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User avatar #2579 to #2578 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I think one of the guys in the room next to ours just fell off the balcony. Or at least I hope he did. Sup?
#2580 to #2579 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
Any reason in particular, or just generic schadenfreude?
User avatar #2581 to #2580 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
Both those ******* are annoying, noisy and like to get ********* , get out on the balcony and scream at people to come up and fight them at 2AM. I've had pissed off people come to our room by mistake instead of theirs.
User avatar #2582 to #2581 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh I see. It would be funny if he fell then.
what else have you been up to lately mister?
User avatar #2583 to #2582 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
No, it wouldn't be funny, since we live on the 6th floor. It'd be hilarious. I recently downloaded FTL: Advanced Edition. It's been devouring my life and free time. Also, I just got a phone call and I have to go out. Sorry.
#2584 to #2583 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
You're so busy all the time...
User avatar #2585 to #2584 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
REJOICE, for I have returned. ******* hell, it's a bajillion and five degrees out there. And yes, it's sort of my own fault. I try to do way too many things at the same time. So, how are you?
User avatar #2586 to #2585 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
Im ok.
And you aint from where I'm from.
User avatar #2587 to #2586 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
And thank god for that. I'd die. The cold is where I'm at. I should move to Russia or some **** . That's my new life goal - get rich as **** and build the worlds' first fiberoptic internet cable to the middle of central Siberia, so I can be in the middle of the frozen wasteland and still play SMITE.
User avatar #2588 to #2587 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
I love the heat. Its so cold all the time here...
User avatar #2589 to #2588 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I wish it were cold all the time here. -20 in the winter, +40 in the summer. Mild climate, my ass.
User avatar #2590 to #2589 - venomousvalentine (04/27/2015) [-]
+40 on the regular in my hometown. EZ
User avatar #2591 to #2590 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
It's the sudden change that's killing me. It was below 0 three weeks ago. Now it's almost 30.
#2571 - venomousvalentine (04/25/2015) [-]
Have you played warframe?
User avatar #2572 to #2571 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Was that the thing with the ninja robots that people like making SFM porn of?
User avatar #2575 to #2574 - venomousvalentine (04/25/2015) [-]
Try it...
User avatar #2576 to #2575 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll do it eventually.
#2577 to #2576 - venomousvalentine (04/25/2015) [-]

Sign up soon though I wanna play with you...
User avatar #2564 - venomousvalentine (04/18/2015) [-]
Notice me sendpain
User avatar #2565 to #2564 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
You're like a boomerang - you refuse to go away.
#2566 to #2565 - venomousvalentine (04/18/2015) [-]
Do you not like me?
User avatar #2567 to #2566 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Do you really want an honest answer? Because there's 8 billion people on the planet and a grand total of 8 I could say I like. You have a roughly 1 in a billion chance of being one of them.
User avatar #2568 to #2567 - venomousvalentine (04/18/2015) [-]
Would you rather I stopped talking to you?..
User avatar #2569 to #2568 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
I honestly don't care if you do or not. It's not annoying, but it's not exactly the highlight of my day, either.
#2570 to #2569 - venomousvalentine (04/18/2015) [-]
Well in that case I'll keep talking to you. Cause I like talking to you.
User avatar #2547 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
#2549 to #2548 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
I got gta 5 and stuff.

Also I've got like gout or something. At first I thought my foot was slightly fractured so I went to go get xrays, but the xrays never got sent to the clinic after having them taken so yesterday was a big waste of time. But just from looking at it they don't think its broken. THey think I either have an infection or gout.
User avatar #2550 to #2549 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Break out the bone saw. Time to amputate.
User avatar #2551 to #2550 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Fug D:

So how are you?
User avatar #2552 to #2551 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Still playing Pillars of Eternity, killing time. Traveling later today. A friend has a birthday today and we decided to get a little group together. It amazes me how it only took a day for 12 people, living in 4 different cities, to get together, while it's been a year and I still can't get my uni classmates to go out for a drink or a coffee or some **** .
User avatar #2553 to #2552 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Well that sounds fun.
Sorry about your classmates though.
User avatar #2554 to #2553 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, it's not like we're gonna be together for long. Half of them are already making arrangements to drop out or switch faculties. Turns out engineering degrees are hard. Who'd have thought?
#2555 to #2554 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Lord knows I don't have the patience for that.
Or even the intelligence.

You know growing up my family held my intelligence in such high regard, but the more I think about it, the more I feel I might be clinically retarded.
User avatar #2556 to #2555 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Judging by your taste in anime, it's very likely.
#2557 to #2556 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
Are you dissing Kill Me Baby?
Its such a good show.

WHat other shows do you know that have a tsundere assassin and a perpetually stoned magic ninja scam artist?
User avatar #2558 to #2557 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I don't think I WANT to know about other shows with those things.
#2559 to #2558 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
You're right, cause this one is all you need.

We should get together and watch shows and stuff over skype sometime.
User avatar #2560 to #2559 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I'd rather not turn into a weeb just yet.
User avatar #2561 to #2560 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be anime but I can find us some good **** . You like the macabre and dark humor stuff and all that is right up my alley.
User avatar #2562 to #2561 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll pass. I haven't been in much of a mood for animu or even regular movies lately. No idea why. Mostly prefer mangos.
User avatar #2563 to #2562 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what this is, but Im going to read it soon.

As for now Im playing gta.
Playing gta is kinda making me sad though... Cause this one takes place in california and I've been to a lot of the places on the map so I miss my home :c
User avatar #2536 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #2538 to #2537 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
Warframe and such. you?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Pillars of Eternity is devouring my free time.
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
A classic RPG. No gimmicks, no pretentious storyline, no ******** about how it's the best thing ever. Just a classic RPG made with 2015 technology. Pretty damn fun. It plays a bit like Dragon Age: Origins, except it's more challenging and actually fun. Also, it allows you to dick around a lot more. Right now I'm working on making a rogue with a rifle, who fires so accurately that every hit's a critical and on a monk with such an absurd dexterity stat and attack speed that he looks like he crawled out of Fist of The North Star.
User avatar #2542 to #2541 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
That sounds awesome.
User avatar #2543 to #2542 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
It is. It also isn't afraid to **** you over by throwing you into a high-level area if you take the wrong turn. I was exploring a dungeon when I found a mysterious pit where the locals were throwing down sacrifices to their god. I did what any sane person would do and jumped straight down. There was a dragon at the bottom. A dragon, which ate everyone. Now I'm trying to level everyone up and gear them up to go back down there and **** that scaly ************ up.
User avatar #2545 to #2544 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Not swag, fists. That's what my brand new monk - Dickpuncher, is for.
User avatar #2546 to #2545 - venomousvalentine (04/15/2015) [-]
dickpuncher shall reign supreme.
#2535 - venomousvalentine (04/09/2015) [-]
I wish we could talk more...
#2532 - venomousvalentine (04/08/2015) [-]
Do you remember whatever happened to robot jones, or did that not air in your country?
User avatar #2533 to #2532 - thechosentroll (04/08/2015) [-]
Never aired and I haven't watched TV in years.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Gladly, but I have a ******** of exams these next couple of weeks and I can't really afford to have a murder investigation on my ass, so I'll pass. You could try hanging. It lacks the personal touch, but it achieves the same effect.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love...
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Because the only way to ignore the other persons' penis is doggy style.
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
so lets do that then
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Wait, I think there's been a failure to communicate here. Are we RPing or just coming up with witty gay retorts? Because I'm doing the latter.
#2526 to #2525 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm fine with either.
I know you're not going to like hearing this, but I really think your personality is cute.
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
For the 80th time, I'm not a tsundere, I'm just a witty cynical cunt. We come a dime a dosin these days. I'm not an anime character. I'm not even trash.
User avatar #2528 to #2527 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
I hate tsundere. I know you're not tsundere.
My point still stands.
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
You have one skewed-ass definition of "cute".
User avatar #2531 to #2529 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
hey hey.
#2512 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2015) [-]
Valentine: so yesterday
Valentine: I walked in on my mom
Valentine: dipping puffed cheetoes in marshmallow cream
Gary oak, Stevens universe, MMM: when you paused after walking in on your mom i figured that was going to take a much different turn
Valentine: And yet its still worse than what you expected me to say
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
Riveting tale, ol' chap.
#2514 to #2513 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2015) [-]
Why?... Why would anyone do that...
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
I eat jalapenos with bread for breakfast. You're really asking the wrong person here.
User avatar #2516 to #2515 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2015) [-]
That doesnt sound too bad.
User avatar #2502 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, not nearly enough genocide or dark humor for my taste.
#2503 to #2502 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Not enough dark humor my ass...
User avatar #2504 to #2503 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
#2505 to #2504 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry what isn't funny about sneaking onto an aliens ship, and when he's only nice to you and just plays the piano you just ******* stab him?

Or how there are giant floating eyeballs and you can just stab them.
#2506 to #2505 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
For starters, I could never bring myself to stab V. Also, that's not how comedy works.
#2507 to #2506 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
He's not V, he's seccom masada sensei.
I need to rewatch V.
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
You should. Great movie.
User avatar #2510 to #2509 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Well, that was boring and uninspired.
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
It was pretty ******* good.
#2477 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Can't talk. Exam in half an hour. Came on for a bit to distract myself from impending academic doom. Have to go now. Try again tomorrow if I'm still alive. K. Bye.
#2479 to #2478 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Literally every question where I had to take a guess was wrong. Me and luck don't get along. Got a C, then got worked half to death during an exercise. Sup?
#2480 to #2479 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
At least you got a C.
I beat SDR2 yesterday so I don't know what to play next.
#2481 to #2480 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Just do what I do and play strategy games that take 500 hours to finish a single campaign. You never get that feeling of "Now it's over, what do I do with my life?". You get a feeling of "Dear mother of **** , I can't believe it's finally over.". Tried Total War: Rome 2. It was **** , so I decided to try Total War: Rome instead. Incredibly fun. War dogs are the best thing ever. My war dogs see so much action they've got more experience than most of my other troops. They're so good now that just one unit of my furry little bundles of death and bloodlust sends half the enemy army running in fear. Serves those filthy barbarians right for thinking they could **** with me.
#2482 to #2481 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
I don't really like games like that.   
I want to find more weeb games.   
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
I don't really like games like that.
I want to find more weeb games.
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
#2483 to #2482 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Aw come on, who doesn't like a bit of wholesome nationalist genocide? There's always Shogun 2. That's japanese. You and your husbando can conquer Japan. It's kind of bad compared to earlier Total War games, but it's fun.
User avatar #2487 to #2483 - compared (03/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a fantastic day!
#2484 to #2483 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
None of this is what I asked for.

Maybe I should get some erogue visual novels.
User avatar #2485 to #2484 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Eroge visual novels about genocide?
#2486 to #2485 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe my next priority should be to find a ******* goddamn crack for FL studio.
User avatar #2489 to #2488 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Isn't isohunt unreliable and unsafe?
User avatar #2490 to #2489 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I dunno. I've never had issues with it. Also, if it has that little green tick next to the name, it means it's verified as a safe and working torrent.
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Hmm.. thank you.
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I aim to please. Except when I don't.
#2493 to #2492 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
We should watch anime together.

You should also play yumme nikki.
#2495 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Wait, **** , wrong image. This.
#2498 to #2495 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Its madotsuki. She's the character you play as.
The games name directly translates to dream diary.
You spend your time going through this girls ****** up imagination finding "effects"

It's a pretty open world rpg too. Its mostly sightseeing and exploring, but there are a few puzzles to complete in it.
User avatar #2500 to #2498 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Not really my cup of tea.
#2494 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Why does one of the characters look like this?
#2499 to #2497 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #2470 to #2442 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Yes, but does Gragas stun people by purping at them so hard it creates a shockwave? Didn't think so.

Hi-Rez: 1
Rito: 0
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
That's Cr1tikal. He could comment on paint drying and it'd be the best thing ever. It doesn't count.
User avatar #2473 to #2472 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
He's so good.
DId you watch the jontron one?
User avatar #2474 to #2473 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm not sure. Probably not. Also, I have to go. Could be gone somewhere between 30 minutes and forever. Bye.
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
b-but I linked the jontron one earlier...
#2444 to #2443 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
So how's it going?
User avatar #2445 to #2444 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Good, just came back from a 3-hour lecture. One of our most important ones. Out of 120 people who were supposed to be there, only 20 or so stayed until the end. I feel like I won't have many classmates left next year. Kind of OK with that.
#2447 to #2445 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
Hey maybe if enough people leave your school the administration board will lock it up with steel plates so no more can escape and you can be part of a killing game too!
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
University, not school, and they already do that. It's called finals. We had 8 casualties on the first finals and by the looks of things the next two are going to be even worse. Can't say about the remaining 5. In any case, there won't be many of us left for the final finals.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
University IS school! So when do you start killing people?
User avatar #2453 to #2451 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Not anytime soon, I hope. Still, you never know. Also, is it me or did it get a bit gayer in here?
#2455 to #2453 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
Suddenly pink!
I like pink...
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
I see.
I have played so much dangan ronpa recently...
My first playthrough had probably 60 hours of gameplay
and now I'm on SDR2 and I'm like 15 hours in and the second murder just barely happened.
Its amazing how much gameplay there is here.
#2448 to #2446 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
>60 hours
>So much gameplay

I'm sure that's impressive, but I've spent over 2000 hours (and counting) playing unmodded Dwarf Fortress. Pardon me if I'm not so impressed. I'm playing Prison Architect right now. ****** fun.
#2449 to #2448 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
60 hours is a lot for one play-through of a game with a mostly linear story.

Games that rely on RNG, or multiple endings, or other various methods of expanding gameplay, thats natural. But this game has like 60 hours of RAW STORYLINE!
#2452 to #2449 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
So does Dwarf Fortress and technically I'm still on my first play-through. Every fortress is basically a new story and boy do I have some. There's the story of how a goblin became the king of all elves, how a scrawnly 12-yearold girl, who was so tiny she had to dialwield a dagger became my deadliest warrior, the time a female minotaur ****** a goblin to death, the many adventures of Ast the Iron-Willed and her son Urist the Swift and Stabby, there's a murder mystery every time a vampire sneaks into my fort, starts killing dwarves and blaming other dwarves for the murders. Heck, it even has the Dangan Rump-a fun executions every time I get a new noble. Nobles are little bitches, who want exotic goods like a solid gold dildo or a scepter made of the bones of a fallen god. Since, naturally, no one can really make those, they get pissy and start throwing my best craftsmen in prison. To prevent this, every time I get a new noble, I get rid of them. Always fin deaths. Throwing them down a volcano, launching them into space, throwing them into a cage full of angry ravens, who peck their eyes and skin off, sending them against an invading army wearing nothing but their underwear, waterboarding, decapitations, disembowelments, vivisections, getting eaten by a troll. Fun times.
#2454 to #2452 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll be honest... that sounds cool...

User avatar #2456 to #2454 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, it's on my " **** to play when I get bored of current **** " list.
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm currently playing Prison Architect, SMITE, War Thunder The Sims 3 and Mount & Blade: Warband all at the same time. I couldn't fit it into my schedule right now even if I wanted to.
#2459 to #2458 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
you gave up league for smite? you disgust me.

Look at my grandmas dog.
#2460 to #2459 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
**** you, SMITE is awesome and that dog looks like a deer and a rat got drunk and 9 months later that thing was born.
#2461 to #2460 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
It's a reindeer chihuehue!
Also if I played smite, I'd definitely play as the character you posted just now. I ALWAYS forget her name though.
#2462 to #2461 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8   
I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8

I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
I used to play ziggs and slam dunk people by launching myself in the air with my W and Qing before I land.
It was the jamminest.
But she is really cool.
We should watch shows together sometime! Movie night!
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
He's basically gragas.
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
No, Gragas is basically Bacchus. Gragas is based on Bacchus, in the same way Nasus is based on Anubis, Azir on Ra, Renekton of Sobek, Pantheon on Ares, Leona on Athena and so on and so on. Quite a few LoL champs are based on gods.
#2468 to #2467 - venomousvalentine (03/09/2015) [-]
Yeah but as far as game comparisons go, LoL did it before smite I think.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
If you want slamming, you go with Bacchus www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDO-GFjaWd
#2419 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
Hi again..
User avatar #2440 to #2419 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Ditto, but sadly I can't do it every day.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
I like talking to you though..
User avatar #2420 to #2419 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
What is it this time?
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
I want company.
User avatar #2422 to #2421 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Get a dog.
User avatar #2423 to #2422 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
I have a dog.
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Then spend some time with that dog. Non-human interaction is a very rewarding thing, which purely coincidentally reduces your interaction with me.
#2425 to #2424 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
I spend lots of time with my dog. He's a small dog. He sits at my fit when I use the computer, he sleeps alongside me when I go to bed, he sits on my lap when I sit on the couch with my vita.
User avatar #2426 to #2425 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, fairly standard canine behavior.
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
Yes. I want a person to cuddle a lot of the time.
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Well, good luck with that.
User avatar #2429 to #2428 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
But for now talking to you is ok.
User avatar #2430 to #2429 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Do we even have anything to talk about? Cause I've got nothing. My life has been the same monotonous bore for the past 5 months.
#2431 to #2430 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
So has mine but thats ok. I don't like change much.
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Me neither, but I don't like mindnumbing boredom either.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
We should do something fun together sometime.
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
games and stuff. Or talking over skype. I don't know exactly.
Just talking in general is fine.
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Honestly, talking to people's seeming less and less appealing with each passing day.
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
But you like talking to me!
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I don't really like talking to anyone anymore. All day every day, all I hear is talking. People talking to me, people talking around me, professors explaining stuff, students talking about random **** , random people talking about random things. Everywhere I go, it's just constant talking, sometimes hundreds of people at the same time. I'm starting to really appreciate the few moments of silence I get.
#2439 to #2438 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
Well... I like limited contact with people... thats why I spend all day at home...
User avatar #2415 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I stared at my screen for 2 minutes and not a single thought went through my head. This probably means it's time I went to bread. Good night. And, seriously, if you're constantly lonely, try finding people from different time zones, so there's always someone available.
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Night* Or maybe nigh. I dunno. SLEEP IS NIGH!
User avatar #2395 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
And that's why you should find more people to talk to.
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
But I like talking to you...
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
And I have no idea why. Also, I'm either having deja vu or we've already done this.
#2398 to #2397 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
Plus height difference is a cute thing.
If we were friends in person and we were out in public lots of people would find it cute I think.
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I swear, if you try to turn this into shipping, I will personally fly to wherever the **** you live and slap your **** .
#2400 to #2399 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
You can't deny that its true though.. you're well over a foot taller than me...
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm well over a foot taller than quite a few people. My best friend was only a bit taller than you.
#2402 to #2401 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
Well... Still...
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
It's 2:18AM, I can hardly feel my brain and you're trying (and failing) to make me question my sexual orientation. I think now would be a good time to end this conversation.
#2404 to #2403 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
This is the opposite of what I wanted.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Better men than you have tried to make me gay. None have succeeded.
#2406 to #2405 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
Why don't any tall people like me..
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Because you try to casually seduce straight guys? Also, how many tall people do you even know?
#2408 to #2407 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
A good amount actually.
You're the tallest that I still talk to though.
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Still, maybe you should occasionally try to talk to other people as well. Maybe women for a change. It's like talking to men, except the advances may work on them.
#2410 to #2409 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
I know a couple girls who are 6'5"
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
PERFECT! Go ask them to crush you to death.
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Then just.........uhm.................. something something doggystyle. I dunno. Ugh, I'm too tired to come up with a proper sex joke.
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Is it me or do we both suffer from a distinct lack of friends? Then again, it could just be the sleep deprivation talking. Sup?
#2376 to #2375 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm your friend.
#2377 to #2376 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's not a good thing. There's only two types of people who want to be friends with me and both are kind of bad. You should probably look for better friends.
#2378 to #2377 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
But I like you...
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I doubt I'll ever truly understand why. Still, don't you have better internet friends? You know, ones that occasionally act friendly? People actually like you. I doubt there isn't someone on the list who's a decent conversationalist.
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm as liked as you think I am.
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
You're non-threatening, friendly, clingy and almost always available. You're the human version of a ******* puppy. You'd have to actively try in order to be disliked by most people.
#2382 to #2381 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
I have a lot of people that dislike me when I don't even do anything wrong...
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's normal. Some people are just like that. Heck, I'm like that most of the time.
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
a friend of mine called me a liar and stopped talking to me because I was playing a game...
User avatar #2385 to #2384 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Is he by any chance 12?
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
**** . How the hell'd that even happen?
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
He was dating a friend of mine...
they had a bad breakup..
he invited me to a game when I was already playing a game with his ex
I told him that and he called me a liar, called me autistic, and removed me..
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Ooooooooooooooh. You should have mentioned the ex part. Yeah, that sort of thing tends to happen after a break-up. I try to stay as faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from broken up couples as possible for at least a month. They're pretty unstable. There's only two things I've seen make a grown-ass man cry like a little girl - a break-up and The Green Mile.
#2390 to #2389 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
But I didn't do anything...
I was nice to both of them...
I even bought him gifts when I had money...
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
A broken heart overrides a working brain. Doesn't matter if you were his best friend. If you're there when he's hurt and looking for someone take his pain and frustration out on, it'll probably be you.
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
We should talk more often.
User avatar #2393 to #2392 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I speak with you more often than I speak with my parents and classmates.
#2394 to #2393 - venomousvalentine (03/07/2015) [-]
But a lot of the time I get lonely..
#2369 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
Danganronpa good game.
Danganronpa good game.
User avatar #2370 to #2369 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Wasn't that the one with the bear and the creative murders?
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be honest. When I saw that pic I let out a deep sigh, because I realized which character's your favorite. You're consistent, I'll give you that.
#2373 to #2372 - venomousvalentine (03/06/2015) [-]
In the show he was my favorite, but there was a lot more character development in the game.

That being said, baconhands is my favorite.
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - thechosentroll (03/01/2015) [-]
Only on for 2 minutes. Can't talk now. Won't be able to for maybe 2 days. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
#2363 - hellscythe (02/26/2015) [-]
bayonetta is empowering to women, but thats not what feminists are about if they where they wouldnt have such a problem with porn stars, what the feminists are all about is the complete removal of any idea of sexual competition amount women.

What they really want is no child left behind but for woman, no woman left behind from being sexual attractive the lowest common standard is the golden standard and no man may have expectations above that

and while bayonetta is extremely powerful and empowering to women she is also a sexual character with her own sexuality and self confidence and portrays a much higher standard then what the feminists want
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's a case of "If I can't have it, no one can".
#2365 to #2364 - hellscythe (02/27/2015) [-]
honestly its more of a case of "i dont have it and it gives other woman a advantage over me so they shouldnt be allowed to have it"
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't think I even have to point out just how stupid that is. Man, I am so glad this **** could never catch on in my country.
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User avatar #2351 to #2350 - venomousvalentine (02/21/2015) [-]
Not too much. I slept horrendously but I'm not in a bad mood. how are you?
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
It's 2AM, I'm messing around with a physics simulation game thingie and people are telling me to off myself because of an opinion I had. All in all, pretty good.
#2353 to #2352 - venomousvalentine (02/21/2015) [-]
Don't let them hurt your feelings.
Physics simulation thingy?
User avatar #2354 to #2353 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh no, it's nice. Haven't had this many people pissed off at me at the same time in ages. Reminds me of the good ol' days when pissing people off required actual effort. As for the physics thing, I saw some content where it was used and this link was in the description. powdertoy.co.uk/

No idea how to use it, but I just created nuclear fussion, which is great.
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - venomousvalentine (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh thats neat.
I know you'll disagree but I wish we talked more.
User avatar #2356 to #2355 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Eh, I don't really mind it. It's not like I've been doing a lot of talking lately.
#2357 to #2356 - venomousvalentine (02/21/2015) [-]
Do you have a PSP?
Also can I add you on steam?
User avatar #2358 to #2357 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Nope, sorry and I don't really use Steam.
User avatar #2359 to #2358 - venomousvalentine (02/21/2015) [-]
Aw... Skype or anything?
User avatar #2360 to #2359 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Rarely use it.
#2361 to #2360 - venomousvalentine (02/21/2015) [-]
Damn... Its a shame...
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