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theblacksheep

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Date Signed Up:4/10/2011
Last Login:8/01/2015
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latest user's comments

#12 - To be honest neither is fair. Girls develop before boys in mos… 08/01/2015 on Gender Equality +6
#25 - I don't like to drink coffee unless absolutely need be... beca…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/31/2015 on rekt +1
User avatar #52 - gongthehawkeye (07/31/2015) [-]
Coffee makes me hallucinate.
I see some scary shit if I drink more than 1 cup.
User avatar #53 - digitalfruit (07/31/2015) [-]
Are you like hyper sensitive to coffee or some shit?
User avatar #54 - gongthehawkeye (07/31/2015) [-]
Nope.
Just can't drink too much in a short amount of time.
User avatar #55 - digitalfruit (07/31/2015) [-]
I mean, what else could it be? I'm pretty sure the majority of people DO NOT hallucinate after drinking coffee...
User avatar #56 - gongthehawkeye (07/31/2015) [-]
Too much caffeine/sugar.
Since coffee makes your brain more active, my brain starts working overtime and then after a while starts to overwork.
User avatar #58 - digitalfruit (07/31/2015) [-]
What are your hallucinations exactly?
User avatar #59 - gongthehawkeye (07/31/2015) [-]
Just random lights, black dots where there shouldn't be any. (I kinda lied when I said scary shit, I thought it would make someone giggle.).
Sometimes I'll hear things like if I tap something I'll hear the tapping noise a little bit longer than it's supposed to go on.
User avatar #60 - digitalfruit (07/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can understand you now
#45 - I bet they didn't even pay rent, they deserve to be evicted. 07/31/2015 on Night during the day 0
#50 - I'm taking Ali, but hey... that's just me 07/29/2015 on Ali +3
#55 - Change appearance at will (2) Infinite Lifespan..etc (2) … 07/22/2015 on perks or bonus +1
#1109 - **theblacksheep used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"** **theblacksheep r… 07/22/2015 on Skyrim Roulette 0
#247 - And how do you know what another man's intentions are? Because…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Cop Stories - Fights 0
User avatar #250 - yologdogtwo (07/22/2015) [-]
Ok, you sleep with another mans wife, he walks in, gets angry and throws a punch. You kick him in the nads and run away screaming like the bitch you are. bad

You get jumped by a bunch of gang members. You survive by any means necessary. good

You get in a bar fight. You kick him in the nads and run away screaming like the bitch you are. bad

A person pulls out a weapon on you. You survive by any means necessary. good

A man gets angry at you over a misunderstanding and takes a swing. You kick him in the nads and run away screaming like the bitch you are. bad

Gang members or person with weapons vs you? Survive.

One on One fight? Brawl with Honor my friend.

If you die, you die. There are worse ways to destroy a man then to simply kill him.
#229 - A respectable fight involves two consenting people. If they ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Cop Stories - Fights 0
#241 - yologdogtwo (07/22/2015) [-]
Disabling a man through a dishonorable method and claiming honor in not continuing your dirty fighting on your opponent.

You're so noble.

If a person attacks you with a knife or gun? Hit below the belt. They attack to kill, you attack to survive. That's necessity.

If a person attacks you with their fists, fight back with honor. It's one of the three virtues of being a man for a reason. That reason is a silent universal understanding between men of all races and ethnicities To deny these virtues is to deny what it truly means to be a man. You also get mad chicks. Like no joke. Serious pussy.


Honor, Loyalty, and Respect are the virtues if nobody told you...

so much pussy...

Not like "picking up different bar women every night" mad pussy, it's more like "different girlfriend every month" kind of pussy.

Which is still a lot.
User avatar #247 - theblacksheep (07/22/2015) [-]
And how do you know what another man's intentions are? Because I sure fucking don't. But the second another man lays his hands on me in a violent way, without it being somehow agreed upon beforehand, I assume it's 100% because that's the only safe way to react. Getting jumped is not the time for "fighting honorably", but the time for putting them on the ground by any means and leaving the situation with as little damage to yourself as possible.
User avatar #250 - yologdogtwo (07/22/2015) [-]
Ok, you sleep with another mans wife, he walks in, gets angry and throws a punch. You kick him in the nads and run away screaming like the bitch you are. bad

You get jumped by a bunch of gang members. You survive by any means necessary. good

You get in a bar fight. You kick him in the nads and run away screaming like the bitch you are. bad

A person pulls out a weapon on you. You survive by any means necessary. good

A man gets angry at you over a misunderstanding and takes a swing. You kick him in the nads and run away screaming like the bitch you are. bad

Gang members or person with weapons vs you? Survive.

One on One fight? Brawl with Honor my friend.

If you die, you die. There are worse ways to destroy a man then to simply kill him.
#211 - Well there's a boxing club on my campus.. maybe I should give …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Cop Stories - Fights 0
User avatar #251 - fukkentyranitar (07/22/2015) [-]
Nope. I just know how to fight.
#206 - If I was confident in my ability to throw a proper and powerfu…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Cop Stories - Fights 0
User avatar #209 - fukkentyranitar (07/22/2015) [-]
All it takes a good left hook.
User avatar #211 - theblacksheep (07/22/2015) [-]
Well there's a boxing club on my campus.. maybe I should give it a shot. Do you have any boxing experience?
User avatar #251 - fukkentyranitar (07/22/2015) [-]
Nope. I just know how to fight.

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