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#66 - OK. This **** is the textbook definition of a strawman,… 1 hour ago on :( -2
#103 - Except knights rarely used swords. Since knights usually fough… 1 hour ago on Knight vs Samurai 0
#107 - Almost forgot. READ, ***** ! Read. 1 hour ago on Grimdark Humor +2
#105 - Space marines are genetically engineered to be ******** …  [+] (9 new replies) 1 hour ago on Grimdark Humor +3
User avatar #111 - nITE (1 hour ago) [-]
That sounds fucking rad, so Orks are psychic, and can change reality. And it's considered wise to break groups of Orks up cause they can god knows what, right?
#114 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah, pretty much. Orks are notoriously hard to deal with, because they reproduce through spores. They release these spores their whole lives, but when an ork is shot or stabbed, they release a fuckton. So, in a sense, they have to get killed to reproduce. Battle is how they survive as a species. If you manage to defeat the orks (which is hard, because you can cut an orks' head off, toss it around for a bit, play some football, reattach it and they'll be as good as new), you have to pretty much burn everything, so the spores are destroyed. Otherwise, the spores grow into an underground colony, which eventually starts spewing out orks in a couple of years and you just have the same problem again.

As for the psychic stuff, it's kind of hilarious how they travel through space. Other species use gates, which connect two points in reality or try to plow through the horrific Warp (the place between dimensions) to get to far away places. Warp travel explained in the image. The orks just get on top of a large rock or remains of an old destroyed ship and start chanting "ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! WE DUN KNO WERE WE'Z GOIN' BUT WE GON' FAIT WEN WE GET DERE!" until their collective psychic field rips the fabric of reality a new asshole, which swallows them up, throws them through the Warp and then shits them out at a random spot in the universe. They fucking love traveling, since they get to fight demons and shit while in the Warp. Seriously, read the thing I linked above. It's long, but it's entertaining as fuck.
User avatar #115 - nITE (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh so they are hard to kill, but dumb as shit with psychic powers. That's a funny bad ass set up
User avatar #116 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah, the ancient race that made them never finished them. They were supposed to be smart as fuck and obedient, but they didn't have time to add that stuff, so the orks ended up being an uncontrollable force of destruction that has no other purpose in life than to fight everything.
User avatar #117 - nITE (1 hour ago) [-]
I like this
User avatar #118 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
Seriously, read. 1d4chan has the best shit when it comes to 40k. For example, here are the side effects of worshiping Nurgle - the god of disease. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Nurgle#Side_Effects
#129 - wutangswords (27 minutes ago) [-]
Plague for the plague God!
User avatar #119 - nITE (1 hour ago) [-]
Holy-shit-who-died gas XD
User avatar #108 - afaik (1 hour ago) [-]
That is an excelent explanation of how orks work. Truly made me kek.
#96 - Short explanation: Long explanation: It takes a… 2 hours ago on Grimdark Humor +2
#1168670 - Eh, just wait for it to dry and scrape it off. Won't get rid o…  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1168671 - Rei (1 hour ago) [-]
The water damage has rotted the door frame away and destroyed the carpet so it needs replaceing
User avatar #1168672 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
Shit, son. You ever consider becoming a porn star?
User avatar #1168673 - Rei (1 hour ago) [-]
nah, the damage is from a bunch of drug dealer sluts who lived in the unit before me. The also left behind an infestation of German Cockroaches
User avatar #1168674 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
How are they different from regular ones? When you turn on the lights in the bathroom, they shout in german, while scurrying?
"AAAAH, SCHEISE! MEINE AUGEN! LAUFEN!"

I imagine gassing them with Raid would be rather ironic.
User avatar #1168676 - badsamaritan (19 minutes ago) [-]
No German Cockroaches are the monster ones, we have them everywhere in Tejas
#208 - The **** do you want? 2 hours ago on C.O.D 0
#98 - samurai win* God damn it, brain.  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on Knight vs Samurai 0
#102 - verycoolcat (1 hour ago) [-]
The samurai sword could be used like a rapier which was effective at defeating heavy armor by being thrust in between the plates of armor.

Hence why I said, if the samurai knows his opponent, he'd win.
#104 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
Katana were shit at stabbing, though. Rapiers had long, thin, finely pointed blades. Katanas don't. This shit is neither thin, nor finely pointed. And late medieval plate armor (17th century or so) had no gaps in it. You couldn't stab the guy inside unless you stabbed him through the visor, which is hard as fuck to do unless you've got 5 people holding him down.
#109 - verycoolcat (1 hour ago) [-]
There are numerous places to stab between plate armor. A katana is not 'thin' like a rapier but is thin enough to slip between the plates on mail armor.

The neck, the arms, the lower torso.
#113 - thechosentroll (38 minutes ago) [-]
I'll repeat myself. Late medieval plate armor HAD NO GAPS in it. Early medieval had tons. Late medieval, not so much.
#97 - How exactly would the knight win 1v1? His weapons wouldn't be …  [+] (7 new replies) 2 hours ago on Knight vs Samurai 0
#100 - verycoolcat (1 hour ago) [-]
If the Knight were in full plate with shield, the samurai could damage his primary sword in an attack and be at a disadvantage, plus being whacked by a knight sword would hurt like a motherfucker even in armor.

Samurai armor actually defended against japanese swords so they had to hit certain points of a really powerful thrust to penetrate it, now full plate would be pretty darn hard to beat.

If the samuraii knows the knights armor... then the samurai will win but if he went in headstrong... he'd damage his weapon and probably lose.
User avatar #103 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
Except knights rarely used swords. Since knights usually fought against other knights in armor, they'd usually wield warhammers or maces - something that could go through japanese armor like butter. The only way to go through plate armor is to stab through it with a specially designed anti-armor weapon like a crows' beak or a warhammer or to bash it in with a mace. Both of these are things samurai lacked. Well, technically they had these wooden clubs with spikes on them, but those were never actually used in combat.
User avatar #98 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
samurai win*

God damn it, brain.
#102 - verycoolcat (1 hour ago) [-]
The samurai sword could be used like a rapier which was effective at defeating heavy armor by being thrust in between the plates of armor.

Hence why I said, if the samurai knows his opponent, he'd win.
#104 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
Katana were shit at stabbing, though. Rapiers had long, thin, finely pointed blades. Katanas don't. This shit is neither thin, nor finely pointed. And late medieval plate armor (17th century or so) had no gaps in it. You couldn't stab the guy inside unless you stabbed him through the visor, which is hard as fuck to do unless you've got 5 people holding him down.
#109 - verycoolcat (1 hour ago) [-]
There are numerous places to stab between plate armor. A katana is not 'thin' like a rapier but is thin enough to slip between the plates on mail armor.

The neck, the arms, the lower torso.
#113 - thechosentroll (38 minutes ago) [-]
I'll repeat myself. Late medieval plate armor HAD NO GAPS in it. Early medieval had tons. Late medieval, not so much.
#88 - Yeah, I feel like the sisters of battle are sort of the butt o…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Grimdark Humor +2
#97 - woodoo (2 hours ago) [-]
I believe that was retconned actually. But the sisters of battle have the least representation of the canon armies, quickly followed by the imperials (seriously, cadian and catachans? with krieg and elysians if you go to forgeworld? there are as many imperial guard armies as there are planets, and only 4 canon armies? as opposed to the 19 canon space marine ones?) .

Ah well, at least the sisters aren't as badly bullied as the jokaero, those fuckers fought int he war in heaven for gods sake, and now they serve as pets of the inquisition? fuck that nonsense. At least let them go the way of the squats and die in peace.

Oh, and while the sisters seem to be getting shafted all the time, at least GW don't tease them like they teased the Hrud. For years Hrud were hinted at being the next big thing, but nope, instead they released the necrons, a minor background character to the picture that introduced the Hrud, as a major faction in the universe. Then years later, more speculations, but they went with tau+kroot instead. There is no love for my mutated space-rats in 40k, and the world is a worse place for it.

But seriously though, if plastic sisters were released, I'd jump that so hard, chances are I'd shatter my pelvis. As it is right now, I'm thinking about converting something just to have a SoB strike-force.
#107 - 2000 health left 2 hours ago on A few Lol Comics 0
#106 - No, no, no. You don't seem to understand. Garen and Darius sim…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on A few Lol Comics 0
User avatar #107 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
2000 health left
#93 - I'd just like to add that the clubs were more of a ceremonial … 2 hours ago on Knight vs Samurai 0
#92 - Both were trained pretty much since birth to be warriors and k…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Knight vs Samurai +3
#115 - truemecid (22 minutes ago) [-]
I agree with you that the knight would win. I just wanted to point out that the japanese basically has always been in some sort bloody civil war until 1868, when they finally united and became an Empire. So the arms race would also have been a real thing in Japan. So I do not think that this specific argument is relevant.

Everything else I pretty much agree with.
#18 - You clearly don't read comics if you think that. **** , … 2 hours ago on Harley scolds Dr Fate 0
#79 - They get, like, 20 new organs shoved in their ribcage. I'm not…  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on Grimdark Humor +4
User avatar #89 - wutangswords (2 hours ago) [-]
"Even the fire is on fire" FUKKEN kekd
#86 - woodoo (2 hours ago) [-]
There's more to it than that, the emperor specifically sabotaged the process of making a space marine so only men could, because he didn't want them to be able to breed among space marines, as that would increase the chance of space marines breaking off from humanity and doing their own thing. Likewise, space marines were meant to be the shock troops during his crusade, to die off afterwards, as his idea of the universe would have no need for them. Killing them all off would be harder if they had a bunch of kids.

It also helps that of the people picked up to become space marines, less than 1% survive the process to becoming a scout, and less than 1% of those actually survive having the black carapace inserted into them.

In case you didn't know, the black carapace is an armor worn under the skin that connects them to their outer ceramite suit.

Sisters of battle are just women who believe in the emperor hard enough to make magic happen, armed with the best power armor available to any human who doesn't have a black carapace installed, and the most enjoyable weapons to field en mass in the history of the Imperium (multimeltas). They also only have metal models(bad), and finecast models(even worse), and as such are the least viable army choice in 40k, which is a shame, because they are by far the most enjoyable concept for any human army.
#88 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I feel like the sisters of battle are sort of the butt of every joke in 40k. At least the official stuff Games workshop says. I mean, shit, amongst the many ridiculously Mary Sue exploits of the Grey Knights, they at one point have to deal with a demon infection. When they get there, they find some sisters of battle, who had been holding the front for ages and had warded off the corrupting force of chaos with nothing but their sheer devotion to Empy. Do you know what the knights did? Killed them and used their blood to paint wards on their armor, so the big scary demons, which a bunch of sisters held at bay for ages, wouldn't be able to get them. Was that really necessary, GW? Like, REALLY? The fuckers who are all literally so psychic they glow in the dark, had to do THAT in order to kill some demons, which a bunch of regular humans had managed to deal with until that point? Who writes this crap?
#97 - woodoo (2 hours ago) [-]
I believe that was retconned actually. But the sisters of battle have the least representation of the canon armies, quickly followed by the imperials (seriously, cadian and catachans? with krieg and elysians if you go to forgeworld? there are as many imperial guard armies as there are planets, and only 4 canon armies? as opposed to the 19 canon space marine ones?) .

Ah well, at least the sisters aren't as badly bullied as the jokaero, those fuckers fought int he war in heaven for gods sake, and now they serve as pets of the inquisition? fuck that nonsense. At least let them go the way of the squats and die in peace.

Oh, and while the sisters seem to be getting shafted all the time, at least GW don't tease them like they teased the Hrud. For years Hrud were hinted at being the next big thing, but nope, instead they released the necrons, a minor background character to the picture that introduced the Hrud, as a major faction in the universe. Then years later, more speculations, but they went with tau+kroot instead. There is no love for my mutated space-rats in 40k, and the world is a worse place for it.

But seriously though, if plastic sisters were released, I'd jump that so hard, chances are I'd shatter my pelvis. As it is right now, I'm thinking about converting something just to have a SoB strike-force.
#64 - **** on. 3 hours ago on Marrying a hollow be like +4
#17 - **** RELOADING! 3 hours ago on 21st Centurion +2
#18 - What kind of ******* childhood did you have? I didn't h… 3 hours ago on Childhood: Then & Now +3
#100 - Not much of a fan of the roman lesbian or the shadow MILF. 3 hours ago on A few Lol Comics 0
#5 - Meanwhile, mine wedges herself between you and the wall or bac… 3 hours ago on Snuggle Time! +3
#40 - Isn't the warp filled with unimaginable horrors and demons mad…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Revolutionary rocket engine 0
#42 - luciuseternal (3 hours ago) [-]
'cause that's where the cool guys are
#10 - "A brick wall that can feel pain and cries a lot." g… 3 hours ago on When life gives you great... +1
#98 - Guess again, ************ .  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on A few Lol Comics 0
#99 - shaddyz (3 hours ago) [-]
>posting Smite
>not posting bellona or Nox
#100 - thechosentroll (3 hours ago) [-]
Not much of a fan of the roman lesbian or the shadow MILF.
#96 - Really? Which game do you think I play?  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on A few Lol Comics 0
User avatar #97 - shaddyz (3 hours ago) [-]
both
#98 - thechosentroll (3 hours ago) [-]
Guess again, motherfucker.
#99 - shaddyz (3 hours ago) [-]
>posting Smite
>not posting bellona or Nox
#100 - thechosentroll (3 hours ago) [-]
Not much of a fan of the roman lesbian or the shadow MILF.

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User avatar #3032 - venomousvalentine (14 hours ago) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #3033 to #3032 - thechosentroll (14 hours ago) [-]
Sup? Reading Vagabond right now. In the middle of some good **** . Replying could be slow.
User avatar #3034 to #3033 - venomousvalentine (14 hours ago) [-]
Ah I see. Do you have a DS by chance?
User avatar #3035 to #3034 - thechosentroll (14 hours ago) [-]
Nope. Not even sure where I could get one without spending a small fortune to deliver it.
User avatar #3036 to #3035 - venomousvalentine (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh I see.
User avatar #3021 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #3024 to #3023 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
Good. Better than usual, at least. Currently making pizza. Also recently started playing Planetside 2. Less than 24 hours and I've already managed to piss off half the playerbase. Turns out I almost instinctively picked the one class and weapon combination that all the metafags hate. So far I've been called a fag in 4 different languages. It's great.

You?
User avatar #3025 to #3024 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
thats funny as **** .
I've just been playing GTA all week.
User avatar #3026 to #3025 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
How's the hooker killing business?
User avatar #3027 to #3026 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
I actually don't play this game like a maniac. I only really kill when I have to for a mission because the cops in gta5 are a ******* nightmare.

when im not doing missions I just drive recklessly as **** until I die.
User avatar #3028 to #3027 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
I should play that sometimes just to see if the cops are really that tough. I mean, I've played Oblivion, where the guards are literally telepathic medieval robocops, so I doubt GTA V cops are all that bad.
User avatar #3029 to #3028 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
The cops arent as bad as people say, it's just super annoying because like...

you know how in the last gta you could park in an alley and be fine?
Well in this one they can ******* smell you. You literally have to drive constantly pulling off the sickest jukes, and their shooting accuracy is ******* outrageous.
User avatar #3030 to #3029 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
Wow, almost as if they were trained professionals or something.
User avatar #3031 to #3030 - venomousvalentine (07/27/2015) [-]
Its just compared to the other games, they're not a complete joke.
User avatar #3010 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
god damn, I think I just got epilepsy...
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's working. The point of the banner is to make anyone who comes to my profile comment about the banner, so I know they've been here. Great anti-stalker measure.
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
that's precisely what I was doing, bravo.
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Do I care why?
User avatar #3014 to #3013 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
No particular reason, was just taking a look. haven't been on in quite a long time and wanted to check out one of my favorite funnyjunkies.
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
I feel like I should be flattered, but the only thing going through my head is "Wow, you have REALLY low standards.".
User avatar #3016 to #3015 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
Aw, kinda sad...

I would continue chatting, but planetside 2 just finished installing.
User avatar #3017 to #3016 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Have they finally optimized that thing a bit?
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
no idea, but my old computer was able to run it, see how well this new one does.
User avatar #3019 to #3018 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Maybe I should finally download it and give it a shot.
User avatar #3020 to #3019 - dtox (07/25/2015) [-]
I've just been seeing it on fj lately and decided to load it up again, been looking for something new to play anyways.
User avatar #2996 to #2995 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Greetings, mortal.
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
hows it going?
User avatar #2998 to #2997 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Pretty good. I was reading a manga called Vagabond until a second ago. It's some good **** . About legendary historic samurai slashing eachother up. In other news, today I spent 5 hours learning how to make a burrito. Kind of messed it up, but I'll probably get it right tomorrow. Or technically today, I guess, since it's 4AM. Man, good thing I could type with my eyes closed and one arm tired behind my back, because I can hardly see **** right now.

How are you doing? Any luck with the vet assistant thing?
User avatar #2999 to #2998 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
I've heard of it.

Appointment rescheduled agaiiiinnn..
User avatar #3000 to #2999 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Better late than never. Maybe something unexpected popped up. A veterinary clinic is still a clinic. Emergencies are emergencies, no matter what species the patient is. Either that or someone just didn't feel like dealing with applicants today. Happens sometimes.
User avatar #3002 to #3001 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
OK, now you've got me wondering. Why'd you decide to apply for that of all things? You don't really seem like the type of person who's good at dealing with stress and animal bites.
User avatar #3003 to #3002 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
a close friend of the family is moving to japan. I'd be replacing him.
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah, son of a dick. I wanted to fit an "a cat is fine too" joke in my reply about the guy and working with cats and **** , but my brain is not cooperating. Useless pile of neurons. I should start making it pay rent.
User avatar #3006 to #3005 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
It is currently 4:20.
User avatar #3007 to #3006 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
smoke weed everyday.
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
No, damn it. You're supposed to say "nice". Haven't you seen the video? www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0SpRZ295Xg
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - venomousvalentine (07/25/2015) [-]
I seen it b0ss.
User avatar #2977 to #2976 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Sup? Just to say it in advance, sorry if I'm a bit crass or call you a fag. I am currently being investigated by the FJ wrong opinion police. Officer ******* and Lieutenant ******* are being a bit annoying today, so I'm not in the most cheerful of moods.

So, how's it going?
User avatar #2979 to #2978 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
No one specific. Just my nicknames for the random people who like calling me a fag and thumbing me down. The summer is in full swing and the site is ripe with butthurt. It's odd, normally I love that stuff, but this year, I'm not really enjoying it much. Maybe because this time I'm so outnumbered. Usually, the summer ********** are caused by something like a TV show, like MLP or Legend of Korra, where the idiotic fans and the idiotic haters are pretty evenly matched. This year, however, it seems the ********* is going to be angry neckbeards and 12-yearolds, who hate women and everything about them vs. sane people. The sane people are horribly outnumbered. I try to piss off the neckbeards and they just swarm on me like the worlds' most opinionated bees. I can't do **** . It's a ******* massacre out there. ****** so bad, it may be violating some parts of the Geneva convention

Ok, maybe I AM slightly enjoying this. I've gotten unused to being hated. I should fix that.
User avatar #2980 to #2979 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
The worlds most opinionated bees. Quote of the year.
Hey wanna see how clean my room is?
User avatar #2981 to #2980 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Not really, but I assume you'll show me anyway.
User avatar #2983 to #2982 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
I don't want to alarm you, but there appears to be a large rat on your bed.

**** , I feel oddly clean now. You should probably just gather all that crap into a big ball and toss it in the washing machine.
User avatar #2984 to #2983 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
probs. Im a lazy person.
User avatar #2985 to #2984 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Who isn't? But sometimes we have to clean out of necessity. I finally did the dishes today, after putting it off for almost a month. They we ******* moldy. **** was so disgusting it makes me want to do the dishes every day just to avoid it.
#2986 to #2985 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
On a separate note I have a job interview today.
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
My usual advice applies. Try not to get stabbed.
#2988 to #2987 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
Vet assistant. Should be interesting.
User avatar #2989 to #2988 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
At a vets' clinic? Working with cats and dogs and **** ? Oh boy. I hope you have a good tolerance for pain. Or gloves for handling cats. Those things go berserk around me.
User avatar #2990 to #2989 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
I should be ok.
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - thechosentroll (07/22/2015) [-]
Be wary around cats. They are evil.
User avatar #2992 to #2991 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
I have three.
User avatar #2994 to #2993 - venomousvalentine (07/22/2015) [-]
The interview is tomorrow actually.
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - venomousvalentine (07/21/2015) [-]
:C
how are you?
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - thechosentroll (07/21/2015) [-]
Half-dead, half-asleep, feeling completely like **** . So, all in all, the usual. Currently reasing a mango. It's good.
User avatar #2973 to #2972 - venomousvalentine (07/21/2015) [-]
awh sorry.
User avatar #2974 to #2973 - thechosentroll (07/21/2015) [-]
Nah, nah. Nothing to be sorry about. Like I said, that's my natural state.
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - venomousvalentine (07/21/2015) [-]
Still sad :c
#2966 - venomousvalentine (07/19/2015) [-]
I think I'm going to get a job soon and save up to travel.
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - thechosentroll (07/19/2015) [-]
Yes, being a productive member of society is nice sometimes.
#2955 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
I took one of those new fangled cell phone selfies kids these days talk about.
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
That seems like someone people say on facebook or twitter, not on other peoples' profiles.
User avatar #2957 to #2956 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
Hi. I got home from the car dealership.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
You bought a car?
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
My mom was going to buy one but her credit is garbage.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
You really shouldn't be buying a car on a loan anyway.
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - venomousvalentine (07/18/2015) [-]
My mom isn't good with money.
User avatar #2962 to #2961 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
A lot of people aren't. I recently met an old classmate and we talked about how things are going, which reminded me of something. In the 12th grade, we had this class that was basically dedicated to teaching us some life skills like managing our money, paying taxes and knowing how to avoid being arrested for some dumb **** . Our teacher was absurdly bad with money. According to her calculations, it'd take us over 1000$ a month to barely survive as university students. According to my calculations, I didn't manage to spend 1000$ in my 6 months at university.
#2857 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
I've been lonely and depressed.
User avatar #2929 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I just thunk. What kind of ungodly abomination of nature leaves the same bite marks as ******* vampire teeth? Those things are the size of a dogs' canines and, let me tell you, those leave some big marks. What kind of bugs live in japan that make people confuse ******* puncture wounds for insect bites?
User avatar #2949 to #2929 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
And I don't watch anime movies, except Gintama's cus it's bitching.
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm talking about regular movies. You know, the ones with the 3D people in them. And how the hell does someone who reads mangoes, which requres a lot more effort than watching animu, have such a hard time watching anime?
User avatar #2951 to #2950 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't have a problem with regular movies, I like regular movies, as long as they're action, comedies, black comedies, black action, or black action comedies.

Manga requires a lot less effort.
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
**** it, I'm not even gonna question that.
User avatar #2930 to #2929 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And what kind of douchebag wears sunglasses at ******* NIGHT? Vampire or not, that's douchy.
User avatar #2931 to #2930 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Man, those are some weak-ass vampires. No super strength or speed or anything. Pretty sure if this didn't take place in the one country where no one owns a gun, they'd be ****** .
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Come to think of it, it's also the one country where the authorities are so useless 30 deaths in a month doesn't even get investigated.
User avatar #2933 to #2932 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
AND very irresponsible parents. Who the **** lets their kids run around in the woods in the middle of the ******* night?
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
and where people are too polite to question why someone is walking around in 1600s fashion.
User avatar #2935 to #2934 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Note to self: When I eventually snap and decide to start killing people, I should move to Japan.
User avatar #2936 to #2935 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
For ****** sake, stop discussing philosophy and SHANK THE ****** !
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OR SHANK THE BITCH! OR THE OLD GUY! SHANK ANYONE!
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
God damn it, this is turning into Evangelion. SHANK SOMEONE, YOU SHANKING SHANKLESS SHANK!
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Oh, hey, Snape's back. SHANK HIM!
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OK, were the panty shots of the dead, soon to be re-dead wife really necess- OH, hey. Someone finally got shanked. YAY!
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
"Boo hoo, it's so sad being a vampire. Why don't people love me? *chomps on a neck*"

This type of **** is why there's only two kinds of vampires I like - Hellsing vampires and True Blood vampires. Enough with the sparkling and the drama. You're immortal creatures of the night. ACT LIKE IT! At least until someone comes around and shanks you. Which I hope is soon.
#2942 to #2941 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OK, the guy who lifted Isaak Newtons' style shall from now on be referred to as Count Cuckington the 3rd. God, that cracked me up.

Also, I just noticed something - they've started repeating the names of the episodes, so I went back and checked what episode 11 was called, to see what 22 will be. "Slaughter" means it'll probably be a fun episode.
User avatar #2953 to #2942 - venomousvalentine (07/16/2015) [-]
******* Count Cuckington the 3rd.
#2944 to #2943 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
OK, gonna be honest. My boner's gone. That was a very disappointing ending. It wasn't just anti-climactic, it was straight-up bad. You don't spend 18 episodes showing people how horrible vampires are and how they're ruthless ungodly killing machines and then try to paint them as the victims in the last 4. That's like a documentary about the holocaust, where the last half hour is Hitler playing with his dog. It's very disappointing for those of us who spent all that time getting hyped about the part where the vampires get a stake shoved so far up their ass they can use the pointy end to clean their teeth. Especially the parts where they try to show people as the bad guys. Like I said, I've read Crossed, that **** does nothing for me now. Sure, Pinkie getting decked by a ******* tractor is nice, but overall, it was about as satisfying as a soggy sandwich. The worst part is that I feel like I was supposed to feel something in the end there, but I didn't. Which is bad, because I rarely admit it, but I'm a sucker for tragedy. It always gets to me. I cried like a little bitch at the end of Dances With Wolves, but this? I genuinely feel nothing. "Oh, look at me! I'm an abomination of nature with a kill count that'd give Jack the Ripper an inferiority complex, but I look like a little girl, so I get a free pass.". I ain't having none of that. To Hell with all ye dirty heathens.

6/10 at most. Yeorgh, don't watch this **** . You won't like it.
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
Wasn't going to.
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
Good. Ugh, that left a bad taste in my mouth. I need a pallet cleanser. Something brainless and exciting. Is Redline good? Besides being eye porn.
User avatar #2947 to #2946 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
No idea, havent seen it, 2 hours straight of anime is too much for me.
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - thechosentroll (07/16/2015) [-]
That's the length of a movie. It's not much. I just plowed through 5 and it's currently 4:20 in the morning nice
User avatar #2908 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Can I just skip to episode 6? I think I got the gist of it - small village in the middle of ******** nowhere, creepy castle, now complete with vampires, people die, someone should REALLY look up the Hellsing organization in the phonebook, House and Anderson try to get to the bottom of things and I expect they start shoving garlic up peoples' asses soon.
User avatar #2909 to #2908 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Don't do it.
Watch it allll.
User avatar #2911 to #2910 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Pls. its my favorite.
User avatar #2912 to #2911 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
OH, COME ON! Pinkie comes back? Why do the characters I dislike refuse to die and stay dead? I hope she takes a bucket of holy water to the face.
User avatar #2913 to #2912 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
I want to soothe your butthurt but I don't want to spoil anything.
User avatar #2914 to #2913 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Does Michael Jackson at least bite the dust? The tall, skinny guy with the feminine lips and the big mouth that keeps flapping.
User avatar #2915 to #2914 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The one that looks like a goddamn snake? The one you're literally supposed to hate?
I think his name is Masao.
Yes. Twice.
So does Pinkie.
#2916 to #2915 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Then I've just found my much-needed motivation to keep watching this. I mean, honestly, I get that this show is supposed to be creepy and, honestly, it's doing a decent job, but my desire to see one of these ******* get stabbed is overpowering any type of fear I had. It's like that point in a survival game when you go from "Oh god, please don't kill me!" to "You want some of this? COME GET SOME!".
#2917 to #2916 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
You're gonna be satisfied as **** with how they die too.
User avatar #2918 to #2917 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Yeorgh or whoever it was that recommended Shiki to me ages ago was right - I'm going to enjoy this.
User avatar #2920 to #2918 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
I think it was that vocaloid guy because i haven't seen it.
User avatar #2921 to #2920 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
"That vocaloid guy" doesn't ring any bells.
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Hatsune.
User avatar #2923 to #2922 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
you watch it too.
#2924 to #2923 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm more of a reader.
I'm more of a reader.
User avatar #2925 to #2924 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
read the manga. I haven't but I'm sure its just as good.
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
It was originally a novel though so the manga is an adaptation as well, adaptations sucks 90% of the time.
User avatar #2927 to #2926 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
I disagree. Read the novel then **** .
User avatar #2928 to #2927 - yeorgh ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm not that much of a reader.
User avatar #2919 to #2918 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
There's a reason it's my favorite.
User avatar #2879 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'll take that as a "yes, they do".
User avatar #2880 to #2879 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Just watch it.
User avatar #2881 to #2880 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Fiiiiiiiiine.
User avatar #2883 to #2881 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Hows the show going.
User avatar #2884 to #2883 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm currently on the "decide if I want to stream or download it" stage of watching it. I think I'll go with streaming.
User avatar #2889 to #2886 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And I prefer subs, since I can just mute it and read instead of being weirded out by the strange sounds or the weird disparity between the lips and words.
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
one sec I'll link
User avatar #2887 to #2885 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Nah, I already found it on kissanime.
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Watch the dub.
User avatar #2891 to #2890 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The doctors voice in the dub is awesome.
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
For a second there, I wasn't sure if I'm watching Shiki or a new series of Yu-Gi-Oh. What is with these peoples' hair?
User avatar #2893 to #2892 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
It's like the whole anime is a deathbulge comic.
User avatar #2900 to #2893 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Dear mother of hair spray! You weren't kidding.
User avatar #2902 to #2901 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Suwhat? I suck at remembering regular names, let alone japanese ones, so I don't even bother. I work with nicknames or descriptions. Who's that? Also, if I were that doctor I'd be more worried about peoples' irises disappearing.
User avatar #2903 to #2902 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Little girl with black eyes.
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I was more thinking of her parents.
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. I want your constant feedback as you watch this stuff even if im offline. I want to know what you think during an episode and what characters and interactions you like and dislike.
User avatar #2906 to #2905 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I'm on episode 4 and my impressions so far are mostly "Good god, will you guys PLEASE hurry up?"

The doc and the priest have the potential to make this into House MD crossed with Supernatural, with a bit of X Files thrown in there. It has a lot of potential, it just refuses to ******* USE IT ALREADY! I hate shows with slow starts.
User avatar #2907 to #2906 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The doc and the priest have the potential to make this into House MD crossed with Supernatural, with a bit of X Files thrown in there.

Literally the entire ******* show after like... episode 6?
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
******* hell. I hope someone gets stabbed soon or whatever it is that's supposed to make it creepy.
User avatar #2895 to #2894 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
This thing stays slow for a while but goes from 0 to 100 really ******* fast.
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
It's not like Another, where 9 of the 10 episodes are the boringest **** ever and then the last one gets good, is it?
User avatar #2897 to #2896 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The story keeps you enthralled for the most of it, but then like the last two episodes happen.
User avatar #2898 to #2897 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Wonderful. Just ******* wonderful. Oh well, at least I'm glad Pinkie got killed off quickly. Also, this may possibly be the first time I've seen an adult male character with a really pointy triangular chin. Usually they use that for women and kids.
User avatar #2899 to #2898 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
I ******* haaaaateee megumi.
And she's not even the most annoying character.

Second most. but not the most.
#2858 to #2857 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And why are you coming to me? So you can just be depressed? Cause I suck at cheering people up.
#2859 to #2858 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
It's enough.

SO what are you up to?
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Not much. Still kind of recovering from minor food poisoning, decided to redownload Blood Bowl and generally wasting time until my paperwork's done. I'm not used to this lack of **** to do. When you're so used to being constantly rushed and up to your nipples in work, breaks feel weird.
#2861 to #2860 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
There's a big difference between up to your nipples in work and up to my nipples.
If I was up to your nipples in work I'd be drowning in it.

Sorry about the food poisoning.
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Eh, it wasn't so bad. Third time it's happened this year. I'm becoming pretty good at dealing with it. I'll live. So, how are things going for you?
#2863 to #2862 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Normally I have 3 to 5 cans of soda a day, and I've been out for a couple days.
so caffeine withdrawal.

hardly talked to my friends in the last week. Same with my mom and my grandma.

Almost through my favorite tv show.

Nothing to do really...
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I have no suggestions. If I did, I'd be doing those things. I've resorted to staring at the ceiling for entertainment. I also tried watching TV, but it turns out the ceiling is more bearable.
#2865 to #2864 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Download tv shows you like?
No ads and no reruns and no daytime television...

Do you have skullgirls?
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
I don't HAVE those. I've already watched all the TV shows I like. Maybe rewatching House MD or Stargate for the 5th would be a bit overkill. Also, I don't have Skullgirls. Fighting games aren't really my thing. Mostly because I suck at them.
User avatar #2868 to #2866 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
DOnt google shikis premise
#2867 to #2866 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
House was the show I was talking about.
I suck too.

Have you watched shiki?
User avatar #2869 to #2867 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Was that the thing with the vampires, which people have told me is (n)spoopy(n*2)u?
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
No, no I haven't.
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
10/10 Watch it.
User avatar #2873 to #2872 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeh, I'll look into it. What's the selling point? What makes it more interesting than staring at my ceiling?
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The art, the plot twists and the way it doesn't present itself like other examples of the genre.
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
And how does it present itself?
#2876 to #2875 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
Most horror films or anime these days rely on shock value, jump scares, or false suspense. (There is still a good ammount of shock value in shiki)
This one generally tries to actually present unnerving topics. it's really hard to explain.
The show isn't exactly scary, but then again horrors typically aren't as scary as they'd like to be. But it's still got an amazing story.
#2877 to #2876 - thechosentroll (07/15/2015) [-]
Please tell me it doesn't rely on the "People are the real monsters" topic. Because after reading Crossed, that just doesn't do it for me anymore.
#2878 to #2877 - venomousvalentine (07/15/2015) [-]
The less you actually know about this anime before you watch it the easier it is to enjoy.
#2836 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I put my computer and bed outside last night and the night before that.
User avatar #2837 to #2836 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm sure your neighbors enjoyed watching you jack off.
#2838 to #2837 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I have a tall fence. SO even if I did it shouldn't be a problem.

A baby Opossum sat on the fence and let me pet it and **** . It was cute.
User avatar #2839 to #2838 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Odd, normally those things try to eat anything that moves........ or doesn't. Do you by any chance have any Disney princesses in the family?
#2840 to #2839 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
Maybe I'm the disney princess~
User avatar #2841 to #2840 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm trying to come up with a joke about you being gay, but it's not working right now. Something about a large hairy man with a mansion or some **** . I dunno. I was out of town for 3 days, I'm still trying to get back into my groove. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled witty retorts and insults in a day or two.
User avatar #2842 to #2841 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
Wat.

Hey so lets play dirty bomb together.
User avatar #2843 to #2842 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
No.

As for the groove thing, I was out of town for 3 days, because I had to do some paperwork in a different city, so I can switch universities, so I was staying with my parents for the time. 3 days away from the internet, TV or any other source of ******** . I'm currently calm, well-rested and not in any way pissed for the first time in months. Unfortunately, my anger and sleep deprivation are the main sources of my wit, so right now I suck at being witty. I should be back to normal in a couple of days.
#2844 to #2843 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I wish I could help make you happy...
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
I'd rather you gave someone else a blowjob, so they speed up my ******* paperwork. That'd make me way happier.
#2846 to #2845 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I've never actually given a blow job before...

Have you ever considered dropping out of school and coming to america to become a comedian?
User avatar #2847 to #2846 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Nah, making an actual show and sticking to it isn't really my thing. I don't think about my jokes, I just let them naturally come out on their own. Like brain farts.
#2848 to #2847 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
Aw.

Did I ever tell you I want to be a voice actor?
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
You just did.
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
My goal is pretty much to get my license, GED, and then take some voice lessons.
User avatar #2851 to #2850 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Lesson #1: Learn to talk from the diaphragm instead of the lungs. Makes it easier to avoid suffocation during reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long sentences.
#2852 to #2851 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I thought that was just for singing.

I honestly think I have a lot of potential for this though.
User avatar #2853 to #2852 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
Eh, why not. Cartoons are making a comeback, videogames are growing like weeds and animu is becoming more and more popular in the west. There's an increasing demand for it and they can't keep hiring the same 10 people like they did a couple of decades ago. Still gonna be hard, though.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
Definitely.

Liam o Brian has such a sexy voice.
I would sell my left nut to sound like him.
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
By the sound of his voice, I kind of doubt you'd be able to achieve that with a single nut. Testosterone makes your voice deeper.
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2015) [-]
I can get my voice deep enough.
Vocaroo isn't working :c
User avatar #2825 to #2792 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
bluhbluh
User avatar #2826 to #2825 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Seriously, what is that sound supposed to be? Sounds like a fish in my head.
User avatar #2827 to #2826 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Its an onomatopoeia. I don't know how else to explain it.
User avatar #2828 to #2827 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
That changes nothing. It still sounds like a fish to me.
User avatar #2829 to #2828 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
I'm fishing for your attention
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Then why are you acting like a fish? That's not how fishing works.
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
I made a joke.
User avatar #2832 to #2831 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Where?
User avatar #2834 to #2832 - venomousvalentine (07/07/2015) [-]
Play dirty bomb with me.
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
the fishing thing
User avatar #2821 to #2818 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Even if I could afford it, I've seen the size of plane seats. I'd have to spend 12 hours in the fetal position. Not happening. I've limited my travel to places I can drive to.
#2822 to #2821 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Meanwhile I could fit in your carryon.
User avatar #2823 to #2822 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You'd be an amazing illegal immigrant. At least until the luggage x-ray machine at the airport made you sterile and possibly gave you cancer.
User avatar #2824 to #2823 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
One day we should meet.
User avatar #2794 to #2792 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
bluhbluh
User avatar #2795 to #2794 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You a fish now?
User avatar #2796 to #2795 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Nop. How are you?
User avatar #2797 to #2796 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Mildly bored. Finally found an animu that interested me a bit and it turns out the damn thing only has a single episode out so far.
User avatar #2799 to #2797 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
A-and if you're bored we could practice kissing
User avatar #2801 to #2799 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
How do you manage to go from normal to raging homosexual in 20 seconds?
#2803 to #2801 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Thats my secret. I'm never normal.

Also you're going to suck this cock good. you're going to SUCK THIS COCK CLEAN

RIGHT NOW
User avatar #2806 to #2803 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
1) Die in a fire.
2) Even if I were gay, we both know who'd be the bottom. Let's face it, you've got as much spine as a cuttlefish.
User avatar #2808 to #2806 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
To represent spinelessness you chose the one cephalopod WITH ACTUAL BONES.
Homosexuality aside I think you would be fun to hang out with.
User avatar #2809 to #2808 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
God damn it, I was wondering between that and a squid, but I decided against the squid, because it opens up to splatoon jokes and gay splatoon art.

And, normally I am, but I've been out of practice this last year. Kind of hoping to remedy it this year.
User avatar #2811 to #2809 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
y-you should come visit me.
User avatar #2810 to #2809 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
You could have compared me to a Nautilus cause I'm reclusive and rarely come out of my shell.
User avatar #2812 to #2810 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Yes, but I was going for an animal with no skeleton whatsoever, be it an endo- or exoskeleton.
User avatar #2813 to #2812 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Octopus are the squishiest.
Even squids have frilled spines.
User avatar #2816 to #2813 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
I know something that can roll on your tongue.
User avatar #2819 to #2817 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
I am honestly surprised you've never been stabbed.
#2820 to #2819 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
That's because its awkward to have to bend down to stab someone.
User avatar #2814 to #2813 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
And by spine I mean like spikes, not an actual backbone
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
Actually they do have a backbone. The more you know.
User avatar #2798 to #2797 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
What anime?
User avatar #2800 to #2798 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link This thing. Really long-ass name. Basically, imagine a distopian future, where SJWs conquer the world and there's a "terrorist" running around, throwing nudes at people.
User avatar #2804 to #2802 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Yup, the female lead literally runs around in a bath rope, throws piles of nudes at people and threatens to flash police officers who go near her, since if they saw her anime tiddies, they'd go to prison. It's so stupid it's actually kind of clever.
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2015) [-]
That sounds like actually the most retarded anime premise I've ever heard. And I've heard of some weird **** .
User avatar #2807 to #2805 - thechosentroll (07/06/2015) [-]
I know. It's great.
#2789 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
User avatar #2790 to #2789 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm already doing it. Thanks for the motivation anyway, cunt.
#2771 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
Robots are cute.
#2773 to #2772 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
I never saw those movies.
I saw the matrix for the first time recently. It was **** .
Same with the first Jurassic park.

I think most classic movies like that are probably just nostalgia value garbage.

The Alien moves are still good though.

How are you?
User avatar #2775 to #2773 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
Wait, my bad. I think it was Iraq. Come to think of it, it may be possible that I misclicked and nuked the wrong country.
#2774 to #2773 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
You should probably watch Terminator 2. It's a good movie. The thing about old movies is that some of them have a lot of hype around them, so you go in, expecting a lot more than they have to offer. For example, if you listen to the internet too much, you'll be left with the impression that Monty Python is the ******* Holy Grail of comedy. In reality, it's good, but not THAT good.

And I'm the same as before. Tried a new game called Superpower 2. You pick a country in 2001 and try to lead it to world domination. Managed to fix my countrys' **** economy in less than a decade, banned islam in an attempt to remove kebab, which ironically pissed off Serbia, got nukes, which pissed off everyone on the planet, nuked Iran out of existence in self-defense, which made half the planet declare war on me, didn't get elected the next term and lost. Fun game. People in it are kind of sensitive, though. Fire one little nuke at Israel and suddenly you're a horrible person.
#2776 to #2774 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
You attack isreal and everyone goes crazy? So what you're saying is the game is realistic.

I think I already told you about trying Dirty Bomb. Its free and a lot of fun.
I also got a game called Project Diva. A rhythm game that judges you so harshly it makes you want to kill yourself.

I also am still mooching off my moms insurance despite being 18. So I got a cavity filled. I have another 2 cavities that need filling, but thats for next week.
You think after a billion years of evolution we'd have something more efficient than protruding bone that has to be polished twice daily.
User avatar #2777 to #2776 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
Evolution's random as **** . We don't gradually improve. We sort of just randomly change and the changes that don't outright kill you sometimes get passed on. And on the topic of harsh rhythm games, I present to you: Hell fizzd.itch.io/a-dance-of-fire-and-ice
#2778 to #2777 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
Well my garage door just got stuck and I wasn't strong enough to close it. Good thing my grandma is an ex-bodybuilder.
Out of context I'd be kinda embarrassing to have a 73 year old woman stronger than you.
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
My great grandmother could beat most people I know at arm wrestling and she's turning 88 this year. Old people can be surprisingly tough, although I'm convinced that if she stopped moving or working for more than 8 hours she'd die.
User avatar #2780 to #2779 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
I understand. My grandmas always on the run.
I'm at a personal dilemma. I don't like being weak but I also don't want to look strong or have like thick arms and stuff.
User avatar #2781 to #2780 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
There's two types of exercise:
1) "GONNA GET SWOLE, BRAH!" exercise, which most people today prefer, because it makes your muscles look bigger. Large weights, small number of repetitions, avoid cardio like the plague and you'll look ripped.
2) Exercise that simulates manual labor. Small weight, lots of reps, lots of cardio, so you don't die. You don't look as ripped, but your muscles become stronger.

Alternatively, just go chop some wood or dig a hole or some **** . Physical labor is great exercise.
#2782 to #2781 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
I used to do a lot of physical labor with my old job I had with my dad. Hard to say whether I looked better back then or not.
User avatar #2783 to #2782 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
It's not about looks, it's about strength. Also, if you're looking for lower arm exercise, the game I liked is amazing. I've been playing it since I linked it and my forearm's already starting to hurt.
#2784 to #2783 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
Have you played OSU?
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
No, but I googled it and it looks weeb as **** .
#2786 to #2785 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
You can get more than just weeb music on it. It's far less weeb than project diva which is exclusively vocaloid.
We should play osu together. Although my drawing tablet broke again so I'd have to use a mouse.
User avatar #2787 to #2786 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
I'll pass. My standard for rhythm games is simple. I look up someone playing this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw in the game. If they don't look like they're about to have a seizure, then I'm not interested.
#2788 to #2787 - venomousvalentine (07/04/2015) [-]
OSU is to rythm games as League is to Mobas.

It's the most popular so there's a lot more fan made content, and in the case of osu, fan made content means more songs.
It's really easy and smooth to get into compared to its counterparts but its skill ceiling is still retardedly high. You want a stroke, this game can give you one.
#2765 - venomousvalentine (07/03/2015) [-]
How close is Bulgarian to Russian?

Also you came up in conversation with my mom and she wants to talk to you.
User avatar #2766 to #2765 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
The two are fairly similar, since they have a common ancestor. However, bulgarian evolved a bit more with time. We dropped some of the unnecessary letters and grammar and simplified it a bit, so it isn't such a massive pain in the ass to learn. And even then it's still a thousand times harder than english. Bulgarians and russians can more or less understand eachother, since a lot of the words are similar, but can't really speak the other language, since the grammar's different. Generally, bulgarians have an easier time understanding russians than vice versa.

And why the hell would your mother want to talk to me?
User avatar #2767 to #2766 - venomousvalentine (07/03/2015) [-]
She's interested by slavic things. and her interest was even more peaked with lots of russians in oregon.

Also you know I don't think I even know your name.
User avatar #2768 to #2767 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
Yes, slavic culture truly is a fascinating thing. For starters, I'm not sure how the hell slavs have survived as long as they have, given how most of us are unfamiliar with concepts like "common sense", "self-preservation instincts" or "health and safety regulations".
User avatar #2770 to #2768 - venomousvalentine (07/03/2015) [-]
Fireball - Episode 01 You should watch all of these.
User avatar #2769 to #2768 - venomousvalentine (07/03/2015) [-]
I noticed this from the internet.
#2760 - sniffythebird ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#2761 to #2760 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
I take it you like my banner? It's an anti-stalker measure.
I take it you like my banner? It's an anti-stalker measure.
#2762 to #2761 - sniffythebird ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
If I posted a flashing gif in any board like friendly or backroom I'd get instabanned for muh epilepsy triggers.

And yes. It's very good!
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
Coincidentally, I'm lifetime "I will personally make sure you never step here again" banned from Friendly.
#2764 to #2763 - sniffythebird ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
These kids, man....
#2755 - venomousvalentine (07/01/2015) [-]
Whats your favorite color.
User avatar #2758 to #2757 - thechosentroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #2759 to #2758 - venomousvalentine (07/01/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You should get dirty bomb and play it with me.
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