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theatasigma

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:6/03/2011
Last Login:4/22/2015
Location:Mother Fucking Wonderland
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Comment Ranking:#23558
Highest Comment Rank:#11312
Comment Thumbs: 354 total,  421 ,  67
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 132 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:116
FJ Points:350

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#86 - Her ******* weave came off. holy **** . 04/07/2015 on Zulu have entered the... +1
#316 - April fools?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on RIP Chinese Cartoons 0
User avatar #317 - blazingsoul (04/02/2015) [-]
This was posted a longggggggg time ago friend.
#45 - #38 03/23/2015 on Oh dear, not again shaquila! 0
#161 - There is a difference between Vapes and e-cigs. E-cigs are the… 03/07/2015 on Truthful Doctor +1
#160 - If he is including the battery and it has a decent take with n… 03/07/2015 on Truthful Doctor 0
#159 - Actually, there is a difference between Vapes and e-cigs. E-ci… 03/07/2015 on Truthful Doctor +1
#27 - I feel like this will help a bit. 02/15/2015 on (untitled) +4
#2 - Fun Fact: Sea otters will steal baby seals and rape them. Due …  [+] (19 new replies) 10/12/2014 on But mooom +68
#25 - icametocomment (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - karlKroenen (10/13/2014) [-]
Fun fact: Dolphins sometimes bite fish in half and use the carcass to masturbate into. fishlight
Dolphin uses dead fish to masturbate
#22 - boobiebanger (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/12/2014) [-]
Discovery channel is fucking soft. THIS is what the people really want to see.
#19 - vorarephilia (10/12/2014) [-]
#18 - richardhandler (10/12/2014) [-]
#17 - kokanum (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - dezzka (10/12/2014) [-]
Jesus how horrifying
User avatar #16 - enemyoftrn (10/12/2014) [-]
The sea otter did it for the tight seals...
User avatar #14 - runescapewasgood (10/12/2014) [-]
www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/9-questions-about-otters-you-were-too-embarrassed-to-ask

if you didn't care to read this article, basically:
1. you cant hunt sea otters because they're almost extinct
2. otters often attack people (when present)
3. they horrifically attack other species even when not for food, just for the hell of it
4. they rape baby seals to death
5. 11% of all of their mating rituals, often induced by rape, result in death of one partner
6. they are necophiliacs (have sex with dead bodies)
7. 70% of them in the washington state area have H1N1
8. they are capable of holding ransom for kids to gain food, but help the environment
#13 - tvfreakuk (10/12/2014) [-]
Suuure, when an otter does it, it's "a part of nature", but when I do it it's suddenly "a crime".
#12 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
#11 - dragginbref (10/12/2014) [-]
#10 - fefe (10/12/2014) [-]
lol I lost it at "this kills the seal"
#7 - meatygoodness (10/12/2014) [-]
That wasn't a fun fact
User avatar #4 - thelizardqueen (10/12/2014) [-]
I know what animal i would want to be
#8 - nosensephenom (10/12/2014) [-]
What will your baby seal name be?
User avatar #9 - thelizardqueen (10/12/2014) [-]
dug
#3 - fefe (10/12/2014) [-]
Nature is fucking terrifying
#26 - Web comic 09/28/2014 on *bouncing, bouncing* 0
#4 - There is a 9/11 joke here somewhere..  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on wheres ma money +10
User avatar #11 - zallaz (09/11/2014) [-]
Too bad the towers didn't have time to...

duck
User avatar #5 - thepandaking (09/11/2014) [-]
When achmed volunteers for the attack but he still owes you money.
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