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#4 - maybe 08/10/2013 on 9/11 0
#9 - That's a long list  [+] (2 replies) 08/10/2013 on /b/ +3
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#44 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Well that wasn't the only thing that was long.
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#10 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
#7 - Waiting for the list  [+] (31 replies) 08/10/2013 on /b/ +8
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#8 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
1: different number of fingers
2: hairbrush handle
3: 2 hairbrush handles
4: 3 hairbrush handles
5: 4 hairbrush handles
6: Cane
7: Wiffle bat handle
8: Toy lightsaber that doesn't fold
9: Wiimote
10: chair leg
11: Ice
12: Door knob
13: Shower hose, which I turned on while it was inside
14: The handle on a recliner
15: Markers
16: Thermometer
17: TV remote
18: golf balls
19: Marbles
20: Nail polish containers
That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
#60 - trippytrips (08/10/2013) [-]
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#59 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
I just have a problem with numbers

4, 5, 9 and 14

9 because I think it's a waste, and the rest because of biophisics.
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#68 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
And the wiimote didn't go in past the b-button.
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#67 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It was an old, long, narrow handle that had broken off.
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#71 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
okay then, you're good.
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#53 - qosfortyone (08/10/2013) [-]
a chair leg?
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#51 - therealslim (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel ashamed that I have had around a little more than half of that in my ass
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#47 - demandsgayversion (08/10/2013) [-]
Why do you own so many hairbrushes?
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#66 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
The worst part is the hairbrushes aren't even mine.
#25 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I just realized sparkyoneonetwo should see this.
#22 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
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#23 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Because anal stimulation.
#18 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
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#20 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Which one would you say was the worst?
#24 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
Probably the doorknob
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#16 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
the internet never stops to amazing me
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#17 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I got over 100 marbles up there, some of them were shooters. And I think I hit my max at 7 golf balls.
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#19 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
did you try and shoot them with your ass?
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#21 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, I shot them out. Shoulda tried to play a game of marbles with them.
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#28 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
is it hard to aim
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#30 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Like an uzi with no stock, a 300 round magazine, and the trigger is glued down.
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#33 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
k, thanks for the info
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#13 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
A Wiimote? Seriously? A Wiimote?
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#14 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It vibrates.
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#15 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure, but the Toy Lightsaber part made me laugh more than the others.
#11 - vorarephilia (08/10/2013) [-]
Never in my life did i expect to read a list 20 items long of things a dude has shoved up his ass.
#12 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
#9 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
That's a long list
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#44 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Well that wasn't the only thing that was long.
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#10 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
#5 - Picture  [+] (33 replies) 08/10/2013 on /b/ +4
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#6 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
ANAL MASTURBATION!
#7 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
Waiting for the list
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#8 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
1: different number of fingers
2: hairbrush handle
3: 2 hairbrush handles
4: 3 hairbrush handles
5: 4 hairbrush handles
6: Cane
7: Wiffle bat handle
8: Toy lightsaber that doesn't fold
9: Wiimote
10: chair leg
11: Ice
12: Door knob
13: Shower hose, which I turned on while it was inside
14: The handle on a recliner
15: Markers
16: Thermometer
17: TV remote
18: golf balls
19: Marbles
20: Nail polish containers
That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
#60 - trippytrips (08/10/2013) [-]
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#59 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
I just have a problem with numbers

4, 5, 9 and 14

9 because I think it's a waste, and the rest because of biophisics.
User avatar
#68 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
And the wiimote didn't go in past the b-button.
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#67 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It was an old, long, narrow handle that had broken off.
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#71 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
okay then, you're good.
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#53 - qosfortyone (08/10/2013) [-]
a chair leg?
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#51 - therealslim (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel ashamed that I have had around a little more than half of that in my ass
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#47 - demandsgayversion (08/10/2013) [-]
Why do you own so many hairbrushes?
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#66 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
The worst part is the hairbrushes aren't even mine.
#25 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I just realized sparkyoneonetwo should see this.
#22 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
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#23 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Because anal stimulation.
#18 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
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#20 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Which one would you say was the worst?
#24 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
Probably the doorknob
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#16 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
the internet never stops to amazing me
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#17 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I got over 100 marbles up there, some of them were shooters. And I think I hit my max at 7 golf balls.
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#19 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
did you try and shoot them with your ass?
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#21 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, I shot them out. Shoulda tried to play a game of marbles with them.
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#28 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
is it hard to aim
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#30 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Like an uzi with no stock, a 300 round magazine, and the trigger is glued down.
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#33 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
k, thanks for the info
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#13 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
A Wiimote? Seriously? A Wiimote?
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#14 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It vibrates.
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#15 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure, but the Toy Lightsaber part made me laugh more than the others.
#11 - vorarephilia (08/10/2013) [-]
Never in my life did i expect to read a list 20 items long of things a dude has shoved up his ass.
#12 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
#9 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
That's a long list
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#44 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Well that wasn't the only thing that was long.
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#10 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
#3 - Picture  [+] (35 replies) 08/10/2013 on /b/ +6
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#4 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Look, there's a large list of things I've inserted into my anus.
#5 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
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#6 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
ANAL MASTURBATION!
#7 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
Waiting for the list
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#8 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
1: different number of fingers
2: hairbrush handle
3: 2 hairbrush handles
4: 3 hairbrush handles
5: 4 hairbrush handles
6: Cane
7: Wiffle bat handle
8: Toy lightsaber that doesn't fold
9: Wiimote
10: chair leg
11: Ice
12: Door knob
13: Shower hose, which I turned on while it was inside
14: The handle on a recliner
15: Markers
16: Thermometer
17: TV remote
18: golf balls
19: Marbles
20: Nail polish containers
That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
#60 - trippytrips (08/10/2013) [-]
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#59 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
I just have a problem with numbers

4, 5, 9 and 14

9 because I think it's a waste, and the rest because of biophisics.
User avatar
#68 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
And the wiimote didn't go in past the b-button.
User avatar
#67 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It was an old, long, narrow handle that had broken off.
User avatar
#71 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
okay then, you're good.
User avatar
#53 - qosfortyone (08/10/2013) [-]
a chair leg?
User avatar
#51 - therealslim (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel ashamed that I have had around a little more than half of that in my ass
User avatar
#47 - demandsgayversion (08/10/2013) [-]
Why do you own so many hairbrushes?
User avatar
#66 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
The worst part is the hairbrushes aren't even mine.
#25 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I just realized sparkyoneonetwo should see this.
#22 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#23 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Because anal stimulation.
#18 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
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#20 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Which one would you say was the worst?
#24 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
Probably the doorknob
User avatar
#16 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
the internet never stops to amazing me
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#17 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I got over 100 marbles up there, some of them were shooters. And I think I hit my max at 7 golf balls.
User avatar
#19 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
did you try and shoot them with your ass?
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#21 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, I shot them out. Shoulda tried to play a game of marbles with them.
User avatar
#28 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
is it hard to aim
User avatar
#30 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Like an uzi with no stock, a 300 round magazine, and the trigger is glued down.
User avatar
#33 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
k, thanks for the info
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#13 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
A Wiimote? Seriously? A Wiimote?
User avatar
#14 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It vibrates.
User avatar
#15 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure, but the Toy Lightsaber part made me laugh more than the others.
#11 - vorarephilia (08/10/2013) [-]
Never in my life did i expect to read a list 20 items long of things a dude has shoved up his ass.
#12 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
#9 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
That's a long list
User avatar
#44 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Well that wasn't the only thing that was long.
User avatar
#10 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.