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Date Signed Up:2/05/2012
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The human body is the entire structure of a human organism, and consists of a head, neck, torso, two arms and two legs. By the time the human reaches adulthood, the body consists of close to 100 trillion cells,[1] the basic unit of life. These cells are organised biologically to eventually form the whole body.

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#7 - But mary was still a virgin  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Jesus Christ +2
#8 - anonexplains (11 hours ago) [-]
other religions and sects of Christianity believe god actually had sex with mary
#8 - It's not playing for me :/ 16 hours ago on Die random citizen by Besiege 0
#2550 - Your wife is pretty!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... +2
User avatar #2551 - gohex (03/03/2015) [-]
And I'm not!?

I kid - cheers bro
#2546 - I should have guess by your name Pretty cool! 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
#2517 - Bored and alone in a college classroom 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... +1
#2515 - Are you going for a sort of tribal look?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
User avatar #2518 - bjerneironbeard (03/03/2015) [-]
Photo assignment for school, went for a more black metal look.
User avatar #2546 - thedutchs (03/03/2015) [-]
I should have guess by your name

Pretty cool!
#38 - Is anyone else excited for the sacrifices to Lord Chin Chin?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on lol +10
#122 - anonexplains (18 hours ago) [-]
I am really looking forward to it.

Probably going to try and get my cousin to 3D print me a model of filthy frank then i will shove it up my ass and record it then send it to him.

no promises though, as it seems like it probably won't happen.
#71 - Picture 03/03/2015 on Zombie apocalypse Heaven +1
#69 - We have a plumtree. Every summer it blossoms. There a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Zombie apocalypse Heaven 0
User avatar #70 - cazabrow (03/03/2015) [-]
would you get the necessary vitamins/minerals/nutrients off just that though?

and if that was the case people would probably rather face the zombies than live in the breakfast lunch and dinner plum apocalypse.
#71 - thedutchs (03/03/2015) [-]
#67 - Farming.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Zombie apocalypse Heaven 0
User avatar #68 - cazabrow (03/03/2015) [-]
I doubt you'd be able to eat properly everyday with just farming.

On top of everyone else you'd have in that fairly massive hold out.
User avatar #69 - thedutchs (03/03/2015) [-]
We have a plumtree.

Every summer it blossoms. There are four people living at home, and we still have too many damn plums through summer.

I think if you take crops that blossom during different times of the year, you could manage.
User avatar #70 - cazabrow (03/03/2015) [-]
would you get the necessary vitamins/minerals/nutrients off just that though?

and if that was the case people would probably rather face the zombies than live in the breakfast lunch and dinner plum apocalypse.
#71 - thedutchs (03/03/2015) [-]

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#13 - kingdaniel (01/06/2015) [-]
MFW your name.

ik heb dit plaatje gemaakt
#11 - stormietheraver (11/01/2014) [-]
thank you for finally breaking that uchiha douche
User avatar #12 to #11 - thedutchs (11/01/2014) [-]
Ain't a thing but a chicken wing
User avatar #9 - welliguessitsaname (10/21/2014) [-]
hello friend
I just wanted to know if you've gone to see anyone for your anger problem yet
User avatar #10 to #9 - thedutchs (10/21/2014) [-]
Going to a shrink is what the illuminati wants me to do
#7 to #6 - thedutchs (08/21/2014) [-]
Oh god his zipper is open
#8 to #7 - lordnerevar (08/21/2014) [-]
That story
that zipper
User avatar #5 to #4 - thedutchs (06/23/2014) [-]
WELL UP YOURS TOO, BUDDY
User avatar #3 to #2 - thedutchs (06/22/2014) [-]
Dragon STDs are a bitch
User avatar #1 - kanatana ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Carl? Carl?
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