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Bored. Had alcohol and a pile of chopsticks. Decided to make a crossbow. Less bored now. Have less alcohol and a chopstick stuck in my door.comment
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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
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#1481093 - Remember when we used to talk about games?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1481096 - beroty (08/22/2016) [-]
i remember the alamo
#1481091 - Oh, right, wasn't there some weird law over there, where all g…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/22/2016 on Video Games +1
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#1481092 - beroty (08/22/2016) [-]
that also works for steam
and for some reason it taxes way higher on pc than console
like, it's 200 huebucks diablo 3 for pc, but it's 150 huebucks diablo 3 for console that comes with 3 months of ps+
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#1481094 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
Have you considered rioting? Cause rioting seems like a good idea.
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#1481095 - beroty (08/22/2016) [-]
i went to several riots
good thing the riots worked and now Dilma isn't the president anymore
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#1481097 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
Ooooooooh, I think I remember her. There was something on the news a while back about how she's of bulgarian descent. My condolences. If she really had bulgarian blood in her, she probably stole everything that wasn't nailed down.
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#1481105 - beroty (08/22/2016) [-]
she was involved into several scandals and her political party (PT) kept fucking this shithole for 12 years
at least before her there was Lula wich was also a member of PT, even thought everybody knew he stole a bunch of shit and was a corrupt faggot at least he was a cool nigga and made a bunch of programs to help the poor peoples, like the zero hunger and family allowance
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#1481106 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
If it's any consolation, those 12 years are how things always work around here. Shit, one of our parties wants to sell a part of the country to Turkey, for fucks' sake. The part with all the ports and beaches and shit.
#1481130 - anon (08/22/2016) [-]
Do those people even stop to think about what the fuck they are doing?
#1481077 - I don't wanna sound like a neckbeard, but could someone remind…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/22/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1481121 - desacabose (08/22/2016) [-]
Cause I wanna
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#1481081 - beroty (08/22/2016) [-]
i use mine as a power hider and exclusive machine
plus it's cheaper to buy games for the ps4 than buying games to the pc since hueland is a bizarre place
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#1481091 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
Oh, right, wasn't there some weird law over there, where all games are taxed as if they were gambling or some shit? Also, I thought that only worked with physical copies, not Steam.
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#1481092 - beroty (08/22/2016) [-]
that also works for steam
and for some reason it taxes way higher on pc than console
like, it's 200 huebucks diablo 3 for pc, but it's 150 huebucks diablo 3 for console that comes with 3 months of ps+
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#1481094 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
Have you considered rioting? Cause rioting seems like a good idea.
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#1481095 - beroty (08/22/2016) [-]
i went to several riots
good thing the riots worked and now Dilma isn't the president anymore
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#1481097 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
Ooooooooh, I think I remember her. There was something on the news a while back about how she's of bulgarian descent. My condolences. If she really had bulgarian blood in her, she probably stole everything that wasn't nailed down.
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#1481105 - beroty (08/22/2016) [-]
she was involved into several scandals and her political party (PT) kept fucking this shithole for 12 years
at least before her there was Lula wich was also a member of PT, even thought everybody knew he stole a bunch of shit and was a corrupt faggot at least he was a cool nigga and made a bunch of programs to help the poor peoples, like the zero hunger and family allowance
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#1481106 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
If it's any consolation, those 12 years are how things always work around here. Shit, one of our parties wants to sell a part of the country to Turkey, for fucks' sake. The part with all the ports and beaches and shit.
#1481130 - anon (08/22/2016) [-]
Do those people even stop to think about what the fuck they are doing?
#21 - You may possibly be the most niche explain account I've ever s…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/22/2016 on Facts are now racist +10
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#79 - congthea (08/23/2016) [-]
>>#18, i hadn't seen that one until a week ago, so it's probably relatively new. as to why it exists, some autist wants to get in on the band wagon of theme accounts?
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#91 - garnetexplains (08/23/2016) [-]
Nigga just look at when I made this account, it was a while ago
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#92 - congthea (08/23/2016) [-]
how the fuck do i do that when you have it on private?
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#93 - garnetexplains (08/23/2016) [-]
Sorry about that, had no idea it was private. Shouldn't be now, though.
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#94 - congthea (08/23/2016) [-]
well, considering the fact you're about a year late to the explain theme craze, yeah you're pretty new compared to them.
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#96 - garnetexplains (08/23/2016) [-]
I'm a reverse hipster. I did it after it was cool.
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#51 - garnetexplains (08/23/2016) [-]
Meh, nobody asks me questions anyways.
and also SUexplain is not as catchy
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#65 - scorcho (08/23/2016) [-]
what atoms is garnet made of?
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#67 - garnetexplains (08/23/2016) [-]
Garnets are composed of X3Y2(SIO4)3 (garnet being more of a category than a specific gem), but ruby and sapphire are both types of corundum, being AL2O3CR.
And that's a rock fact.
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#27 - haroldsaxon (08/22/2016) [-]
To explain garnet
#1481071 - No, seriously, what the **** am I looking at? Is it a necklace…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1481114 - gibusernamepls (08/22/2016) [-]
It's a choker
I don't get it either though, probably because i don't watch Northernlion
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#1481113 - awesomanium (08/22/2016) [-]
I think it's a choker
like a necklace that skets wear
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#1481117 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
>>#1481114, Yes, but what the fuck does it have to do with him?

And I watch his shit and still don't get it.
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#1481124 - awesomanium (08/22/2016) [-]
idk
I have no idea who he is
#1481069 - I don't get it.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1481127 - thematthew (08/22/2016) [-]
nl chokes on isaac runs
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#1481228 - thechosentroll (08/23/2016) [-]
Seriously? THAT's the joke? Now I even regret asking. Fuck, that was weak.
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#1481230 - thematthew (08/23/2016) [-]
it wasn't that bad was it?
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#1481231 - thechosentroll (08/23/2016) [-]
It was worse than him playing Rimworld.
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#1481232 - thematthew (08/23/2016) [-]
or rogue legacy
#25 - I mean, technically you based your fandom on a ******* childre…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on Harry Potter -2
#32 - comicfun (08/22/2016) [-]
(Psst, this is you. And you have my pity.
#55 - Though, to be fair, the panic was only on the first couple of … 08/22/2016 on Eichensouls 0
#53 - I played with a sword and pyromancy. DODGING WAS ALL I COULD DO! 08/22/2016 on Eichensouls 0
#9 - From what I've seen, it seems to be sort of bro-y racism. You …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on One of the few non shitty ones 0
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#15 - fresighto (08/23/2016) [-]
Pretty much
Case in point, was hanging out at the vape shop
there's a bunch of vets that come in, so it's good to talk
There is a standing rule, that whenever someone asks about cotton for thier RDA, they get referred to one guy.

The only back dude in the shop.
Because "he just knows so much more about it than any of us ever could"

In return he asks for advice about how to invade countries and how to get pulled over without dying


But yea, Noone really honestly gives a shit here. It's not about being black and white, it's about being a bro. And we know that. He gets as much shit about being black as one guy gets for being Chair Force, or the jokes about me being a dumbass Leather neck.