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#81 - Isn't that etching, though? 1 hour ago on Laser printing 0
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#36 - I'm 6' 8" and I can just barely reach it. Have you been u… 1 hour ago on 6'2" from the free throw line +2
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#81 - classlessfaggot (1 hour ago) [-]
as a kilt wearing fellow in the middle of Illinois, I've never had a problem with people disrespecting my kilt. It'll occasionally get called a skirt, or I'll get called a fag not unexpected, that is I just laugh it off and everybody goes their merry way. I've even received a few sincere compliments.
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#3580 - venomousvalentine (05/13/2016) [-]
#3586 to #3585 - thechosentroll (05/13/2016) [-]
That's the one I was looking for. Thanks.
#3578 - vorarephilia (05/07/2016) [-]
#3579 to #3578 - thechosentroll (05/07/2016) [-]
******* Macedonia.
#3572 - andra (04/15/2016) [-]
i wanna see a full body irl of you
#3573 to #3572 - thechosentroll (04/15/2016) [-]
And I want a self-refilling bottle of rum. Unfortunately, we can't always get what we want.
#3574 to #3573 - andra (04/15/2016) [-]
i can cut some corners if you're fine with vodka
#3575 to #3574 - thechosentroll (04/15/2016) [-]
Eww, no. Vodka tastes like............. nothing, actually. Which is a damn waste.
#3576 to #3575 - andra (04/15/2016) [-]
**** i have nothing to bargain then
you win
#3577 to #3576 - thechosentroll (04/15/2016) [-]
WOO!
#3571 - alfonshister ONLINE (04/14/2016) [-]
what's going on, monica?
#3570 - venomousvalentine (04/13/2016) [-]
Play heroes of the storm with me and my friends.
#3568 - fjponythread (04/12/2016) [-]
your avatar is old school
#3569 to #3568 - thechosentroll (04/12/2016) [-]
Not oldschool, just old. Had it for almost 5 years now, never bothered changing it.
#3563 - venomousvalentine (04/08/2016) [-]
I want to read the new franken fran book but I cant afford it.
#3564 to #3563 - thechosentroll (04/08/2016) [-]
There's a new franken fran book?
#3565 to #3564 - venomousvalentine (04/08/2016) [-]
Franken Fran Omnibus. There's 2 volumes so far. It started being released in february by seven seas.
#3566 to #3565 - thechosentroll (04/08/2016) [-]
God damn it. I want to go look this up now, but I'm in the middle of a spam-off. is it good?
#3567 to #3566 - venomousvalentine (04/08/2016) [-]
I wouldnt know. I can't read it because I can't afford it. and I cant find it free online.
#3561 - Byte (04/03/2016) [-]
in yur butt
#3562 to #3561 - thechosentroll (04/03/2016) [-]
The **** do you want?
#3554 - venomousvalentine (03/29/2016) [-]
Play Wow with me.
#3555 to #3554 - thechosentroll (03/29/2016) [-]
How do I say this politely?

I'd rather teabag a mouse trap than play WoW again.
#3556 to #3555 - venomousvalentine (03/29/2016) [-]
why?
#3557 to #3556 - thechosentroll (03/29/2016) [-]
Emotional trauma.
#3558 to #3557 - venomousvalentine (03/29/2016) [-]
Do you honestly think it'd be an issue to play with me?
#3559 to #3558 - thechosentroll (03/29/2016) [-]
It's an issue no matter who I play with. Trust me, I've tried. I just can't enjoy that damn game anymore. It's like League for me.
#3560 to #3559 - venomousvalentine (03/29/2016) [-]
You're a wiener.
#3536 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2016) [-]
hi buddy
#3537 to #3536 - thechosentroll (03/25/2016) [-]
Yaaaaaay, the one person who hasn't pissed me off today has come to fix that. Oh, ******* joy. Sup?
#3538 to #3537 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2016) [-]
Playing WoW.
#3539 to #3538 - thechosentroll (03/25/2016) [-]
People still do that?
#3540 to #3539 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2016) [-]
my friends are kinda making me.
#3541 to #3540 - thechosentroll (03/25/2016) [-]
If you want to stay friends with them, do not play a priest. The first requirement to be a good healer is to hate everyone in your group with the fury of a thousand suns.
#3542 to #3541 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2016) [-]
Haha too late. Level 100 blood elf Holy-disc priest
#3543 to #3542 - thechosentroll (03/25/2016) [-]
My condolences.
#3544 to #3543 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2016) [-]
My only issue is I hate the horde.
#3546 to #3545 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2016) [-]
Draenei are so cute tho
#3547 to #3546 - thechosentroll (03/25/2016) [-]
Trolls4lyfe, mon. Still, I can see where you're coming from.
#3548 to #3547 - venomousvalentine (03/25/2016) [-]
do you still play?
#3549 to #3548 - thechosentroll (03/26/2016) [-]
Nah, for me WoW died with the Lich King. And even then I was never all that good. I mean, I was good at killing **** in dungeons and PvP, I just sucked ass at actually leveling and doing quests, since I'd get distracted and start dicking around instead. My thought process was basically "Well, I COULD spend the next 5 hours leveling ooooooooooor I could try to sneak into the night elf starting area and dance naked all over the place.". I'm not sure I ever managed to get a character to level 80.
#3550 to #3549 - venomousvalentine (03/26/2016) [-]
hahaha. you sound like you'd be fun to play with.
#3551 to #3550 - thechosentroll (03/26/2016) [-]
As long as I'm not the healer. I got kicked out of most guilds after a single dungeon or raid, because it doesn't matter how ******* amazing you are at healing if you keep emotionally traumatizing the tanks, just because they don't know how ******* aggro works.

I mean, really, they were just a bunch of crybabies. All I did was make a rule that if you died by pulling too hard you're not getting ressed unless you admit you're a little bitch, who couldn't play to save their life. Then again, most of those guys seemed to be 30 and knew I was 15, so maaaaaaaaaaaaybe getting pushed around by a little kid isn't the most fun experience.
#3552 to #3551 - venomousvalentine (03/26/2016) [-]
Im a good healer. I just sit back zone out and keep people topped off.
#3553 to #3552 - thechosentroll (03/26/2016) [-]
I'm used to playing with friends, who are constantly dicking around and I have to keep them alive no matter what, so I get a bit too passionate. I avoid TF2, cause I've had several cases where I started shouting insults in german, when playing the medic. I'm not sure how well the neighbors could hear something like that, but it probably sounded like Hitler giving a speech.