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#213 - uhh, guys. Top poster says per 100 calories. The …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Lying Vegans +21
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#356 - byobgraffpro (03/05/2015) [-]
It's still an accurate comparison. You still get 100 grams of both steak and broccoli. Using grams instead of calories is better for statistics anyways. I don't see why you're saying these statistics aren't accurate just because he changed the base unit and maintained the same 1:1 ratio for both variables
#308 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
yeah, but 100 calories of broccoli is a fucking lot
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#246 - doomedalive (03/05/2015) [-]
I just did some searching because accurate statistics

www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=broccoli+protein+vs+calorie
www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=beef+protein+vs+calorie

beef, any kind, 3 oz (roughly 85 grams), 23 grams protein, 200 calories
broccoli, any kind, 85 grams, 2.5 grams protein, 26 calories

beef contains 23/200 = 0.115 grams of protein per calorie
broccoli contains 2.5/26 = 0.96[...] grams of protein per calorie

So.. beef has higher protein value and you need to eat a whole lot less of it for the same amount of proteins.

..assuming Wolfram Alpha is correct and disregarding the fact that there are all sorts of ways to cook the things that may or may not get you different values.
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#225 - thatguyontheright (03/05/2015) [-]
To get 100 Calories from broccoli, you need to eat 294.12 Grams of Broccoli. This means it's 823.53 grams of protein.....well above the daily recommended dose.

To get 100 calories out of beef, you need to eat 30 grams of beef.

To get the amount of protein out of broccoli than beef you need to eat 170 calories worth of broccoli which is over 500 grams to reach the protein content of 100 grams of beef.

I know this sounds like I am rooting for the vegans on this, but really...are you going to eat 500 grams of broccoli? What is one thing beef has that broccoli doesn't? Vitamin B12. Broccoli has none of it. Beef is 35% B12. No Vegetable produces it. B12 is essential for normal brain functions including the nervous system, and it aids in the formation of blood. It also aids in cellular reproduction and DNA synthesis.

I'll chew on my steak and get my B12 without spending extra money on supplements thank you very much.
#301 - muken (03/05/2015) [-]
How in the holy hell can broccoli have more GRAMS of protein than the GRAMS of broccoli there are?

Like, there's a phantom mass of proteins that hide in another dimension when you are weighing the broccoli, but then materialize once it hits your stomach?
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#383 - thatguyontheright (03/05/2015) [-]
The numbers were reversed...or something.
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#232 - kuchikirukia (03/05/2015) [-]
>294 grams of broccoli is 823 grams of protein

The rest of your post is trash as well.
#228 - Warcom (03/05/2015) [-]
It..... it's so biologically accurate.... have a thumb good sir
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#222 - nimba (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess, assuming the first pair of numbers is accurate it is failing to take into account calorie density
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#41 - anon (02/23/2015) [-]
Your funny xD
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#646 - Coming back? Probably the **** girls and sheer boredom. … 12/11/2014 on admin tries to learn his... 0
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#340 - No I know I was just ******* around but there's people postin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#345 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't know, some of them seem a bit far-fetched. But I have slept with more than I wish (lived in Spain during my teens, there's a lot of wild and easy women there on vacation "wanting to have a good time"). When a woman I like inevitably asks the "how many have you been with" question, I lie by saying a lower number - no one wants a man whore.

Quality over quantity, wish I knew that earlier.
#335 - You're all lying. To yourselves, but hey it's still lying.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#338 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
We're not all sad fucks that just sit inside all day, you know. Not all of us at least.
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#340 - thatkiddonovan (12/09/2014) [-]
No I know I was just fucking around but there's people posting like 30-women-long lists and then trying to validate and justify it.

I've had sex with 5 girls. (not including making out and oral and all that. As far as straight up intercourse go, it's been 5)

idk it's just funny. A giant dick-measuring contest in the comments section.
#345 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't know, some of them seem a bit far-fetched. But I have slept with more than I wish (lived in Spain during my teens, there's a lot of wild and easy women there on vacation "wanting to have a good time"). When a woman I like inevitably asks the "how many have you been with" question, I lie by saying a lower number - no one wants a man whore.

Quality over quantity, wish I knew that earlier.
#263 - xxkosukexx ***** keep these up. These muthafcukas… 12/09/2014 on niggas b funny yo -1
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