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#211 - have you checked my profile picture?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on God dammit Tyler, you had... 0
User avatar #222 - thedungeonmaster (01/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=edZjdgU0asM Here, you may not have gotten my joke.
User avatar #225 - thatonetyler (01/25/2014) [-]
holy shit, she is so ignorant.
User avatar #226 - thedungeonmaster (01/25/2014) [-]
It's cringe worthy isn't it
User avatar #227 - thatonetyler (01/25/2014) [-]
it really is, i dont understand how you can hate someone because of a name.
#53 - holy **** yes, lord of the rings battle for middl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Tom Muthafucking Bombadil +4
User avatar #76 - carlonord (01/24/2014) [-]
Third*
#21 - well even though your name isnt tyler, I like you because of y… 01/24/2014 on God dammit Tyler, you had... 0
#20 - i'm sorry, i didn't realize this until after he replied back. 01/24/2014 on God dammit Tyler, you had... 0
#91 - season three will be coming out next fall 01/24/2014 on Heh see what she did there? 0
#7 - ill just do what everyone else on the internet does and call y… 01/24/2014 on God dammit Tyler, you had... +10
#3 - but i get iced coffee in the winter 01/24/2014 on new Insanity Wolf postings... 0
#7 - >inb4 people will mention that half of these are Army photos 01/23/2014 on Big iron +1
#5 - here have a picture of this glorious man beast named William. 01/23/2014 on i wanted Ashely :'( +1
#3 - Ashley*  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on i wanted Ashely :'( 0
#4 - meringueluka (01/23/2014) [-]
... fuck.
#5 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
here have a picture of this glorious man beast named William.
#2 - good job tyler, your making our name sound good  [+] (14 new replies) 01/23/2014 on God dammit Tyler, you had... +53
User avatar #119 - deliver (01/24/2014) [-]
Our name still isn't good
User avatar #94 - thedungeonmaster (01/24/2014) [-]
No, every Tyler on earth still doesn't dress appropriately or do his homework. It's a fact.
User avatar #211 - thatonetyler (01/24/2014) [-]
have you checked my profile picture?
User avatar #222 - thedungeonmaster (01/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=edZjdgU0asM Here, you may not have gotten my joke.
User avatar #225 - thatonetyler (01/25/2014) [-]
holy shit, she is so ignorant.
User avatar #226 - thedungeonmaster (01/25/2014) [-]
It's cringe worthy isn't it
User avatar #227 - thatonetyler (01/25/2014) [-]
it really is, i dont understand how you can hate someone because of a name.
#70 - MercurySenshi (01/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - therollingstoner (01/24/2014) [-]
my names Skyler and sometimes I think somebody called my name but really they were asking for Tyler... shit pisses me off
User avatar #21 - thatonetyler (01/24/2014) [-]
well even though your name isnt tyler, I like you because of your username!
#15 - coustify (01/24/2014) [-]
And you tarnish it with your punctuation and usage of the wrong form of "you're".
User avatar #20 - thatonetyler (01/24/2014) [-]
i'm sorry, i didn't realize this until after he replied back.
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (01/24/2014) [-]
I am a Tyler and can confirm that our name has a bad reputation.
I mean look at you, you can't even comprehend contractions or punctuation
User avatar #7 - thatonetyler (01/24/2014) [-]
ill just do what everyone else on the internet does and call you a homosexual.
#56 - ***** i aint 4 01/23/2014 on Facebook +1
#36 - i feel yah mah man, **** sucks! but hey life goes… 01/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#80 - haha yeah **** that guy, he reminds me of paris h… 01/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#336 - Admins a pretty cool guy 01/23/2014 on Voice message from Admin +5
#22 - dude with a beard im ugly as all hell! haha but yeah love is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#23 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Girls like that, man....

Good talk with you, i gotta go. it is getting late for me. Good night
#20 - and i gained a very flirtatious reputation throughout my schoo… 01/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#19 - haha dude it was definitely my fault on the tess one, but she … 01/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - PART 3 of my failures with girls : AMY, now amy was special, i…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#21 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
That had to suck, man. Past is past.

6 years ago, I used to have best friend Eddie in Junior school. He fell in love with my CLOSE female friend, there was nothing sexual going on between me and her in that time to be honest. Shes 7/10 and I 5/10. Eddie and she started to date. One year passed... We are still close friend at that time. Occasionally, she would complain about Eddie n things and I would listen to her. Few months later, she confessed she likes me and still likes me. WHAT THE FUCK? I feel like we are more like sister and brother... But I sometimes had sexual fantasy about her. Sht have been goin on for few more months, we would make out and things(no sex though) even tho shes still with Eddie. sht was so cash. I cant help it but feel bad for Eddie cuz NTR'd. I stopped doing this shit with her and told her to be honest with Eddie. I feel so bad cuz I started to like her. Eddie and I almost got in a fight but Eddie understands her feelings and let it go. I apologized to Eddie and we are all cool now. She's in love with Eddie and still with him even now. Love is amazing thing, i tell you. Eddie is lucky to have her.

Now I think I am 7/10 now. Your average neckbeard(Not that bad) Without beard, I look ugly af lol.
User avatar #22 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
dude with a beard im ugly as all hell! haha but yeah love is a very strange thing, but its wonderful, and even in the lowest of lows, you can always find it also i have a regret story, but ill keep it short, fucked a girl, we'll call her S, and S never told me she had a bf, well i would go over for the occasionally bj and after the first time we fucked i find out she has a bf, i fucking got out of that place like a fucking sperm coming out of a dick haha, yeah i dont talk to the hoe no moe
#23 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Girls like that, man....

Good talk with you, i gotta go. it is getting late for me. Good night
#15 - so fast forward a month later after our lovey dovey stuff, tes…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #20 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
and i gained a very flirtatious reputation throughout my school so now girls dont really give me a chance just because of the emily and bri thing haha fml!
#17 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Did you at least tell her that you got in trouble anyways? I will admit you kinda fuck that up regardless. Sorry, man. Are you going to a college?
User avatar #19 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
haha dude it was definitely my fault on the tess one, but she could have looked past me not being able to hang for one month and nah im gonna be going to community college soon
#14 - ehh its been a year, but the next couple of stories show how m…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
I know not all girls are like this but I seriously dislike girls who are dense/carefree like that... I have a feeling the next story of your is ntr.
User avatar #15 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
so fast forward a month later after our lovey dovey stuff, tess says "hey tyler sleep over tonight, we will set up the tent in the yard, grab a bottle and have a good night' woohoo im getting laid!!, well i go over to her house early because i left something there from the previous night, now what i forgot to tell you is im 16 but i dont have my license and im driving my dads car and he's not home, he is in the Bahamas, with my step moms, so my grandma is the one who is checking up on me, so while im gone and so is the car, she checks on me, calls my dad, and i get into a shitstorm of trouble so no sleep over, no sex, im grounded, i dont talk to tess for about a month after that, all her feelings for me faded away, and she friendzoned me again, a few months after this i flip shit, call her out for random shit, tell her my feelings, she aint having it, i get kicked to the curb, we're not really friends anymore
User avatar #20 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
and i gained a very flirtatious reputation throughout my school so now girls dont really give me a chance just because of the emily and bri thing haha fml!
#17 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Did you at least tell her that you got in trouble anyways? I will admit you kinda fuck that up regardless. Sorry, man. Are you going to a college?
User avatar #19 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
haha dude it was definitely my fault on the tess one, but she could have looked past me not being able to hang for one month and nah im gonna be going to community college soon
#12 - ok so what happened was we were young and **** , f…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) -1
#13 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Man... Sorry about that. Yeah, sure if you want. I am here. You should at least try to explain to Bri about what actually happened. Some girls like honesty. I hope you build a relationship with her asap, not date n shit. If a girl don't like/love you for being yourself, you might as well forget about them.
User avatar #18 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
PART 3 of my failures with girls : AMY, now amy was special, i never felt this way about a girl before, she was goofy, cute, nice,smart, just alll around a good person, now we started to talk last February, and we kicked things off right away, we both fell in love with eachother, just my love was a little more stronger, so we're all lovey dovey and stuff but then june comes around. we didnt officially date because im leaving for the army on june 17th. so the morning of my leave date i get a text saying she cant wait to see me and she'll wait for me and how proud she is and the text was also attached with a picture of us at her graduation which i did volunteer work for just to see her and my friends graduate, so I get to reception and i have my phone for 3 more days and talk to her, telling her i cant wait to see her again etc... so during BCT you only can write letters, so thats what i did, but i broke, i got so sad from never getting a letter back from here(turns out i forgot 1 letter in her address, she didnt get my letters until my last week of BCT) so during my training i was very distraught because of her, and heartbroken, it sucked. So i come back and shes at college, so i wont be able to see her till she visits home, well she visits home a 7 or 8 times in a 2 month span and never tells me or says she is to busy to hang, so then thanksgiving comes around she is still to busy, i still like her though ALOT! so christmas comes around she has 35 days off for break, so 8 or 9 days into her break still havnt seen her im getting pissed, call her out, get into a huge arguement she tells me she moved on and not to expect her to wait for me, and how hard it was for her over the summer(bitch i got shot at) and all this other shit, so needless to say I told her to fuck herself and all this, btw college changed her, she used to despise drinking/cursing but now she does both all the fucking time so yeah fuck me
#21 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
That had to suck, man. Past is past.

6 years ago, I used to have best friend Eddie in Junior school. He fell in love with my CLOSE female friend, there was nothing sexual going on between me and her in that time to be honest. Shes 7/10 and I 5/10. Eddie and she started to date. One year passed... We are still close friend at that time. Occasionally, she would complain about Eddie n things and I would listen to her. Few months later, she confessed she likes me and still likes me. WHAT THE FUCK? I feel like we are more like sister and brother... But I sometimes had sexual fantasy about her. Sht have been goin on for few more months, we would make out and things(no sex though) even tho shes still with Eddie. sht was so cash. I cant help it but feel bad for Eddie cuz NTR'd. I stopped doing this shit with her and told her to be honest with Eddie. I feel so bad cuz I started to like her. Eddie and I almost got in a fight but Eddie understands her feelings and let it go. I apologized to Eddie and we are all cool now. She's in love with Eddie and still with him even now. Love is amazing thing, i tell you. Eddie is lucky to have her.

Now I think I am 7/10 now. Your average neckbeard(Not that bad) Without beard, I look ugly af lol.
User avatar #22 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
dude with a beard im ugly as all hell! haha but yeah love is a very strange thing, but its wonderful, and even in the lowest of lows, you can always find it also i have a regret story, but ill keep it short, fucked a girl, we'll call her S, and S never told me she had a bf, well i would go over for the occasionally bj and after the first time we fucked i find out she has a bf, i fucking got out of that place like a fucking sperm coming out of a dick haha, yeah i dont talk to the hoe no moe
#23 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Girls like that, man....

Good talk with you, i gotta go. it is getting late for me. Good night
User avatar #14 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
ehh its been a year, but the next couple of stories show how much girls suck, So here is my second story of being a Alpha beta, okay so 10th grade, little old me in highschool, i start to work at a local steak house called Hoss's, become friends with the older employee's(juniors in my school) they are fond of me, i become friends with a very sexy italian girl named tess, a brown haired freckle girl named eileen and my best buddy bryan. Now fast foward 7 months to prom, ive been friends with them for a while and developed a crush over eileen, so i get egged on to ask her to prom, why not!? so she says yes! woo fucking hoo! now prom rolls around and we get there, dance, have fun, she was a 7/10 on grinding but tess was a 9/10 and my buddys gf at the time zoey had dat donk and was a 10/10, ok so prom ends, and we go to tess's for a Partyyyy! now keep in mind we're all under 18 at this time in life, so we start to party and stuff, tess's date tristan kiss's bryan, and bryan kisses eileen, now i did not know bryan kissed eileen, like i was so distraught when i found out at work like 1 week later, cas i liked this girl a lot, like damn shit sucked and it was my first real heartbreak, Damn.... okay so next part of the story......... so fast foward to my junior year, their senior year, i am in love with tess, she's gorgeous, smart,tan, nice tits etc... shes a 10/10 im a 8/10, and ill be the first one to admit shes out of my leauge, so tess and me start to get closer and closer, she picks me up every morning for school, we work out together, do everything together, we become very close, then she friendzones me...FUCKKK ME right!?! well after spending a couple of months in the friendzone tess starts to like me back, fuck yes!, so we go to the movies, she drives me home i kiss her(first kiss with a girl, shes a 10/10 not mad at all) we become more than friends after this, start doing long romantic walks, hold hands, become a thing, awesome right!? WRONG!
#16 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
I know not all girls are like this but I seriously dislike girls who are dense/carefree like that... I have a feeling the next story of your is ntr.
User avatar #15 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
so fast forward a month later after our lovey dovey stuff, tess says "hey tyler sleep over tonight, we will set up the tent in the yard, grab a bottle and have a good night' woohoo im getting laid!!, well i go over to her house early because i left something there from the previous night, now what i forgot to tell you is im 16 but i dont have my license and im driving my dads car and he's not home, he is in the Bahamas, with my step moms, so my grandma is the one who is checking up on me, so while im gone and so is the car, she checks on me, calls my dad, and i get into a shitstorm of trouble so no sleep over, no sex, im grounded, i dont talk to tess for about a month after that, all her feelings for me faded away, and she friendzoned me again, a few months after this i flip shit, call her out for random shit, tell her my feelings, she aint having it, i get kicked to the curb, we're not really friends anymore
User avatar #20 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
and i gained a very flirtatious reputation throughout my school so now girls dont really give me a chance just because of the emily and bri thing haha fml!
#17 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Did you at least tell her that you got in trouble anyways? I will admit you kinda fuck that up regardless. Sorry, man. Are you going to a college?
User avatar #19 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
haha dude it was definitely my fault on the tess one, but she could have looked past me not being able to hang for one month and nah im gonna be going to community college soon
#9 - hmm, she swallows, has freckles, her whole back is covered wit…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#10 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
And why/how did the rumor ruin your "relationship"? Were you implying that you guys used to be friends until the rumor? I swear that girl was overreacting over something like that if it was true.
User avatar #12 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
ok so what happened was we were young and shit, friends and then we started to date, and back then sex was a big no,no(unlike today) so when this rumor happened i was praised because most guys dont get ridiculed for having sex, while the girl gets called a slut,whore etc.. now since we were young and she got called those names it took her toll on her, so we broke up and really didnt talk for a couple of years, I avoided her for the most part because i blamed myself for her being teased back then. Fast-forward 5 years, we start to become friends again, and bri just got out of a relationship, she has become shy again but only to people she doesnt know, its kinda cute, so we start to talk and im like wow this is fucking awesome im talking to my ex, puberty went amazing for her, cant wait to actually try to date her, and try to make love with this beautiful specimen, BUT then another obstacle falls into place this girl named emily starts to notice me, and I notice her. Now emily is a very very cute girl, extremely nice, smart, HUGE ASS like god damn! and she has a amazing personality, but her downside is shes way into makeup and looks down on herself sometimes and shes a cheerleader but that doesnt matter, so back the obstacle, so emily comes into the picture and i start talking to her, and im talking to bri at the same time, its tricky but im trying to figure out who to choose, so i come close to choosing and i choose Emily, well i fucked up, emily finds out i talked to bri and bri finds out i talked to emily, Both now hate me, Emily fucked up any chance i got with any of her friends, and bri acts like im non existant, so thats one of my many fuck up story's i got a couple more if you'd like to hear them.
#13 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Man... Sorry about that. Yeah, sure if you want. I am here. You should at least try to explain to Bri about what actually happened. Some girls like honesty. I hope you build a relationship with her asap, not date n shit. If a girl don't like/love you for being yourself, you might as well forget about them.
User avatar #18 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
PART 3 of my failures with girls : AMY, now amy was special, i never felt this way about a girl before, she was goofy, cute, nice,smart, just alll around a good person, now we started to talk last February, and we kicked things off right away, we both fell in love with eachother, just my love was a little more stronger, so we're all lovey dovey and stuff but then june comes around. we didnt officially date because im leaving for the army on june 17th. so the morning of my leave date i get a text saying she cant wait to see me and she'll wait for me and how proud she is and the text was also attached with a picture of us at her graduation which i did volunteer work for just to see her and my friends graduate, so I get to reception and i have my phone for 3 more days and talk to her, telling her i cant wait to see her again etc... so during BCT you only can write letters, so thats what i did, but i broke, i got so sad from never getting a letter back from here(turns out i forgot 1 letter in her address, she didnt get my letters until my last week of BCT) so during my training i was very distraught because of her, and heartbroken, it sucked. So i come back and shes at college, so i wont be able to see her till she visits home, well she visits home a 7 or 8 times in a 2 month span and never tells me or says she is to busy to hang, so then thanksgiving comes around she is still to busy, i still like her though ALOT! so christmas comes around she has 35 days off for break, so 8 or 9 days into her break still havnt seen her im getting pissed, call her out, get into a huge arguement she tells me she moved on and not to expect her to wait for me, and how hard it was for her over the summer(bitch i got shot at) and all this other shit, so needless to say I told her to fuck herself and all this, btw college changed her, she used to despise drinking/cursing but now she does both all the fucking time so yeah fuck me
#21 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
That had to suck, man. Past is past.

6 years ago, I used to have best friend Eddie in Junior school. He fell in love with my CLOSE female friend, there was nothing sexual going on between me and her in that time to be honest. Shes 7/10 and I 5/10. Eddie and she started to date. One year passed... We are still close friend at that time. Occasionally, she would complain about Eddie n things and I would listen to her. Few months later, she confessed she likes me and still likes me. WHAT THE FUCK? I feel like we are more like sister and brother... But I sometimes had sexual fantasy about her. Sht have been goin on for few more months, we would make out and things(no sex though) even tho shes still with Eddie. sht was so cash. I cant help it but feel bad for Eddie cuz NTR'd. I stopped doing this shit with her and told her to be honest with Eddie. I feel so bad cuz I started to like her. Eddie and I almost got in a fight but Eddie understands her feelings and let it go. I apologized to Eddie and we are all cool now. She's in love with Eddie and still with him even now. Love is amazing thing, i tell you. Eddie is lucky to have her.

Now I think I am 7/10 now. Your average neckbeard(Not that bad) Without beard, I look ugly af lol.
User avatar #22 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
dude with a beard im ugly as all hell! haha but yeah love is a very strange thing, but its wonderful, and even in the lowest of lows, you can always find it also i have a regret story, but ill keep it short, fucked a girl, we'll call her S, and S never told me she had a bf, well i would go over for the occasionally bj and after the first time we fucked i find out she has a bf, i fucking got out of that place like a fucking sperm coming out of a dick haha, yeah i dont talk to the hoe no moe
#23 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Girls like that, man....

Good talk with you, i gotta go. it is getting late for me. Good night
User avatar #14 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
ehh its been a year, but the next couple of stories show how much girls suck, So here is my second story of being a Alpha beta, okay so 10th grade, little old me in highschool, i start to work at a local steak house called Hoss's, become friends with the older employee's(juniors in my school) they are fond of me, i become friends with a very sexy italian girl named tess, a brown haired freckle girl named eileen and my best buddy bryan. Now fast foward 7 months to prom, ive been friends with them for a while and developed a crush over eileen, so i get egged on to ask her to prom, why not!? so she says yes! woo fucking hoo! now prom rolls around and we get there, dance, have fun, she was a 7/10 on grinding but tess was a 9/10 and my buddys gf at the time zoey had dat donk and was a 10/10, ok so prom ends, and we go to tess's for a Partyyyy! now keep in mind we're all under 18 at this time in life, so we start to party and stuff, tess's date tristan kiss's bryan, and bryan kisses eileen, now i did not know bryan kissed eileen, like i was so distraught when i found out at work like 1 week later, cas i liked this girl a lot, like damn shit sucked and it was my first real heartbreak, Damn.... okay so next part of the story......... so fast foward to my junior year, their senior year, i am in love with tess, she's gorgeous, smart,tan, nice tits etc... shes a 10/10 im a 8/10, and ill be the first one to admit shes out of my leauge, so tess and me start to get closer and closer, she picks me up every morning for school, we work out together, do everything together, we become very close, then she friendzones me...FUCKKK ME right!?! well after spending a couple of months in the friendzone tess starts to like me back, fuck yes!, so we go to the movies, she drives me home i kiss her(first kiss with a girl, shes a 10/10 not mad at all) we become more than friends after this, start doing long romantic walks, hold hands, become a thing, awesome right!? WRONG!
#16 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
I know not all girls are like this but I seriously dislike girls who are dense/carefree like that... I have a feeling the next story of your is ntr.
User avatar #15 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
so fast forward a month later after our lovey dovey stuff, tess says "hey tyler sleep over tonight, we will set up the tent in the yard, grab a bottle and have a good night' woohoo im getting laid!!, well i go over to her house early because i left something there from the previous night, now what i forgot to tell you is im 16 but i dont have my license and im driving my dads car and he's not home, he is in the Bahamas, with my step moms, so my grandma is the one who is checking up on me, so while im gone and so is the car, she checks on me, calls my dad, and i get into a shitstorm of trouble so no sleep over, no sex, im grounded, i dont talk to tess for about a month after that, all her feelings for me faded away, and she friendzoned me again, a few months after this i flip shit, call her out for random shit, tell her my feelings, she aint having it, i get kicked to the curb, we're not really friends anymore
User avatar #20 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
and i gained a very flirtatious reputation throughout my school so now girls dont really give me a chance just because of the emily and bri thing haha fml!
#17 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Did you at least tell her that you got in trouble anyways? I will admit you kinda fuck that up regardless. Sorry, man. Are you going to a college?
User avatar #19 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
haha dude it was definitely my fault on the tess one, but she could have looked past me not being able to hang for one month and nah im gonna be going to community college soon
#2 - the girl pretty much said hey /b/ ill never show u my tits etc…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on /b/ is at it again +1
User avatar #3 - midnightrush (01/23/2014) [-]
This is why /b/ needs to be shut the fuck down.
#7 - there was a rumor going around that i had sex with my gf, we w…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) +2
#24 - oosskkyy (01/23/2014) [-]
Same think happened to me....except we were in college.... x100 worse when you are both grown ass adults.
User avatar #36 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
i feel yah mah man, shit sucks! but hey life goes on and im enjoying my single life
#8 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
hmm, she swallows, has freckles, her whole back is covered with these sexy butterfly tattoo's, has red haired pubes, DD tits, EXTREMELY flexible, cute smile, just got her braces off, BIG nice ass, and to top it all off, shes that cute shy girl who when you get to know her she turns out to be awesome and can get real naughty
#10 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
And why/how did the rumor ruin your "relationship"? Were you implying that you guys used to be friends until the rumor? I swear that girl was overreacting over something like that if it was true.
User avatar #12 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
ok so what happened was we were young and shit, friends and then we started to date, and back then sex was a big no,no(unlike today) so when this rumor happened i was praised because most guys dont get ridiculed for having sex, while the girl gets called a slut,whore etc.. now since we were young and she got called those names it took her toll on her, so we broke up and really didnt talk for a couple of years, I avoided her for the most part because i blamed myself for her being teased back then. Fast-forward 5 years, we start to become friends again, and bri just got out of a relationship, she has become shy again but only to people she doesnt know, its kinda cute, so we start to talk and im like wow this is fucking awesome im talking to my ex, puberty went amazing for her, cant wait to actually try to date her, and try to make love with this beautiful specimen, BUT then another obstacle falls into place this girl named emily starts to notice me, and I notice her. Now emily is a very very cute girl, extremely nice, smart, HUGE ASS like god damn! and she has a amazing personality, but her downside is shes way into makeup and looks down on herself sometimes and shes a cheerleader but that doesnt matter, so back the obstacle, so emily comes into the picture and i start talking to her, and im talking to bri at the same time, its tricky but im trying to figure out who to choose, so i come close to choosing and i choose Emily, well i fucked up, emily finds out i talked to bri and bri finds out i talked to emily, Both now hate me, Emily fucked up any chance i got with any of her friends, and bri acts like im non existant, so thats one of my many fuck up story's i got a couple more if you'd like to hear them.
#13 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Man... Sorry about that. Yeah, sure if you want. I am here. You should at least try to explain to Bri about what actually happened. Some girls like honesty. I hope you build a relationship with her asap, not date n shit. If a girl don't like/love you for being yourself, you might as well forget about them.
User avatar #18 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
PART 3 of my failures with girls : AMY, now amy was special, i never felt this way about a girl before, she was goofy, cute, nice,smart, just alll around a good person, now we started to talk last February, and we kicked things off right away, we both fell in love with eachother, just my love was a little more stronger, so we're all lovey dovey and stuff but then june comes around. we didnt officially date because im leaving for the army on june 17th. so the morning of my leave date i get a text saying she cant wait to see me and she'll wait for me and how proud she is and the text was also attached with a picture of us at her graduation which i did volunteer work for just to see her and my friends graduate, so I get to reception and i have my phone for 3 more days and talk to her, telling her i cant wait to see her again etc... so during BCT you only can write letters, so thats what i did, but i broke, i got so sad from never getting a letter back from here(turns out i forgot 1 letter in her address, she didnt get my letters until my last week of BCT) so during my training i was very distraught because of her, and heartbroken, it sucked. So i come back and shes at college, so i wont be able to see her till she visits home, well she visits home a 7 or 8 times in a 2 month span and never tells me or says she is to busy to hang, so then thanksgiving comes around she is still to busy, i still like her though ALOT! so christmas comes around she has 35 days off for break, so 8 or 9 days into her break still havnt seen her im getting pissed, call her out, get into a huge arguement she tells me she moved on and not to expect her to wait for me, and how hard it was for her over the summer(bitch i got shot at) and all this other shit, so needless to say I told her to fuck herself and all this, btw college changed her, she used to despise drinking/cursing but now she does both all the fucking time so yeah fuck me
#21 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
That had to suck, man. Past is past.

6 years ago, I used to have best friend Eddie in Junior school. He fell in love with my CLOSE female friend, there was nothing sexual going on between me and her in that time to be honest. Shes 7/10 and I 5/10. Eddie and she started to date. One year passed... We are still close friend at that time. Occasionally, she would complain about Eddie n things and I would listen to her. Few months later, she confessed she likes me and still likes me. WHAT THE FUCK? I feel like we are more like sister and brother... But I sometimes had sexual fantasy about her. Sht have been goin on for few more months, we would make out and things(no sex though) even tho shes still with Eddie. sht was so cash. I cant help it but feel bad for Eddie cuz NTR'd. I stopped doing this shit with her and told her to be honest with Eddie. I feel so bad cuz I started to like her. Eddie and I almost got in a fight but Eddie understands her feelings and let it go. I apologized to Eddie and we are all cool now. She's in love with Eddie and still with him even now. Love is amazing thing, i tell you. Eddie is lucky to have her.

Now I think I am 7/10 now. Your average neckbeard(Not that bad) Without beard, I look ugly af lol.
User avatar #22 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
dude with a beard im ugly as all hell! haha but yeah love is a very strange thing, but its wonderful, and even in the lowest of lows, you can always find it also i have a regret story, but ill keep it short, fucked a girl, we'll call her S, and S never told me she had a bf, well i would go over for the occasionally bj and after the first time we fucked i find out she has a bf, i fucking got out of that place like a fucking sperm coming out of a dick haha, yeah i dont talk to the hoe no moe
#23 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Girls like that, man....

Good talk with you, i gotta go. it is getting late for me. Good night
User avatar #14 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
ehh its been a year, but the next couple of stories show how much girls suck, So here is my second story of being a Alpha beta, okay so 10th grade, little old me in highschool, i start to work at a local steak house called Hoss's, become friends with the older employee's(juniors in my school) they are fond of me, i become friends with a very sexy italian girl named tess, a brown haired freckle girl named eileen and my best buddy bryan. Now fast foward 7 months to prom, ive been friends with them for a while and developed a crush over eileen, so i get egged on to ask her to prom, why not!? so she says yes! woo fucking hoo! now prom rolls around and we get there, dance, have fun, she was a 7/10 on grinding but tess was a 9/10 and my buddys gf at the time zoey had dat donk and was a 10/10, ok so prom ends, and we go to tess's for a Partyyyy! now keep in mind we're all under 18 at this time in life, so we start to party and stuff, tess's date tristan kiss's bryan, and bryan kisses eileen, now i did not know bryan kissed eileen, like i was so distraught when i found out at work like 1 week later, cas i liked this girl a lot, like damn shit sucked and it was my first real heartbreak, Damn.... okay so next part of the story......... so fast foward to my junior year, their senior year, i am in love with tess, she's gorgeous, smart,tan, nice tits etc... shes a 10/10 im a 8/10, and ill be the first one to admit shes out of my leauge, so tess and me start to get closer and closer, she picks me up every morning for school, we work out together, do everything together, we become very close, then she friendzones me...FUCKKK ME right!?! well after spending a couple of months in the friendzone tess starts to like me back, fuck yes!, so we go to the movies, she drives me home i kiss her(first kiss with a girl, shes a 10/10 not mad at all) we become more than friends after this, start doing long romantic walks, hold hands, become a thing, awesome right!? WRONG!
#16 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
I know not all girls are like this but I seriously dislike girls who are dense/carefree like that... I have a feeling the next story of your is ntr.
User avatar #15 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
so fast forward a month later after our lovey dovey stuff, tess says "hey tyler sleep over tonight, we will set up the tent in the yard, grab a bottle and have a good night' woohoo im getting laid!!, well i go over to her house early because i left something there from the previous night, now what i forgot to tell you is im 16 but i dont have my license and im driving my dads car and he's not home, he is in the Bahamas, with my step moms, so my grandma is the one who is checking up on me, so while im gone and so is the car, she checks on me, calls my dad, and i get into a shitstorm of trouble so no sleep over, no sex, im grounded, i dont talk to tess for about a month after that, all her feelings for me faded away, and she friendzoned me again, a few months after this i flip shit, call her out for random shit, tell her my feelings, she aint having it, i get kicked to the curb, we're not really friends anymore
User avatar #20 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
and i gained a very flirtatious reputation throughout my school so now girls dont really give me a chance just because of the emily and bri thing haha fml!
#17 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Did you at least tell her that you got in trouble anyways? I will admit you kinda fuck that up regardless. Sorry, man. Are you going to a college?
User avatar #19 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
haha dude it was definitely my fault on the tess one, but she could have looked past me not being able to hang for one month and nah im gonna be going to community college soon
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#29 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
....POG
User avatar #27 - theflamingfire (01/02/2014) [-]
Is that avatar you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
le 9gag
User avatar #14 to #13 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
le u dunt got the front pagte xddd
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
omfg x360 nah scope
User avatar #16 to #15 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
trolled hard :))
User avatar #17 to #16 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
haha not even soo runescape is a gay ******* game....
User avatar #18 to #17 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
I wouldn't know, it seems like a cheaper version of WoW.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
it is, me and like 20 people from /b/ made a clan last night call 9gag swag, and we didn't know what the hell was going on in the game, cas all this **** was changed and what not
User avatar #20 to #19 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
Minecraft is pretty cool.
User avatar #21 to #20 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
i want to play minecraft but my laptop is **** and i need a new one, or a desktop, you got any idea what i should buy?
User avatar #23 to #21 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
I think a desktop would be faster, you can ask an employee or do research what computers are good for gaming.
User avatar #22 to #21 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
Well buying an xbox would be too much, but that is what I have it on because of my friends.
User avatar #24 to #22 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
ohh yeah i have an xbox, but i broke it cas my friends spilled vodka on it!
User avatar #25 to #24 - anonymouzx (12/24/2012) [-]
Well, that is inconvenient.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatonetyler (12/24/2012) [-]
yeah, I was quite pissed, because i gotta buy a new one now.
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