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#2755 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Whats your favorite color.
#2727 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Have you ever played Alice Madness Returns?
User avatar #2748 to #2727 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
I have Skype, I just don't want to talk to anyone. I've gotten yelled at so much the last couple of days that right now hearing human voices kind of pisses me off.
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
**venomousvalentine hugs**awh.. im sorry :c
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
I don't need hugs. I need to get my goddamn paperwork ready, so I can get the **** out of this corrupt ******** of a university and go to a non-corrupt ******** of a university.
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
good luck
User avatar #2752 to #2751 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
For once, I'm actually going to need it.
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Wasn't that a movie?
#2729 to #2728 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Game. It went on sale and I got it and its a lot of fun.
User avatar #2730 to #2729 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Yes, it does seem like your thing. Not really interested, though. Just started playing a new game called Rimworld. You ever played Prison Architect? It's like that, except you're building a base on an alien planet, where you crashed and trying to survive. I can kidnap peaceful civilians who come visit my base, harvest their less-vital organs and then sell them as slaves to pirates (and sell their organs) in order to make cash and buy food, medicine and weapons. Well, the slave thing sort of pisses off your colonists, but it's OK, since you can sort of customize them and make sure that every single person in your colony is a ******* psychopath, who gets off on that sort of thing.

Fun game.
#2731 to #2730 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
That does sound cool. But I'm broke as dicks.

One of the things I like about Alice is, she's always ******* pissed.
Every single thing she says is some passive aggressive snarky remark.
The wonderland is just a hallucination. She got saved from drowning by some dock workers in the real world and she cussed them out for pulling her out of wonderland.
The combat is really fun. It's like dark souls but floatier. So far I have three weapons.
A knife, a toy horse that hits like a ******* truck, and a pepper grinder that shoots like a minigun. And when you dodgeroll you turn into a swarm of butterflies for a moment.
User avatar #2732 to #2731 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
That seems gay and metal at the same time. Like those knives with the rainbow steel.
#2733 to #2732 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
This game is metal as **** .
There was this old industrial ceramic slime monster I was fighting, I deflected its molten balls of steel with an umbrella, then beat the **** out of it with a toy horse, and when it died it exploded into teeth.

Teeth are currency and rose petals are health.

Oh also there was a cinematic for me to have this huge ******* boss fight with a giant industrial drill robot thing, piloted by the rabbit. It malfunctioned, ejected him, and then the mad hatter went to his dead body frantically talking about "w-we can still be friends. We can have another tea party just you wait..." then the robot fell ontop of them and crushed them to death.
#2735 to #2734 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
So what are you up to?
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Videogames, paperwork, trying not to strangle the people responsible for said paperwork. You?
#2737 to #2736 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Debating whether or not to play ranked. If I lose I get demoted to gold5.

Also the cheshire cat has the same voice actor as frampt from dark souls... I think...
User avatar #2738 to #2737 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Tough choice. Gold 5 is actually worse than Bronze 5 in terms of the teammates you'll get. Still, never playing ranked again seems like an odd solution. You could always switch to a different game in order to avoid it. Like SMITE. Because I kind of need to refer a bunch of people in order to get some cool skins.
#2739 to #2738 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
If I played smite would you play it with me?
User avatar #2740 to #2739 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Not really. I'm sort of burned out on it. I rarely play and when I do it's at weird times. To be honest, I'm not sure why I even mentioned the referral stuff. I don't play any of the gods those skins are for.
#2741 to #2740 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
What a shame.
I'm running out of alice pictures to shove in your face.

Gold 4 I've been getting some **** teammates too. Summers out here in the US so all the kiddies come out to play.

What rank were you?
User avatar #2742 to #2741 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
In League? No ******* idea. I've had, like, 5 different accounts. I think I was silver something at some point.
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
why so many accounts?
User avatar #2744 to #2743 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Friends stop playing for one reason or another, I solo queue, I want to nuke Russia, I uninstall the game, I delete my account, my mental health recovers, friends pester me into playing with them again, I make a new account, they're all a bunch of platinums and diamonds, while I'm level 5, we get matched against really strong players, I can't have fun, because the whole match is nothing but me going "Don't **** up. Don't feed" ad infinitum in my head, I keep going because of my friends, they eventually stop playing for a while for some reason or another, lather, rinse, repeat.
#2745 to #2744 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Well that doesn't sound fun.
Make an NA account and play with me.
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
No. Never again. **** League. It was hard enough to get into in season 1. Now that there's 5 times more champs to learn, completely different items, everyone I knew has been reworked and it's full of 12-yearolds, because it's the CoD of free to play games, I'd rather to teabag a mouse trap than try to get into it again. I'll stick with SMITE, thank you very much. At least the gameplay in that game keeps the 12-yearolds away, since there's no "LOOK MOM! I pressed a button and killed 3 people" abilities.
#2747 to #2746 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Damn... We should play something together sometime.
Get skype. I wanna talk to you.
User avatar #2720 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #2722 to #2721 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
nothin. Did you know that I will never qualify for being able to donate sperm in the US because there's a height requirement?
User avatar #2723 to #2722 - thechosentroll (06/20/2015) [-]
That seems stupid as hell. Then again, I doubt they have a shortage of volunteers, so I guess they can turn some people down. Why height, though? Why not weight? Having a slow metabolism sucks ass, too.
User avatar #2724 to #2723 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
I think there is a weight limit.

I'm too light to sell blood plasma, too short to sell sperm.
Now the only way for me to make money off of bodily fluids is either by selling my pee to drug dealers or getting to be famous boy band singer and selling jars of my sweat to teen girls.
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - thechosentroll (06/20/2015) [-]
I think the piss one is less disgusting.
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Thats because it is.
User avatar #2713 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
nothin much. Just woke up. you?
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - thechosentroll (06/18/2015) [-]
Now I'm the one who just woke up.
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Im about to sleep.
User avatar #2718 to #2717 - thechosentroll (06/18/2015) [-]
Well, this was a productive conversation. Bye.
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
hi
#2688 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
**venomousvalentine sits in your lap.**
User avatar #2689 to #2688 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
You a ******* cat now? Also, I don't RP. Das gay.
User avatar #2690 to #2689 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
:c

How are you?
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
I have no ******* idea. Ask me again in a week when I'm capable of feeling emotions other than rage and frustration.
#2692 to #2691 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Awh...
do you need a hug?
#2693 to #2692 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
No, I need to fill out some paperwork. I'm moving to a different university and I have to make sure I don't 			****		 it up, since I have to deliver all the documents in person, the two universities are a 2-hour drive apart and I'll have to go back and forth if I don't get everything right the first time. The whole higher education system in this damn country's made in such a way to make it nigh impossible to switch degrees once you've started one, but I will 			*******		 do it. They said I couldn't get into an engineering degree with my grades, but I did. They said I couldn't get high enough grades to move with 3 failed exams, but I did. They said I couldn't move. JUST TRY TO 			*******		 STOP ME!   
   
I am currently in the process of channeling all my anger and hatred into motivation. It's surprisingly effective. I get 			****		 done every time I do it. You should try it sometime, though I'm not sure if your body is even capable of producing that much rage.
No, I need to fill out some paperwork. I'm moving to a different university and I have to make sure I don't **** it up, since I have to deliver all the documents in person, the two universities are a 2-hour drive apart and I'll have to go back and forth if I don't get everything right the first time. The whole higher education system in this damn country's made in such a way to make it nigh impossible to switch degrees once you've started one, but I will ******* do it. They said I couldn't get into an engineering degree with my grades, but I did. They said I couldn't get high enough grades to move with 3 failed exams, but I did. They said I couldn't move. JUST TRY TO ******* STOP ME!

I am currently in the process of channeling all my anger and hatred into motivation. It's surprisingly effective. I get **** done every time I do it. You should try it sometime, though I'm not sure if your body is even capable of producing that much rage.
User avatar #2695 to #2693 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
PS. I'm still gonna hug you.
#2694 to #2693 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Impressive. Hey at least its free there.
All your hopes and dreams would have crumbled ten times over here in the US.
Unless you were black.
User avatar #2696 to #2694 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
I'm slavic. We're basically albino black people. Alas, not black enough. And it's not free. Just affordable. Unless I **** up the paperwork and lose my student rights, that is. Student rights are a thing that basically says "You get one attempt at a bachelors' degree and one attempt at a masters' degree at the governments' expense.". If you **** up and get kicked out or quit, you have to pay out the ass, since tuition fees become about 10 times higher. That's why it's important that I fill out the paperwork to say that I'm transferring and not that I'm quitting and signing up for a different university. It's a very thin line between the two, which costs you about 20 000 if you don't notice it.
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I see. I hope everything goes well.

I don't know if I've told you this or not but I wanna hear your accent.
#2698 to #2697 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Think typical Vladimir-eese accent. The "You see, Ivan, if you hold peestol like this" stuff you hear all over the place. It's the reason I hate speaking english - I can notice my own accent and it sounds silly to me, but I can't help it. English is such a soft language, while my native one is pretty much exclusively hard sounds. English sounds to me like french sounds to english speakers. I can speak german without a noticeable accent, though. That's a hard enough language.
#2699 to #2698 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
That sounds cute.
User avatar #2702 to #2699 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh, wait, apparently they do. Niedlich.
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
No u
User avatar #2706 to #2703 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Essen ein dick.
User avatar #2707 to #2706 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
With pleasure~
User avatar #2708 to #2707 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Scheise. I walked right into that one, didn't I?
User avatar #2709 to #2708 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
with our height difference I'd hardly have to bend down for that.
User avatar #2710 to #2709 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
OK, I admit. That was a clever one.
User avatar #2712 to #2710 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
If I hugged you I'd be like below your chest...
User avatar #2711 to #2710 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
eheheh~
User avatar #2700 to #2699 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Everything sounds cute to you. You ever actually hear german? If you don't understand what they're saying, it sounds like a psychopath enthusiastically explaining to you exactly how they plan on skinning you alive, castrating you and forcing you to eat your own testicles, while your grandma watches. Its is not a cute language. I like the way it sounds, but it's definitely not cute. I'm not sure germans even have a word for "cute".
#2701 to #2700 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Nah its cute.
I wanna hear your accent. Cause it sounds like it'd be cute.
User avatar #2704 to #2701 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
You are actively trying to make this gay, aren't you? I have been on the internet for years. /d/ couldn't make me less straight. I doubt you'll manage it.
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
:c
#2687 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold   
   
hug me hug me hug me hug me
I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold

hug me hug me hug me hug me
User avatar #2683 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
hihi
User avatar #2685 to #2684 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
League. you?
User avatar #2686 to #2685 - thechosentroll (06/09/2015) [-]
Dwarf Fortress and Mechwarrior. Finally unlocked the gun I wanted in Mechwarrior. I've gone from an average of 50 damage per game to about 250.
#2682 - sniffythebird ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
You have been visited by Kylemonkey!
You have been visited by Kylemonkey!
#2671 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
I just played a solid ******* of soraka in a row.

I won all the games but one.

I am almost gold.
#2672 to #2671 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
Good for you. I played a bunch of Mechwarrior and I think I've finally found my true calling. Originally I was planning on getting the biggest robot possible, equipping it with enough guns to make even the US army think I'm compensating for something and gun everyone down. Turns out I'm 			****		 at that, because everyone focuses me and the moment the enemy team spots me, there's suddenly a massive hole in my mechs' chest, because I got hit by a gauss rifle, 3 cannons, 10 lasers, 12 bajillion missiles and a partridge in a pear tree.   
   
Turns out I'm the most productive when I'm in a light mech with 			****		 guns. I managed to destroy one of the biggest mechs in the game, which weighs 3 times more than I do, by running around it and going "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP". Turns out that people are idiots and when they see a light mech, they'll fire everything they've got at it in order to get an easy kill. They tried to kill me, but I was going so fast that 90+% of the missiles and shots hit the guy I was running around and blew his ass up, because of friendly fire. I even managed to survive the whole thing. 			****		 was cash.
Good for you. I played a bunch of Mechwarrior and I think I've finally found my true calling. Originally I was planning on getting the biggest robot possible, equipping it with enough guns to make even the US army think I'm compensating for something and gun everyone down. Turns out I'm **** at that, because everyone focuses me and the moment the enemy team spots me, there's suddenly a massive hole in my mechs' chest, because I got hit by a gauss rifle, 3 cannons, 10 lasers, 12 bajillion missiles and a partridge in a pear tree.

Turns out I'm the most productive when I'm in a light mech with **** guns. I managed to destroy one of the biggest mechs in the game, which weighs 3 times more than I do, by running around it and going "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP". Turns out that people are idiots and when they see a light mech, they'll fire everything they've got at it in order to get an easy kill. They tried to kill me, but I was going so fast that 90+% of the missiles and shots hit the guy I was running around and blew his ass up, because of friendly fire. I even managed to survive the whole thing. **** was cash.
#2673 to #2672 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
This game sounds fun. Is it something we could play together?
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
It doesn't really have a small team feature. You either go as a group of 12 or solo. Also, I don't recommend it. It's pretty **** , but it's the kind of pretty **** that I like.
#2675 to #2674 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
You should try robocraft. Or warframe. Or skullgirls. All these games we could play together.
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
I've tried those and they're not really my jam.
User avatar #2677 to #2676 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
You've tried skullgirls?
Its 3 dollars right now btw
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
Pirated it to see what the hype is about, got bored, uninstalled it. I use piracy for free demos. Also, I'm not that big into fighting games. Way too much **** to remember.
User avatar #2679 to #2678 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
Aw but fighting games are no fun alone.
I wish we could do something together...
I recently lost a really good friend...
User avatar #2680 to #2679 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
That sucks, but I really don't want to. I sort of lost my desire to play games with other people a while ago.
#2681 to #2680 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
Oh I see...
#2662 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
hihi
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
Hows it going?
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - thechosentroll (06/02/2015) [-]
Pretty much the same as yesterday. I have an exam tomorrow. I haven't studied for it and I don't plan to. Oddly enough, I'm not stressed by this.
User avatar #2667 to #2666 - thechosentroll (06/02/2015) [-]
It could be because I woke up 15 minutes ago, but I can't understand what you just said. It sounds like puberty kicked you in the balls when you pressed the recording button.
User avatar #2668 to #2667 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
"You'll be fine" in an irish accent
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - thechosentroll (06/02/2015) [-]
You plan on dressing as a leprechaun for Halloween and you're practicing or was that just a completely random recording?
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
Naaahh.
User avatar #2643 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
What the **** have you done to your avatar? Are you actively trying to seem like a massive weeb?
User avatar #2645 to #2644 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
what
#2646 to #2645 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Your profile pic is weeb as **** .
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Its fran. :c
User avatar #2648 to #2647 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Yes, but it's very "moshi moshi, kawaii neko desu hentai" looking. Seems uncharacteristic.
User avatar #2649 to #2648 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
fug.

So how are you?
User avatar #2650 to #2649 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Fairly good except for the fact that my finals are here and I'm now physically incapable of feeling the emotions of joy or happiness. You?
User avatar #2651 to #2650 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
awh im sorry :c
Would a hug help you feel better?
User avatar #2652 to #2651 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Maybe. If it's a really tight hug around my math professors' neck, it would improve my mood greatly. We did two small exams with her assistant, which were meant to exempt you from the main exam if you got above a C on both. I got As on both, but now she's suddenly going "Well, I don't really agree with the way my colleague graded your papers, so I've decided the grades don't count." and now we all have to take the exam anyway. It's ******* illegal to pull **** like that, but she's doing it anyway, because this faculty is corrupt as **** . The same corruption is the reason I have no chance in hell of passing my other two exams. You have to pay for every retake you go to and the professors get paid for every student who does a retake, so the cunts intentionally fail everyone a couple of times so they can get their cash. I can't wait to move to a different university.

Anyway, how've you been? I hope at least you've had a better week than I had.
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
I'm sorry :c
I almost got laid.
User avatar #2654 to #2653 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Now I'm sorry. What happened? Was it the funnyjunker, who I expected would try to steal your kidney?
User avatar #2655 to #2654 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
yes.
I got a phonecall from my mom and she asked if I wanted pizza. Didnt get laid. got pizza.
User avatar #2656 to #2655 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Well, that doesn't seem so bad. I thought it was gonna be something like you fainting or her accidentally throwing up on your dick. Doesn't seem like there's any long-term damage. Maybe you'll get luckier next time.
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
I don't have condoms.
User avatar #2658 to #2657 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Then buy condoms.
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
so what are you up to?
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Not much. Preparing for finals, preparing to move, just started playing Mechwarrior Online. Fun game. Large battles look like a laser show of death.
User avatar #2661 to #2660 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Sounds cool. You should play warframe.
#2636 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
I saw howls moving castle and it was super cute.   
   
We should watch movies together sometime.
I saw howls moving castle and it was super cute.

We should watch movies together sometime.
User avatar #2638 to #2636 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
The "watch together" part, not the castle part. That movie is awesome.
User avatar #2639 to #2638 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #2637 to #2636 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
Das gay.
User avatar #2640 to #2637 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
so you wont watch things with me?
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
No. I don't like watching things with anyone.
User avatar #2642 to #2641 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
:c
#2627 - sniffythebird ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
You do realize that my eyes get melted by my own banner every time I click on my profile, right? Pretty sure my eyesight has adapted to not be irritated by this sort of thing.
User avatar #2632 to #2631 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
You didn't plan this far ahead, did you?
#2633 to #2632 - sniffythebird ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #2634 to #2633 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
Thought so.
#2635 to #2634 - sniffythebird ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
I was perfectly prepared all along
I was perfectly prepared all along
#2620 - johrny (05/16/2015) [-]
Rember me please to never click on your profil ever. AGAIN.

I nearly got a seizure!
#2621 to #2620 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
It's an anti-stalker measure. Every time someone comes to stalk my profile, they get blinded by the banner and start complaining about it. That's how I know they've been here. Works like a charm.
#2622 to #2621 - johrny (05/16/2015) [-]
But is is my first time Chosen-Chan.   
And as thanks i get eye bleed
But is is my first time Chosen-Chan.
And as thanks i get eye bleed
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
Eh, I have my eyes nearly melted every time I go to my own profile. You'll survive.
User avatar #2624 to #2623 - johrny (05/16/2015) [-]
Must suck to be you...
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
You get used to it.
User avatar #2614 to #2593 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Oooooooh, those things. Yeah, you'll be fine. Regular diplomas are overrated. I was thinking of dropping out completely, but my parents want me to have SOME sort of "you are smart" document, so I'm moving instead.
User avatar #2615 to #2614 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
oh I see.
User avatar #2616 to #2615 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
HUZZAH FOR LIVING IN A COUNTRY WHERE EDUCATION'S CHEAP AS **** ! When everyone has a university education, it's not all that impressive. A very "when everyone's special, no one is" kind of deal. These things are kind of meaningless, so I was thinking of doing some courses and getting certificates and **** . Gonna become a programmer now. Funnily enough, I hate programming. I'm just good at it. It's like being a straight male, who gives the worlds' best blowjobs. So, do GEDs come with some sort of specialization or are they just a general "You is smart" thing?
User avatar #2617 to #2616 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
No specialization. Just a diploma without the effort.
I refuse to go to college in america.
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, good call. Not worth it. Still, people who offer jobs really like those things.
User avatar #2619 to #2618 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeaaaaahhh
User avatar #2594 to #2593 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Sup? Watching this **** right now. It's funny.
User avatar #2595 to #2594 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I saw the soup video. It was hilarious.
I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday.
User avatar #2596 to #2595 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Ouch. I never got why people even pulled those in the first place. I've got 3 so far and they're not causing any issues.
User avatar #2597 to #2596 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Bottom ones often grow in sideways, and the upper ones I have no idea why, mine werent causing problems either.
I only got the upper ones pulled. I still have to do the lower ones later.

My mom hid my vicodin.
User avatar #2598 to #2597 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
One good thing about modern medicine and she deprives you of it. That's cruel.
User avatar #2599 to #2598 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I've never given my mom a reason not to trust me and yet she never does.
User avatar #2600 to #2599 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
She's a parent. It's normal. My roommate's 24, has a well-paying job, his **** together and his mother still calls him once a day to ask if he's remembered to have dinner.
User avatar #2601 to #2600 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
heh.
On another note I actually made an irl friend because of funnyjunk.
User avatar #2602 to #2601 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
**** , that's actually kind of hard, given how your average funnyjunker's about as socially and sexually active as a cicada. How?
#2603 to #2602 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Cicadas are kinda active socially. Thats why they're constantly making that god forsaken noise.

Admin made a sticky to post your irl and location.
She said "Fem boys are best boys." and said she lives like ten minutes from me.
We made a plan to go somewhere that tuesday so we did.
User avatar #2604 to #2603 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
................................ OK, I'm gonna need, like, 5 minutes to properly process this and say what's wrong with this picture. Be right back.
User avatar #2605 to #2604 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Short version? You're not exactly a femboy, that's kind of creepy and I'm surprised you didn't get knocked out and wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney.

Long version? I told you, I need 5 minutes.
#2607 to #2606 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I know but she still said that.
We had a nice day...
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
That's good. Turns out I'm going to leave this university before I've even had a chance to go out for coffee or beer with my classmates. Technically, you're doing better than I am. Not sure if that means you're improving or I'm getting worse. Possibly both.
#2609 to #2608 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
She said I was really jumpy though, which I guess was true.

Im sorry... maybe you could do it soon?
User avatar #2610 to #2609 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
I'd be jumpy too. Then again, when I meet internet people IRL, I expect the ice and kidney thing, so that's kind of understandable.

Nah, too late for that. Finals are almost here and I have to get my **** sorted out, so I can move to a different university. Already exempted one exam. One more to go and I'm in the clear.
User avatar #2611 to #2610 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Well good luck scholastically for you then.
I found out that because I moved in the middle of the schoolyear a lot of credits got lost so I'd have to repeat senior year.

So because of that I've decided to drop out and get a GED.
User avatar #2612 to #2611 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I nearly did that, too. That's why I have to get my **** together during the finals. I just have to survive these next 2 months and I'll be able to move with 0 loss of credits. Also, what's a GED? I don't think we have those here.
User avatar #2613 to #2612 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Its like a substitute diploma.
It basically is a document that says "I'm smart enough to have graduated, but I couldn't give enough of a **** to do it the right way."

So you get every benefit of a diploma, except everyone looks at you a little funny when you go to get into college or get hired.
#2578 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #2579 to #2578 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I think one of the guys in the room next to ours just fell off the balcony. Or at least I hope he did. Sup?
#2580 to #2579 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Any reason in particular, or just generic schadenfreude?
User avatar #2581 to #2580 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
Both those ******* are annoying, noisy and like to get ********* , get out on the balcony and scream at people to come up and fight them at 2AM. I've had pissed off people come to our room by mistake instead of theirs.
User avatar #2582 to #2581 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh I see. It would be funny if he fell then.
what else have you been up to lately mister?
User avatar #2583 to #2582 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
No, it wouldn't be funny, since we live on the 6th floor. It'd be hilarious. I recently downloaded FTL: Advanced Edition. It's been devouring my life and free time. Also, I just got a phone call and I have to go out. Sorry.
#2584 to #2583 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
You're so busy all the time...
User avatar #2585 to #2584 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
REJOICE, for I have returned. ******* hell, it's a bajillion and five degrees out there. And yes, it's sort of my own fault. I try to do way too many things at the same time. So, how are you?
User avatar #2586 to #2585 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Im ok.
And you aint from where I'm from.
User avatar #2587 to #2586 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
And thank god for that. I'd die. The cold is where I'm at. I should move to Russia or some **** . That's my new life goal - get rich as **** and build the worlds' first fiberoptic internet cable to the middle of central Siberia, so I can be in the middle of the frozen wasteland and still play SMITE.
User avatar #2588 to #2587 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
I love the heat. Its so cold all the time here...
User avatar #2589 to #2588 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I wish it were cold all the time here. -20 in the winter, +40 in the summer. Mild climate, my ass.
User avatar #2590 to #2589 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
+40 on the regular in my hometown. EZ
User avatar #2591 to #2590 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
It's the sudden change that's killing me. It was below 0 three weeks ago. Now it's almost 30.
User avatar #2592 to #2591 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Damn.
#2571 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Have you played warframe?
User avatar #2572 to #2571 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Was that the thing with the ninja robots that people like making SFM porn of?
#2573 to #2572 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah thats it..
User avatar #2575 to #2574 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Try it...
User avatar #2576 to #2575 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll do it eventually.
#2577 to #2576 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
OHH OHH USE MY REFERRAL WHEN YOU DO!
warframe.com/signup?referrerId=5196e7c41a4d80a453000000

Sign up soon though I wanna play with you...
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