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the taco king

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Gender: male
Age: 24
X-box Gamertag: thetacoking129
Interests: art
Date Signed Up:9/06/2009
Last Login:5/10/2016
Location:maryland
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#12 - Good on you Sam.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on you know you live in a... +2
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#14 - therealmarkiplier (12/23/2015) [-]
Come back...
#4328355 - I am a huge massive faggot that needs 20 dildoes in his ass to… 08/26/2013 on Play items 0
#5906232 - I am a huge massive faggot that needs 20 dildoes in his ass to… 08/26/2013 on Happy Little Board 0
#14 - psst.. here is the full movie  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2013 on "You're one hell of a... 0
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#15 - demandsgayversion (08/07/2013) [-]
Does it work on it's own or does it draw plot from the TV show I haven't seen?
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#16 - warvolk (08/07/2013) [-]
It works on it's own, as long as you know at least a little bit of the DC universe
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#17 - demandsgayversion (08/07/2013) [-]
And that's how I found out "Flaspoint" is also a porn.
#2142 - no seriously I live in brandywine 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#2122 - im also in brandywine  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... +1
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#2134 - whynotzoidberglol (06/15/2013) [-]
Pulling my chain, doesn't help anything, sir.
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#2142 - the taco king (06/15/2013) [-]
no seriously I live in brandywine
#1868 - Prince Georges County here  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
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#2085 - whynotzoidberglol (06/15/2013) [-]
Where are you at? I'm in Brandywine, just a mile from Charles County
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#2122 - the taco king (06/15/2013) [-]
im also in brandywine
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#2134 - whynotzoidberglol (06/15/2013) [-]
Pulling my chain, doesn't help anything, sir.
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#2142 - the taco king (06/15/2013) [-]
no seriously I live in brandywine
#2 - if you screen-cap it will tell the sender  [+] (22 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Snapchat (1) +32
#113 - thelivinggun (06/14/2013) [-]
People honestly don't know how to screenshot without notifying the sender?
#32 - ninetyninepercent (06/14/2013) [-]
TIP: You can screenshot on an android without it sending a notification.
Also. If you have an iphone you can take a screenshot without it sending a notification by screenshotting and then quickly press the home button twice.
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#25 - darthtiberius (06/14/2013) [-]
Not if you do it on an android
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#16 - zedong (06/14/2013) [-]
actually, with an iPhone (don't know how it is with other phones), if you screen-cap, but don't release the buttons until after the snap is finished, it wont tell the sender.

I don't even own a smartphone, bu i think it works like that
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#42 - crazyhindu (06/14/2013) [-]
you don't own one yet you think thats how it works?
#7 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
What are they gonna do? call the cops?
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#14 - srapture (06/13/2013) [-]
"911. What's your emergency?"
"I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to a guy. He screencapped it even though he was only meant to see them for 10 seconds!"
"... "

I think they would take it very seriously.
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#26 - aldheim (06/14/2013) [-]
Sounds to me like that perverted bastard raped her.
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#73 - aharris (06/14/2013) [-]
she was obviously drunk and very vulnerable when she sent that picture
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#27 - srapture (06/14/2013) [-]
Definitely. This kind of thing wouldn't happen if we had Male Castration Day instead of Father's Day, as suggested by intelligent, mentally-sound feminists.
#81 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
1. Go to omegle
2. Set "femenism" as interest
3. You know what to do
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#40 - crazyhindu (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah lets castrate all males! that won't destroy our species at all!
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#98 - crazyhindu (06/14/2013) [-]
oh no.
#6 - tacosmells (06/13/2013) [-]
put your phone in airplane mode before looking at the pic and taking the screen cap
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#5 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/13/2013) [-]
Not like they can do much about it if they're legal. It was their choice to send the image.
#4 - kungfujesusx (06/13/2013) [-]
take a picture of the photo with another phone
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#100 - dayasalion (06/14/2013) [-]
brb let me just get my laptop ready in case someone snapchats me and i need to use the 2mp front facing camera on it.
#15 - yourmomismyhostage (06/13/2013) [-]
holy shit thats what I've done and i have so much fap material.. and blackmail
#8 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
kungfujesusx has a legitimate solution. if I need to save a picture I take a picture of my phone with my 3ds
#9 - kungfujesusx (06/13/2013) [-]
thank you anon, thank you very much
#3 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
and what?
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#22064 - i will give it a shot tomorrow if i have a chance  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
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#22067 - lazylazarus (01/20/2013) [-]
thank you my good sir