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#153265 - I wouldn't mind it at all if someone put it on a car ride or o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #153266 - oishiine (11 hours ago) [-]
That makes sense. It's an underground music movement by A G Cook meant to satire pop music and commercialism by making commercially available pop music

You should watch some of the boiler room sets, they're fucking hilarious because none of the PC Music artists give a shit and just fuck around on stage
#399584 - I feel you. 12 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#399581 - Funny how Saturn sounds like a ****** B movie about space. 12 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#399576 - Kek if being a bit pushy in bed with your partner is rape then… 12 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#6036 - I just have a peculiar way of showing affection. 13 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
#153258 - Meh.  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #153263 - oishiine (12 hours ago) [-]
It's coo. Def not for everyone
#153265 - thebestpieever (12 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't mind it at all if someone put it on a car ride or on the stereo while chilling. But it's definitely not something I would listen to of my own volition.
User avatar #153266 - oishiine (11 hours ago) [-]
That makes sense. It's an underground music movement by A G Cook meant to satire pop music and commercialism by making commercially available pop music

You should watch some of the boiler room sets, they're fucking hilarious because none of the PC Music artists give a shit and just fuck around on stage
#6034 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
#6035 - masterofmuffins (13 hours ago) [-]
2dadcore4me anyways
Also it's bedtime already Walker, it was good to see that we can keep a talk without trying to shoot at each one's faces.
#6036 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
I just have a peculiar way of showing affection.
#6032 - Hot dudes can't melt steel beams.  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
#6033 - masterofmuffins (13 hours ago) [-]
Ah well you refuse my cool whore nickname I give to you then go mind your business however you want.
#6034 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
#6035 - masterofmuffins (13 hours ago) [-]
2dadcore4me anyways
Also it's bedtime already Walker, it was good to see that we can keep a talk without trying to shoot at each one's faces.
#6036 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
I just have a peculiar way of showing affection.
#6030 - Not gonna lie: I think I could make a killing as a stripper.  [+] (6 new replies) 14 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
#6031 - masterofmuffins (14 hours ago) [-]
rite
Walker, the Pole Melter
#6032 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
Hot dudes can't melt steel beams.
#6033 - masterofmuffins (13 hours ago) [-]
Ah well you refuse my cool whore nickname I give to you then go mind your business however you want.
#6034 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
#6035 - masterofmuffins (13 hours ago) [-]
2dadcore4me anyways
Also it's bedtime already Walker, it was good to see that we can keep a talk without trying to shoot at each one's faces.
#6036 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
I just have a peculiar way of showing affection.
#6028 - Now that you mention it: I think that's exactly Homer Simpson'…  [+] (8 new replies) 14 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
User avatar #6029 - masterofmuffins (14 hours ago) [-]
Yes! Like a Homer Simpson but skinny and actually doing the thing.
Yeah I'm sure that you can't make enough as a stripper on the gay bars.
#6030 - thebestpieever (14 hours ago) [-]
Not gonna lie: I think I could make a killing as a stripper.
#6031 - masterofmuffins (14 hours ago) [-]
rite
Walker, the Pole Melter
#6032 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
Hot dudes can't melt steel beams.
#6033 - masterofmuffins (13 hours ago) [-]
Ah well you refuse my cool whore nickname I give to you then go mind your business however you want.
#6034 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
#6035 - masterofmuffins (13 hours ago) [-]
2dadcore4me anyways
Also it's bedtime already Walker, it was good to see that we can keep a talk without trying to shoot at each one's faces.
#6036 - thebestpieever (13 hours ago) [-]
I just have a peculiar way of showing affection.

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User avatar #1240 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
In real life do you talk like "ELLO, ELLO, ELLO! OIM THEH BEST POI EVA"
#1241 to #1240 - thebestpieever (06/19/2015) [-]
Nu. My name is Walker, duh.
User avatar #1242 to #1241 - badmotorfinger (06/19/2015) [-]
do you have a britbong accent?
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - thebestpieever (06/19/2015) [-]
Mostly. Bit of Spanish seeps in every now and then, but yes, for the most part.
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - badmotorfinger (06/19/2015) [-]
cool. My voice is deep. I sound like admin
User avatar #1238 - thegrohltroll (06/19/2015) [-]
Is Smooth Criminal the greatest song MJ has ever made?
#1239 to #1238 - thebestpieever (06/19/2015) [-]
Well, it's certainly one of the two best songs humanity's ever made. But Man in the Mirror is also completely and absolutely fantastic. It's a tough question. But most likely it is.
User avatar #1235 - badmotorfinger (06/17/2015) [-]
hey where in Mexico do you live? I'm wondering if its anywhere near my family in Coahuila
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - thebestpieever (06/17/2015) [-]
I'm living in Guanajuato right now. Now, don't take my word for it, I'm not all that great at Mexican geography despite having spent like a decade here, but I believe that's not anywhere close to here.
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - badmotorfinger (06/17/2015) [-]
nah you're way further south. Coahuila borders Texas
User avatar #1223 - thegrohltroll (06/13/2015) [-]
Foo Fighters - All my life @ Ullevi, Gothenburg, Sweden 2015-06-12 - DAVE BROKEN LEG Are you this dedicated for your art?
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - thebestpieever (06/13/2015) [-]
I don't know. I'd like to think I'm very dedicated. I had an accident some years ago; had to teach myself to play again. I'm still in the middle of developing my hearing again. But I don't know how you would measure that.

That said, man, that's totally ballsy of Dave. He's an all around cool guy.
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - thegrohltroll (06/13/2015) [-]
what type of accident?
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - thebestpieever (06/13/2015) [-]
The type that's not pretty to describe.
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - thegrohltroll (06/13/2015) [-]
share with me
unless it makes you uncomfortable
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - thebestpieever (06/14/2015) [-]
It's nothing to do with you. I don't like talking about it much, sorry.
User avatar #1221 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
played about 30 mins of gayzblue
did a few tutorials and checked out styles of most characters in training
Makoto seems like the waifu for me
do not regret buying as of yet
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - thebestpieever (06/13/2015) [-]
Mako-cakes is fine I guess. Still the wrong choice in a game that has Noel.
User avatar #1229 to #1222 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Makoto is now my favourite fighting game character
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - thebestpieever (06/15/2015) [-]
Is it the boob suit?
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
she's got that fun personality, killer moveset, I love me some tonfa and tonfalike weapons Talim is best Soul Calibur moveset , ******* punch into space, and a grade A boob suit
#1232 to #1231 - thebestpieever (06/15/2015) [-]
Makoto's great and all. And the boob suit is good enough that she almost gets past the limitation of being a drawing and is almost attractive. But no, still wrong choice.
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Makoto and Noel are a great pair. We both like one of them. We could be besties in the same way
#1234 to #1233 - thebestpieever (06/15/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
User avatar #1213 - thegrohltroll (06/10/2015) [-]
I Will Survive Why aren't you listening to this right now?
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - thebestpieever (06/10/2015) [-]
Blazblue Continuum Shift - Active Angel - Platinum the Trinity's Theme Because I was listening to this. But that does the rotation often.
User avatar #1215 to #1214 - thegrohltroll (06/10/2015) [-]
what do you think of 30 seconds to mars?
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - thebestpieever (06/10/2015) [-]
They're alright. They don't pluck any of my holes particularly hard, but I can dig 'em.
User avatar #1210 - teoyeezy (06/09/2015) [-]
So a few days ago i picked my bass back up after two years, was really busy with school and stuff so i dropped it. however, my college schedule next year looks to be a lot easier so i'm gonna start playing again, and i'm also getting a banjo pretty soon to play around with.
I remember all the scales and stuff, but I'm trying to learn this song by ear. can you help me out?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ypgOGjpEw
I'm almost positive the bass line starts with an F, but besides that im lost
User avatar #1211 to #1210 - thebestpieever (06/09/2015) [-]
Sure. I'm not at home right now but when I get there I'll give it a crack.
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - teoyeezy (06/09/2015) [-]
Sweet, thanks man
User avatar #1184 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
do you have a beard?
#1206 to #1184 - thebestpieever (05/31/2015) [-]
soundcloud.com/a-walker-walker/give-the-sprawl-to-the-troll
I was never all that happy with that one funky track I sent you. Have this one, I'm prouder of this one. It could still use some work though.
#1207 to #1206 - thegrohltroll (05/31/2015) [-]
I love it.    
Only criticism is that you can add more to it or modify things to make it feel less repetitive. I know that you're doing this for fun so go wild with it.
I love it.
Only criticism is that you can add more to it or modify things to make it feel less repetitive. I know that you're doing this for fun so go wild with it.
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - thebestpieever (05/31/2015) [-]
Well, it is kinda barren right now because in the studio it kinda.. split off in two and the other half turned to this. So yeah, I might have to give it some work.
soundcloud.com/a-walker-walker/brighter-lights
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - thegrohltroll (06/01/2015) [-]
This is way better
#1185 to #1184 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
I got a scruff. Think Jon Snow or Dave in this picture.
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
are yiou holding something now? if not, what would you be holding?
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
Erm... Well, I'm intermittently holding a lollipop throughout the day. I'm always eating one and having it in your mouth all the time gets a bit tiring.
User avatar #1188 to #1187 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
are you blonde?
User avatar #1189 to #1188 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
Nope, raven haired.
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
you can just say black faggot
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
I like the way the "v" sounds
#1192 to #1191 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
okay. I drew you.
User avatar #1204 to #1192 - badmotorfinger (05/31/2015) [-]
Damn that's dope.
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
Dude! that ****** awesome. And I had just stopped using a drawing of me as a skype pic. You got the got the hair just right, too.
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
I used my accumulated knowledge of you to draw this spot on portrait. I know that you'd like to draw better, don't give up lil *****
#1195 to #1194 - thebestpieever Comment deleted by thebestpieever [-]
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
You better not waste your time drawing anime style stuff.
#1197 to #1196 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
I actually do want to draw some stuff like that, 'cause it's so stylish it melts me. But uh, no, I would like to do things that are a bit more, uh, round let's say. I mean, not entirely disassociated from it, but no, pure anime-like that's not what I'd like to do.
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
Don't take that the wrong way, I loved the drawing. But I see a lot of people drawing anime even before practicing realistic drawing, which is wrong for me. I believe one should start with the real thing then they'll have the liberty to simplify or distort the proportions as much as they want.
Never limit yourself.
#1200 to #1198 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
On a related note, what do you think of Doug Bloodworth 'cause the guy blows my mind.
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
I don't like hyper-realism, I don't see the point of it. Yes the technique is admirable but it doesn't inspire me to be an artist. You know, art is meant to convey feelings and sentiments, hyper realism doesn't do that.
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
Y'know what? I generally agree with you on that, but there's something about the compositions this guy makes that actually does make me take out feelings from it. Like, it's all so carefuly crafted to evoke a childhood theme, it almost gives me a bit of nostalgia for things I never ate and things I never read.
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - thegrohltroll (05/30/2015) [-]
I see what you're saying. Well that's art, it depends on the receiver as much as the maker.
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - thebestpieever (05/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Get a robust beginning toolkit then specialise in whatever you want.
User avatar #1168 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
Ok try this song
it's a hit but I've never heard it on the radio
It's an incredible song
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1182 to #1168 - thebestpieever (05/25/2015) [-]
And the solo is pretty good actually.
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
good enough for me. you've heard the best they have to offer and tolerate it so i'll accept that
User avatar #1181 to #1168 - thebestpieever (05/25/2015) [-]
Chorus is terrible. Verse is boring because of the vocals and it's repetitive, but I do like the original idea of the rhythm guitar, I just wish they wouldn't use it for 4 minutes. On a slightly related note, I never did get your message telling me to check out "rhinosaur" which I did just now. That one's pretty alright, no complaints on that one.
User avatar #1160 - thegrohltroll (05/18/2015) [-]
You should shave your head.
#1161 to #1160 - thebestpieever (05/18/2015) [-]
... Are you trying to start **** , m8?
User avatar #1162 to #1161 - thegrohltroll (05/18/2015) [-]
I want you to feel how I feel. Believe me.
User avatar #1167 to #1162 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
you're bald fam?
User avatar #1169 to #1167 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2015) [-]
No, but My hair is really short. I cut it with an electric razor, I keep like 7 mm of hair
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
oh ok. I have wavy hair so I keep it at a decent length but if it gets too long it looks like **** so i stay on top of it
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2015) [-]
You should try doing what I do. Feels like freedom
User avatar #1172 to #1171 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
I know how short feels man. I agree, feels great. Just doesn't look as good on me
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2015) [-]
That's a shame
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2015) [-]
Ayyyy you work out?
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
yeah man. plus genetics blessed me with a naturally strong physique.
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2015) [-]
****** genetics, they never work for my favor. How old are you again? You seem like 19
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2015) [-]
Seems about right. Little ass ***** .
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2015) [-]
Yeah buddy.
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - thebestpieever (05/18/2015) [-]
I lived in Mexico for a big chunk of my childhood, meaning I was forced to have short hair for around 6 years of my life or so. It was ******* terrible.
User avatar #1164 to #1163 - thegrohltroll (05/18/2015) [-]
you're wrong
#1165 to #1164 - thebestpieever (05/18/2015) [-]
I'm also very sexy.
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - thegrohltroll (05/18/2015) [-]
you are, that's why i can't stay mad at you
User avatar #1152 - thegrohltroll (05/16/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Why aren't you listening to this song?
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
****** . I like sappy, I like cheesy. But Peter Gabriel is too cheesy and sappy even for me. Also, that song? Slightly depressing.
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - thegrohltroll (05/17/2015) [-]
You don't know good music.
#1155 to #1154 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
But I do know bad music, baby.
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - thegrohltroll (05/17/2015) [-]
You don't know **** .
#1157 to #1156 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
No, that I do not know. Why would I want to know about ***** , man?
#1159 to #1158 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
Make me. Roughly.
User avatar #1142 - masterofmuffins (05/14/2015) [-]
Mudvayne?
User avatar #1143 to #1142 - thebestpieever (05/15/2015) [-]
Never listened to them. I hate their image, but then again I hate the image of a lot of Punk bands, so.
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - masterofmuffins (05/15/2015) [-]
I c
I tought it might could call you out, since it's heavy metal that is kind of industrial and kind of nu metal on a Korn way.
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - thebestpieever (05/15/2015) [-]
Huh. Well I'll check them out. I did enjoy Korn a lot on a musical level, even if I think all their lyrics are terrible.

BTW I skipped a few of Korn's albums. My favourites are Issues, Untouchables, and See You on the Other Side. I thought their debut and Life is Peachy were meh. Should I listen to Mirror, the Untitled one and Korn III?
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - masterofmuffins (05/15/2015) [-]
Korn III yes, I have that CD is kind of like the debut. Untitled is kind of an Issues mixed with SYOTOS. Mirror is much heavy but the production might have been excesive? Listen to the song Right Now and if you like it then yes and if no then no.
Untouchables, eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww...
#1147 to #1146 - thebestpieever (05/15/2015) [-]
Debut eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew   
And you know what? I thought half of Path of Totality was alright
Debut eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
And you know what? I thought half of Path of Totality was alright
#1148 to #1147 - masterofmuffins (05/15/2015) [-]
How can you be so wrong pie like, I don't know how is it even possible anymore.

Damn it took nothing on totally burn the conversation.
#1149 to #1148 - thebestpieever (05/15/2015) [-]
I thought the Skrillex tracks were good tracks on their own, could have done without the voice for the most part, except for the choruses which are also alright. And I thought Burn the Obedient and Bleeding Out sounded like they came right out of a futuristic hellhole with not much regard for sense but a lot for texture and domination of the atmosphere. They're kind of like the music I imagined the people of Blade Runner would listen to, and I found that interesting.
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - masterofmuffins (05/15/2015) [-]
I give them the credit for try out something "new?" but it just doesn't feel like Korn. Not even a progress or anything it was just a lot of wreeb wroobs with Jon singing and Munky playing the guitar in the background. The Paradigm Shift actually made it better than The Path of Totality, the dubstep elements are a backup on the band's sound and not a whole dubstep thing.
But you can't know much about it really, and it's okay, because you never got into Korn from their begining.
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - thebestpieever (05/15/2015) [-]
Aye, the Paradigm Shift was pretty good. Better than the Path of Totality (which I thought was decent, not really good)
I agree it doesn't sound like Korn, but I just don't care. If I like it I like it, regardless of what established sound the artist has.
#1139 - muchname (05/09/2015) [-]
he's on a roll!
he's on a roll!
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - thebestpieever (05/09/2015) [-]
Neato. I'm keeping this one, thanks.
#1133 - muchname (05/07/2015) [-]
here's one for ya if you're a fan of clutch?
User avatar #1129 to #1121 - thebestpieever (05/07/2015) [-]
I tried listening to it a couple of times more. "Maybe it's an aquired taste" I said. Listened to it like 4 more times and couldn't bring myself to finish it, sorry mate.
User avatar #1137 to #1129 - badmotorfinger (05/07/2015) [-]
that's ok
i think its a great song but thats fine if you don't https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1138 to #1137 - badmotorfinger (05/07/2015) [-]
try this?
User avatar #1127 to #1125 - masterofmuffins (05/07/2015) [-]
Suck my balls
#1128 to #1127 - thebestpieever (05/07/2015) [-]
I thought you would never ask.
User avatar #1130 to #1128 - masterofmuffins (05/07/2015) [-]
Actually, I'm fine.
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - masterofmuffins (05/07/2015) [-]
I forgot what was my purpose here on a fist place.
User avatar #1134 to #1132 - thebestpieever (05/07/2015) [-]
I thought you just stalked me routinely.
#1135 to #1134 - masterofmuffins (05/07/2015) [-]
Ya wish that, don't you?
#1136 to #1135 - thebestpieever (05/07/2015) [-]
No... I just want you to 			****		 my brains out, don't get any weird ideas, dude.
No... I just want you to **** my brains out, don't get any weird ideas, dude.
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - badmotorfinger (05/07/2015) [-]
give this one a try
User avatar #1126 to #1123 - thebestpieever (05/07/2015) [-]
The first two minutes were alright. Then what I assume is the chorus kicked in and I was out of there. thx for trying bby.
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - badmotorfinger (05/07/2015) [-]
this one too
#1115 - oxidoferroso ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Can confirm, thebestpieever is theWORSTpieever. -4645/10
User avatar #1095 - thegrohltroll (04/29/2015) [-]
What will it take for you to make me a "I am a river" piano cover without vocals. There is one on youtube but I don't like it that much, it's too...fast.
#1096 to #1095 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
Well. For one... me to be a much better musician than I actually I am. A transcript like that would take me a good three days or so.
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - thegrohltroll (04/29/2015) [-]
how much do you want ***** ?
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
Enough time for them to go on that little service that lets you isolate tracks if you wanna.
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - thegrohltroll (04/29/2015) [-]
whoa that's awesome
But I want the vocals played on the piano as well
#1102 to #1101 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
Yeah. Those I could pull out easily. But the guitars and the string sections overlap too much for me to make out the notes. Like the first and last 2 minutes I just can't tell harmonies in strings or guitars because it all mushes together too often. Bass is a bit too buried as well, but that I could pull out with enough time and some patience. Alternatively you could wait until more live footage of it starts to surface and I can just play "I spy the chord" with the footage.
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
BTW I'm recording an actual song today for the first time, not just a little jam to test recording techniques might do vocals might not, but it's structured and such unlike the others. I'll send it to you later.
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - thegrohltroll (04/29/2015) [-]
awesome, looking forward to it
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - thegrohltroll (04/29/2015) [-]
yoooooo, that **** is fire. I genuinely like it
Was hoping for vocals... to make fun of your voice
#1108 to #1107 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
Do I get a reward?
Vocals are the only thing I actually know how to record so there was no need to spend 30/60 minutes recording them during these tests. When I do get into mixing I might do some.
#1110 to #1108 - thegrohltroll (04/30/2015) [-]
As a matter of fact you do, I present to you this honorary badge that signifies that you're no mere faggot, but you are my talented faggot.
User avatar #1112 to #1110 - thebestpieever (05/01/2015) [-]
Here's another real song thingy if you want.
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - thegrohltroll (05/01/2015) [-]
I like it, very upbeat. I imagine myself driving to this.
You know what I want to hear from you next? A funky song, extra points for funky bass solo.
User avatar #1116 to #1114 - thebestpieever (05/04/2015) [-]
I could feasibly do that for you. Maybe I will. But for the moment this is my last piece for recording practice purposes.
soundcloud.com/a-walker-walker/at-london
User avatar #1117 to #1116 - thegrohltroll (05/04/2015) [-]
I really dig it, it feels complete. It also feels like a break up song, were you sad when you wrote it?
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - thebestpieever (05/04/2015) [-]
Sort of. It was the first song I wrote after a years long depression - the night after I heard Wasting Light for the first time, coincidentally.
#1111 to #1110 - thebestpieever (04/30/2015) [-]
I am your faggot alright.
User avatar #1119 to #1111 - thegrohltroll (05/04/2015) [-]
>>1118 Damn I still remember that night. The first time I listened to "Walk" was the last time I was like "holy **** this is great".
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - thebestpieever (05/04/2015) [-]
Yeah. It's a fantastic album. I don't think it was because of "Walk", but right in the middle of the first time I heard it was the first time I gave a full, slow, satisfying breath in years. And the first time I felt something good without ending the smile in a sigh, or feeling that enjoyment through a thick miasma of apathy.
Regardless of whether or not it was because of the album I will always remember that first time I heard it because it was the first time I felt whole and healthy in a long time. The other 100 were just because it's a bitching album, though.
User avatar #1094 - badmotorfinger (04/29/2015) [-]
for the record, what is your music taste?
from what i know you're a big stones and sabbath fan right?
User avatar #1109 to #1094 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
I wouldn't know how to describe it. I guess... really blues influenced rock... 70s Pop and everything it influenced and Punk. That would more or less describe to one length or another most of what I listen to.
My favourite bands are The Stones, Sabbath, The Clash, Megadeth, Foo Fighters, The Ramones, Guns N' Roses, Iron Maiden and Muse.
But uh, above all else, like by head, shoulders, torso, waist, hips and legs, I'm a big Michael Jackson fan. I adore basically every minute he recorded from 1979 until he died and I know the letters to a good hundred of his songs more or less.
User avatar #1087 - badmotorfinger (04/28/2015) [-]
I think Chris Cornell is a better vocalist than Robert Plant, as great a band as Led Zeppelin is. In my opinion, "Say Hello 2 Heaven" is Chris Cornell at his best, and there are no LZ songs that I'm aware of where Plant is as good. I'd like to be proven wrong though.
#1088 to #1087 - thebestpieever (04/28/2015) [-]
I wouldn't know, really. I have never been able to stand Soundgarden and while I do like Robert Plant's vocals I'm not a fan or anything.
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