phil comic before. reminds me of mr. stabby f…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Phil 8 0
#169 - finnini (11/22/2012) [-]
When I was younger, I was absolutely terrified of Mr Stabby.
Now I find him hilarious.
#1 - thanks giving dewd 11/22/2012 on chubbybastard's profile 0
#62 - ooohhhhh ok hahahaha i over thought it 10/29/2012 on Alpha as Fuck 0
#55 - is this a reference to brave new world  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2012 on Alpha as Fuck 0
User avatar #61 - snaresinger (10/29/2012) [-]
I appreciate your literary knowledge, but holy fuck just stop and think about it. Ever heard of the term "alpha male?"
User avatar #62 - theencyclopedia (10/29/2012) [-]
ooohhhhh ok hahahaha i over thought it
#52 - ive never understood the alpha as **** thing. wha…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/29/2012 on Alpha as Fuck 0
User avatar #64 - quesocnkane (10/29/2012) [-]
Think of it like wolves.

The "alpha" male is the dominant one. He pulls the bitches, fucks people up, and is overall the hossboss.

There's also the "beta" male(s.) They get the leftovers of the food, the bitches, and whatever the alpha decides they get.

"Omega" females are the "alpha" females of the pack I guess... Everyone only refers to "alpha" and "beta" though.
#63 - pubis (10/29/2012) [-]
Allow me to be of assistance. Alpha refers to alpha male, and is typically used to describe the buff, over-confident, and domineering males in a given social order. Wolves operate with alpha males. And so do college fraternities. There can typically be multiple alpha males, but on occasion they clash over disputes regarding territory, honor, etc. I've also read brave new world, so I understand why one would misinterpret that. Hope this helped.
User avatar #65 - quesocnkane (10/29/2012) [-]
Nice dude. Same comments, same time.


High fucking five.
#67 - pubis (10/29/2012) [-]
High fucking five, dude.
#58 - anonymous (10/29/2012) [-]
alpha > beta. 'nuff said
User avatar #54 - rageisfunny (10/29/2012) [-]
^beta
User avatar #55 - theencyclopedia (10/29/2012) [-]
is this a reference to brave new world
User avatar #61 - snaresinger (10/29/2012) [-]
I appreciate your literary knowledge, but holy fuck just stop and think about it. Ever heard of the term "alpha male?"
User avatar #62 - theencyclopedia (10/29/2012) [-]
ooohhhhh ok hahahaha i over thought it
#320 - nope still gryfindor. keepin it real 10/29/2012 on Choose 1 0
#18 - ice cream... van? like this?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2012 on so worth it +4
#23 - skinless (10/24/2012) [-]
that dosnt say ice cream truck!
#21 - anonymous (10/24/2012) [-]
SO FANNY XDDDDDD
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#224 - bullying is over-exaggerated and 99% illegitimate and kids hav… 10/24/2012 on RIP Niko -2
#54 - where is this? or is it fake? 10/24/2012 on WTF 0
#216 - mfw hfw he sees this 10/24/2012 on Happy birthday boy! +16
#211 - alright fj list all the reasons why i should smoke weed more t…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/23/2012 on I Know Which One I'd Rather 0
User avatar #256 - joshyboyy (10/23/2012) [-]
1. As far as i am aware, there has been no cases of death related to weed, whereas alcohol causes thousands of deaths every year.
2. I have yet to come across someone who is high and violent.
3. Alcohol causes hangovers, and while i can't attest for other people, i have never once had a bad experience, or comedown, from smoking weed.
4. Weed has been proven to have medical and psychological use, for example, it relieves pain, and dramatically reduces stress levels.
5. As Unicorntoast mentioned, it is great for socializing, and while i accept that alcohol is good for this purpose as well, that's only in relatively small doses, eg. getting tipsy. If you get completely wasted, then you'll just make an ass of yourself, however, if you smoke a large amount of weed, the worst that's likely to happen is you'll get a bit hungry, and have bloodshot eyes (Red-eye).
6. You've probably heard a lot of stories about people 'Hitting white' or 'Greening out', and yes, this does happen, but it isn't cause by the weed, it is in fact caused by inhaling too much smoke in a short space of time, so if this is a worry, then either buy a vaporizer, or simply cook the weed into a brownie or a cake. If you'd rather not spend the money though, then either take your time smoking it, or, strangely enough, have another joint, or another few tokes, as weed for some reason helps with nausea.

Hope this helps man :)
User avatar #288 - nathiuz (10/23/2012) [-]
"4. Weed has been proven to have medical and psychological use, for example, it relieves pain, and dramatically reduces stress levels. "

So has alcohol, though.
User avatar #307 - joshyboyy (10/23/2012) [-]
I agree with you, alcohol can reduce stress and pain, but it causes more problems than it fixes in my opinion, for example, liver and kidney problems, various cancers, and yes, while it CAN make you less stressed, it can also make you violent, dehydrated, emotionally vulnerable, and is also physically addictive, as well as psychologically addictive. Now, I'm not saying that weed isn't addictive, but it is far less so than caffeine, and a great deal less so than tobacco or alcohol, for example, addiction to weed is very much psychological in nature, as it relieves stress so well that if smoked regularly normal life becomes not only boring, but mildly irritating, however, to the best of my knowledge, there are no physical withdrawal symptoms when giving up weed. Plus, from what I've gathered, weed itself has no physical down sides, but the smoking of it does, which is why i suggested a vaporizer or cooking it if that was a worry. :)
#224 - lostwoodskid (10/23/2012) [-]
I'm gonna give you my personal reasons
1. I DESPISE headaches
2. I don't have to dedicate a whole night to smoking pot.
3. I can still function after i smoke pot (Drive cars, form normal sentences)
4. You won't vomit from smoking unless you burn your throat really bad or something.
5. i like to stay calm
User avatar #228 - Unicorntoast (10/23/2012) [-]
Great social aspect to it too.
#230 - lostwoodskid (10/23/2012) [-]
No, i don't agree with you at all.
Please enlighten me.
User avatar #238 - Unicorntoast (10/23/2012) [-]
Well depends on if you get quite when you smoke then I guess not but you can have great conversations and if you need to find some weed or have a dubie and no one to toke with you can always meet other people through asking to buy/smoke weed. I really don't how you don't know this? Smoking weed at a party is also a great way to make friends "Hey man I'm ___ can I have a toke?" "yeah bro giver". Which in turn leads to conversation. Did this enlighten you? kinda high as I'm writing this so sorry no time for grammar check.
#372 - lostwoodskid (10/23/2012) [-]
Well obviously me and my friends talk while smoking but I mean if someone walked up and asked me that i would most likely tell them no or to go away.
User avatar #374 - Unicorntoast (10/23/2012) [-]
You know being a skid is a bad thing where I'm from lostwoodskid. If someone at a party wants a toke why not make friends and give them one? You are honestly the only person I know that doesn't think it is good for socializing.
#375 - lostwoodskid (10/23/2012) [-]
lost woods kid. like in Legend of Zelda; but anyways.
Also i don't know where you live but here we have a lot of faggots who think they are cool for smoking weed and listening to shitty music.
So i'm not going to smoke with them because well i hate them.
I think it's great for socializing if you already know the person.
User avatar #376 - Unicorntoast (10/23/2012) [-]
Yeah those faggots are the ones considered skids. Lol Just moved to a new place I've made friends with weed so I know it is good for more then that and I see I read your name wrong.
#377 - lostwoodskid (10/23/2012) [-]
It's all good cause i'm totally calling those kids skids now.
And where do they use that word?
User avatar #378 - Unicorntoast (10/23/2012) [-]
Canada.
User avatar #379 - Unicorntoast (10/23/2012) [-]
And yes do it, it seems to piss them off enough up here should have same effect where ever you are.
#380 - lostwoodskid (10/23/2012) [-]
Excellent..... EXCELLENT.
#60 - Picture 10/23/2012 on FunnyJunk Animation... 0
#158 - see thats modern art. not some ******* splatter o… 10/20/2012 on Cool art 0
#75 - it just said 11 people replied to this comment 10/18/2012 on foreverawkward's profile 0
#62 - so u saw this today on content. yea me too. i was speculating … 10/18/2012 on foreverawkward's profile 0
#60 - romney wut r u doing  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2012 on foreverawkward's profile 0
User avatar #61 - foreverawkward (10/18/2012) [-]
i saw this before you were born
User avatar #75 - theencyclopedia (10/18/2012) [-]
it just said 11 people replied to this comment
User avatar #62 - theencyclopedia (10/18/2012) [-]
so u saw this today on content. yea me too. i was speculating on the hilarity of it and thought u wuld have a lol
#59 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2012 on foreverawkward's profile 0
User avatar #60 - theencyclopedia (10/18/2012) [-]
romney wut r u doing
User avatar #61 - foreverawkward (10/18/2012) [-]
i saw this before you were born
User avatar #75 - theencyclopedia (10/18/2012) [-]
it just said 11 people replied to this comment
User avatar #62 - theencyclopedia (10/18/2012) [-]
so u saw this today on content. yea me too. i was speculating on the hilarity of it and thought u wuld have a lol
#184 - better not be some cheap piece of **** movie that… 10/17/2012 on Bioshock 3... +6
#130 - sr reardons face when  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2012 on theencyclopedia's profile 0
#132 - foreverawkward (10/17/2012) [-]
mfw sr reardon cant touch dis cus imma pay his bills
#131 - foreverawkward (10/17/2012) [-]
mfw zoe sells me out
#239 - who saw the new its always sunny. so relevant 10/16/2012 on Painting +6
#74 - shame ur an anon though... 10/16/2012 on bond +23
#84 - this is the kind of **** that pisses me off. kids…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2012 on I PROMISE IT'S NOT SARCASTIC. +13
User avatar #114 - Faz (10/17/2012) [-]
Its not about "growing balls" i got bullied during highschool but physically i could beat the shit out of every single one of them but if i was to do so they were the type of assholes who would either come from behind and stab you or attack you in a big group.
#80 - really? you get "bullied" for NOT dressing like a sw…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2012 on I PROMISE IT'S NOT SARCASTIC. +6
User avatar #95 - frozo (10/17/2012) [-]
It was an example lol.

But somewhere some poor child does get bullied. Somewhere in Harlem.
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User avatar #134 - aguta (11/27/2012) [-]
do you want to trade any of those presidents?
#133 - chubbybastard (11/22/2012) [-]
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
#130 to #129 - theencyclopedia (10/17/2012) [-]
sr reardons face when
sr reardons face when
#132 to #130 - foreverawkward (10/17/2012) [-]
mfw sr reardon cant touch dis cus imma pay his bills
#131 to #130 - foreverawkward (10/17/2012) [-]
mfw zoe sells me out
mfw zoe sells me out
#127 to #125 - theencyclopedia (10/16/2012) [-]
ok i have to admit despite my pissed offness i laughed so 						*******					 hard at this hahahahaahaha
ok i have to admit despite my pissed offness i laughed so ******* hard at this hahahahaahaha
#128 to #124 - theencyclopedia (10/16/2012) [-]
party hard
party hard
#123 to #122 - theencyclopedia (10/14/2012) [-]
hahahahaha   
lets only communicate in gifs and pics lol
hahahahaha
lets only communicate in gifs and pics lol
User avatar #113 - khl (10/14/2012) [-]
Hey, what would you want for the rare spell book item ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - theencyclopedia (10/14/2012) [-]
whatre u offering
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (10/14/2012) [-]
No idea what you are looking for, a Fiend worth 50k for it ?
User avatar #116 to #115 - theencyclopedia (10/14/2012) [-]
hell no. its a DC'd item
User avatar #117 to #116 - khl (10/14/2012) [-]
well what would yo want for it then ??
User avatar #118 to #117 - theencyclopedia (10/14/2012) [-]
whats ur item value cap for it
User avatar #119 to #118 - khl (10/14/2012) [-]
100k or any of my fish
User avatar #120 to #119 - theencyclopedia (10/14/2012) [-]
nah no thanks
User avatar #97 - fluffylittlebunny ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
You made a monstertrade there.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theencyclopedia (10/04/2012) [-]
what do u mean. it was a sweet deal for you. but im in desperate need of those souls and theyre in high demand.
User avatar #99 to #98 - fluffylittlebunny ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
those souls are worth a fortune, really, the big guys need them for reviving things
User avatar #100 to #99 - theencyclopedia (10/04/2012) [-]
yeah hahaha i want just ONE pony. wait so ur saying THAT I got the sweet deal?
User avatar #101 to #100 - fluffylittlebunny ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
yup. post a message that you sell 4 souls and watch the bids
User avatar #102 to #101 - theencyclopedia (10/04/2012) [-]
haha really? sweet thanks man. you seem like ur in the big leagues of item trading too though
User avatar #103 to #102 - fluffylittlebunny ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Thank you, all hard work picking stuff up first. Succes building your pony.
User avatar #104 to #103 - theencyclopedia (10/05/2012) [-]
thanks. and might i ask. should i be stockpiling lower value items or going for the rares
User avatar #105 to #104 - fluffylittlebunny ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Go for the food and fabrik stuff, no one wants them now but when the cooking and the tailoring starts, they will be like gold! Also, the Loom and Stove will be worth very much more. AND when you see a big item: grab it if you can!
User avatar #106 to #105 - theencyclopedia (10/05/2012) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #94 - asheyboo (10/03/2012) [-]
trade for the scroll?
User avatar #95 to #94 - theencyclopedia (10/03/2012) [-]
can u tell me honestly if thats a good trade for me. i just want to know before i trade it
User avatar #96 to #95 - asheyboo (10/03/2012) [-]
no face is 2.5 mil the scroll is 1 mil. and there both rare just no face is higher priced
User avatar #88 - dalemc (10/03/2012) [-]
I'll buy the imp?
User avatar #89 to #88 - theencyclopedia (10/03/2012) [-]
how much
User avatar #90 to #89 - dalemc (10/03/2012) [-]
beta fish thumb gear yellow fish?
User avatar #92 to #90 - dalemc (10/03/2012) [-]
+2 angelic ingots
User avatar #91 to #90 - theencyclopedia (10/03/2012) [-]
nah sorry not interested
User avatar #93 to #91 - dalemc (10/03/2012) [-]
+2 angelic ingots
User avatar #85 - thumballthethings (10/03/2012) [-]
i have two fiend legs for trade. looking for demonic/angelic ores. how many would you offer for the two?
User avatar #86 to #85 - theencyclopedia (10/03/2012) [-]
2 angelic ingots is more than generous for 2 fiend legs. u up for that?
User avatar #87 to #86 - thumballthethings (10/03/2012) [-]
sounds good :D send trade and their all yours!
#81 to #69 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
Just found this
#61 to #60 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
<< this is old
#73 to #64 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
go to sleep
go to sleep
#66 to #64 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 2,797**
User avatar #75 to #66 - theencyclopedia (09/19/2012) [-]
**theencyclopedia rolls 8,118** no quads means ur pics suck
#76 to #75 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 94** im sorry what oh btw check em
User avatar #78 to #77 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 15** *Ding*
#79 to #78 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 75** Time to bring out the big guns
#80 to #79 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 06** ye got it
User avatar #67 to #66 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 4,571**
User avatar #68 to #67 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 1,387**
User avatar #70 to #68 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 6,476**
User avatar #71 to #70 - foreverawkward (09/19/2012) [-]
**foreverawkward rolls 4,988** here we go
#51 - blartonfairweather (09/17/2012) [-]
Sup, mate?
Sup, mate?
User avatar #42 - seveer (08/28/2012) [-]
Still looking for those presidents?
User avatar #44 to #43 - seveer (08/28/2012) [-]
I can give you all, what can you offer though?
(cube? # babies?)
User avatar #45 to #44 - theencyclopedia (08/28/2012) [-]
14 babies?
User avatar #46 to #45 - seveer (08/28/2012) [-]
Sure, can you make the offers? Use food items as junk (always leaving at least 1).
User avatar #47 to #46 - theencyclopedia (08/29/2012) [-]
all sent
User avatar #50 to #47 - seveer (08/29/2012) [-]
Sorry it took so long, was eating dinner. Enjoy, and thanks.
User avatar #41 - vivarevolution (08/28/2012) [-]
ill trade you adam quincy for 4 babies
User avatar #25 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
if you want i can give you my lightning spell(old 5k item, now discontinued) for 15 babies
User avatar #26 to #25 - theencyclopedia (08/28/2012) [-]
10 and its a deal
User avatar #30 to #26 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
i dont know, its very rare now, most people have only one and im trading this just because i have 9... are you sure 15 isnt low enough?
User avatar #32 to #30 - theencyclopedia (08/28/2012) [-]
are we good for 12?
User avatar #34 to #32 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
14?please i tought 15 was already low
User avatar #35 to #34 - theencyclopedia (08/28/2012) [-]
would you settle 13? sorry im busting your balls its just these babies are in high demand
User avatar #36 to #35 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
yes, deal.....
User avatar #37 to #36 - theencyclopedia (08/28/2012) [-]
alright thanks send over the trades ill only accept once everythings in. if you feel anxious send the lightning last
User avatar #39 to #37 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
you have to send them, i can send one for the same item at the same time, if i do it this will take forever
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