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#408128 - And the nearest Burger King I know of is 148 kilometers away f… 7 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#1169034 - HEY! That's MY job. 7 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1169033 - It literally took 30 seconds to find. Now I can't decide if I …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1169084 - xevilpenguinx (2 hours ago) [-]
My condolences.
#10 - Reminds me of the time I broke my arm. Had to wait 4 hours in … 7 hours ago on Having Kids +2
#14 - The land of opportunities. If you're rich. If not, tough **** . 7 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... +21
#65 - I mean, sure, it's **** , but at least it's kind of a ga… 7 hours ago on Sakura Clicker +3
#1395 - Actually, it was a miss. I don't currently have a beard.  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Compliment a user +1
#1396 - ragnarfag (7 hours ago) [-]
Might as well off myself
#408127 - Decided to try out Telltales' Walking Dead game. Jesus ***…  [+] (9 new replies) 7 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #408138 - Shiny (6 hours ago) [-]
I thought it was alright, but I got the feeling that the whole thing was pretty forced. Like, y'know, the entirety of the Walking Dead IP, a shining example of forced drama.

Someone bought me their Borderlands game recently and it was a hell of a lot more interesting, both off the bat and getting into the swing of things, even though they had to work with Burch's sophomoric writing.
User avatar #408139 - thechosentroll (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I'm currently waiting for that to finish, so I can play it in one sitting. I usually just play the first episode, get my impressions and then wait for it to finish before I do it, if I liked it. Also waiting for episode 6 of the GoT one, just because I don't know shit about GoT and I wonder how well I'd manage to survive in that world.
User avatar #408140 - Shiny (6 hours ago) [-]
You only played episode 1? Give it more of a chance than that.

Don't bother with Season 2, though. Trust me.
User avatar #408141 - thechosentroll (6 hours ago) [-]
Nah, sorry. Not happening. I greatly dislike The Walking Dead as a franchise because of that shit writing and forced drama. Now that I know it'll be in the game, too, I'd rather just go do something less painful instead. Like stick my dick in a light socket.
User avatar #408129 - mondominiman (7 hours ago) [-]
My first playthrough I saved Doug since I thought he would have been more useful later on. He creates an alarm system if you keep him
User avatar #408131 - thechosentroll (7 hours ago) [-]
Doesn't matter. Already uninstalled the game. I don't force myself through things I don't like just because I started them.
User avatar #408133 - mondominiman (7 hours ago) [-]
Well since you're not gonna play it Damn near everyone in the first game gets killed off by the end or by the second season.
User avatar #408134 - thechosentroll (7 hours ago) [-]
And now I feel even better about my decision. I hate that shit. It's lazy writing. You don't have to kill everyone to demonstrate the point that it's the end of the fucking world. I mean, fuck, even Crossed managed to do it without killing off the entire cast.
User avatar #408135 - mondominiman (7 hours ago) [-]
Well when the world is surrounded by zombies and murderers it's not that easy to survive. I saw it more like an interactive book, even though you know how it's going to end it's still a good adventure.
#1386 - Thanks. I grew it myself.  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Compliment a user +1
#1390 - ragnarfag (8 hours ago) [-]
That was a near miss.
User avatar #1395 - thechosentroll (7 hours ago) [-]
Actually, it was a miss. I don't currently have a beard.
#1396 - ragnarfag (7 hours ago) [-]
Might as well off myself
#106 - Fair point. 10 hours ago on Guys.... Free money! 0
#82 - Everything looks cute when it's drawn in a cartoony style. The… 10 hours ago on Goodbyeee +1
#2 - Nah, I just always imagined he was born 70. 10 hours ago on Freeman +1
#303 - What in the name of all that is pure and sacred am I looking at? 10 hours ago on Post your desktop! 0
#9 - I wonder what the company was thinking. "You sur…  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on /k/ Buys Glocks +145
User avatar #52 - hattheifbatman (2 hours ago) [-]
an army of midgets nobody'll see em coming
#27 - vladi (5 hours ago) [-]
Probably just empty boxes or the guy works in a warehouse. Either way don't take this story for truth.
#34 - dakkadakka (4 hours ago) [-]
Boof runs a gunshop though
User avatar #54 - donbionicle (2 hours ago) [-]
"Special: buy a Glock for only $3.80! Three for $9!"
User avatar #24 - frenzyhero (5 hours ago) [-]
Most places with such large orders always verify.
#8 - They're not unborn children. They're egg cells. Basically, a c…  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on Chicken Shaming +2
User avatar #19 - chikibriki (6 hours ago) [-]
not really, in a human's period they lose the egg and basically the hole lining of their uterus
User avatar #20 - chikibriki (6 hours ago) [-]
whole*
#28 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
Same thing.
#74 - I still feel like we shouldn't **** around with nature … 10 hours ago on Goodbyeee 0
#72 - Except that's not how nature works. Every organism is an intri…  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Goodbyeee 0
User avatar #73 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (10 hours ago) [-]
The idea here is we're going to genetically alter them to not want to eat meat. Despite the fact it's a tumblr argument we really do in fact have viable psuedo synthetic alternatives for carbs and protein and so forth. This obviously isn't anywhere near feasible at this point. It might never be on earth. But it might be an interesting concept for initial terraforming of another planet. Or if we stay on this one for an extremely long time.
User avatar #74 - thechosentroll (10 hours ago) [-]
I still feel like we shouldn't fuck around with nature too much. It's still very much capable of killing us all. Let's just let it do its' own thing and mind our own business.
#69 - Ooooooooooooooooor we could just not change. If it's not broke…  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on Goodbyeee 0
User avatar #70 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11 hours ago) [-]
Because we could have giant fucking cats that are herbavors. Can you imagine being able to walk up to and just start snugglin down on a tiger n he's like yeah broo, you're not a plant so it's totally chill guy. Or like a bear or jaguar or something. Dude if animals didn't wanna fuck with us in general and we could modify the ecosystem to our desire, getting rid of annoying insects and poisonous plants entirely and substituting them with genetically altered versions, can you imagine how fucking cool nature would be? It'd be like a fucking disney movie always.
#72 - thechosentroll (10 hours ago) [-]
Except that's not how nature works. Every organism is an intricate mechanism with a shitload of parts and everything is connected to everything. If you change one thing, you change everything. For starters, herbivores are not gonna go "yeah broo, you're not a plant". Cows and hippos kill more people than all big cats, bears and sharks to combined. Just because it doesn't want to eat you doesn't mean it doesn't want to kill you. Go hug a bull and see what happens. Secondly, the animals would become very different both physically and mentally. Physically, they'd become a lot more sluggish and lazy. The reason animals like cats and dogs are so active and energetic is because their food (namely meat) is very high in carbohydrates, which is the stuff that gives your body energy. Without that, they'd act like cows - slow, lazy, does nothing but sit in one spot and eat all day, because grass gives it very little energy, so it tries to conserve it. Secondly, meat is rich in protein, which is something you need in order to have a big brain. Without meat, carnivores would quickly become complete and total dipshits, like most herbivores are. So forget about your 5th generation vegan dog learning how to roll over and sit. You'll be lucky if you manage to teach it to not shit wherever it feels like.
User avatar #73 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (10 hours ago) [-]
The idea here is we're going to genetically alter them to not want to eat meat. Despite the fact it's a tumblr argument we really do in fact have viable psuedo synthetic alternatives for carbs and protein and so forth. This obviously isn't anywhere near feasible at this point. It might never be on earth. But it might be an interesting concept for initial terraforming of another planet. Or if we stay on this one for an extremely long time.
User avatar #74 - thechosentroll (10 hours ago) [-]
I still feel like we shouldn't fuck around with nature too much. It's still very much capable of killing us all. Let's just let it do its' own thing and mind our own business.
#68 - We usually do it when the animal is trying to eat US. Not othe… 11 hours ago on Goodbyeee 0
#67 - Which is the only reason they're still alive. If they were som…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Goodbyeee +3
#81 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
Dodos are rad, don't know what you're talking about.
#82 - thechosentroll (10 hours ago) [-]
Everything looks cute when it's drawn in a cartoony style. The reality is far less cute. I mean, just look at this thing. LOOK AT IT! It's like a turkey fucked a seagull.
#1168969 - EXACTLY! And that voice doesn't sound basic enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1168970 - alleksi (12 hours ago) [-]
They should have gone with Anno like Miyazaki did with The Wind Rises, because all actual voice actors were far too flamboyant and actor-y for the main character.
#1168962 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1168965 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
#1168961 - Let's wait a bit more and see. Sure, it seems like they didn't…  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1168967 - alleksi (12 hours ago) [-]
Madhouse has recently been pretty good about their scheduling and the first animated PV for this came out 4 months ago, and they still have another two months to work on it so I wouldn't be that worried.

I never actually had a "voice" for Saitama. He is just so fucking basic.
User avatar #1168969 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
EXACTLY! And that voice doesn't sound basic enough.
User avatar #1168970 - alleksi (12 hours ago) [-]
They should have gone with Anno like Miyazaki did with The Wind Rises, because all actual voice actors were far too flamboyant and actor-y for the main character.
#47 - Well, yeah, I don't buy Lays. ****** way too expensive … 13 hours ago on Take the hint, 0
#46 - No, no they don't. If they did, sabertooth cats would still be… 13 hours ago on Goodbyeee +12

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User avatar #3038 to #3037 - thechosentroll (17 hours ago) [-]
So, what? You started watching that dr. Pepper ad?
User avatar #3039 to #3038 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
I saw it ages ago.
User avatar #3040 to #3039 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Then what's with the jell-o bananas?
User avatar #3041 to #3040 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
I just thought it was funny.
User avatar #3032 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #3033 to #3032 - thechosentroll (07/29/2015) [-]
Sup? Reading Vagabond right now. In the middle of some good **** . Replying could be slow.
User avatar #3034 to #3033 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Ah I see. Do you have a DS by chance?
User avatar #3035 to #3034 - thechosentroll (07/29/2015) [-]
Nope. Not even sure where I could get one without spending a small fortune to deliver it.
User avatar #3036 to #3035 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Oh I see.
User avatar #3021 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
how be.
User avatar #3024 to #3023 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
Good. Better than usual, at least. Currently making pizza. Also recently started playing Planetside 2. Less than 24 hours and I've already managed to piss off half the playerbase. Turns out I almost instinctively picked the one class and weapon combination that all the metafags hate. So far I've been called a fag in 4 different languages. It's great.

You?
User avatar #3025 to #3024 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
thats funny as **** .
I've just been playing GTA all week.
User avatar #3026 to #3025 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
How's the hooker killing business?
User avatar #3027 to #3026 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I actually don't play this game like a maniac. I only really kill when I have to for a mission because the cops in gta5 are a ******* nightmare.

when im not doing missions I just drive recklessly as **** until I die.
User avatar #3028 to #3027 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
I should play that sometimes just to see if the cops are really that tough. I mean, I've played Oblivion, where the guards are literally telepathic medieval robocops, so I doubt GTA V cops are all that bad.
User avatar #3029 to #3028 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
The cops arent as bad as people say, it's just super annoying because like...

you know how in the last gta you could park in an alley and be fine?
Well in this one they can ******* smell you. You literally have to drive constantly pulling off the sickest jukes, and their shooting accuracy is ******* outrageous.
User avatar #3030 to #3029 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
Wow, almost as if they were trained professionals or something.
User avatar #3031 to #3030 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Its just compared to the other games, they're not a complete joke.
User avatar #3010 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
god damn, I think I just got epilepsy...
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's working. The point of the banner is to make anyone who comes to my profile comment about the banner, so I know they've been here. Great anti-stalker measure.
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
that's precisely what I was doing, bravo.
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Do I care why?
User avatar #3014 to #3013 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
No particular reason, was just taking a look. haven't been on in quite a long time and wanted to check out one of my favorite funnyjunkies.
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
I feel like I should be flattered, but the only thing going through my head is "Wow, you have REALLY low standards.".
User avatar #3016 to #3015 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
Aw, kinda sad...

I would continue chatting, but planetside 2 just finished installing.
User avatar #3017 to #3016 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Have they finally optimized that thing a bit?
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
no idea, but my old computer was able to run it, see how well this new one does.
User avatar #3019 to #3018 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Maybe I should finally download it and give it a shot.
User avatar #3020 to #3019 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
I've just been seeing it on fj lately and decided to load it up again, been looking for something new to play anyways.
#2995 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #2996 to #2995 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Greetings, mortal.
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
hows it going?
User avatar #2998 to #2997 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Pretty good. I was reading a manga called Vagabond until a second ago. It's some good **** . About legendary historic samurai slashing eachother up. In other news, today I spent 5 hours learning how to make a burrito. Kind of messed it up, but I'll probably get it right tomorrow. Or technically today, I guess, since it's 4AM. Man, good thing I could type with my eyes closed and one arm tired behind my back, because I can hardly see **** right now.

How are you doing? Any luck with the vet assistant thing?
User avatar #2999 to #2998 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I've heard of it.

Appointment rescheduled agaiiiinnn..
User avatar #3000 to #2999 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Better late than never. Maybe something unexpected popped up. A veterinary clinic is still a clinic. Emergencies are emergencies, no matter what species the patient is. Either that or someone just didn't feel like dealing with applicants today. Happens sometimes.
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
true.
User avatar #3002 to #3001 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
OK, now you've got me wondering. Why'd you decide to apply for that of all things? You don't really seem like the type of person who's good at dealing with stress and animal bites.
User avatar #3003 to #3002 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
a close friend of the family is moving to japan. I'd be replacing him.
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah, son of a dick. I wanted to fit an "a cat is fine too" joke in my reply about the guy and working with cats and **** , but my brain is not cooperating. Useless pile of neurons. I should start making it pay rent.
User avatar #3005 to #3004 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #3006 to #3005 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
It is currently 4:20.
User avatar #3007 to #3006 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
smoke weed everyday.
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
No, damn it. You're supposed to say "nice". Haven't you seen the video? www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0SpRZ295Xg
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I seen it b0ss.
#2976 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
hi.
User avatar #2977 to #2976 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Sup? Just to say it in advance, sorry if I'm a bit crass or call you a fag. I am currently being investigated by the FJ wrong opinion police. Officer ******* and Lieutenant ******* are being a bit annoying today, so I'm not in the most cheerful of moods.

So, how's it going?
User avatar #2979 to #2978 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
No one specific. Just my nicknames for the random people who like calling me a fag and thumbing me down. The summer is in full swing and the site is ripe with butthurt. It's odd, normally I love that stuff, but this year, I'm not really enjoying it much. Maybe because this time I'm so outnumbered. Usually, the summer ********** are caused by something like a TV show, like MLP or Legend of Korra, where the idiotic fans and the idiotic haters are pretty evenly matched. This year, however, it seems the ********* is going to be angry neckbeards and 12-yearolds, who hate women and everything about them vs. sane people. The sane people are horribly outnumbered. I try to piss off the neckbeards and they just swarm on me like the worlds' most opinionated bees. I can't do **** . It's a ******* massacre out there. ****** so bad, it may be violating some parts of the Geneva convention

Ok, maybe I AM slightly enjoying this. I've gotten unused to being hated. I should fix that.
User avatar #2980 to #2979 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
The worlds most opinionated bees. Quote of the year.
Hey wanna see how clean my room is?
User avatar #2981 to #2980 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Not really, but I assume you'll show me anyway.
User avatar #2983 to #2982 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
I don't want to alarm you, but there appears to be a large rat on your bed.

**** , I feel oddly clean now. You should probably just gather all that crap into a big ball and toss it in the washing machine.
User avatar #2984 to #2983 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
probs. Im a lazy person.
User avatar #2985 to #2984 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Who isn't? But sometimes we have to clean out of necessity. I finally did the dishes today, after putting it off for almost a month. They we ******* moldy. **** was so disgusting it makes me want to do the dishes every day just to avoid it.
#2986 to #2985 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
On a separate note I have a job interview today.
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
My usual advice applies. Try not to get stabbed.
#2988 to #2987 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Vet assistant. Should be interesting.
User avatar #2989 to #2988 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
At a vets' clinic? Working with cats and dogs and **** ? Oh boy. I hope you have a good tolerance for pain. Or gloves for handling cats. Those things go berserk around me.
User avatar #2990 to #2989 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
I should be ok.
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Be wary around cats. They are evil.
User avatar #2992 to #2991 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
I have three.
User avatar #2994 to #2993 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
The interview is tomorrow actually.
#2969 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
Love me.
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
:C
how are you?
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - thechosentroll (07/21/2015) [-]
Half-dead, half-asleep, feeling completely like **** . So, all in all, the usual. Currently reasing a mango. It's good.
User avatar #2973 to #2972 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
awh sorry.
User avatar #2974 to #2973 - thechosentroll (07/21/2015) [-]
Nah, nah. Nothing to be sorry about. Like I said, that's my natural state.
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
Still sad :c
#2966 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
I think I'm going to get a job soon and save up to travel.
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - thechosentroll (07/19/2015) [-]
Yes, being a productive member of society is nice sometimes.
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Heh
#2955 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
I took one of those new fangled cell phone selfies kids these days talk about.
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
That seems like someone people say on facebook or twitter, not on other peoples' profiles.
User avatar #2957 to #2956 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Hi. I got home from the car dealership.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
You bought a car?
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
My mom was going to buy one but her credit is garbage.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
You really shouldn't be buying a car on a loan anyway.
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
My mom isn't good with money.
User avatar #2962 to #2961 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
A lot of people aren't. I recently met an old classmate and we talked about how things are going, which reminded me of something. In the 12th grade, we had this class that was basically dedicated to teaching us some life skills like managing our money, paying taxes and knowing how to avoid being arrested for some dumb **** . Our teacher was absurdly bad with money. According to her calculations, it'd take us over 1000$ a month to barely survive as university students. According to my calculations, I didn't manage to spend 1000$ in my 6 months at university.
User avatar #2964 to #2962 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Nice.
#2857 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
I've been lonely and depressed.
User avatar #2929 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I just thunk. What kind of ungodly abomination of nature leaves the same bite marks as ******* vampire teeth? Those things are the size of a dogs' canines and, let me tell you, those leave some big marks. What kind of bugs live in japan that make people confuse ******* puncture wounds for insect bites?
User avatar #2949 to #2929 - yeorgh (07/16/2015) [-]
And I don't watch anime movies, except Gintama's cus it's bitching.
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm talking about regular movies. You know, the ones with the 3D people in them. And how the hell does someone who reads mangoes, which requres a lot more effort than watching animu, have such a hard time watching anime?
User avatar #2951 to #2950 - yeorgh (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't have a problem with regular movies, I like regular movies, as long as they're action, comedies, black comedies, black action, or black action comedies.

Manga requires a lot less effort.
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
**** it, I'm not even gonna question that.
User avatar #2930 to #2929 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And what kind of douchebag wears sunglasses at ******* NIGHT? Vampire or not, that's douchy.
User avatar #2931 to #2930 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Man, those are some weak-ass vampires. No super strength or speed or anything. Pretty sure if this didn't take place in the one country where no one owns a gun, they'd be ****** .
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Come to think of it, it's also the one country where the authorities are so useless 30 deaths in a month doesn't even get investigated.
User avatar #2933 to #2932 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
AND very irresponsible parents. Who the **** lets their kids run around in the woods in the middle of the ******* night?
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
and where people are too polite to question why someone is walking around in 1600s fashion.
User avatar #2935 to #2934 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Note to self: When I eventually snap and decide to start killing people, I should move to Japan.
User avatar #2936 to #2935 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
For ****** sake, stop discussing philosophy and SHANK THE ****** !
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OR SHANK THE BITCH! OR THE OLD GUY! SHANK ANYONE!
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
God damn it, this is turning into Evangelion. SHANK SOMEONE, YOU SHANKING SHANKLESS SHANK!
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Oh, hey, Snape's back. SHANK HIM!
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OK, were the panty shots of the dead, soon to be re-dead wife really necess- OH, hey. Someone finally got shanked. YAY!
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
"Boo hoo, it's so sad being a vampire. Why don't people love me? *chomps on a neck*"

This type of **** is why there's only two kinds of vampires I like - Hellsing vampires and True Blood vampires. Enough with the sparkling and the drama. You're immortal creatures of the night. ACT LIKE IT! At least until someone comes around and shanks you. Which I hope is soon.
#2942 to #2941 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OK, the guy who lifted Isaak Newtons' style shall from now on be referred to as Count Cuckington the 3rd. God, that cracked me up.

Also, I just noticed something - they've started repeating the names of the episodes, so I went back and checked what episode 11 was called, to see what 22 will be. "Slaughter" means it'll probably be a fun episode.
User avatar #2953 to #2942 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
******* Count Cuckington the 3rd.
#2944 to #2943 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
OK, gonna be honest. My boner's gone. That was a very disappointing ending. It wasn't just anti-climactic, it was straight-up bad. You don't spend 18 episodes showing people how horrible vampires are and how they're ruthless ungodly killing machines and then try to paint them as the victims in the last 4. That's like a documentary about the holocaust, where the last half hour is Hitler playing with his dog. It's very disappointing for those of us who spent all that time getting hyped about the part where the vampires get a stake shoved so far up their ass they can use the pointy end to clean their teeth. Especially the parts where they try to show people as the bad guys. Like I said, I've read Crossed, that **** does nothing for me now. Sure, Pinkie getting decked by a ******* tractor is nice, but overall, it was about as satisfying as a soggy sandwich. The worst part is that I feel like I was supposed to feel something in the end there, but I didn't. Which is bad, because I rarely admit it, but I'm a sucker for tragedy. It always gets to me. I cried like a little bitch at the end of Dances With Wolves, but this? I genuinely feel nothing. "Oh, look at me! I'm an abomination of nature with a kill count that'd give Jack the Ripper an inferiority complex, but I look like a little girl, so I get a free pass.". I ain't having none of that. To Hell with all ye dirty heathens.

6/10 at most. Yeorgh, don't watch this **** . You won't like it.
User avatar #2954 to #2944 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
aw...
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - yeorgh (07/16/2015) [-]
Wasn't going to.
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
Good. Ugh, that left a bad taste in my mouth. I need a pallet cleanser. Something brainless and exciting. Is Redline good? Besides being eye porn.
User avatar #2947 to #2946 - yeorgh (07/16/2015) [-]
No idea, havent seen it, 2 hours straight of anime is too much for me.
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
That's the length of a movie. It's not much. I just plowed through 5 and it's currently 4:20 in the morning nice
User avatar #2908 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Can I just skip to episode 6? I think I got the gist of it - small village in the middle of ******** nowhere, creepy castle, now complete with vampires, people die, someone should REALLY look up the Hellsing organization in the phonebook, House and Anderson try to get to the bottom of things and I expect they start shoving garlic up peoples' asses soon.
User avatar #2909 to #2908 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Don't do it.
Watch it allll.
User avatar #2911 to #2910 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Pls. its my favorite.
User avatar #2912 to #2911 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OH, COME ON! Pinkie comes back? Why do the characters I dislike refuse to die and stay dead? I hope she takes a bucket of holy water to the face.
User avatar #2913 to #2912 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
I want to soothe your butthurt but I don't want to spoil anything.
User avatar #2914 to #2913 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Does Michael Jackson at least bite the dust? The tall, skinny guy with the feminine lips and the big mouth that keeps flapping.
User avatar #2915 to #2914 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
The one that looks like a goddamn snake? The one you're literally supposed to hate?
I think his name is Masao.
Yes. Twice.
So does Pinkie.
#2916 to #2915 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Then I've just found my much-needed motivation to keep watching this. I mean, honestly, I get that this show is supposed to be creepy and, honestly, it's doing a decent job, but my desire to see one of these ******* get stabbed is overpowering any type of fear I had. It's like that point in a survival game when you go from "Oh god, please don't kill me!" to "You want some of this? COME GET SOME!".
#2917 to #2916 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
You're gonna be satisfied as **** with how they die too.
User avatar #2918 to #2917 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Yeorgh or whoever it was that recommended Shiki to me ages ago was right - I'm going to enjoy this.
User avatar #2920 to #2918 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
I think it was that vocaloid guy because i haven't seen it.
User avatar #2921 to #2920 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
"That vocaloid guy" doesn't ring any bells.
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
Hatsune.
User avatar #2923 to #2922 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
you watch it too.
#2924 to #2923 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm more of a reader.
I'm more of a reader.
User avatar #2925 to #2924 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
read the manga. I haven't but I'm sure its just as good.
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
It was originally a novel though so the manga is an adaptation as well, adaptations sucks 90% of the time.
User avatar #2927 to #2926 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
I disagree. Read the novel then **** .
User avatar #2928 to #2927 - yeorgh (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm not that much of a reader.
User avatar #2919 to #2918 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
There's a reason it's my favorite.
User avatar #2879 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'll take that as a "yes, they do".
User avatar #2880 to #2879 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Just watch it.
User avatar #2881 to #2880 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Fiiiiiiiiine.
User avatar #2883 to #2881 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Hows the show going.
User avatar #2884 to #2883 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm currently on the "decide if I want to stream or download it" stage of watching it. I think I'll go with streaming.
User avatar #2889 to #2886 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And I prefer subs, since I can just mute it and read instead of being weirded out by the strange sounds or the weird disparity between the lips and words.
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
one sec I'll link
User avatar #2887 to #2885 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Nah, I already found it on kissanime.
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Watch the dub.
User avatar #2891 to #2890 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
The doctors voice in the dub is awesome.
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
For a second there, I wasn't sure if I'm watching Shiki or a new series of Yu-Gi-Oh. What is with these peoples' hair?
User avatar #2893 to #2892 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
It's like the whole anime is a deathbulge comic.
User avatar #2900 to #2893 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Dear mother of hair spray! You weren't kidding.
User avatar #2901 to #2900 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Sunako?
User avatar #2902 to #2901 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Suwhat? I suck at remembering regular names, let alone japanese ones, so I don't even bother. I work with nicknames or descriptions. Who's that? Also, if I were that doctor I'd be more worried about peoples' irises disappearing.
User avatar #2903 to #2902 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Little girl with black eyes.
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I was more thinking of her parents.
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. I want your constant feedback as you watch this stuff even if im offline. I want to know what you think during an episode and what characters and interactions you like and dislike.
User avatar #2906 to #2905 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm on episode 4 and my impressions so far are mostly "Good god, will you guys PLEASE hurry up?"

The doc and the priest have the potential to make this into House MD crossed with Supernatural, with a bit of X Files thrown in there. It has a lot of potential, it just refuses to ******* USE IT ALREADY! I hate shows with slow starts.
User avatar #2907 to #2906 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
The doc and the priest have the potential to make this into House MD crossed with Supernatural, with a bit of X Files thrown in there.

Literally the entire ******* show after like... episode 6?
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
******* hell. I hope someone gets stabbed soon or whatever it is that's supposed to make it creepy.
User avatar #2895 to #2894 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
This thing stays slow for a while but goes from 0 to 100 really ******* fast.
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
It's not like Another, where 9 of the 10 episodes are the boringest **** ever and then the last one gets good, is it?
User avatar #2897 to #2896 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
The story keeps you enthralled for the most of it, but then like the last two episodes happen.
User avatar #2898 to #2897 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Wonderful. Just ******* wonderful. Oh well, at least I'm glad Pinkie got killed off quickly. Also, this may possibly be the first time I've seen an adult male character with a really pointy triangular chin. Usually they use that for women and kids.
User avatar #2899 to #2898 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
I ******* haaaaateee megumi.
And she's not even the most annoying character.

Second most. but not the most.
User avatar #2882 to #2881 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
aw yis.
#2858 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And why are you coming to me? So you can just be depressed? Cause I suck at cheering people up.
#2859 to #2858 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
It's enough.

SO what are you up to?
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Not much. Still kind of recovering from minor food poisoning, decided to redownload Blood Bowl and generally wasting time until my paperwork's done. I'm not used to this lack of **** to do. When you're so used to being constantly rushed and up to your nipples in work, breaks feel weird.
#2861 to #2860 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
There's a big difference between up to your nipples in work and up to my nipples.
If I was up to your nipples in work I'd be drowning in it.

Sorry about the food poisoning.
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Eh, it wasn't so bad. Third time it's happened this year. I'm becoming pretty good at dealing with it. I'll live. So, how are things going for you?
#2863 to #2862 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Normally I have 3 to 5 cans of soda a day, and I've been out for a couple days.
so caffeine withdrawal.

hardly talked to my friends in the last week. Same with my mom and my grandma.

Almost through my favorite tv show.

Nothing to do really...
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I have no suggestions. If I did, I'd be doing those things. I've resorted to staring at the ceiling for entertainment. I also tried watching TV, but it turns out the ceiling is more bearable.
#2865 to #2864 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Download tv shows you like?
No ads and no reruns and no daytime television...

Do you have skullgirls?
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I don't HAVE those. I've already watched all the TV shows I like. Maybe rewatching House MD or Stargate for the 5th would be a bit overkill. Also, I don't have Skullgirls. Fighting games aren't really my thing. Mostly because I suck at them.
User avatar #2868 to #2866 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
DOnt google shikis premise
#2867 to #2866 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
House was the show I was talking about.
I suck too.

Have you watched shiki?
User avatar #2869 to #2867 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Was that the thing with the vampires, which people have told me is (n)spoopy(n*2)u?
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
No, no I haven't.
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
10/10 Watch it.
User avatar #2873 to #2872 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeh, I'll look into it. What's the selling point? What makes it more interesting than staring at my ceiling?
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
The art, the plot twists and the way it doesn't present itself like other examples of the genre.
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And how does it present itself?
#2876 to #2875 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Most horror films or anime these days rely on shock value, jump scares, or false suspense. (There is still a good ammount of shock value in shiki)
This one generally tries to actually present unnerving topics. it's really hard to explain.
The show isn't exactly scary, but then again horrors typically aren't as scary as they'd like to be. But it's still got an amazing story.
#2877 to #2876 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Please tell me it doesn't rely on the "People are the real monsters" topic. Because after reading Crossed, that just doesn't do it for me anymore.
#2878 to #2877 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
The less you actually know about this anime before you watch it the easier it is to enjoy.
#2836 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
I put my computer and bed outside last night and the night before that.
User avatar #2837 to #2836 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm sure your neighbors enjoyed watching you jack off.
#2838 to #2837 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
I have a tall fence. SO even if I did it shouldn't be a problem.

A baby Opossum sat on the fence and let me pet it and **** . It was cute.
User avatar #2839 to #2838 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Odd, normally those things try to eat anything that moves........ or doesn't. Do you by any chance have any Disney princesses in the family?
#2840 to #2839 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Maybe I'm the disney princess~
User avatar #2841 to #2840 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm trying to come up with a joke about you being gay, but it's not working right now. Something about a large hairy man with a mansion or some **** . I dunno. I was out of town for 3 days, I'm still trying to get back into my groove. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled witty retorts and insults in a day or two.
User avatar #2842 to #2841 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Wat.

Hey so lets play dirty bomb together.
User avatar #2843 to #2842 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
No.

As for the groove thing, I was out of town for 3 days, because I had to do some paperwork in a different city, so I can switch universities, so I was staying with my parents for the time. 3 days away from the internet, TV or any other source of ******** . I'm currently calm, well-rested and not in any way pissed for the first time in months. Unfortunately, my anger and sleep deprivation are the main sources of my wit, so right now I suck at being witty. I should be back to normal in a couple of days.
#2844 to #2843 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
I wish I could help make you happy...
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
I'd rather you gave someone else a blowjob, so they speed up my ******* paperwork. That'd make me way happier.
#2846 to #2845 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
I've never actually given a blow job before...

Have you ever considered dropping out of school and coming to america to become a comedian?
User avatar #2847 to #2846 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Nah, making an actual show and sticking to it isn't really my thing. I don't think about my jokes, I just let them naturally come out on their own. Like brain farts.
#2848 to #2847 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Aw.

Did I ever tell you I want to be a voice actor?
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
You just did.
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
My goal is pretty much to get my license, GED, and then take some voice lessons.
User avatar #2851 to #2850 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Lesson #1: Learn to talk from the diaphragm instead of the lungs. Makes it easier to avoid suffocation during reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long sentences.
#2852 to #2851 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
I thought that was just for singing.

I honestly think I have a lot of potential for this though.
User avatar #2853 to #2852 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Eh, why not. Cartoons are making a comeback, videogames are growing like weeds and animu is becoming more and more popular in the west. There's an increasing demand for it and they can't keep hiring the same 10 people like they did a couple of decades ago. Still gonna be hard, though.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Definitely.

Liam o Brian has such a sexy voice.
I would sell my left nut to sound like him.
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
By the sound of his voice, I kind of doubt you'd be able to achieve that with a single nut. Testosterone makes your voice deeper.
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
I can get my voice deep enough.
Vocaroo isn't working :c
#2791 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Love me.
User avatar #2825 to #2792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
bluhbluh
User avatar #2826 to #2825 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Seriously, what is that sound supposed to be? Sounds like a fish in my head.
User avatar #2827 to #2826 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Its an onomatopoeia. I don't know how else to explain it.
User avatar #2828 to #2827 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
That changes nothing. It still sounds like a fish to me.
User avatar #2829 to #2828 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I'm fishing for your attention
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Then why are you acting like a fish? That's not how fishing works.
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I made a joke.
User avatar #2832 to #2831 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Where?
User avatar #2834 to #2832 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
Play dirty bomb with me.
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
the fishing thing
User avatar #2821 to #2818 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Even if I could afford it, I've seen the size of plane seats. I'd have to spend 12 hours in the fetal position. Not happening. I've limited my travel to places I can drive to.
#2822 to #2821 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Meanwhile I could fit in your carryon.
User avatar #2823 to #2822 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You'd be an amazing illegal immigrant. At least until the luggage x-ray machine at the airport made you sterile and possibly gave you cancer.
User avatar #2824 to #2823 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
One day we should meet.
User avatar #2794 to #2792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
bluhbluh
User avatar #2795 to #2794 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You a fish now?
User avatar #2796 to #2795 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Nop. How are you?
User avatar #2797 to #2796 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Mildly bored. Finally found an animu that interested me a bit and it turns out the damn thing only has a single episode out so far.
User avatar #2799 to #2797 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
A-and if you're bored we could practice kissing
User avatar #2801 to #2799 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
How do you manage to go from normal to raging homosexual in 20 seconds?
#2803 to #2801 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Thats my secret. I'm never normal.

Also you're going to suck this cock good. you're going to SUCK THIS COCK CLEAN

RIGHT NOW
User avatar #2806 to #2803 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
1) Die in a fire.
2) Even if I were gay, we both know who'd be the bottom. Let's face it, you've got as much spine as a cuttlefish.
User avatar #2808 to #2806 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
To represent spinelessness you chose the one cephalopod WITH ACTUAL BONES.
Homosexuality aside I think you would be fun to hang out with.
User avatar #2809 to #2808 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
God damn it, I was wondering between that and a squid, but I decided against the squid, because it opens up to splatoon jokes and gay splatoon art.

And, normally I am, but I've been out of practice this last year. Kind of hoping to remedy it this year.
User avatar #2811 to #2809 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
y-you should come visit me.
User avatar #2810 to #2809 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
You could have compared me to a Nautilus cause I'm reclusive and rarely come out of my shell.
User avatar #2812 to #2810 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Yes, but I was going for an animal with no skeleton whatsoever, be it an endo- or exoskeleton.
User avatar #2813 to #2812 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Octopus are the squishiest.
Even squids have frilled spines.
User avatar #2816 to #2813 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I know something that can roll on your tongue.
User avatar #2819 to #2817 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
I am honestly surprised you've never been stabbed.
#2820 to #2819 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
That's because its awkward to have to bend down to stab someone.
User avatar #2814 to #2813 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
And by spine I mean like spikes, not an actual backbone
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Actually they do have a backbone. The more you know.
User avatar #2798 to #2797 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
What anime?
User avatar #2800 to #2798 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link This thing. Really long-ass name. Basically, imagine a distopian future, where SJWs conquer the world and there's a "terrorist" running around, throwing nudes at people.
User avatar #2802 to #2800 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
what the ****
User avatar #2804 to #2802 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Yup, the female lead literally runs around in a bath rope, throws piles of nudes at people and threatens to flash police officers who go near her, since if they saw her anime tiddies, they'd go to prison. It's so stupid it's actually kind of clever.
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
That sounds like actually the most retarded anime premise I've ever heard. And I've heard of some weird **** .
User avatar #2807 to #2805 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
I know. It's great.
User avatar #2793 to #2792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
:c
#2789 - doomeythekink ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
User avatar #2790 to #2789 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm already doing it. Thanks for the motivation anyway, cunt.
#2771 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
Robots are cute.
#2773 to #2772 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
I never saw those movies.
I saw the matrix for the first time recently. It was **** .
Same with the first Jurassic park.

I think most classic movies like that are probably just nostalgia value garbage.

The Alien moves are still good though.

How are you?
User avatar #2775 to #2773 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
Wait, my bad. I think it was Iraq. Come to think of it, it may be possible that I misclicked and nuked the wrong country.
#2774 to #2773 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
You should probably watch Terminator 2. It's a good movie. The thing about old movies is that some of them have a lot of hype around them, so you go in, expecting a lot more than they have to offer. For example, if you listen to the internet too much, you'll be left with the impression that Monty Python is the ******* Holy Grail of comedy. In reality, it's good, but not THAT good.

And I'm the same as before. Tried a new game called Superpower 2. You pick a country in 2001 and try to lead it to world domination. Managed to fix my countrys' **** economy in less than a decade, banned islam in an attempt to remove kebab, which ironically pissed off Serbia, got nukes, which pissed off everyone on the planet, nuked Iran out of existence in self-defense, which made half the planet declare war on me, didn't get elected the next term and lost. Fun game. People in it are kind of sensitive, though. Fire one little nuke at Israel and suddenly you're a horrible person.
#2776 to #2774 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
You attack isreal and everyone goes crazy? So what you're saying is the game is realistic.

I think I already told you about trying Dirty Bomb. Its free and a lot of fun.
I also got a game called Project Diva. A rhythm game that judges you so harshly it makes you want to kill yourself.

I also am still mooching off my moms insurance despite being 18. So I got a cavity filled. I have another 2 cavities that need filling, but thats for next week.
You think after a billion years of evolution we'd have something more efficient than protruding bone that has to be polished twice daily.
User avatar #2777 to #2776 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
Evolution's random as **** . We don't gradually improve. We sort of just randomly change and the changes that don't outright kill you sometimes get passed on. And on the topic of harsh rhythm games, I present to you: Hell fizzd.itch.io/a-dance-of-fire-and-ice
#2778 to #2777 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
Well my garage door just got stuck and I wasn't strong enough to close it. Good thing my grandma is an ex-bodybuilder.
Out of context I'd be kinda embarrassing to have a 73 year old woman stronger than you.
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
My great grandmother could beat most people I know at arm wrestling and she's turning 88 this year. Old people can be surprisingly tough, although I'm convinced that if she stopped moving or working for more than 8 hours she'd die.
User avatar #2780 to #2779 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
I understand. My grandmas always on the run.
I'm at a personal dilemma. I don't like being weak but I also don't want to look strong or have like thick arms and stuff.
User avatar #2781 to #2780 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
There's two types of exercise:
1) "GONNA GET SWOLE, BRAH!" exercise, which most people today prefer, because it makes your muscles look bigger. Large weights, small number of repetitions, avoid cardio like the plague and you'll look ripped.
2) Exercise that simulates manual labor. Small weight, lots of reps, lots of cardio, so you don't die. You don't look as ripped, but your muscles become stronger.

Alternatively, just go chop some wood or dig a hole or some **** . Physical labor is great exercise.
#2782 to #2781 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
I used to do a lot of physical labor with my old job I had with my dad. Hard to say whether I looked better back then or not.
User avatar #2783 to #2782 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
It's not about looks, it's about strength. Also, if you're looking for lower arm exercise, the game I liked is amazing. I've been playing it since I linked it and my forearm's already starting to hurt.
#2784 to #2783 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
Have you played OSU?
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
No, but I googled it and it looks weeb as **** .
#2786 to #2785 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
You can get more than just weeb music on it. It's far less weeb than project diva which is exclusively vocaloid.
We should play osu together. Although my drawing tablet broke again so I'd have to use a mouse.
User avatar #2787 to #2786 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
I'll pass. My standard for rhythm games is simple. I look up someone playing this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw in the game. If they don't look like they're about to have a seizure, then I'm not interested.
#2788 to #2787 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
OSU is to rythm games as League is to Mobas.

It's the most popular so there's a lot more fan made content, and in the case of osu, fan made content means more songs.
It's really easy and smooth to get into compared to its counterparts but its skill ceiling is still retardedly high. You want a stroke, this game can give you one.
#2765 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
How close is Bulgarian to Russian?

Also you came up in conversation with my mom and she wants to talk to you.
User avatar #2766 to #2765 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
The two are fairly similar, since they have a common ancestor. However, bulgarian evolved a bit more with time. We dropped some of the unnecessary letters and grammar and simplified it a bit, so it isn't such a massive pain in the ass to learn. And even then it's still a thousand times harder than english. Bulgarians and russians can more or less understand eachother, since a lot of the words are similar, but can't really speak the other language, since the grammar's different. Generally, bulgarians have an easier time understanding russians than vice versa.

And why the hell would your mother want to talk to me?
User avatar #2767 to #2766 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
She's interested by slavic things. and her interest was even more peaked with lots of russians in oregon.

Also you know I don't think I even know your name.
User avatar #2768 to #2767 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
Yes, slavic culture truly is a fascinating thing. For starters, I'm not sure how the hell slavs have survived as long as they have, given how most of us are unfamiliar with concepts like "common sense", "self-preservation instincts" or "health and safety regulations".
User avatar #2770 to #2768 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Fireball - Episode 01 You should watch all of these.
User avatar #2769 to #2768 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I noticed this from the internet.
#2761 to #2760 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
I take it you like my banner? It's an anti-stalker measure.
I take it you like my banner? It's an anti-stalker measure.
#2762 to #2761 - sniffythebird (07/03/2015) [-]
If I posted a flashing gif in any board like friendly or backroom I'd get instabanned for muh epilepsy triggers.

And yes. It's very good!
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
Coincidentally, I'm lifetime "I will personally make sure you never step here again" banned from Friendly.
#2764 to #2763 - sniffythebird (07/03/2015) [-]
These kids, man....
#2755 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Whats your favorite color.
User avatar #2757 to #2756 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
neat.
User avatar #2758 to #2757 - thechosentroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #2759 to #2758 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You should get dirty bomb and play it with me.
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