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#2 - Comment deleted 10/04/2013 on Poop 0
#98214 - And that solution would be closing the borders, correct?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #98215 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
No, raising the debt ceiling.
#98212 - Never said that, I'm just worried that there may be a large am…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #98213 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
No, that'd be retarded. It happened before, it has a simple temporary solution.
User avatar #98214 - theangryrussian (10/04/2013) [-]
And that solution would be closing the borders, correct?
User avatar #98215 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
No, raising the debt ceiling.
#98209 - I'm starting to get pretty scared. The US government has prett…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... -1
User avatar #98234 - Leopard (10/04/2013) [-]
What's Martial law? And why do you have to worry if your not even in US?
User avatar #98224 - rokkarokkaali (10/04/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if there's a London in Canada or you're joking.
User avatar #98242 - misticalz (10/04/2013) [-]
LRN2GEO
User avatar #98233 - austoboyko (10/04/2013) [-]
London,Ontario
#98211 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
No...people are not going to start shooting each other.
User avatar #98216 - austoboyko (10/04/2013) [-]
There were gunshots outside the capitol building earlier today man.
User avatar #98217 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
Yeah some lady drove into some cops and got shot
User avatar #98219 - austoboyko (10/04/2013) [-]
THATS WHAT IT WAS? some lady hit a cop and they killed her?
User avatar #98222 - rokkarokkaali (10/04/2013) [-]
What is this, GTA?
User avatar #98220 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
She was evading police and ran over 2 Secret Servicemen, but yeah, she got shot
User avatar #98221 - austoboyko (10/04/2013) [-]
Oh,well shit.
User avatar #98223 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
There is a video of it of you go on cnn, its pretty obvious she knew what she was doing
User avatar #98212 - theangryrussian (10/04/2013) [-]
Never said that, I'm just worried that there may be a large amount of refugees crossing the border, and that could adversely affect the area.
User avatar #98213 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
No, that'd be retarded. It happened before, it has a simple temporary solution.
User avatar #98214 - theangryrussian (10/04/2013) [-]
And that solution would be closing the borders, correct?
User avatar #98215 - sadawedsa (10/04/2013) [-]
No, raising the debt ceiling.
#2 - HA 10/03/2013 on (untitled) 0
#2 - My mindset is that the untrained novice is much deadlier than …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Me at sportsgames -41
User avatar #12 - thedungeonmaster (10/03/2013) [-]
Is that why you can beat all the pros at sports?
User avatar #6 - funnyrage (10/03/2013) [-]
depends on what the subject is, if we are talking about martial arts for an example, the pros know how to be unpredictable and vice versa.
User avatar #4 - wiinor (10/03/2013) [-]
I take it you got that off a short story about crows? I read something similar in 6h grade . Still untrained people won't have the skill required to actually be good at things.
User avatar #16 - crows (10/04/2013) [-]
There's a story about me?
#3 - budva (10/03/2013) [-]
yeah that mindset is wrong
#8 - bann (10/03/2013) [-]
and pretty lazy
#7 - jackassalope (10/03/2013) [-]
Its not entirely wrong, but only works in the short run. A good chess player can definitely be thrown for a loop in the first few turns when playing with an amateur, but those unconventional plays will shoot him in the foot in the mid game. Also feints typically fail horribly vs amateurs, who may never notice the intentional opening.
#29 - I know what the problem is! You're taking a photo on the highway! 10/03/2013 on Wait.. something is wrong -3
#98 - MARTY! THE LIBYANS! 10/03/2013 on Russian embassy attacked +3
#112 - Whelp time to get the Canadian war machine rolling once more. 10/03/2013 on Pokemons response to the... 0
#12 - I don't know about a helf, but here's a hell-elf.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/03/2013 on HELF +5
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#22 - natbn (10/03/2013) [-]
the fuck?
User avatar #21 - cosmicapprentice (10/03/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #20 - brokentail (10/03/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #19 - DrPeppir (10/03/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #18 - duvallwhitey (10/03/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #17 - cutiepyro (10/03/2013) [-]
what
#27 - marcury (10/03/2013) [-]
Ok, I wana say... 'who'

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#92 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
NEW CAT
User avatar #93 to #92 - theangryrussian (04/28/2013) [-]
Is he a well behaved cat?
User avatar #94 to #93 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Well behaved? Dude. For about three hours he has been sitting on my couch in the same position. So he's not that hyper. So yes he is well behaved :)
User avatar #95 to #94 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
And ignoring the bed we gave him, he chooses to just take his naps on my office couch
User avatar #96 to #95 - theangryrussian (04/28/2013) [-]
sounds like a real fun cat
User avatar #97 to #96 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
He's full of joy. No really, he is. He stays in one spot, but he likes to play a lot.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theangryrussian (04/28/2013) [-]
does he do high hives? no cat's complete without high fives
User avatar #99 to #98 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
He does high TENS. Both hands, baby.
User avatar #100 to #99 - theangryrussian (04/28/2013) [-]
THIS CAT IS THE MOSTEST AMAZING CAT EVERER
User avatar #101 to #100 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
He gets so much pussy

ba dum tsss
User avatar #102 to #101 - theangryrussian (04/28/2013) [-]
go high ten him for me :D
User avatar #81 - theangryrussian (04/27/2013) [-]
HONGTONGGOBBLENUTS, I SUMMON THEE!
User avatar #82 to #81 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
PISS OFF, FILTHY PEASANT
User avatar #83 to #82 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
AND YOU MUST USE YOUR TEXT LIKE THIS, SCOUNDREL
User avatar #84 to #83 - theangryrussian (04/27/2013) [-]
hey dude, you want to come over Sunday?
User avatar #85 to #84 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #86 to #85 - theangryrussian (04/27/2013) [-]
alright, I'll call you tomorrow
User avatar #87 to #86 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh ******* ****

I'm getting a cat tomorrow, we'll have to hang sometime else. The cats name is Bruce Lee by the way
User avatar #88 to #87 - theangryrussian (04/27/2013) [-]
sounds great! Mind sending me a pic when you get it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
Will do. He's a grey-ish sort of color.
User avatar #90 to #89 - theangryrussian (04/27/2013) [-]
yaaaay! Hey, how about I go over to your place monday and meet the little guy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Okay
User avatar #75 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
HATH ANYONE PROCURED A SHIPMENT OF HONG TONG GOBBLE NUTS LATELY? FOR I FEAR MY KNICKERS ARE TWADDLING AT THE BIT MOMENTARILY
User avatar #76 to #75 - theangryrussian (02/21/2013) [-]
...what?
User avatar #77 to #76 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
Go to the hating board, comment number 31566
User avatar #78 to #77 - theangryrussian (02/21/2013) [-]
that's nice honey
User avatar #71 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (01/15/2013) [-]
Hey so, I'm supposed to do this country project in one of my classes. It's about Germany. Can you give me some good facts about the Waffen-SS? thanks! I figured you should know this because you are German, so, yeah.
User avatar #72 to #71 - theangryrussian (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh hey, sorry it took so long for me to respond. But a few good facts of the Waffen SS
-They were basically the modern equivalent of the Special Forces.
-They were some of the fiercest warriors of all time, standing up against forces 3 times their size and still emerging victorious.
-Their use of guerilla tactics (ambushes, hit and run squads, improvised traps, etc) enabled them to completely decimate entire platoons in mere minutes.
-Their technological advancements over their enemies proved to be an incredible advantage (but unfortunately for them the sheer brute force of the Allies was too much)
-Technological marvels included the first operational jet fighter, jet bomber and the heaviest battle tank ever to leave the production line (Maus heavy tank)
-Despite the hardships experienced later in the war, such as lack of food, economical collapse and destruction of weapons manufacturers could not stop them. Through all this they remained amazingly accurate shooters, tough as a 2 dollar steak and fitter than Mr. Universe.
If there's any specific details you want, just ask.
User avatar #73 to #72 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (01/16/2013) [-]
this is gold
User avatar #74 to #73 - theangryrussian (01/16/2013) [-]
no problemo alfriendo
#64 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (12/30/2012) [-]
Hey, thought you might like this wallpaper...
User avatar #65 to #64 - theangryrussian (12/31/2012) [-]
oh sweet! Bad Company 2 Vietnam! always wanted it but I'm broke off my ass... I have the base game but DLCs are out of the question right now...
User avatar #51 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
merry christmas fagget
User avatar #52 to #51 - theangryrussian (12/29/2012) [-]
wazzap? how's your holiday goin so far?
#53 to #52 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
I got a lava lamp, and these albums.
#54 to #53 - theangryrussian (12/29/2012) [-]
I got a brand new paintball gun. It's a spyder MR-100. problem is, it looks like an assault rifle from a distance... given the recent "incident" down in the states, that could be a problem...
User avatar #58 to #54 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, don't take it outside haha!
User avatar #55 to #54 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
Anything else? And, I got some jones root beer, and my cousin Anthony came over.
User avatar #56 to #55 - theangryrussian (12/29/2012) [-]
socks. lots of socks. also zombie survival guide.
User avatar #57 to #56 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
I ******* love socks
User avatar #60 to #57 - theangryrussian (12/29/2012) [-]
oh god dammit what the **** ...
yknow that windows thing where you click and drag accross the desktop? my dad just yelled "DON'T DO THAT ON MY ******* COMPUTER!". "why?" "BECAUSE I SAID SO."
"that doesn't answer my question." SMACK upside the head.
User avatar #62 to #60 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
And what the hell is wrong with windows drag?
User avatar #63 to #62 - theangryrussian (12/30/2012) [-]
my question exactly.
User avatar #61 to #60 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
Yes, I read it on the advice board. Just don't touch the computer, I guess. Just ask him what the hell is wrong
User avatar #59 to #57 - theangryrussian (12/29/2012) [-]
godsend to me... mine are full of holes
User avatar #48 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]
Okay, THIS is ******* funny. ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/lol-may-actually-mean-lucifer-lord-174 611937.html read the part where it says


YOLO means "youth obeying Lucifer's orders"
SWAG means "Satan's wishes are granted
LMAO means "Lucifer massacres all oppressors"
BRB means "Beelzebub rules below"
**** means "now Satan fulfills wishes"
GTL means "gym tan Lucifer

******* christians.
User avatar #49 to #48 - theangryrussian (11/28/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #50 to #49 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]
I'm going to start saying LOL to christians more often
User avatar #47 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/20/2012) [-]
Can I come over at 7? I'm lonely. Skittles n cola gummies n joy n wonder will be brought
#45 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
Hey. I'm coming over in about 15 minutes, okay? I'll bring you some of those cola gummies.   
   
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Hey. I'm coming over in about 15 minutes, okay? I'll bring you some of those cola gummies.

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User avatar #46 to #45 - theangryrussian (11/15/2012) [-]
rooger thoot
User avatar #44 - theangryrussian (11/03/2012) [-]
sorry about all those retarded comments, some prick found my password and has been ******* around with my account. I changed the password so it should stop for a little while...
User avatar #31 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/28/2012) [-]
FRONTPAGE!
User avatar #32 to #31 - theangryrussian (10/29/2012) [-]
AWESOME! btw I have a fever if you were thinking about coming over don't
User avatar #33 to #32 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/29/2012) [-]
I wasn't planning to. What kind of fever? anyways, everybody's preparing for the hurricane and I'm just sitting here masturbating. True.
User avatar #34 to #33 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/29/2012) [-]
PLUS,I'm too lazy to walk over there in this **** weather.
User avatar #35 to #34 - theangryrussian (10/29/2012) [-]
iunno what kind... and about the storm, I'm gonna stay outside and sit on the bench on the porch and watch the cows fly by
User avatar #36 to #35 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/29/2012) [-]
I hate this ******* storm. I heard is gon rain on halloween, **********
User avatar #37 to #36 - theangryrussian (10/29/2012) [-]
I'm going out as shaggy... **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/29/2012) [-]
I'm Freddy Krueger.
User avatar #39 to #38 - theangryrussian (10/29/2012) [-]
my other idea was to go out as Fred and run around saying "Allright gang, lets see who's REALLY behind this mask!
User avatar #40 to #39 - theangryrussian (10/29/2012) [-]
and then ripping it off.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/29/2012) [-]
You should rip off my mask while doing that
User avatar #42 to #41 - theangryrussian (10/29/2012) [-]
yeah my sentence got messed up
User avatar #43 to #42 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/29/2012) [-]
you accidently a word
User avatar #27 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2012) [-]
I just realize why I couldn't pick up items... it's because I only have 108 points! I am the biggest dumbass ever
User avatar #29 to #28 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2012) [-]
so THAT is why I couldn't pick up ******* rares! When items are back up, it begins...
User avatar #30 to #29 - theangryrussian (10/24/2012) [-]
so you headin over bout now?
User avatar #26 - exrflarion (10/21/2012) [-]
DO IT FAGGOT
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User avatar #25 to #24 - theangryrussian (10/09/2012) [-]
depends what items. and for what you're willing to trade.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - theangryrussian (09/29/2012) [-]
That depends. What do you want, and what are you offering?
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User avatar #20 to #19 - theangryrussian (09/30/2012) [-]
for all of them, the stove and a greed soul. Deal?
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User avatar #22 to #21 - theangryrussian (09/30/2012) [-]
No problemo.
#13 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (09/27/2012) [-]
Haven't talked to you in a long time. Anyways, I'm coming to visit you tomorrow
User avatar #14 to #13 - theangryrussian (09/27/2012) [-]
Waht a soopreese
#15 to #14 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (09/27/2012) [-]
y iz it a surprise?
y iz it a surprise?
User avatar #16 to #15 - theangryrussian (09/27/2012) [-]
Reeeeeesoons
User avatar #5 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh hey, me again, I forgot to tell you, my Dad finally bought me a Danelectro DC-59. It's a fabulous flashy green color, and it has THREE ************* PICKUPS.
User avatar #6 to #5 - theangryrussian (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, sorry I took so long to respond, I was busy banging my head on the wall.
User avatar #7 to #6 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, really? What's wrong now? Anyways, I got the uitar.
User avatar #9 to #7 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]
*guitar
User avatar #8 to #7 - theangryrussian (07/31/2012) [-]
because you have it and not me.
User avatar #11 to #8 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]
Are you angry, brother?
User avatar #10 to #8 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh you... My dad and me were in Toronto for a football game, we came across a pawn shop, I spotted it, I tried it on a 60's amp, and my dad got it for me.
User avatar #12 to #10 - theangryrussian (07/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 - theangryrussian (05/24/2012) [-]
Michael, touch my account again and I'll rip your head off. I don't even know how you found my password.
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