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Age: 24
Interests: banana nut muffins
Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
Last Login:6/09/2015
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#635736 - Has anyone ever made a level 100 magikarp?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #635765 - shedinja (04/07/2015) [-]
Literally hundreds of times, magikarp isn't even that bad after if gets flail and bounce
User avatar #635742 - alpacalypse (04/06/2015) [-]
You can catch lvl 100 magikarp
User avatar #635741 - minearm (04/05/2015) [-]
nope
no one ever
no one in the whole world have ever thought of that
there aren't hundreds of youtube videos that says ''full level 100 magikarp team XDDD''
User avatar #635745 - supertanto (04/06/2015) [-]
kek
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Photo Cropping +3
#74 - John Cena (04/05/2015) [-]
taiwanese girls man
#1 - Picture 04/03/2015 on To wins in such short time +65
#49 - One day they'll be real  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Cute When Little +62
User avatar #205 - Nahyon (04/04/2015) [-]
But girls are real, just go outside :^)
#56 - greyshirt (04/04/2015) [-]
So go outside for a little while.
#38 - Picture 04/01/2015 on Prince of no fucks given +33
#60 - christmas cake 03/31/2015 on thatoldguy's profile 0
#29 - Trap on Reverse Trap? I never knew I wanted this till now.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/30/2015 on THIS IS BAIT +40
#87 - charlesnightmare (03/30/2015) [-]
Basically this manga
haven't read it but have had volume 1 on my shelf for years
boy who looks like a girl
girl who looks like a guy
somthing about romance and a band
User avatar #46 - yunablade (03/30/2015) [-]
So basically... straight sex with a femenine looking guy and a buff girl?
User avatar #104 - pootismang (03/30/2015) [-]
The gayest of all the heterosexual sex.
#76 - thefates (03/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #113 - thefates (03/30/2015) [-]
That's trap on ordinary women though.
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#8 - I remember a thread where people added IcyHot,fishhooks,and Th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Magic +4
User avatar #11 - newprinny (03/26/2015) [-]
I looked up thorn dice.
Why would you even do that, dood?
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on FunnyJunk Lately -1
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#12 - I like the cold and being comfy,Summer sucks  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Waiting for summer like +41
#42 - latadam (03/26/2015) [-]
I know right? We're just entering autumn where i live, already a bit colder. Can't wait for winter.

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#47 - thatoldguy (11/05/2013) [-]
stickied by thatoldguy
User avatar #36 - thatoldguy (05/09/2013) [-]
stickied
Hello new friend. My name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say I said my name is Fred.
And I've been...
Very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty.

VoilĂ ! the farm. My aunt lives here.
With precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice...
and Naughty.

I thought just how excited they
Must be that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
My dear boy, you look so...
Naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld
A doggy dog! Like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which, I say, did encourage
Me, to be quite...
Naughty.

It was a day I'll not forget;
The day I first met my pet.
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so...
Naughty.

My fuzzy friend is what he was.
This darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
Demand that I be...
Naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
And fetching fur did hypnotize,
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
And that was when I got...
Naughty.

His dripping hair, this droopy curl,
Unfolds sweet memories of a girl.
With tresses oh, they twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be...
Naughty.

Barbara, my love was named;
And her fair hair, a mane untamed;
Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little...
Naughty.

The look upon my loved one's face
Was sweet as lace!
But in this case, I realized she
Needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

Dear Courage, your fur and fleece remind
Of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow, who did find
Me, to be in a certain mood.

Into my shop he walked one day,
With bush above, and beard bouquet.
"That's no toupee," I prayed, "No way."
I could help but be... You know...
I'd never seen such hair before!
His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned!
Soon, I figured, what the heck!
And that's how I was...
Naughty.

Then my landlords did presume
To free me from that porcelain tomb,
And ferry to a private room,
Your hero, ever dotty.

Goodbye, dear aunt. I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And farewell Courage; what's the harm,
If I was slightly...
Naughty.
#61 - cutenesseverypost (04/10/2015) [-]
You rolled me..
but then content was deleted/kill
what if content was not kill?
Please tell me what you were gonna say when you rolled me..
I've never been rolled before..
User avatar #60 - thatoldguy (03/31/2015) [-]
christmas cake
User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
should have known
#45 - bananarchism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
what took you so long?
#40 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Where are you always finding those gifs in your profile picture? I mean, I really love them. owo
Do they have some certain name or something?
#42 to #41 - irvea (06/03/2013) [-]
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Neato, thanks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thatoldguy (06/03/2013) [-]
You're welcome but I'm sure there are more outside of that thread.
User avatar #8 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
...Why're you adding me?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm trainerblu.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
This is when you reply to the top post.

I dunno. Figure I'd be crazy by then, if I keep acting up.
#32 to #31 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You'll be fine
You'll be fine
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
That helped a bit more than probably intended.
#34 to #33 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Okay.
Sounds good.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Ha,Yea blu got banned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
posted something
it got flagged
banned
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
How long?
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
permabanned
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Dammnn
That sucks.
#17 to #16 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't care,It's just an account,I can always make more.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
True.
But, some people care..
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
As long as the person can still access the site it should matter.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Also true.
But if Phan got permabanned, That'd be a different story.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
That's not gonna happen,He's too well know for that to happen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I like to keep all possibilities open.
Just so I can ask 'what it?'
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't like to ask that. the mind can wonder into some dark places with that kind of thinking.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah..
My mind does that a lot. I've kinda gotten used to it.
Might be why I'm so messed up, but whatever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless you're warped in a straight jacket ,you're fine.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
And I'm sure I can contain myself enough to stay out of one of those.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
why 10 years?

can't reply to your other post.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrspensy (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm confident I can remain normal for about 10 more years my whole life.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatoldguy (02/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't**
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User avatar #6 - thatoldguy (11/17/2012) [-]
trainerblu
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User avatar #2 to #28 - thatoldguy (11/27/2011) [-]
I don't know just adding people who look cool.
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