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theelderscrolls

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Steam Profile: TheAwesomeCouch
Consoles Owned: Gameboy,gameboy color,gameboy advanced,gameboy advanced sp,psp,sega genisis. PS1 PS2, xbox, xbox360,wii,nintedo 64,NES, Super NES,Gamecube. Soon to be PC.
Video Games Played: All of them
X-box Gamertag: TheAwesomeCouch
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:6/22/2015
Location:TX
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 387 total,  562 ,  175
Comment Thumbs: 3961 total,  5769 ,  1808
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 38 Content: Peasant → Level 39 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:18
Content Views:86203
Total Comments Made:5633
FJ Points:2324

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#93 - What the **** . Did you make that. you better not have m…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Every time +5
#105 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
I didn't make it, however felt the picture was relevant to the post. I am aware of the grammatical errors set forth by this picture and humbly beg for your forgiveness. If you look past the grammatical errors however, it is rather humorous.
User avatar #107 - retributionthepimp (03/16/2013) [-]
The picture is used wrong...
User avatar #108 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
lol - good call. My bad.
User avatar #106 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
Are you retarded? it is not the grammar, its the meme. Wrong meme.
User avatar #109 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
Apparently. Once again, please forgive me. I did not mean to upset the internet gods by using the wrong picture on a website.
User avatar #111 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
meh. i dont really care. i just like winning internet battles.
#113 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
#118 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
Woah there princess, you dun goffed. Do you want to fucking go? Who the actual fuck do think you are? You come to my website, post cancerous material, and insult me. Nope. I am not having it. Im coming after you, little bitch. You have no idea the connections i have. Im already locating your IP and soon, you will be charged with possession of CP. Thats right fucker. Do you know what they do to pedophiles in prison? They anal rape them. A a lot. Get your shit together tyrone, because you are going to be gone for a very long time.
#122 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #124 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#126 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #129 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little tone policer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in social justice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed url changes. I am trained in privilege checking and I’m the top doxxer in the entire SJ sphere. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with whininess the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with oppressing me over the Internet? Think again, Nazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shut-ins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whitey. The storm that wipes out the bougie little thing you call your internet reputation. You’re fucking dead, radscum. I can find microaggressions anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my receipts. Not only am I extensively trained in deflection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the anime and Nicki Minaj gif collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable grayface off the dash of FunnyJunk, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cisfuck. I will shit poorly written complaints all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, anon.
#132 - darthblam (03/16/2013) [-]
#128 - theelderscrolls has deleted their comment.
#377299 - Dont know why it was anon. Anyways. Yeah. Best budg…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #377409 - ghostninja (03/16/2013) [-]
if only i had $401 ;(
User avatar #377414 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
its actually more like 600. The cards are 100 a piece but i got both for 20.
User avatar #377421 - ghostninja (03/16/2013) [-]
oh well shit
User avatar #377340 - ferrettamer (03/16/2013) [-]
Why is there no price on the graphics cards?
User avatar #377348 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
because i already have them and theyre discontinued.
User avatar #377304 - captainrattrap (03/16/2013) [-]
I need to build a computer soon. Keeping this is mind, will check it thoroughly later. For now, +1.
#88 - so what is the main enemy in the HL series? 03/16/2013 on Fun Fact 0
#43 - back in the 90`s, we didnt have faggots bitching about how gre… 03/16/2013 on WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?? +3
#376448 - foooound you 03/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#376437 - when am i getting it? 03/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#376096 - I assume youre not going to give it to me....  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #376114 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/15/2013) [-]
What?
#92 - I never ******* recognize him in any ******* fil… 03/14/2013 on Anything? Why not Everything +2
#374639 - it says you dont exist :o  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#375139 - mrskizzly has deleted their comment.
User avatar #376448 - theelderscrolls (03/15/2013) [-]
foooound you
#374483 - **theelderscrolls rolls 49**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #374484 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/14/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 78**
#374482 - my id is theawesomecouch 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374476 - yey. 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374470 - theawesomecouch  [+] (10 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374475 - mrskizzly has deleted their comment.
User avatar #376437 - theelderscrolls (03/15/2013) [-]
when am i getting it?
User avatar #374482 - theelderscrolls (03/14/2013) [-]
my id is theawesomecouch
User avatar #374480 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/14/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 79** let's see if I can do it again.
User avatar #376096 - theelderscrolls (03/15/2013) [-]
I assume youre not going to give it to me....
User avatar #376114 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/15/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #374483 - theelderscrolls (03/14/2013) [-]
**theelderscrolls rolls 49**
User avatar #374484 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/14/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 78**
User avatar #374481 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/14/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 17**
User avatar #374476 - theelderscrolls (03/14/2013) [-]
yey.
#374468 - theawesoecouch 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374460 - **theelderscrolls rolls 99**  [+] (13 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374489 - mrskizzly has deleted their comment.
User avatar #374470 - theelderscrolls (03/14/2013) [-]
theawesomecouch
#374475 - mrskizzly has deleted their comment.
User avatar #376437 - theelderscrolls (03/15/2013) [-]
when am i getting it?
User avatar #374482 - theelderscrolls (03/14/2013) [-]
my id is theawesomecouch
User avatar #374480 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/14/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 79** let's see if I can do it again.
User avatar #376096 - theelderscrolls (03/15/2013) [-]
I assume youre not going to give it to me....
User avatar #376114 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/15/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #374483 - theelderscrolls (03/14/2013) [-]
**theelderscrolls rolls 49**
User avatar #374484 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/14/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 78**
User avatar #374481 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/14/2013) [-]
**yutdollacwwwthree rolls 17**
User avatar #374476 - theelderscrolls (03/14/2013) [-]
yey.
User avatar #374468 - theelderscrolls (03/14/2013) [-]
theawesoecouch
#374457 - **theelderscrolls rolls 82** 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374454 - **theelderscrolls rolls 72** 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374451 - **theelderscrolls rolls 35** 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374449 - **theelderscrolls rolls 626** 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374446 - **theelderscrolls rolls 71** 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374445 - **theelderscrolls rolls 52** 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374378 - Highwaymen Trench Coat? 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374367 - dafuq? Is this just the people in my are in my area or around … 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374366 - Comment deleted 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#374362 - Eat his last beefaroni. Then , tell him it was awful. 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #13 - epicextreme (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have an xbox?
User avatar #14 to #13 - theelderscrolls (03/09/2013) [-]
yeah. TheAwesomeCouch.
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User avatar #8 - theelderscrolls (10/16/2012) [-]
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