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#72 - How did none of them see this coming?  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Glass tables can't melt... 0
User avatar #75 - kiaserzerg (2 hours ago) [-]
you would be surprised how few people lack understanding f physics.
#19 - Well, if you can already do a little more HTML than most peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on The Interview 0
User avatar #20 - mcmanybucks (13 hours ago) [-]
I know what a DIV tag is..lol
#17 - Yeah sure, but you just gotta word right what you did. And exp…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on The Interview 0
User avatar #18 - mcmanybucks (13 hours ago) [-]
Its an opinion that i have that most people scoff at, that we all need to be more truthful with eachother..not beating around the bush..Id write on my papers that i took classes for html, but i suck at it...
User avatar #19 - thedutchs (13 hours ago) [-]
Well, if you can already do a little more HTML than most people, it's something you can put on there.
User avatar #20 - mcmanybucks (13 hours ago) [-]
I know what a DIV tag is..lol
#14 - The value of your house would go down, though.  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on RED -2
User avatar #23 - ybcrazy (11 hours ago) [-]
depends what parts of what cities. some cities celebrate their street artists, montreal for one. In the Mont Royal district the price is higher than the norm and thats also part due to the street art culture
#22 - Rascal (11 hours ago) [-]
I mean if they were looking to sell the house then yeah it would be bad, but if it's a permanent residency then why should they care about their house value?
#25 - It's hard to name a weapon, amullet, piece of armour without s…  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on Naming swords in Skyrim +33
#119 - Rascal (2 hours ago) [-]
Solid naming strategy.
#89 - relvel (7 hours ago) [-]
Rufiooooooooooooo!
#36 - gmarrox (12 hours ago) [-]
I just named my weapons Steve
User avatar #38 - murrlogic (11 hours ago) [-]
>Forgetting Lucas is the reason the end of the world happened because he went insane
#28 - darcabyss (12 hours ago) [-]
So, I'd have swords and daggers called "Fate of Guard #1", "Wrath of Bandit #473", etc.

#4 - He should have gone full Filthy Frank. 14 hours ago on Alpha +8
#23 - What drink?  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Suicide shot 0
User avatar #25 - Thundergod (14 hours ago) [-]
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster you uncultured pleb.
User avatar #24 - bloorajah (14 hours ago) [-]
Why the Pan Galactic Gargleblaster of course.
#9 - I kind of wish there weren't so many ****** graffiti ar…  [+] (30 new replies) 14 hours ago on RED +248
User avatar #50 - elcreepo (7 hours ago) [-]
Red isn't a tag though,

Someone painted only one part of that building red

So he essentially just kept pestering them till they ended it
#42 - Rascal (8 hours ago) [-]
yea well we're not anal retentive like you...i honestly couldnt possibly give a fuck- graffiti is useful to me, its a very good indication for how troubled the neighborhood is
User avatar #59 - quoterox (5 hours ago) [-]
If you can't tell how "troubled" a neighborhood is by means other than the amount of graffiti there is, I think you need to re-evaluate your standard for "troubled."
#40 - Rascal (8 hours ago) [-]
#36 - chenouttachen (9 hours ago) [-]
In Tacoma we had something called the graffiti garage since 2008. It was a large space where you could graffiti freely but last year, some new business moved in, and forced the owner to paint over it all, turning it to a commercial garage. Complete bullshit.
User avatar #18 - deathchain (11 hours ago) [-]
As an urban explorer, I personally find little industrial nodes like these to be pretty in their own way. It irks me when people spraypaint all over them, because it stains the original image. And except for good or clever artists, whose work I can appreciate and like finding when exploring, the graffiti is usually just some twat effectively pissing on a fire hydrant (like the FUCK BTM tag that appeared on the wall at one point). Then because the tags look ugly, the city council half-assedly lathers on paint (or shitty tags keep accumulating until it looks like the space below a birds nest). Now instead of a natural brick and mortar, the little building is now a garish red. Nobody wins.
#82 - Rascal (2 minutes ago) [-]
Urnban explorer. WTF is that? Work for lazies and nerds?
User avatar #53 - cloakndagger (6 hours ago) [-]
Best building you've ever been inside? My favorite is a trashed factory that I have in my town. I'm hoping to get back inside it sometime now that I have a good smartphone that I can get pictures with, but it's locked up tighter now.
#68 - deathchain (2 hours ago) [-]
I've been to a good number of places, but definitely my first trip to the ruined CNJ Officer Installers campus is my favorite. One of the four buildings had caught fire at some point in the 1990's, and the company said fuck it and abandoned the whole place. I was able to explore it in 2009, even the burnt building (shitty pic related). There was only one that I (and the two guys I was with) didn't go into, because there were asbestos warnings all over it. Whole place was friggin awesome, especially at night.

All but one of the buildings has been torn down since, and the place is a construction yard now.
User avatar #69 - cloakndagger (2 hours ago) [-]
Damn shame, that sounds like something that would be cool to snoop around in. This rave girl I know has a gas mask that might have aided with exploring the asbestos filled area, since if I recall right, the primary danger of asbestos is inhalation.
User avatar #70 - deathchain (2 hours ago) [-]
Gas mask might be a bit overkill, lol. One of those little white fabric masks with the yellow rubber bands would be much more suitable, especially when climbing through small windows and other small spaces. A big mask would be clunky and get in the way, and would likely get you sweaty and dehydrate you faster.
#72 - cloakndagger (1 hour ago) [-]
Suppose that's true. I'm terrified of asbestos, though, man, my grandpa died because of that shit. He was a boiler maker in Michigan City, not too far off from my current hometown. If I remember right, he worked at that power plant, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_City_Generating_Station or had something to do with that, I forget what. He died just about a year before I was born because that stuff was used a lot where he worked.

Pic related, that's that power plant in an aerial view for people who can't be bothered to click the link in the spoiler.
User avatar #74 - deathchain (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah, asbestos doesn't fuck around. Have you got any photos of any of your exploration sites? There's gotta be good shit to see over in the rustbelt.
User avatar #75 - cloakndagger (1 hour ago) [-]
If I were to be totally honest, I just recently picked this up as a hobby, and I'm a small town boy with big city ambitions, so I mostly just climb around on whichever of these small town buildings I can find a way onto when nobody's looking. I have a few targets in mind for sneaking into to poke around a bit, but since I just recently got a phone that takes decent pictures, I haven't got any interesting pictures yet. I have some pictures of my favorite rooftop, though. I'd have to dig them off of my phone and get them on my laptop. Once I get around to that, I'll share some of them with you, and once I grow the balls to get back into that factory, I'll send you those too, sound good?
User avatar #78 - deathchain (48 minutes ago) [-]
Also, since you're new to urbex, here's a few somewhat obvious tips:

1: Wear boots if you can, and be sure to have a reliable flashlight if you're exploring a dark place. Phone flashlights are only good for seeing close by, they can't shine down tunnels, pits, or across the attic you just poked your head into.
2: Beware the fuck out of wood floors, especially in damp or wet environments.
3: Bring someone with you if you can in case something goes wrong. If you can't, let someone know where you'll be. The last thing you want to do is re-enact "127 Hours".
4: If security/police catch you, don't run like an idiot, just keep your cool and be honest. It's a lot easier to explain what you're doing on private property than to explain why you ran from an officer.
5: Know when to quit. Running out of steam during a soccer game is fine. Running out of steam a mile deep in drainage tunnels is not. "...there is a moment to say "stop, this is the limit", and you better say that once too often."
6: Most importantly, be as respectful to the site as you can. "Take only photos, leave only footprints."

There are plenty of websites where you can read about the adventures of other explorers, their tips and tricks, and see their photos. One of my personal favorites is
www.abandoned-places.com/index.htm
User avatar #79 - cloakndagger (40 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, I think I've seen some of those guidelines before. Anyways, it's early morning, and I ended up sleeping the day away yesterday. I'm gonna see if I can catch a sunrise today. It's been a pleasure, and I'll get in contact when I've got those pictures.
User avatar #80 - deathchain (40 minutes ago) [-]
Affirmative. Good luck!
#76 - deathchain (1 hour ago) [-]
Hells yes. The CNJ building is the only large site I've ever explored, everything else has usually just been houses or other remote locations. Fort Wetherill (pic related) is the next largest place I've been, and it's not very big. I'd love to see someone else's exploits.
#54 - Rascal (6 hours ago) [-]
Candy factory on Cicero in Chicago?
User avatar #55 - cloakndagger (6 hours ago) [-]
Haven't heard of that one, but I do live a couple hours away from Chicago. I'm a smalltown boy, so there's not nearly as many trashed buildings as I would like, but I'm thinking of just going on a sort of urbex vacation some day, travelling the country and learning about any broken down buildings with reputations for being haunted and shit like that. The rush from the possibility of getting caught is almost as potent as the rush from the thought that ghosts and ghouls may be lingering in that burnt out building you're wanting to break into.
#51 - Rascal (7 hours ago) [-]
"urban explorer" lmao you wear cargo shorts and a shitty digital watch and walk around cause you have no job lol brony faggot fedora neckbeard xddd
User avatar #71 - deathchain (2 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #52 - cloakndagger (6 hours ago) [-]
Troll harder, faggot, you're just mad because you're too fat to climb buildings like us, and too big of a pussy to break into them to see what's inside.
#43 - Rascal (8 hours ago) [-]
i win cus i dont give a fuck and dont need a paragraph to say some simple ass shit
User avatar #15 - donatelo (12 hours ago) [-]
yea. i appreciate good graffiiti, but find it irritating when kids just put their name up with no artistic influence at all for cheap recognition.
#58 - derpinstock (5 hours ago) [-]
Same im in murray bridge south australia im a security guard i get to tackle the little shits putting bloodz/cripz everywhere but a couple times ive had guys who put some nice art up - bag full of cans, makeshift stencils nd shit i try to approach them politely and compliment their work real quick - then of course ill tell them to get gone nd give them a head start caus i still gotta do my job nd call cops/search premisis/etc.
User avatar #12 - sumerfag (13 hours ago) [-]
If I owned a building and someone graffitid actual art on it I wouldn't be mad, thats free art!
User avatar #14 - thedutchs (13 hours ago) [-]
The value of your house would go down, though.

User avatar #23 - ybcrazy (11 hours ago) [-]
depends what parts of what cities. some cities celebrate their street artists, montreal for one. In the Mont Royal district the price is higher than the norm and thats also part due to the street art culture
#22 - Rascal (11 hours ago) [-]
I mean if they were looking to sell the house then yeah it would be bad, but if it's a permanent residency then why should they care about their house value?
#19 - By not spending time on Tumblr. 14 hours ago on School +7
#10 - Well, you can't just straight up lie about having certain skil…  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on The Interview 0
User avatar #15 - mcmanybucks (13 hours ago) [-]
This is what ive been told by a lot of career people though..to fuckin put gold-shavings and glitter on the shit that is my CV.
User avatar #17 - thedutchs (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah sure, but you just gotta word right what you did. And experience is always something you can make up shit about.

But don't actually drive yourself in a corner by claiming to be able to do stuff you can't, because your employer will find out and you're going to be in deep shit.
User avatar #18 - mcmanybucks (13 hours ago) [-]
Its an opinion that i have that most people scoff at, that we all need to be more truthful with eachother..not beating around the bush..Id write on my papers that i took classes for html, but i suck at it...
User avatar #19 - thedutchs (13 hours ago) [-]
Well, if you can already do a little more HTML than most people, it's something you can put on there.
User avatar #20 - mcmanybucks (13 hours ago) [-]
I know what a DIV tag is..lol

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User avatar #16 to #15 - thedutchs ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
omg I love pandas
#13 - kingdaniel ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
MFW your name.

ik heb dit plaatje gemaakt
#11 - stormietheraver ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
thank you for finally breaking that uchiha douche
User avatar #12 to #11 - thedutchs ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Ain't a thing but a chicken wing
User avatar #9 - welliguessitsaname (10/21/2014) [-]
hello friend
I just wanted to know if you've gone to see anyone for your anger problem yet
User avatar #10 to #9 - thedutchs ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
Going to a shrink is what the illuminati wants me to do
#7 to #6 - thedutchs ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Oh god his zipper is open
#8 to #7 - lordnerevar (08/21/2014) [-]
That story
that zipper
User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - thedutchs ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
WELL UP YOURS TOO, BUDDY
User avatar #3 to #2 - thedutchs ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Dragon STDs are a bitch
User avatar #1 - kanatana (08/30/2013) [-]
Carl? Carl?
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