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#231 - This is like that brony idiot who painted his K31 in a mlp col…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on The longer you look, the... +1
#233 - chikibrikikommando (04/02/2015) [-]
It's fucking disgusting. I heard someoen bouht it and restored it to it's original configuration though.
#199 - I wonder what his record at the hospital says. "Lost geni… 04/02/2015 on Amazing brick trick dick. +2
#37 - It's almost less sad because the dog dies. 04/01/2015 on the feels +3
#35 - Maybe you're the greasy creep.. 04/01/2015 on meme social network +4
#96 - Don't put your dick in crazy.. 04/01/2015 on Ex girlfriends 0
#32 - I have to disagree. I love cooking, I find it calming and ther… 03/31/2015 on Making Food 0
#219 - Maybe the reason that white men are in charge is because they … 03/31/2015 on (untitled) +1
#38 - Meh the show went downhill ever since Netflix bought it and st… 03/30/2015 on Trailer Parks Boys -2
#108 - Men are usually the successful ones in China so parents would …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Time to learn about China +3
User avatar #166 - heartlessrobot (03/30/2015) [-]
Well, thankfully, at this rate China is gonna crash and burn. They're growing too fast and are too dependent, economically, on their population which will stop growing, since they have too many males and not enough females.
Also, they're slowly killing their people off in a way that, when it hits, people will die in massive numbers. Cancer's a bitch, and all of China's smoking the same, massive, unfiltered cigarette.
#136 - anon (03/30/2015) [-]
And everyone sending production to China is contributing massively to the up-fucking,
#211 - mattymc (03/30/2015) [-]
A practice that would go away if the workers, all billion of them demanded fair wages and benefits, but we all know what happenned last time it involved a man, a suitcase, and four tanks
#136 - Shouldn't the pilots have keys to the door? Would that not make sense?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on I want the heroes name +1
#148 - bananauser (03/28/2015) [-]
Lock could be picked, key could be stolen. The door is electronically sealed from the inside, as well as being bulletproof and rather resistant to being kicked. There is a keypad for unlocking the door on the outside, but there is an override in the cockpit to stop it.
I short, the guy shouldn't have been left alone in the first place, or have lied about his mental state.
#17 - That guy looks like quite the upstanding member of society. Al… 03/27/2015 on Bill bill bill bill 0
#41 - Even if the snake is fully dead, if you prick your finger or s…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/27/2015 on HOLY FUCK +18
#123 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Imagine having that shit in your veins.
#55 - skelebones (03/27/2015) [-]
This is What Snake Venom Does to Blood!
heres the sauce. it is indeed most definetly snake venom... some kinda viper based on the fang type
#60 - skelebones (03/27/2015) [-]
update it is a russle viper... shoulda read the fucking video description
User avatar #57 - Kairyuka (03/27/2015) [-]
There we go, so I was wrong.
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope. I can't remember what that is, but it's not snake venom
#54 - skelebones (03/27/2015) [-]
nigga what is you smoking?
or are you just naturally stupid.
or are you such an advanced level of sarcasm im making an ass of myself... again
User avatar #56 - Kairyuka (03/27/2015) [-]
I was saying that I'm pretty sure the gif isn't about snake venom.
#58 - skelebones (03/27/2015) [-]
i know im just saying ive seen too much of the internet so its obvious thats the snake venom in pig blood gif
damn near vintage. so its just hard to imagine a deep blue name like you not knowing what it is
User avatar #59 - Kairyuka (03/27/2015) [-]
I just remember someone saying that it wasn't, and for some reason I believed him. Been a while though so it's whatever. No one's perfect
#61 - skelebones (03/27/2015) [-]
i think i remember that from when this gif was posted as content. some dumbshit fuckass troll tried to be smart and failed epicly
#41 - Thats definitely something a tard or a weirdo would say  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Cringe comp part 2 0
User avatar #53 - theezachulator (03/27/2015) [-]
dam well can i at least choose which one i am i choose tard
#28 - To me it looks like a 338 Norma. But there hasn't been a simil… 03/27/2015 on implant allows Terrorist to... +1
#19 - Oh man, whoever made that has a special place in my heart. 03/27/2015 on A+ +13
#54 - After the creation of the GT40, Ford found they couldn't make … 03/25/2015 on Dem Facts #2 0
#55 - Ok thats all well and good that it sounds better, but the fact… 03/25/2015 on Twitter Comp +1
#96 - I don't know about the first one. I mean, when they give me a …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on things about porn 0
User avatar #168 - chuckbillrow (03/24/2015) [-]
I definitely focus on the face, i look everywhere but the face the most important part for me...
#138 - >Implying any vegan activist propaganda actually uses fact …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Vegan -3
User avatar #231 - baconarmada (03/24/2015) [-]
Don't treat them like dumbler users. At least they aren't out to hurt anyone.
User avatar #240 - stevodoubleohseven (03/24/2015) [-]
>Radical vegans live in the woods
He means the ones that create this type of bullshit and complain to people in public when they see you eating friend chicken, because some have to shove their opinion down your throat.
User avatar #338 - baconarmada (03/25/2015) [-]
Ok I should rephrase. The vegans that are not hostile are the ones that deserve no hostility.
#41 - No it's not..when talking about the death sentence, it's hanged.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Twitter Comp +2
User avatar #42 - watshisface (03/24/2015) [-]
Think about it, I hung this nigger sounds way better than I hanged this nigger
User avatar #55 - thedungeonmaster (03/25/2015) [-]
Ok thats all well and good that it sounds better, but the fact of the matter is that when you're talking about hanging a person in execution style, the word is hanged, not hung.
#123 - Pet rats are actually more affectionate than dogs and cats 03/24/2015 on Rats 0
#122 - Thats the most punchable face i've seen all week. 03/24/2015 on Rats -1
#79 - Your bait it weak as **** . 03/24/2015 on a short story 0
#36 - Steve Jobs was a piece of **** ...who knew... I knew  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Massive Random Interesting... +12
User avatar #64 - xxjmacxx (03/24/2015) [-]
we all knew
#62 - The first time I tried pot was from a volcano at full heat. Ne… 03/21/2015 on 419 dont blaze it yet fagit 0


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User avatar #3 - swagfagit (01/09/2015) [-]
I hope you turn into a mod, I gave up a pretty thumb for you
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Thank you swagfagit. I appreciate it.
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Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
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