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#3526 - Rest young one, rest and dream of magnificent facial hair  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
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#3527 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
yes sir... goodnight...
#3524 - No worries, its powers can be shared  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
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#3525 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
I... am tired... what should I do sir...?
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#3526 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Rest young one, rest and dream of magnificent facial hair
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#3527 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
yes sir... goodnight...
#3522 - I usually charge people to touch the facial hair, but the firs…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
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#3523 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh... sorry...
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#3524 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
No worries, its powers can be shared
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#3525 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
I... am tired... what should I do sir...?
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#3526 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Rest young one, rest and dream of magnificent facial hair
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#3527 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
yes sir... goodnight...
#3521 - Money's money though, I basically sit in a box dealing with on… 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
#3519 - School, work, girlfriend, irl friends, all them things.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
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#3520 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
i've been stuck at work
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#3521 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Money's money though, I basically sit in a box dealing with one person at a time for 5-8 hours when I work.
#3512 - *mustache intensifies*  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
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#3513 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
*twirls your mustache with you*
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#3522 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
I usually charge people to touch the facial hair, but the first one's on the house
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#3523 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh... sorry...
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#3524 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
No worries, its powers can be shared
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#3525 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
I... am tired... what should I do sir...?
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#3526 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Rest young one, rest and dream of magnificent facial hair
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#3527 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
yes sir... goodnight...
#3511 - Yeah it has. Barely check in anymore, hard to be anywhere near…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
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#3516 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
school?
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#3519 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
School, work, girlfriend, irl friends, all them things.
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#3520 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
i've been stuck at work
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#3521 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Money's money though, I basically sit in a box dealing with one person at a time for 5-8 hours when I work.
#3509 - *mustache intensifies* 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
#3503 - So easily I didn't even try, one could call it a skill *twirls…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
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#3509 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
*mustache intensifies*
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#3504 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm so confused as to what you mean...
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#3512 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
*mustache intensifies*
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#3513 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
*twirls your mustache with you*
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#3522 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
I usually charge people to touch the facial hair, but the first one's on the house
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#3523 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh... sorry...
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#3524 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
No worries, its powers can be shared
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#3525 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
I... am tired... what should I do sir...?
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#3526 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Rest young one, rest and dream of magnificent facial hair
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#3527 - mangioluingi (01/11/2016) [-]
yes sir... goodnight...
#3502 - Gong yi tempai!  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on theapocalipz's profile 0
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#3506 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
it has been a very long time
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#3511 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah it has. Barely check in anymore, hard to be anywhere near active nowadays.
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#3516 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
school?
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#3519 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
School, work, girlfriend, irl friends, all them things.
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#3520 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
i've been stuck at work
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#3521 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Money's money though, I basically sit in a box dealing with one person at a time for 5-8 hours when I work.
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#3528 - xblthatguy (05/26/2016) [-]
#3487 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
You're needed by me!
check in already!
#3488 to #3487 - theapocalipz (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh?
Why hello you
#3489 to #3488 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Me?
who's me?!
#3490 to #3489 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
That's for you to know and for me to find out [spoiler] [/spoiler]
#3491 to #3490 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
nice
#3492 to #3491 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
I have tried something I was not sure I could do
And now I have learned
Through failure I succeed
You probably succeed the lame way, by not failing
#3493 to #3492 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I am pretty lame...
#3494 to #3493 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
only lametitan or whatshisface is lame
#3496 to #3494 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
woah, bringing other peopel into this now?
#3499 to #3496 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Accidentally but definitely
#3501 to #3499 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
absolute madman... how could you...
#3503 to #3501 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
So easily I didn't even try, one could call it a skill *twirls frenchy stache*
#3509 to #3503 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
*mustache intensifies*
#3504 to #3503 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm so confused as to what you mean...
#3512 to #3504 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
*mustache intensifies*
#3513 to #3512 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
*twirls your mustache with you*
#3522 to #3513 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
I usually charge people to touch the facial hair, but the first one's on the house
#3523 to #3522 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh... sorry...
#3524 to #3523 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
No worries, its powers can be shared
#3525 to #3524 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I... am tired... what should I do sir...?
#3526 to #3525 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Rest young one, rest and dream of magnificent facial hair
#3527 to #3526 - mangioluingi ONLINE
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yes sir... goodnight...
#3497 to #3496 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
#3505 to #3497 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
what?
#3507 to #3505 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
hi again
#3508 to #3507 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
H-hello?
#3514 to #3510 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
You're weirding me out...
#3515 to #3514 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
i'm sorry
#3517 to #3515 - mangioluingi ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
not sorry enough
#3518 to #3517 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
uh oh
#3495 to #3494 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
good memory
#3498 to #3495 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
****, I thought hiding behind the all seeing eye wouldn't summon you
#3500 to #3498 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
i used the falcons eye
#3502 to #3500 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Gong yi tempai!
#3506 to #3502 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
it has been a very long time
#3511 to #3506 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah it has. Barely check in anymore, hard to be anywhere near active nowadays.
#3516 to #3511 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
school?
#3519 to #3516 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
School, work, girlfriend, irl friends, all them things.
#3520 to #3519 - lametitan (01/11/2016) [-]
i've been stuck at work
#3521 to #3520 - theapocalipz (01/11/2016) [-]
Money's money though, I basically sit in a box dealing with one person at a time for 5-8 hours when I work.
#3483 - garymotherfingoak (05/30/2015) [-]
didn't think you were still around.

kewl.
#3484 to #3483 - theapocalipz (06/02/2015) [-]
Yeh, I check in every month or so I think, just in case I'm needed by anyone in particular or something.
How're you man?
#3485 to #3484 - garymotherfingoak (06/02/2015) [-]
im alright, you?
#3486 to #3485 - theapocalipz (06/10/2015) [-]
Same here, better than I used to be at least
#3474 - blackoutats (07/17/2014) [-]
#3475 to #3474 - theapocalipz (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks a ton man!
#3466 - theapocalipz (06/30/2014) [-]
**theapocalipz does the thing**
#3439 - blackoutats (06/23/2014) [-]
You gonna watch Big Brother this season?
You gonna watch Big Brother this season?
#3476 to #3439 - theapocalipz (08/01/2014) [-]
So I know I was voted out but I can't see how the votes were.
#3477 to #3476 - blackoutats (08/01/2014) [-]
3-0
#3478 to #3477 - theapocalipz (08/01/2014) [-]
Well ****
#3479 to #3478 - blackoutats (08/01/2014) [-]
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#3480 to #3479 - theapocalipz (08/01/2014) [-]
*cri cri*
Alright, time to find our who I'm rooting for
Who's all left again?
#3481 to #3480 - blackoutats (08/01/2014) [-]
dawn.artemis, gold.fangz, kis.man, t.tritt, and V.pirate
#3482 to #3481 - theapocalipz (08/01/2014) [-]
I hope the final two are fangz and kis
#3473 to #3439 - theapocalipz (07/11/2014) [-]
God I'm awful at being here when I need to be
Aaanyways, my current favorite is Donny
Zach has come down from my least favorite and isn't as bad as I thought, also love Zrankie
And I like the choices for Team America
#3462 to #3439 - theapocalipz (06/29/2014) [-]
Also
Douche cunt is douche cunt
#3463 to #3462 - blackoutats (06/30/2014) [-]
Which douche cunt are you referring to?
#3464 to #3463 - theapocalipz (06/30/2014) [-]
Couldn't bother remembering his name, the guy who's the main dick in the house so far
#3465 to #3464 - blackoutats (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't really think there is one.
Zach? Caleb? Cody? Devin? They're all a little douchey.
#3468 to #3465 - theapocalipz (06/30/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Zach, constantly saying things
#3469 to #3468 - blackoutats (06/30/2014) [-]
By the first couple episodes yeah, you would think that. But I'm watching the live feeds, and me and the rest of the fans agree he's great. Him and Frankie are like practically a showmance and it's amazing.
#3470 to #3469 - theapocalipz (06/30/2014) [-]
Really?
I never really watched the live feeds
Looked to me by the second episode he and Frankie were not getting along so well
#3471 to #3470 - blackoutats (06/30/2014) [-]
Yeah that's what we all thought too. Then feeds went up and they were cuddling and hugging and all that. They've got a final two deal, even.
#3472 to #3471 - theapocalipz (06/30/2014) [-]
Huh
Better watch the next episodes more closely then
#3467 to #3465 - theapocalipz (06/30/2014) [-]
*looking up now*
#3455 to #3439 - theapocalipz (06/26/2014) [-]
Just started watching the premiere
#3456 to #3455 - blackoutats (06/26/2014) [-]
Same.
So far so good.
#3457 to #3456 - theapocalipz (06/26/2014) [-]
>Brother of Ariana Grande, and wins first HoH
He's my favorite so far
#3458 to #3457 - blackoutats (06/26/2014) [-]
Really? I'm not a fan of him, really.
With this whole TeamAmerica thing, he's gonna get so many advantages because of Ariana fans. It's like Elissa all over again, being Rachel's sister and winning MVP three ******* weeks in a row.
#3459 to #3458 - theapocalipz (06/26/2014) [-]
Ooooh yeeeaaaah.
Didn't even think about that.
#3460 to #3459 - blackoutats (06/26/2014) [-]
Hopefully his gameplay will be good. Then I'll be able to like him.
#3461 to #3460 - theapocalipz (06/26/2014) [-]
Definitely that.
#3440 to #3439 - theapocalipz (06/23/2014) [-]
Is it almost back?
#3441 to #3440 - blackoutats (06/23/2014) [-]
Yyyyyup. First episode is the 25th I believe.
Cast was announced the other day along with some pretty ******** twists.
www.cbs.com/shows/big_brother/
#3442 to #3441 - theapocalipz (06/23/2014) [-]
******** twists?
Do tell
Because why bother actually investigating
#3443 to #3442 - blackoutats (06/23/2014) [-]
True that   
>2 HoHs each week   
>Each HoH nominates 2 people, so 4 nominees total   
>New "Battle of the Block" competition - probably determines which two nominees stay on the block   
>#TeamAmerica influencing the game
True that
>2 HoHs each week
>Each HoH nominates 2 people, so 4 nominees total
>New "Battle of the Block" competition - probably determines which two nominees stay on the block
>#TeamAmerica influencing the game
#3444 to #3443 - theapocalipz (06/23/2014) [-]
Huh
Well, it's new I'll give it that
#3445 to #3444 - blackoutats (06/23/2014) [-]
2new4me
#3446 to #3445 - theapocalipz (06/23/2014) [-]
I just want that "one of you is secretly a rat/spy" thing back
I liked that
#3447 to #3446 - blackoutats (06/23/2014) [-]
Hm. Do you mean like BB8's America's Player where one HouseGuest had to do what America told him to every week
or
Like BB12's Saboteur where one HouseGuest was there to **** with the other HGs and just generally sabotage them?
#3448 to #3447 - theapocalipz (06/23/2014) [-]
Yes
Both
I liked both but couldn't think of either
#3449 to #3448 - blackoutats (06/23/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. Those were the twists I liked the most as well. Now they're just going overboard.
#3450 to #3449 - theapocalipz (06/23/2014) [-]
We need a "Big Brother: Bring it Back" season where they do the older stuff again
#3451 to #3450 - blackoutats (06/23/2014) [-]
I feel ya.
Big Brother 10 was pretty much a "back to the basics" season. No twists, no outside influence, just pure Big Brother.
Hopefully they'll do something like that at least for BB20 because that'll be when I'm finally old enough to apply. I don't want no ******** twists hurting my game in my season.
#3452 to #3451 - theapocalipz (06/23/2014) [-]
You hoping on playing?
Damn that'd be awesome
#3453 to #3452 - blackoutats (06/23/2014) [-]
I've been planning on and and preparing to play ever since I was 8 or 9 years old.
I would be do good. But the odds of getting cast are like, reaaaaally small so. I can only hope.
#3454 to #3453 - theapocalipz (06/23/2014) [-]
Here's to you getting there buddy
#3429 - zombiesnipertwo (03/31/2014) [-]
heya
#3430 to #3429 - theapocalipz (03/31/2014) [-]
Why hello there old buddy
#3431 to #3430 - zombiesnipertwo (03/31/2014) [-]
wassup?
long time without see ya
#3432 to #3431 - theapocalipz (03/31/2014) [-]
Been on this site less frequently than before.
Other than that I'm almost graduated and can't wait to be out of school.
How about you?
#3433 to #3432 - zombiesnipertwo (03/31/2014) [-]
well I go to ponythread.com more than friendly now
you know, less admin ****
#3434 to #3433 - theapocalipz (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah
And more... Abrasive people
#3435 to #3434 - zombiesnipertwo (03/31/2014) [-]
i see it as rough love with people who can resist the jokes
reminds me of my high school times
#3436 to #3435 - theapocalipz (03/31/2014) [-]
Nearly every one of my old friends has changed their name and it's hard to keep up with who is who
#3437 to #3436 - zombiesnipertwo (03/31/2014) [-]
happens to me too   
also in ponythread I am deathmeat
happens to me too
also in ponythread I am deathmeat
#3438 to #3437 - theapocalipz (03/31/2014) [-]
Heheh
#3427 - ied (01/12/2014) [-]
sell fj points?
#3428 to #3427 - theapocalipz (01/12/2014) [-]
Nope
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