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#12 - But which throw? Circle throw? Storm throw? Vital throw? Or ev… 10 hours ago on Anthony 0
#42 - anime trash weeaboo etc. 04/06/2015 on quality content +32
#23 - sorry mate, geckosandcheerios is a pretty good guy and doesn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on attention fellow cis white... +1
User avatar #27 - carnivoreapples (04/03/2015) [-]
i might have overdone it a bit, but what he's doing sucks.
#75 - here use this 03/31/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 +1
#68 - exactly. I highly respect Kanye's lyricism, but if you cherry…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 0
User avatar #69 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
Well I mean it's intentionally stupid/funny so I wouldn't call it a bad line in the respect that it is stupid and kind of funny

But honestly there were hardly any good lines on yeezus
#13 - "Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs And her…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 +63
#91 - awesomanium (03/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #70 - jibb (03/31/2015) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#75 - theaphasic (03/31/2015) [-]
here use this
User avatar #58 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
It's not meant to be a deep line

It's meant to just be funny/stupid
User avatar #68 - theaphasic (03/31/2015) [-]
exactly. I highly respect Kanye's lyricism, but if you cherrypick, you can find stupid lyrics for almost any artist. hence comparing lyrics is generally stupid.
User avatar #69 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
Well I mean it's intentionally stupid/funny so I wouldn't call it a bad line in the respect that it is stupid and kind of funny

But honestly there were hardly any good lines on yeezus
#55 - iwillnotforgetmyna (03/31/2015) [-]
Well The Bicycle song is about not giving a shit about who's black/white/transnigger/cis/muslim/blabla and just doing your own thing
So it's still fucking awesome
#50 - anonymous (03/31/2015) [-]
>implying any "then and now" comparison ever made wasn't cherry picking.
#44 - taniv (03/31/2015) [-]
That photo is satire of the one below which looked to mock modern music compared to "what it used to be". So it's actually satirizing the cherry picking ordeal.

They also missed a couple lines in that verse but now sweat
User avatar #104 - compared (04/02/2015) [-]
Hey, thanks for the mention!

These replies are shorter than normal since I've been away for a few days and need to catch up on my mentions but don't want to take too much time.
User avatar #38 - Conemen (03/31/2015) [-]
that's a good line lmao
User avatar #22 - stripey (03/31/2015) [-]
new respect for kanye
User avatar #15 - Felris (03/30/2015) [-]
You say that like that isn't a great line.
#293 - my issue is that this comic makes it sound like there will be … 03/30/2015 on i cri evrytiem +2
#79 - "no guy has ever treated me as nice as you do" &…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2015 on i cri evrytiem +158
User avatar #245 - izdubar (03/30/2015) [-]
I support IamSofaKingdom in this. While this might be viewed as neckbeard bullshit (and it very well may be) there are just times in life when you find out just how fucked in the head girls really are.

User avatar #247 - izdubar (03/30/2015) [-]
And I don't want to be sexist, I really don't...but all the experience in my life so far has lead me to believe that women just handle some stuff in relationships quite differently, and sometimes this can seriously fuck shit up.
#293 - theaphasic (03/30/2015) [-]
my issue is that this comic makes it sound like there will be an inevitable breakup and it will be 100% because this girl is a heartless bitch and the guy was one of the few "genuine good guys" out there. Yes, I agree that it does happen. But in the vast majority of the times, real life relationships are rarely so black and white as "I tried, you were a cunt." I am immediately suspicious of any stance that makes you sound perfect/saintlike while calling out the other person as 100% to blame
User avatar #206 - IamSofaKingdom (03/30/2015) [-]
I agree it has been posted to hell on the internet but it does happen. Probably just as often as them staying with the less attractive guy because he is nicer.
User avatar #205 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (03/30/2015) [-]
Yup, papa franku said it best
#112 - iseewhatididthere (03/29/2015) [-]
Agree
#10 - meanwhile in a parallel universe 03/28/2015 on You're a wizard, Harry! +1
#9 - don't think i don't see through ur **** , mozart 03/26/2015 on First Music Pirating +133
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