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thatkiddonovan

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: www.facebook.com/thatkiddonovan
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/thatkiddonovan
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/thatkiddonovan
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Wii, DS, PS Vita
Video Games Played: any and all, make suggestions
X-box Gamertag: thatkiddonovan
Interests: girls, music, tattoos, art
Date Signed Up:8/19/2010
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:San Diego California
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My name is Donovan and I'm lame.

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#213 - uhh, guys. Top poster says per 100 calories. The …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Lying Vegans +21
User avatar #356 - byobgraffpro (03/05/2015) [-]
It's still an accurate comparison. You still get 100 grams of both steak and broccoli. Using grams instead of calories is better for statistics anyways. I don't see why you're saying these statistics aren't accurate just because he changed the base unit and maintained the same 1:1 ratio for both variables
#308 - anonymous (03/05/2015) [-]
yeah, but 100 calories of broccoli is a fucking lot
User avatar #246 - doomedalive (03/05/2015) [-]
I just did some searching because accurate statistics

www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=broccoli+protein+vs+calorie
www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=beef+protein+vs+calorie

beef, any kind, 3 oz (roughly 85 grams), 23 grams protein, 200 calories
broccoli, any kind, 85 grams, 2.5 grams protein, 26 calories

beef contains 23/200 = 0.115 grams of protein per calorie
broccoli contains 2.5/26 = 0.96[...] grams of protein per calorie

So.. beef has higher protein value and you need to eat a whole lot less of it for the same amount of proteins.

..assuming Wolfram Alpha is correct and disregarding the fact that there are all sorts of ways to cook the things that may or may not get you different values.
User avatar #225 - thatguyontheright (03/05/2015) [-]
To get 100 Calories from broccoli, you need to eat 294.12 Grams of Broccoli. This means it's 823.53 grams of protein.....well above the daily recommended dose.

To get 100 calories out of beef, you need to eat 30 grams of beef.

To get the amount of protein out of broccoli than beef you need to eat 170 calories worth of broccoli which is over 500 grams to reach the protein content of 100 grams of beef.

I know this sounds like I am rooting for the vegans on this, but really...are you going to eat 500 grams of broccoli? What is one thing beef has that broccoli doesn't? Vitamin B12. Broccoli has none of it. Beef is 35% B12. No Vegetable produces it. B12 is essential for normal brain functions including the nervous system, and it aids in the formation of blood. It also aids in cellular reproduction and DNA synthesis.

I'll chew on my steak and get my B12 without spending extra money on supplements thank you very much.
#301 - muken (03/05/2015) [-]
How in the holy hell can broccoli have more GRAMS of protein than the GRAMS of broccoli there are?

Like, there's a phantom mass of proteins that hide in another dimension when you are weighing the broccoli, but then materialize once it hits your stomach?
User avatar #383 - thatguyontheright (03/05/2015) [-]
The numbers were reversed...or something.
User avatar #232 - kuchikirukia (03/05/2015) [-]
>294 grams of broccoli is 823 grams of protein

The rest of your post is trash as well.
#228 - Warcom (03/05/2015) [-]
It..... it's so biologically accurate.... have a thumb good sir
User avatar #222 - nimba (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess, assuming the first pair of numbers is accurate it is failing to take into account calorie density
#31 - DIck jokes and "XD" are you sure these were…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on I used to work in a... +4
#41 - anonymous (02/23/2015) [-]
Your funny xD
#63 - Some of these make sense when you give them a minute to think about. 12/11/2014 on 47 Things Only Wolves Will... 0
#646 - Coming back? Probably the **** girls and sheer boredom.… 12/11/2014 on admin tries to learn his... 0
#247 - See that's exactly my problem with this thing though. The issu… 12/09/2014 on David Draiman of disturbed 0
#166 - No. But it's only because I haven't gone out of my wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on David Draiman of disturbed -2
#180 - thewulfman (12/09/2014) [-]
>But it's only because I haven't gone out of my way to find out about all this.

Then maybe you should do that before making assumptions and commenting about it. It kinda makes you look like an idiot, when you're probably not actually one.
#168 - nickypickle (12/09/2014) [-]
it isn't even about ethics anymore. its gone way past that. Im going to tell you 4 things, 4 small things that happened since, what? months ago? thats even significant, thats even 10% of the things I need to tell you right now.

1. Physical assault and abuse has happened in an attempt to covet gamergate supporters.
2. A mass exodus of twitter censorship ravaged everyone who used the #gamergate tag and had spam phone calls made towards each one of them. Feminists now control censorship on twitter.
3. Farcry4 writers had edited their stories to be pandering to SJ culture to delibrately piss off GG
4. Propaganda has spread so deep that gamergate has been publically anounced by even NY TIMES AUTHORS in their respective twitters that they are "worse than hitler".

Not even 10%. not even covering shit. dont make such a baseless assumption about this entire scandal because it has risen far beyond something you would know. you dont check 8chan and you dont watch videos, documentaries, and you havent been here for streams. this started as something stupid but more stupid came in. its an evolution of censorship in its own time. please educate yourself.
User avatar #249 - ugottanked (12/09/2014) [-]
Damn, had no idea about the NY times authors.
User avatar #247 - thatkiddonovan (12/09/2014) [-]
See that's exactly my problem with this thing though. The issues at play are so varied and its such a clusterfuck of problems, that I couldn't tell you what I'm getting behind.

First it was Zoe quinn and all the sad assholes who somehow ended up trading game reviews for her crusty vag, then it was game journalists in general, youtubers getting money in exchange for product endorsement, The ethics of game journalism, etc. (All pretty much centering around advertising)

How the fuck did it end up being a giant fucking clan war between feminists and gamers?

Since when are we sworn enemies?

And finally, Feminists on the internet freak out over fucking anything, so it really doesn't end up surprising or having me vested in this thing. Do I like gaming? Yeah.

But am I gonna waste my time wrapped up in the stupid-ass politics of it? Fuck no.

(also I don't use twitter, so excuse me for not being up to date)

(really, the excuse me wasn't sarcastic.
User avatar #186 - huntergriff (12/09/2014) [-]
if you're talking about WAM in point two, it got removed recently. due to Anti-GG abusing it.
#340 - No I know I was just ******* around but there's people…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#345 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't know, some of them seem a bit far-fetched. But I have slept with more than I wish (lived in Spain during my teens, there's a lot of wild and easy women there on vacation "wanting to have a good time"). When a woman I like inevitably asks the "how many have you been with" question, I lie by saying a lower number - no one wants a man whore.

Quality over quantity, wish I knew that earlier.
#335 - You're all lying. To yourselves, but hey it's still lying.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#338 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
We're not all sad fucks that just sit inside all day, you know. Not all of us at least.
User avatar #340 - thatkiddonovan (12/09/2014) [-]
No I know I was just fucking around but there's people posting like 30-women-long lists and then trying to validate and justify it.

I've had sex with 5 girls. (not including making out and oral and all that. As far as straight up intercourse go, it's been 5)

idk it's just funny. A giant dick-measuring contest in the comments section.
#345 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't know, some of them seem a bit far-fetched. But I have slept with more than I wish (lived in Spain during my teens, there's a lot of wild and easy women there on vacation "wanting to have a good time"). When a woman I like inevitably asks the "how many have you been with" question, I lie by saying a lower number - no one wants a man whore.

Quality over quantity, wish I knew that earlier.
#263 - xxkosukexx ***** keep these up. These muth… 12/09/2014 on niggas b funny yo -1
#38 - Regardless of how ****** his music may be, Rif… 12/09/2014 on Niggas gotta eat 0

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User avatar #33 - thelastuchiha (10/03/2012) [-]
Hey do you sill play items?
User avatar #34 to #33 - thatkiddonovan (10/03/2012) [-]
not really, why?
User avatar #35 to #34 - thelastuchiha (10/03/2012) [-]
Can i have some of your items?
User avatar #36 to #35 - thatkiddonovan (10/03/2012) [-]
yeah send me a request, the ones worth big points I still want though...
User avatar #37 to #36 - thelastuchiha (10/03/2012) [-]
Ill give you two fishes which point vale is higher than any of your items
User avatar #39 to #37 - thatkiddonovan (10/03/2012) [-]
Alright bro you're all set.
User avatar #38 to #37 - thatkiddonovan (10/03/2012) [-]
just send me a request and we'll do it.
User avatar #25 - dragonzard (09/08/2012) [-]
Wait a second,I member you,you're that reposting faggot.
We meet again,captain repost.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatkiddonovan (09/08/2012) [-]
Wut.
Wut did I repost?

I probably did but I don't remember.
#27 to #26 - dragonzard (09/08/2012) [-]
Not sure if serious....
Well,I hope you know I am not a ******* kid.
You ****** .
You saw my pic?
User avatar #28 to #27 - thatkiddonovan (09/08/2012) [-]
No It said you replied and I went and it said "dragonzard deleted their comment"
#29 to #28 - dragonzard has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #29 - thatkiddonovan (09/08/2012) [-]
How old are you?   
   
I only ask because of hairflip.
How old are you?

I only ask because of hairflip.
#31 to #30 - dragonzard (09/08/2012) [-]
Guess my DoB and I'll upload pics of the dick.
#32 to #31 - thatkiddonovan (09/08/2012) [-]
>implying I want to see your dick   
>mfw   
   
you're barking up the wrong tree.
>implying I want to see your dick
>mfw

you're barking up the wrong tree.
#13 to #12 - thatkiddonovan (08/11/2012) [-]
brotastic
brotastic
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatkiddonovan (08/11/2012) [-]
I've never had an FJ friend that I've actually talked to. So lets do this **** for real. Let's be REAL BROS.
Real-style

1. How old are you?
2. Where are you from?
3. Interests, etc. (cool **** about you and stuff)

User avatar #16 to #15 - trollkidsenior (08/11/2012) [-]
I'm 19 years old, I'm from louisiana, and I love metal, I'm a vocalist
You?
User avatar #17 to #16 - thatkiddonovan (08/11/2012) [-]
1. Donovan, 18
2. From San Diego, California.
3. Love music (play guitar + piano + drums)
3. Play video games a lot (Xbox stuff like halo and gears and skyrim/fallout) (Cod every once in a while)
3. Surf occasionally
User avatar #18 to #17 - trollkidsenior (08/11/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to go to California!
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatkiddonovan (08/11/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to visit Louisiana and go to new orleans and all those cool places.

Would really love to chill by the bay in Nawlins eating some crawfish or lobster or something. (god willing it isn't filled with BP's oil).
User avatar #20 to #19 - trollkidsenior (08/11/2012) [-]
Dude, Louisiana ******* SUCKS, and New Orleans is overrated lol. Do you have a facebook
User avatar #8 - dragonzard (08/11/2012) [-]
Please stop posting,you're OC is not funny,
You repost,and you like the worst show in the world "Adventure time".
Kill yourself OP.
And stop posting adventure time and posting from 4chan and claiming it as OC.
#10 to #9 - dragonzard (08/11/2012) [-]
YFW you think you're trolling.
YFW you think you're trolling.
#24 to #10 - dezcry (08/26/2012) [-]
i laughed harder then i should have
i laughed harder then i should have
#11 to #10 - thatkiddonovan (08/11/2012) [-]
Lol, not trolling bro, just thought the gif fit.   
   
Just saying, try to take it easy. It's not as if I stole the screencap of that thread from someone Here on Funnyjunk. I screencapped it myself, and figured it would be funny to people on FJ.   
   
I'm not looking for 			****		 and saying "Oh I'm gonna troll the 			****		 out of some people by posting 			****		 I like on Funnyjunk."    
   
But 			****		 man if I did wrong by you in some way, I'm sorry bro. I'm seriously sorry for the pain I've caused you by posting something that you found so un-funny that you felt the need to confront me about it.   
   
If you want me to, I'll thumb all the stuff you've posted, or something to make you feel better.   
   
 I'm not trying to piss people off. I'm sorry for saying "kinda OC" I figured it wasn't a repost, and should've just said "Not a repost." I know I committed heresy by misusing the term OC   
   
So there you go. (Really though, sorry)   
(It may have come off sarcastic but I'm serious about misusing the term OC)
Lol, not trolling bro, just thought the gif fit.

Just saying, try to take it easy. It's not as if I stole the screencap of that thread from someone Here on Funnyjunk. I screencapped it myself, and figured it would be funny to people on FJ.

I'm not looking for **** and saying "Oh I'm gonna troll the **** out of some people by posting **** I like on Funnyjunk."

But **** man if I did wrong by you in some way, I'm sorry bro. I'm seriously sorry for the pain I've caused you by posting something that you found so un-funny that you felt the need to confront me about it.

If you want me to, I'll thumb all the stuff you've posted, or something to make you feel better.

I'm not trying to piss people off. I'm sorry for saying "kinda OC" I figured it wasn't a repost, and should've just said "Not a repost." I know I committed heresy by misusing the term OC

So there you go. (Really though, sorry)
(It may have come off sarcastic but I'm serious about misusing the term OC)
User avatar #1 - GainesWorthy (08/02/2012) [-]
After I saw your youtube comment, I had to see if there was a FunnyJunk Police profile you had setup. First, Funnyjunk started in 01. Second, FJ was white, then yellow, then orange, then green, then this **** . Third, the owners never changed, not even once.



You're just a ******* kid that is dumb enough to think he matters. Also, you're a faggot for trying to be the internet police. Kill yourself.
#2 to #1 - thatkiddonovan (08/02/2012) [-]
you seem angry.
you seem angry.
User avatar #3 to #2 - GainesWorthy (08/02/2012) [-]
Nope. Infact I'm having a grand time. You seem to be upset though with that dramatic youtube stand you took. It's okay FJ police.
#4 to #3 - thatkiddonovan (08/02/2012) [-]
Just replying to tell you I know you're trolling by the hundreds of comments you left on the content.   
   
   
That's all.   
Have fun.   
No hard feelings on my end.
Just replying to tell you I know you're trolling by the hundreds of comments you left on the content.


That's all.
Have fun.
No hard feelings on my end.
User avatar #5 to #4 - GainesWorthy (08/02/2012) [-]
Thank you. I'm glad you can see that. Just know, it isn't a big deal when someone says "from FJ." In-fact no one really gives a **** besides the people who freak the **** out. It's the internet, if you ever get upset, or care-to-much, then you're using it wrong.
#6 to #5 - thatkiddonovan (08/02/2012) [-]
lol now we're bros
lol now we're bros
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