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#66 - It's not cheap  [+] (2 replies) 09/15/2016 on Anon suggests a bun 0
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#67 - dopebrooke (09/15/2016) [-]
Yeah well depends how bad you want facial hair gone

why do u not want facial hair
#69 - theXsjados (09/15/2016) [-]
Grows in shitty, doesn't shave well. I have two choices, constant neckbeard state using only trimmers to cut hair, or constant red neck state as shaving turns my neck bright red for at least 24 hours, and eventually becomes neck acne that hurts.

To top it all off my hairs are thick and grow fast, but my facial hair density is shit, so a patchy ass shit their beard is all I get if I stop shaving, and I have to shave at least every other day.
#19 - And here I am wishing I could find a cheap method to permanent…  [+] (8 replies) 09/14/2016 on Anon suggests a bun +2
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#54 - cookiecoketwo (09/15/2016) [-]
Cancer
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#31 - dopebrooke (09/15/2016) [-]
electrolisis (idk if in spelling ir sayin that rite)
#66 - theXsjados (09/15/2016) [-]
It's not cheap
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#67 - dopebrooke (09/15/2016) [-]
Yeah well depends how bad you want facial hair gone

why do u not want facial hair
#69 - theXsjados (09/15/2016) [-]
Grows in shitty, doesn't shave well. I have two choices, constant neckbeard state using only trimmers to cut hair, or constant red neck state as shaving turns my neck bright red for at least 24 hours, and eventually becomes neck acne that hurts.

To top it all off my hairs are thick and grow fast, but my facial hair density is shit, so a patchy ass shit their beard is all I get if I stop shaving, and I have to shave at least every other day.
#23 - leeftur (09/15/2016) [-]
My hair is really strong and I keep shaving it because I don't really like it too much (its really strong and I can't style it for shit, I can comb it for 20 minutes and he just does whatever the fuck he wants anyway and I don't like it). I actually think it is even stronger because I keep shaving it.

I'm keeping my beard though. Looks pretty allright.
#24 - drewjitsu (09/15/2016) [-]
let your hair grow into a luxurious mane...the weight will make it manageable. Mine is the same way...grows straight out, like it's running away from my head. Enough weight and it's starting to get mane-like. A few more months and I will look like simba!!! I'm a ginger...he's my hero.
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#21 - elevatorbaby (09/15/2016) [-]
Chemo duh
#82 - Me and my friend drive armored trucks and we talk about this a…  [+] (2 replies) 09/13/2016 on I don't want to drive anymore 0
#104 - anon (09/13/2016) [-]
But they all died, including him.

Also would you be incapable of jumping out on the runaway ramp? Is it too short?
#120 - theXsjados (09/14/2016) [-]
Like I said, I would rather blow through an intersection and hope I can stop, than divert to my death. Even if I die, at least I tried to save myself.

And jumping out? Of a moving vehicle? Even at speeds as low as 15 mph that's going to seriously fuck you up, and a truck the size of the trucks I drive weigh around 26,000 pounds, meaning they ain't going to be going 15 mph down hill. I'm looking at an, at least, 50 mph impact with the ground. That, and I'm in an armored truck. The driver door is designed to be very difficult to open, with a locking system that is designed to defend against metal cutting tools and drills. Which means while I'm bouncing around at 50-70 mph I have to manipulate a heavy as balls (bullet resistant glass is heavier than steel per square inch) door with 3 locking mechanisms in the split seconds I have to bail out.
#15 - I should be working towards that, especial with my aspirations…  [+] (1 reply) 09/11/2016 on 220lb(90kg) girl asks for... 0
#62 - matthewonetwothree (09/11/2016) [-]
Lots of running, running to the point of puking pushups and lots of pull ups with some more running and dieting

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