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thecrayzeeman

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Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
Last Login:8/25/2016
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#75 - So, between the Trump Comedy Show and World War 3, you choose … 07/27/2016 on Et Tu, Bernie? +2
#232 - I think you're looking for this one, mate.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on The most rage-inducing... +25
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#271 - polonius (07/27/2016) [-]
At least no one's denying it. lol Yeah guys...down vote whats true.
#6 - It doesn't even work like that , dumbass.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Tovemsanel Wiceimbu +5
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#8 - damianblu (07/26/2016) [-]
It's GPS related, so realistically you'd have to have it on something that goes slow and moves decently far.


I've got a couple friends that stay on a certain city bus to hatch all their eggs, since the construction in the area keeps it going around 12 mph.
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#34 - donatelo (07/26/2016) [-]
pretty much. it was previously thought that it uses your phones pedometer. another solution would be to decrease gps accuracy, therefore making the singal jump around a bit.
#9 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
that's cheap, terrible, lazy and I hate your friends. that being said they're fucking geniuses.
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#10 - damianblu (07/26/2016) [-]
Yyyep
#7 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
how so?
#12 - kapkap (07/26/2016) [-]
the egg step counter thingy cuts out if youre going above ~12mph
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#33 - lotengo (07/26/2016) [-]
Considering I biked like 25 miles and my egg counted less than 4 kilometers I think the cutoff is lower.

People here say 6 miles or 10 km
#26 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
ceiling fans can go under 12 mph lol
#55 - Yeah, but Hellsing has sex for it's soundtrack.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on VladHellsing Recommends +2
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#75 - vladhellsing (07/26/2016) [-]
And all the tracks have delightfully sinful titles.
#31 - So, Illuminati? 07/26/2016 on peons +1
#207 - I think it's more that she knew where he will be in that preci… 07/26/2016 on Negasonic 0
#75 - >not using Ultra Great weapons >not laughing as your…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2016 on Dark souls Comp 0
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#76 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2016) [-]
I one-hand ultra greatswords.
Fallen Knight armor with Exile mask is all I need.
I only use shields that block 100% physical damage.
#73 - It is if you don't use shields. The stamina regen is still top notch.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Dark souls Comp 0
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#74 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2016) [-]
If you don't use shields, you're better off just wearing the Symbol of Avarice so you die before you get to any enemies, because then you'd just die anyways.
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#84 - fancymanntango (07/22/2016) [-]
I went through the game without using shields just fine, gone to NG+3 without them as well. It's just a matter of not running dickfirst into everything.
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#100 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2016) [-]
Now try a pure sorcery run.
#75 - thecrayzeeman (07/22/2016) [-]
>not using Ultra Great weapons
>not laughing as your hyper armor lets you tank the fucking apocalypse
>being this scrub

Also Grass Crest is a good parry tool, too.
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#76 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2016) [-]
I one-hand ultra greatswords.
Fallen Knight armor with Exile mask is all I need.
I only use shields that block 100% physical damage.
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on Spongibobu webM comp +16
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#10 - PEDOBEARKIDS (07/20/2016) [-]
I posted this in a webm comp not too long ago.
#22 - That's definitely not relaxing.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on Some relaxing Pixel art +1
#23 - priestoftheoldones (07/20/2016) [-]
Sure doesn't get me relaxed, really the opposite, gets me going.