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thechosentroll

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Bored. Had alcohol and a pile of chopsticks. Decided to make a crossbow. Less bored now. Have less alcohol and a chopstick stuck in my door.comment
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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
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#98 - I wouldn't, solely because it looks like it'd be a bitch and a… 08/25/2016 on Holy Shiva, the Detailing... +1
#60 - There's a bit of a difference between attracting women with yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Japanon is upset with... +58
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#203 - silentwarrior (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright, so this means as long as you have a bigger dick you can fuck as much white women as you want.
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#87 - thickpeepee (08/25/2016) [-]
#59 - Well, I mean, I'm slavic. We're practically albino *******. An…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Japanon is upset with... +1
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#67 - ivanthesronk (08/25/2016) [-]
From Bulgaria, he is right. I could go for some rakia right now.
#62 - cptbajusz (08/25/2016) [-]
You just described black people
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#63 - thechosentroll (08/25/2016) [-]
No, I just described niggers.
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#66 - tsoper (08/25/2016) [-]
lol what's the difference D
#85 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
black man = man who contributes to society. has job, pays taxes, etc.
nigger = ghetto rat who lives off welfare, calls everything racist and says "fuk da police". human scum.

are you too retarded to not figure it out yourself?
#145 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
N!gger?
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#105 - tsoper (23 hours ago) [-]
black men are as rare as unicorns, was what I was implying.
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#70 - iqequalzero (08/25/2016) [-]
#13 - He's got the neck strength of a metalhead. 08/25/2016 on breif history of rhyme 0
#1482121 - Why not? They're just big. If a spartan can flip a tank, they …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1482129 - drldrl (08/25/2016) [-]
They aren't just big. Hunters are made up of hundreds of worms called Lekgolo. It's not even known how their cannons fire. They're fused to the body.
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#1482132 - thechosentroll (23 hours ago) [-]
When a creature is made up of other tiny creatures, there's no difference between holding something and it being fused to the body. And it's a gun. There are only so many ways a weapon can fire a projectile or energy blast, chances are it's just a regular gun, which a slightly different trigger, cause it's being pulled by a bunch of worms rather than a finger.
#1482138 - drldrl (23 hours ago) [-]
Lekgolo don't create anything that resembles hands when they form colonies. However the gun is held on, a human hand would not fit.
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#1482141 - thechosentroll (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, duh, that's what I said. It's a regular gun with a different trigger, cause it's not designed for human hands, it's designed for worms. You just take one, reverse engineer it and make one with a usable trigger. Or just figure out how to pull the trigger without being made of worms.
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#1482142 - drldrl (23 hours ago) [-]
They have versions with regular triggers. They're fuel rod cannons.
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#1482143 - thechosentroll (23 hours ago) [-]
And now they've figured out how to use regular hunter cannons. Simple as that.
#92 - Odd, you'd think I'd be able to satisfy that fantasy. 08/25/2016 on Dammit... 0
#43 - Indeed I did. I'm going to blame it on my lack of sleep and alcohol.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on russian 0
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#44 - chimpaflimp (08/25/2016) [-]
Mm, lacking alcohol is not good.
#27 - The gypsies in Snatch were the high-end type, the ones that ca… 08/25/2016 on culture +1
#40 - If this is taking place in Heavy's home, they're trying not to…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2016 on russian 0
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#42 - chimpaflimp (08/25/2016) [-]
I think you replied to the wrong comment.
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#43 - thechosentroll (08/25/2016) [-]
Indeed I did. I'm going to blame it on my lack of sleep and alcohol.
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#44 - chimpaflimp (08/25/2016) [-]
Mm, lacking alcohol is not good.
#39 - Not enough vodka and car crashes. 08/25/2016 on russian +1