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User avatar #2663 to #2662 - thechosentroll (13 hours ago) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - venomousvalentine (13 hours ago) [-]
Hows it going?
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - thechosentroll (13 hours ago) [-]
Pretty much the same as yesterday. I have an exam tomorrow. I haven't studied for it and I don't plan to. Oddly enough, I'm not stressed by this.
User avatar #2667 to #2666 - thechosentroll (13 hours ago) [-]
It could be because I woke up 15 minutes ago, but I can't understand what you just said. It sounds like puberty kicked you in the balls when you pressed the recording button.
User avatar #2668 to #2667 - venomousvalentine (13 hours ago) [-]
"You'll be fine" in an irish accent
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - thechosentroll (13 hours ago) [-]
You plan on dressing as a leprechaun for Halloween and you're practicing or was that just a completely random recording?
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - venomousvalentine (13 hours ago) [-]
Naaahh.
User avatar #2643 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
What the **** have you done to your avatar? Are you actively trying to seem like a massive weeb?
#2646 to #2645 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Your profile pic is weeb as **** .
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
Its fran. :c
User avatar #2648 to #2647 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Yes, but it's very "moshi moshi, kawaii neko desu hentai" looking. Seems uncharacteristic.
User avatar #2649 to #2648 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
fug.

So how are you?
User avatar #2650 to #2649 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Fairly good except for the fact that my finals are here and I'm now physically incapable of feeling the emotions of joy or happiness. You?
User avatar #2651 to #2650 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
awh im sorry :c
Would a hug help you feel better?
User avatar #2652 to #2651 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Maybe. If it's a really tight hug around my math professors' neck, it would improve my mood greatly. We did two small exams with her assistant, which were meant to exempt you from the main exam if you got above a C on both. I got As on both, but now she's suddenly going "Well, I don't really agree with the way my colleague graded your papers, so I've decided the grades don't count." and now we all have to take the exam anyway. It's ******* illegal to pull **** like that, but she's doing it anyway, because this faculty is corrupt as **** . The same corruption is the reason I have no chance in hell of passing my other two exams. You have to pay for every retake you go to and the professors get paid for every student who does a retake, so the cunts intentionally fail everyone a couple of times so they can get their cash. I can't wait to move to a different university.

Anyway, how've you been? I hope at least you've had a better week than I had.
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
I'm sorry :c
I almost got laid.
User avatar #2654 to #2653 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Now I'm sorry. What happened? Was it the funnyjunker, who I expected would try to steal your kidney?
User avatar #2655 to #2654 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
yes.
I got a phonecall from my mom and she asked if I wanted pizza. Didnt get laid. got pizza.
User avatar #2656 to #2655 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Well, that doesn't seem so bad. I thought it was gonna be something like you fainting or her accidentally throwing up on your dick. Doesn't seem like there's any long-term damage. Maybe you'll get luckier next time.
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
I don't have condoms.
User avatar #2658 to #2657 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Then buy condoms.
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
so what are you up to?
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Not much. Preparing for finals, preparing to move, just started playing Mechwarrior Online. Fun game. Large battles look like a laser show of death.
User avatar #2661 to #2660 - venomousvalentine (05/31/2015) [-]
Sounds cool. You should play warframe.
#2636 - venomousvalentine (05/23/2015) [-]
I saw howls moving castle and it was super cute.   
   
We should watch movies together sometime.
I saw howls moving castle and it was super cute.

We should watch movies together sometime.
User avatar #2638 to #2636 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
The "watch together" part, not the castle part. That movie is awesome.
User avatar #2637 to #2636 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
Das gay.
User avatar #2640 to #2637 - venomousvalentine (05/23/2015) [-]
so you wont watch things with me?
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
No. I don't like watching things with anyone.
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
You do realize that my eyes get melted by my own banner every time I click on my profile, right? Pretty sure my eyesight has adapted to not be irritated by this sort of thing.
User avatar #2632 to #2631 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
You didn't plan this far ahead, did you?
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
Thought so.
#2635 to #2634 - sniffythebird (05/23/2015) [-]
I was perfectly prepared all along
I was perfectly prepared all along
#2620 - johrny (05/16/2015) [-]
Rember me please to never click on your profil ever. AGAIN.

I nearly got a seizure!
#2621 to #2620 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
It's an anti-stalker measure. Every time someone comes to stalk my profile, they get blinded by the banner and start complaining about it. That's how I know they've been here. Works like a charm.
#2622 to #2621 - johrny (05/16/2015) [-]
But is is my first time Chosen-Chan.   
And as thanks i get eye bleed
But is is my first time Chosen-Chan.
And as thanks i get eye bleed
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
Eh, I have my eyes nearly melted every time I go to my own profile. You'll survive.
User avatar #2624 to #2623 - johrny (05/16/2015) [-]
Must suck to be you...
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
You get used to it.
User avatar #2614 to #2593 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Oooooooh, those things. Yeah, you'll be fine. Regular diplomas are overrated. I was thinking of dropping out completely, but my parents want me to have SOME sort of "you are smart" document, so I'm moving instead.
User avatar #2615 to #2614 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
oh I see.
User avatar #2616 to #2615 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
HUZZAH FOR LIVING IN A COUNTRY WHERE EDUCATION'S CHEAP AS **** ! When everyone has a university education, it's not all that impressive. A very "when everyone's special, no one is" kind of deal. These things are kind of meaningless, so I was thinking of doing some courses and getting certificates and **** . Gonna become a programmer now. Funnily enough, I hate programming. I'm just good at it. It's like being a straight male, who gives the worlds' best blowjobs. So, do GEDs come with some sort of specialization or are they just a general "You is smart" thing?
User avatar #2617 to #2616 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
No specialization. Just a diploma without the effort.
I refuse to go to college in america.
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, good call. Not worth it. Still, people who offer jobs really like those things.
User avatar #2619 to #2618 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeaaaaahhh
User avatar #2594 to #2593 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Sup? Watching this **** right now. It's funny.
User avatar #2595 to #2594 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
I saw the soup video. It was hilarious.
I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday.
User avatar #2596 to #2595 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Ouch. I never got why people even pulled those in the first place. I've got 3 so far and they're not causing any issues.
User avatar #2597 to #2596 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
Bottom ones often grow in sideways, and the upper ones I have no idea why, mine werent causing problems either.
I only got the upper ones pulled. I still have to do the lower ones later.

My mom hid my vicodin.
User avatar #2598 to #2597 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
One good thing about modern medicine and she deprives you of it. That's cruel.
User avatar #2599 to #2598 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
I've never given my mom a reason not to trust me and yet she never does.
User avatar #2600 to #2599 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
She's a parent. It's normal. My roommate's 24, has a well-paying job, his **** together and his mother still calls him once a day to ask if he's remembered to have dinner.
User avatar #2601 to #2600 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
heh.
On another note I actually made an irl friend because of funnyjunk.
User avatar #2602 to #2601 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
**** , that's actually kind of hard, given how your average funnyjunker's about as socially and sexually active as a cicada. How?
#2603 to #2602 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
Cicadas are kinda active socially. Thats why they're constantly making that god forsaken noise.

Admin made a sticky to post your irl and location.
She said "Fem boys are best boys." and said she lives like ten minutes from me.
We made a plan to go somewhere that tuesday so we did.
User avatar #2604 to #2603 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
................................ OK, I'm gonna need, like, 5 minutes to properly process this and say what's wrong with this picture. Be right back.
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Short version? You're not exactly a femboy, that's kind of creepy and I'm surprised you didn't get knocked out and wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney.

Long version? I told you, I need 5 minutes.
#2607 to #2606 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I know but she still said that.
We had a nice day...
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
That's good. Turns out I'm going to leave this university before I've even had a chance to go out for coffee or beer with my classmates. Technically, you're doing better than I am. Not sure if that means you're improving or I'm getting worse. Possibly both.
#2609 to #2608 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
She said I was really jumpy though, which I guess was true.

Im sorry... maybe you could do it soon?
User avatar #2610 to #2609 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
I'd be jumpy too. Then again, when I meet internet people IRL, I expect the ice and kidney thing, so that's kind of understandable.

Nah, too late for that. Finals are almost here and I have to get my **** sorted out, so I can move to a different university. Already exempted one exam. One more to go and I'm in the clear.
User avatar #2611 to #2610 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
Well good luck scholastically for you then.
I found out that because I moved in the middle of the schoolyear a lot of credits got lost so I'd have to repeat senior year.

So because of that I've decided to drop out and get a GED.
User avatar #2612 to #2611 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I nearly did that, too. That's why I have to get my **** together during the finals. I just have to survive these next 2 months and I'll be able to move with 0 loss of credits. Also, what's a GED? I don't think we have those here.
User avatar #2613 to #2612 - venomousvalentine (05/15/2015) [-]
Its like a substitute diploma.
It basically is a document that says "I'm smart enough to have graduated, but I couldn't give enough of a **** to do it the right way."

So you get every benefit of a diploma, except everyone looks at you a little funny when you go to get into college or get hired.
User avatar #2579 to #2578 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I think one of the guys in the room next to ours just fell off the balcony. Or at least I hope he did. Sup?
#2580 to #2579 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
Any reason in particular, or just generic schadenfreude?
User avatar #2581 to #2580 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
Both those ******* are annoying, noisy and like to get ********* , get out on the balcony and scream at people to come up and fight them at 2AM. I've had pissed off people come to our room by mistake instead of theirs.
User avatar #2582 to #2581 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh I see. It would be funny if he fell then.
what else have you been up to lately mister?
User avatar #2583 to #2582 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
No, it wouldn't be funny, since we live on the 6th floor. It'd be hilarious. I recently downloaded FTL: Advanced Edition. It's been devouring my life and free time. Also, I just got a phone call and I have to go out. Sorry.
#2584 to #2583 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
You're so busy all the time...
User avatar #2585 to #2584 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
REJOICE, for I have returned. ******* hell, it's a bajillion and five degrees out there. And yes, it's sort of my own fault. I try to do way too many things at the same time. So, how are you?
User avatar #2586 to #2585 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
Im ok.
And you aint from where I'm from.
User avatar #2587 to #2586 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
And thank god for that. I'd die. The cold is where I'm at. I should move to Russia or some **** . That's my new life goal - get rich as **** and build the worlds' first fiberoptic internet cable to the middle of central Siberia, so I can be in the middle of the frozen wasteland and still play SMITE.
User avatar #2588 to #2587 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
I love the heat. Its so cold all the time here...
User avatar #2589 to #2588 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I wish it were cold all the time here. -20 in the winter, +40 in the summer. Mild climate, my ass.
User avatar #2590 to #2589 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
+40 on the regular in my hometown. EZ
User avatar #2591 to #2590 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
It's the sudden change that's killing me. It was below 0 three weeks ago. Now it's almost 30.
#2571 - venomousvalentine (04/25/2015) [-]
Have you played warframe?
User avatar #2572 to #2571 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Was that the thing with the ninja robots that people like making SFM porn of?
User avatar #2575 to #2574 - venomousvalentine (04/25/2015) [-]
Try it...
User avatar #2576 to #2575 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll do it eventually.
#2577 to #2576 - venomousvalentine (04/25/2015) [-]
OHH OHH USE MY REFERRAL WHEN YOU DO!
warframe.com/signup?referrerId=5196e7c41a4d80a453000000

Sign up soon though I wanna play with you...
User avatar #2564 - venomousvalentine (04/18/2015) [-]
Notice me sendpain
User avatar #2565 to #2564 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
You're like a boomerang - you refuse to go away.
#2566 to #2565 - venomousvalentine (04/18/2015) [-]
Do you not like me?
User avatar #2567 to #2566 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Do you really want an honest answer? Because there's 8 billion people on the planet and a grand total of 8 I could say I like. You have a roughly 1 in a billion chance of being one of them.
User avatar #2568 to #2567 - venomousvalentine (04/18/2015) [-]
Would you rather I stopped talking to you?..
User avatar #2569 to #2568 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
I honestly don't care if you do or not. It's not annoying, but it's not exactly the highlight of my day, either.
#2570 to #2569 - venomousvalentine (04/18/2015) [-]
Well in that case I'll keep talking to you. Cause I like talking to you.
User avatar #2547 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Hihi
#2549 to #2548 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
I got gta 5 and stuff.
funnyjunk.com/Gta+v+snapshot/funny-pictures/5517400/56#56

Also I've got like gout or something. At first I thought my foot was slightly fractured so I went to go get xrays, but the xrays never got sent to the clinic after having them taken so yesterday was a big waste of time. But just from looking at it they don't think its broken. THey think I either have an infection or gout.
User avatar #2550 to #2549 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Break out the bone saw. Time to amputate.
User avatar #2551 to #2550 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Fug D:

So how are you?
User avatar #2552 to #2551 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Still playing Pillars of Eternity, killing time. Traveling later today. A friend has a birthday today and we decided to get a little group together. It amazes me how it only took a day for 12 people, living in 4 different cities, to get together, while it's been a year and I still can't get my uni classmates to go out for a drink or a coffee or some **** .
User avatar #2553 to #2552 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Well that sounds fun.
Sorry about your classmates though.
User avatar #2554 to #2553 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, it's not like we're gonna be together for long. Half of them are already making arrangements to drop out or switch faculties. Turns out engineering degrees are hard. Who'd have thought?
#2555 to #2554 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Lord knows I don't have the patience for that.
Or even the intelligence.

You know growing up my family held my intelligence in such high regard, but the more I think about it, the more I feel I might be clinically retarded.
User avatar #2556 to #2555 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Judging by your taste in anime, it's very likely.
#2557 to #2556 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Are you dissing Kill Me Baby?
Its such a good show.

WHat other shows do you know that have a tsundere assassin and a perpetually stoned magic ninja scam artist?
User avatar #2558 to #2557 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I don't think I WANT to know about other shows with those things.
#2559 to #2558 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
You're right, cause this one is all you need.

We should get together and watch shows and stuff over skype sometime.
User avatar #2560 to #2559 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I'd rather not turn into a weeb just yet.
User avatar #2561 to #2560 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be anime but I can find us some good **** . You like the macabre and dark humor stuff and all that is right up my alley.
User avatar #2562 to #2561 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll pass. I haven't been in much of a mood for animu or even regular movies lately. No idea why. Mostly prefer mangos.
User avatar #2563 to #2562 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what this is, but Im going to read it soon.
www.mangahere.co/manga/hitomi_sensei_no_hokenshitsu/c001/

As for now Im playing gta.
Playing gta is kinda making me sad though... Cause this one takes place in california and I've been to a lot of the places on the map so I miss my home :c
User avatar #2536 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #2538 to #2537 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
Warframe and such. you?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Pillars of Eternity is devouring my free time.
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
A classic RPG. No gimmicks, no pretentious storyline, no ******** about how it's the best thing ever. Just a classic RPG made with 2015 technology. Pretty damn fun. It plays a bit like Dragon Age: Origins, except it's more challenging and actually fun. Also, it allows you to dick around a lot more. Right now I'm working on making a rogue with a rifle, who fires so accurately that every hit's a critical and on a monk with such an absurd dexterity stat and attack speed that he looks like he crawled out of Fist of The North Star.
User avatar #2542 to #2541 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
That sounds awesome.
User avatar #2543 to #2542 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
It is. It also isn't afraid to **** you over by throwing you into a high-level area if you take the wrong turn. I was exploring a dungeon when I found a mysterious pit where the locals were throwing down sacrifices to their god. I did what any sane person would do and jumped straight down. There was a dragon at the bottom. A dragon, which ate everyone. Now I'm trying to level everyone up and gear them up to go back down there and **** that scaly ************ up.
User avatar #2545 to #2544 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Not swag, fists. That's what my brand new monk - Dickpuncher, is for.
User avatar #2546 to #2545 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
dickpuncher shall reign supreme.
#2535 - venomousvalentine (04/09/2015) [-]
I wish we could talk more...
#2532 - venomousvalentine (04/08/2015) [-]
Do you remember whatever happened to robot jones, or did that not air in your country?
User avatar #2533 to #2532 - thechosentroll (04/08/2015) [-]
Never aired and I haven't watched TV in years.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Gladly, but I have a ******** of exams these next couple of weeks and I can't really afford to have a murder investigation on my ass, so I'll pass. You could try hanging. It lacks the personal touch, but it achieves the same effect.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love...
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Because the only way to ignore the other persons' penis is doggy style.
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
so lets do that then
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Wait, I think there's been a failure to communicate here. Are we RPing or just coming up with witty gay retorts? Because I'm doing the latter.
#2526 to #2525 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm fine with either.
I know you're not going to like hearing this, but I really think your personality is cute.
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
For the 80th time, I'm not a tsundere, I'm just a witty cynical cunt. We come a dime a dosin these days. I'm not an anime character. I'm not even trash.
User avatar #2528 to #2527 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
I hate tsundere. I know you're not tsundere.
My point still stands.
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
You have one skewed-ass definition of "cute".
User avatar #2531 to #2529 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
hey hey.
#2512 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2015) [-]
Valentine: so yesterday
Valentine: I walked in on my mom
Valentine: dipping puffed cheetoes in marshmallow cream
Gary oak, Stevens universe, MMM: when you paused after walking in on your mom i figured that was going to take a much different turn
Valentine: And yet its still worse than what you expected me to say
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
Riveting tale, ol' chap.
#2514 to #2513 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2015) [-]
Why?... Why would anyone do that...
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
I eat jalapenos with bread for breakfast. You're really asking the wrong person here.
User avatar #2516 to #2515 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2015) [-]
That doesnt sound too bad.
User avatar #2502 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, not nearly enough genocide or dark humor for my taste.
#2503 to #2502 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Not enough dark humor my ass...
User avatar #2504 to #2503 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Dark HUMOR.
#2505 to #2504 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry what isn't funny about sneaking onto an aliens ship, and when he's only nice to you and just plays the piano you just ******* stab him?

Or how there are giant floating eyeballs and you can just stab them.
#2506 to #2505 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
For starters, I could never bring myself to stab V. Also, that's not how comedy works.
#2507 to #2506 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
He's not V, he's seccom masada sensei.
I need to rewatch V.
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
You should. Great movie.
User avatar #2510 to #2509 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Well, that was boring and uninspired.
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
It was pretty ******* good.
#2477 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Can't talk. Exam in half an hour. Came on for a bit to distract myself from impending academic doom. Have to go now. Try again tomorrow if I'm still alive. K. Bye.
#2479 to #2478 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Literally every question where I had to take a guess was wrong. Me and luck don't get along. Got a C, then got worked half to death during an exercise. Sup?
#2480 to #2479 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
At least you got a C.
I beat SDR2 yesterday so I don't know what to play next.
#2481 to #2480 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Just do what I do and play strategy games that take 500 hours to finish a single campaign. You never get that feeling of "Now it's over, what do I do with my life?". You get a feeling of "Dear mother of **** , I can't believe it's finally over.". Tried Total War: Rome 2. It was **** , so I decided to try Total War: Rome instead. Incredibly fun. War dogs are the best thing ever. My war dogs see so much action they've got more experience than most of my other troops. They're so good now that just one unit of my furry little bundles of death and bloodlust sends half the enemy army running in fear. Serves those filthy barbarians right for thinking they could **** with me.
#2482 to #2481 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
I don't really like games like that.   
I want to find more weeb games.   
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
I don't really like games like that.
I want to find more weeb games.
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
#2483 to #2482 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Aw come on, who doesn't like a bit of wholesome nationalist genocide? There's always Shogun 2. That's japanese. You and your husbando can conquer Japan. It's kind of bad compared to earlier Total War games, but it's fun.
User avatar #2487 to #2483 - compared (03/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a fantastic day!
#2484 to #2483 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
None of this is what I asked for.

Maybe I should get some erogue visual novels.
User avatar #2485 to #2484 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Eroge visual novels about genocide?
#2486 to #2485 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe my next priority should be to find a ******* goddamn crack for FL studio.
User avatar #2489 to #2488 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Isn't isohunt unreliable and unsafe?
User avatar #2490 to #2489 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I dunno. I've never had issues with it. Also, if it has that little green tick next to the name, it means it's verified as a safe and working torrent.
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Hmm.. thank you.
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I aim to please. Except when I don't.
#2493 to #2492 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
We should watch anime together.

You should also play yumme nikki.
#2495 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Wait, **** , wrong image. This.
#2498 to #2495 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Its madotsuki. She's the character you play as.
The games name directly translates to dream diary.
You spend your time going through this girls ****** up imagination finding "effects"

It's a pretty open world rpg too. Its mostly sightseeing and exploring, but there are a few puzzles to complete in it.
User avatar #2500 to #2498 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Not really my cup of tea.
#2494 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Why does one of the characters look like this?
#2499 to #2497 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Madotsuki.
User avatar #2470 to #2442 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Yes, but does Gragas stun people by purping at them so hard it creates a shockwave? Didn't think so.

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User avatar #2472 to #2471 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
That's Cr1tikal. He could comment on paint drying and it'd be the best thing ever. It doesn't count.
User avatar #2473 to #2472 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
He's so good.
DId you watch the jontron one?
User avatar #2474 to #2473 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm not sure. Probably not. Also, I have to go. Could be gone somewhere between 30 minutes and forever. Bye.
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
b-but I linked the jontron one earlier...
#2444 to #2443 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
So how's it going?
User avatar #2445 to #2444 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Good, just came back from a 3-hour lecture. One of our most important ones. Out of 120 people who were supposed to be there, only 20 or so stayed until the end. I feel like I won't have many classmates left next year. Kind of OK with that.
#2447 to #2445 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
Hey maybe if enough people leave your school the administration board will lock it up with steel plates so no more can escape and you can be part of a killing game too!
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
University, not school, and they already do that. It's called finals. We had 8 casualties on the first finals and by the looks of things the next two are going to be even worse. Can't say about the remaining 5. In any case, there won't be many of us left for the final finals.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
University IS school! So when do you start killing people?
User avatar #2453 to #2451 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Not anytime soon, I hope. Still, you never know. Also, is it me or did it get a bit gayer in here?
#2455 to #2453 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
Suddenly pink!
I like pink...
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
I see.
I have played so much dangan ronpa recently...
My first playthrough had probably 60 hours of gameplay
and now I'm on SDR2 and I'm like 15 hours in and the second murder just barely happened.
Its amazing how much gameplay there is here.
#2448 to #2446 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
>60 hours
>So much gameplay

I'm sure that's impressive, but I've spent over 2000 hours (and counting) playing unmodded Dwarf Fortress. Pardon me if I'm not so impressed. I'm playing Prison Architect right now. ****** fun.
#2449 to #2448 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
60 hours is a lot for one play-through of a game with a mostly linear story.

Games that rely on RNG, or multiple endings, or other various methods of expanding gameplay, thats natural. But this game has like 60 hours of RAW STORYLINE!
#2452 to #2449 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
So does Dwarf Fortress and technically I'm still on my first play-through. Every fortress is basically a new story and boy do I have some. There's the story of how a goblin became the king of all elves, how a scrawnly 12-yearold girl, who was so tiny she had to dialwield a dagger became my deadliest warrior, the time a female minotaur ****** a goblin to death, the many adventures of Ast the Iron-Willed and her son Urist the Swift and Stabby, there's a murder mystery every time a vampire sneaks into my fort, starts killing dwarves and blaming other dwarves for the murders. Heck, it even has the Dangan Rump-a fun executions every time I get a new noble. Nobles are little bitches, who want exotic goods like a solid gold dildo or a scepter made of the bones of a fallen god. Since, naturally, no one can really make those, they get pissy and start throwing my best craftsmen in prison. To prevent this, every time I get a new noble, I get rid of them. Always fin deaths. Throwing them down a volcano, launching them into space, throwing them into a cage full of angry ravens, who peck their eyes and skin off, sending them against an invading army wearing nothing but their underwear, waterboarding, decapitations, disembowelments, vivisections, getting eaten by a troll. Fun times.
#2454 to #2452 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll be honest... that sounds cool...

BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY THE FIRST DANGAN RONPA
User avatar #2456 to #2454 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, it's on my " **** to play when I get bored of current **** " list.
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
doitdoitdoit
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm currently playing Prison Architect, SMITE, War Thunder The Sims 3 and Mount & Blade: Warband all at the same time. I couldn't fit it into my schedule right now even if I wanted to.
#2459 to #2458 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
you gave up league for smite? you disgust me.

Look at my grandmas dog.
#2460 to #2459 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
**** you, SMITE is awesome and that dog looks like a deer and a rat got drunk and 9 months later that thing was born.
#2461 to #2460 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
It's a reindeer chihuehue!
Also if I played smite, I'd definitely play as the character you posted just now. I ALWAYS forget her name though.
#2462 to #2461 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8   
   
I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8

I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
I used to play ziggs and slam dunk people by launching myself in the air with my W and Qing before I land.
It was the jamminest.
But she is really cool.
We should watch shows together sometime! Movie night!
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
He's basically gragas.
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
No, Gragas is basically Bacchus. Gragas is based on Bacchus, in the same way Nasus is based on Anubis, Azir on Ra, Renekton of Sobek, Pantheon on Ares, Leona on Athena and so on and so on. Quite a few LoL champs are based on gods.
#2468 to #2467 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
Yeah but as far as game comparisons go, LoL did it before smite I think.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
If you want slamming, you go with Bacchus www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDO-GFjaWd
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