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thechosenwon

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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
Last Login:7/27/2015
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#8 - In grocery stores where they only wear a nametag I'll always a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2015 on retail problems +26
User avatar #75 - minorian (07/27/2015) [-]
I asked a guy in full uniform from the store if he worked there, even as he was stacking a shelf, and he just looked at me, obviously stoned, and said "nah, man". I thought he was joking, so I smiled and waited a bit, but he just kept stacking the shelf.

I think people in retail are just being assholes if they have a problem with that question. It's a simple show of politeness. Maybe not a particular clever one, but it's not like it's damaging in any way.
User avatar #243 - onlyusemerage (07/28/2015) [-]
nah but it's annoying as hell when you're putting stuff up and then someone asks you a question, such as "Do you work here?". It's just a total nuisance overall.
User avatar #9 - freezter (07/27/2015) [-]
yeah some people go shopping after work so still wear their nametags
#10 - someone bought 8 watermelons just to take a picture...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Satisfaction 0
User avatar #17 - kinginthenorthh (07/27/2015) [-]
If they ate the parts they cut out they only wasted 5/8 melons.
User avatar #31 - darkseidrules (07/27/2015) [-]
Also safe to assume that they only bought six, as they cut one in half and it would make no fucking sense tonbuy two melons and cut each in half.
User avatar #32 - darkseidrules (07/27/2015) [-]
Fuck, I meant bought 7 and cut one in half.
#17 - WAZZUUUUUP 07/26/2015 on Hold The Elevator +1
#17 - destory  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Fairly accurate. 0
User avatar #27 - sarcasticcelery (07/22/2015) [-]
and this person destroys grammar
#5 - What? I don't understand. what would the drop have been if he …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on (untitled) 0
#6 - oldmanmagee (07/22/2015) [-]
He's here, his backpack snagged some pipe.
I'm assuming he meant to skate down the decline off to wherever, and didn't see the drop. Falling from that height would probably hurt quite a bit
#24 - Seriously why are people thumbing this? It looks like an eight…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Korean Comic +1
#25 - Valid (06/07/2015) [-]
don't be so mean, pretty boy
#31 - Fun fact: **** is a commonly used acronym for "Not… 06/07/2015 on Yuri Comp +5
#1 - Oldie but a goodie. 06/06/2015 on Peanuts 0
#10 - "No one has told you before" Except the OP… 06/06/2015 on Amazing Tricks No one Told... 0
#17 - Every saxophone is portable, sperglord. 06/05/2015 on Portable Saxophone +9

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User avatar #5 - takesomemorewater (11/26/2012) [-]
Congratulations! You are stupid as hell!
User avatar #7 to #5 - thechosenwon (12/07/2012) [-]
I think i'm on the verge of tears; someone on the internet thinks i'm dumb!
User avatar #8 to #7 - takesomemorewater (12/07/2012) [-]
"you're so stupid that you can't even retaliate correctly, let alone efficiently, so you shouldn't even be on the website at all."

I'll just leave a comment you posted earlier...
User avatar #4 - potatoderp (11/26/2012) [-]
Get a life.
User avatar #6 to #4 - thechosenwon (12/07/2012) [-]
That really hurt my feelings.
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#1 - thechosenwon (12/29/2011) [-]
Hey dude, you're awesome. Much love.   
   
   
Yours Truly,   
Past TheChosenWon
Hey dude, you're awesome. Much love.


Yours Truly,
Past TheChosenWon
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