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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#296 - or you know i went to my uncles military wedding in it, a year…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0
User avatar #300 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
Or, because you're not active, you can be infantry and the same thing you're doing right now and not be a faggot and call others," Battle" like you just got out of basic. Maybe I'm looking into this wrong and you're pursuing a degree online and if that is true you're just stupid. Engineering or Computer Science or go home. No military job other than the few top-tier ones will look decent on your resume.
User avatar #305 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
well thats not fully true, i was able to get a job because i had experience of working in warehouses, and using forklifts, also ive been using the term battle for the past 2 years now, and yeah i understand i can do online college and go active, but you know how much more time i would have to put in for that, the logical thing to do in my situation would be to go to college.
User avatar #306 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
The first half was referring to Reserves or being a Nasty Girl. You know, I was referring to an actual career, not a part time job or making near minimum wage.
User avatar #309 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
Well i do make above minimum wage, actually i make very good money, but if i go active duty i will make a lot less than i do now, so until i go through OCS or ROTC then i dont plan on submitting my packet for deployment
User avatar #314 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
1. I'm National Guard and proud (probably due to being in the best NG brigade in the nation)
2. I went to a senior military college for a year (University of North Georgia)

Have you even started ROTC? Terrible choice.
User avatar #316 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
i have not, i leaning toward OCS after college, but ROTC is always an option, and yeah im reserves up in PA, our national guard is huge though
User avatar #317 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
OCS, by far and you're not guaranteed a slot for the commission. Seen a kid have a 3.7 in Chemistry and was ranked highly in the corps not even pass a review board to even be considered for a commission.
User avatar #302 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
*do
#176 - hey battle, where yah stationed?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/26/2014 on she'll be shy but... -1
User avatar #285 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
And this tool put a fucking graduation day photo as his profile picture. Holy shit, how motivated can one be? Oh, no blue cord, that solves why he did this.
User avatar #296 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
or you know i went to my uncles military wedding in it, a year and a half ago, also really? you're criticizing me for not being infantry, listen im trying to get my degree, and find a job in the army that will give me experience in the civilian world, and infantry wont do that.
User avatar #300 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
Or, because you're not active, you can be infantry and the same thing you're doing right now and not be a faggot and call others," Battle" like you just got out of basic. Maybe I'm looking into this wrong and you're pursuing a degree online and if that is true you're just stupid. Engineering or Computer Science or go home. No military job other than the few top-tier ones will look decent on your resume.
User avatar #305 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
well thats not fully true, i was able to get a job because i had experience of working in warehouses, and using forklifts, also ive been using the term battle for the past 2 years now, and yeah i understand i can do online college and go active, but you know how much more time i would have to put in for that, the logical thing to do in my situation would be to go to college.
User avatar #306 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
The first half was referring to Reserves or being a Nasty Girl. You know, I was referring to an actual career, not a part time job or making near minimum wage.
User avatar #309 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
Well i do make above minimum wage, actually i make very good money, but if i go active duty i will make a lot less than i do now, so until i go through OCS or ROTC then i dont plan on submitting my packet for deployment
User avatar #314 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
1. I'm National Guard and proud (probably due to being in the best NG brigade in the nation)
2. I went to a senior military college for a year (University of North Georgia)

Have you even started ROTC? Terrible choice.
User avatar #316 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
i have not, i leaning toward OCS after college, but ROTC is always an option, and yeah im reserves up in PA, our national guard is huge though
User avatar #317 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
OCS, by far and you're not guaranteed a slot for the commission. Seen a kid have a 3.7 in Chemistry and was ranked highly in the corps not even pass a review board to even be considered for a commission.
User avatar #302 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
*do
#3 - so far theif is one of my favorite games, it gives somewhat of… 02/26/2014 on Best Response Ever 0
#94 - speaking of child porn, a teacher i had back in 8th grade got …  [+] (21 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Actually happened 1 week ago +1
#97 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs (02/25/2014) [-]
i still dont see whats the big deal of possessing CP

yea sure some eggs had to be broke to make it, but we all have sick fetishes. if i judge CP, ill have to judge people who masturbate to furry and MLP, and thus the shitstorm never ends.
User avatar #115 - leonhardt (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah because cartoon animals are the same as real human children.
#123 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs (02/25/2014) [-]
so morbid is legal


but CP isnt?

what about morbid of children? thats still legal...
User avatar #125 - leonhardt (02/25/2014) [-]
If you masturbate/are sexually attracted to morbid, you should be in a padded, white cell in a straight jacket.
#126 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs (02/25/2014) [-]
i dont look at morbid in a sexual way, same with CP.. im just curious to see how it would look like. before you call me a pedo, i never seen CP to begin with, but i want to view the most sickest video on the internet ever made. something that makes 2girls1cup look like weaksauce. something so gruesome and so disturbing, that you will get nightmares and severe depression. And any possession of that said video will get you in jail for life.

pls for the love of god, SHOW ME THAT VIDEO. IF IT EXISTS
User avatar #143 - jamessevensix (02/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #128 - leonhardt (02/25/2014) [-]
Do I look like a guy who has that shit just laying around?
#130 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs (02/25/2014) [-]
you sound like a guy who's done great amounts research to state such bold opinions among others.
User avatar #131 - leonhardt (02/25/2014) [-]
What research do you think I had to do to come to the conclusion "People who masturbate to royally fucked up shit are themselves fucked up"?
User avatar #113 - mrjunebug (02/25/2014) [-]
Most of the time, child pornography is forced on the child. MLP porn is just an animation. It doesn't harm anyone. Although It's considered weird to jack off to cartoon ponies, it's not illegal or a bad thing. Masturbating to a child getting raped on footage is not only illegal, but against common decency to do so.

I can see videos of dumb fucks involved in gangs and drugs getting decapitated without feeling bad. But when it involves children or animals, it fucking breaks me. I was once emailed a link to a video called "Daisy's Destruction". It ruined me. I had nightmares and I fell into a depression for a while. I couldn't tell anyone about it either for obvious reasons.
User avatar #134 - theblondefetus (02/25/2014) [-]
that video tho

Is that the one with the baby
User avatar #135 - mrjunebug (02/25/2014) [-]
Nah. It's the one with a young child (3 to 8 yo. Depending on whom you ask) being raped, tortured and eventually killed by several adults. I wouldn't recommend searching it though. I only told "asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs" about how to find it because he asked. But i'm pretty sure one can end up in deep shit for even trying to search it. Also, it's really intense. It fucked me up really bad.
#121 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs (02/25/2014) [-]
im curious, but do you still have the video?

i know how you feel though.. i seen afgans cut a horses neck while it was alive, and all the blood oozing while it was squirm. i went into a mild depression and became hateful of such cruel actions towards animals and humans.

maybe if you show me the video, id do the same to CP and view the world from your point of view.
User avatar #133 - mrjunebug (02/25/2014) [-]
Nah, man. I don't have it. I couldn't for the life of me save such a video. I remember the name and experience I felt from it so clearly though. Trying searching for "Daisy's Destruction" on Google. I don't think you can find it through there, but it's worth a shot. If not, ask /b/. I'm sure someone on there might have it.
User avatar #109 - hashtronaut (02/25/2014) [-]
all 3 should be judged... harshly
#111 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs (02/25/2014) [-]
exactly.

its either all or neither.

fuck the gays, fuck the furries, fuck the ponyfuckers, fuck interracialism, fuck everything that isnt a man and women (of age of course) fucking.
User avatar #116 - leonhardt (02/25/2014) [-]
*plays banjo angrily*
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#103 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs (02/25/2014) [-]
correct.

i would behind a mask. but still, people even view watching loli as illegal just because its impersonating a child (a.k.a. admins rule on NSFW) then they argue it makes people do it in real life, while the same argument thats made against video games, yet no one agrees to it.

theres tons of morbid sites that show people getting their head chops off and dicks ripped apart. dont see why we allow that, yet we dont allow CP. not saying that id watch it, or wanna watch it, but im sorta curious to see everything the internet has to offer. but the important point is, people need to understand there is SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, that masturbates to that sick shit.

and thats ok...
User avatar #117 - leonhardt (02/25/2014) [-]
Masturbating to children is not okay.
User avatar #105 - pamman (02/25/2014) [-]
I guess it's hard if someone's caught to prove if they just downloaded it off the internet, or -they- were the ones who made it. The feds REALLY take CP seriously, and seeing "man charged for possession of cp is let free under technicality" by the press doesn't really look good for them. The way I see it, keep it with loli. That way, nobody is hurt.
#2 - ***** you're right 02/24/2014 on He has spoken. 0
#825 - 4 02/23/2014 on FJ Demographics +1
#792 - i love you 02/23/2014 on FJ Demographics +2
#791 - picture was taken a year ago, but good observation skills pal!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on FJ Demographics +1
User avatar #814 - zombifier (02/23/2014) [-]
so you have 2 now?
User avatar #825 - thatonetyler (02/23/2014) [-]
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#27 - it can be possible, my father invested in a stock that was 2.1… 02/22/2014 on Invest in stocks, my friends 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on parking space here +3
User avatar #19 - waffies (02/22/2014) [-]
*boop*
#25 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2014) [-]
That's what gets me, why when they have come that close to a crash, do they touch anything in the car, i would have my arms and legs retracted into my body at that stage.
#33 - i have to lift in order to stay in shape for my job.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2014 on FJ Demographics +20
User avatar #615 - zombifier (02/22/2014) [-]
...you only have 1 award, which you get for completing boot camp.....................................................
User avatar #791 - thatonetyler (02/23/2014) [-]
picture was taken a year ago, but good observation skills pal!
User avatar #814 - zombifier (02/23/2014) [-]
so you have 2 now?
User avatar #825 - thatonetyler (02/23/2014) [-]
4
#516 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2014) [-]
What are you? An elevator?
User avatar #792 - thatonetyler (02/23/2014) [-]
i love you
#367 - I ******* KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!! hahahaha 02/21/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
#35 - just look down 02/21/2014 on Sometimes you have to learn... +5
#360 - put your damn tags away  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
User avatar #365 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
Out of regs dirtbag all day everyday son
User avatar #367 - thatonetyler (02/21/2014) [-]
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!! hahahaha
#27 - children of the grave is a great song!! 02/20/2014 on Why Everybody Loves Black... 0
#62 - was any body else thinking of the dark brotherhood? 02/20/2014 on And you thought female... +1
#15 - heaven and hell is probably my favorite song that was made by them  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Why Everybody Loves Black... 0
User avatar #16 - tkfourtwoone (02/20/2014) [-]
Dude, with all due respect to Dio, may he rock in peace in whatever after life there may be, but...

Dio ain't got shit on Ozzy. Sabbath with Dio remind me of hippies.

P.S.: Children of the Grave, arguably one of the most metal songs, ever.
User avatar #27 - thatonetyler (02/20/2014) [-]
children of the grave is a great song!!
#15 - true that, but people get realllly ******* weird … 02/20/2014 on Party on 0
#173 - Comment deleted 02/20/2014 on Admin's guide to not being... +3
#19 - i can finally use this picture 02/20/2014 on Old, But Gold +1
#4 - ******* god, not you again, i have ran into you m…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2014 on You won't be so lucky next... 0
User avatar #5 - ohhh (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm jesus, you have no choice but to run into me.
User avatar #9 - nimithecat (02/19/2014) [-]
ohhh shiiiit...
#27 - tlstheseen (02/19/2014) [-]
ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh
#830 - im confused 02/19/2014 on Seems Legit! 0
#829 - Comment deleted 02/19/2014 on Seems Legit! 0
#69 - how does someone not know what ethnicity means  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on FJ Demographics (Redo) +5
#180 - Womens Study Major (02/19/2014) [-]
Well, peanutbitter doesn't know. What he means is "race" not "ethnicity".
#7840923 - yes 02/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
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#29 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2014) [-]
....POG
User avatar #27 - theflamingfire (01/02/2014) [-]
Is that avatar you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
le 9gag
User avatar #14 to #13 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
le u dunt got the front pagte xddd
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
omfg x360 nah scope
User avatar #16 to #15 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
trolled hard :))
User avatar #17 to #16 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
haha not even soo runescape is a gay ******* game....
User avatar #18 to #17 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
I wouldn't know, it seems like a cheaper version of WoW.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
it is, me and like 20 people from /b/ made a clan last night call 9gag swag, and we didn't know what the hell was going on in the game, cas all this **** was changed and what not
User avatar #20 to #19 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
Minecraft is pretty cool.
User avatar #21 to #20 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
i want to play minecraft but my laptop is **** and i need a new one, or a desktop, you got any idea what i should buy?
User avatar #23 to #21 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
I think a desktop would be faster, you can ask an employee or do research what computers are good for gaming.
User avatar #22 to #21 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
Well buying an xbox would be too much, but that is what I have it on because of my friends.
User avatar #24 to #22 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
ohh yeah i have an xbox, but i broke it cas my friends spilled vodka on it!
User avatar #25 to #24 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
Well, that is inconvenient.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
yeah, I was quite pissed, because i gotta buy a new one now.
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