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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
Last Login:2/26/2014
Location:USA
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#247 - You're not the only one, I think I would pay them to work there.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on The Tower of Jeb +1
#248 - blaabyman (03/03/2013) [-]
If I met them, which is unlikely since I live in Canada, I wouldn't do what most people would do when they see famous people, instead, I would treat them like I would a normal friend. That would truely be the highest form of respect.
#240 - The three games with the worst graphics where they did, in fac…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Rollie Pollies -1
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#241 - dreamthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
But none of those games have Grunts whose heads look so awful. You have to admit that Halo 4's grunts look literally retarded.
#3177133 - Actually, I have a few hundred in a pending trade request at a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on Play items 0
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#3177150 - collaborativevssm (03/02/2013) [-]
Ah okay lol. Yeah go ahead and send.
#3177105 - Any public VSSM online?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Play items 0
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#3177113 - collaborativevssm (03/02/2013) [-]
Dude you have 7 tokens lol, wait a while.
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#3177133 - thatevanguy (03/02/2013) [-]
Actually, I have a few hundred in a pending trade request at another slot, wondering if I should cancel the request.

But if you insist, I'll wait.
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#3177150 - collaborativevssm (03/02/2013) [-]
Ah okay lol. Yeah go ahead and send.
#126 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Facebook (1) -13
#135 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
Get out.
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#97 - In all honesty, I would just say **** it and finish showering …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Sharpest nipples in campus 0
#117 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
Plus you can't burn to death if you are covered in water...
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#126 - thisisspartah (03/02/2013) [-]
yes but the fire can boil the water burning you to death
#127 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
Nope, constant stream of water carries away the burney particles.
That's why showers are so comfortable, we instinctively know that nothing can harm us in there as long as the shower curtain is closed.
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#135 - bruce lee (03/02/2013) [-]
You're telling me if my house is ever on fire, I should just sit in the shower and turn it on and nothing would happen to me?
#137 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
Exactly, it is the same as being under the covers when there are monsters, murderers, or uncle Frank in your room.
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#141 - bruce lee (03/02/2013) [-]
I find that very hard to believe. Nobody would die in a house fire then.
#143 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
No one does, the NEWS just reports it that way so kids don't play with matches.
#147 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
No, people die in house fires all the time. They just don't get burnt, they suffocate from the smoke. Still, being in a shower as all your pipes are super heated and the water in them comes to a boil is not a great idea.
#148 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
You are 12 aren't you?
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#151 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
FEMA reports 3500 deaths in fires every year, not including people who die later in the hospital from injuries. I've seen reports near 5000.

Now stop trying to sound like a tough guy and look at the official reported numbers before running your mouth and please, for the love of god, get over your superiority complex.
#152 - autoxx (03/03/2013) [-]
Read the whole conversation you idiot.
"Exactly, it is the same as being under the covers when there are monsters, murderers, or uncle Frank in your room. "
"That's why showers are so comfortable, we instinctively know that nothing can harm us in there as long as the shower curtain is closed. "
"what about if the fire gets into the water valve and it showers fire? "

Do these sound like someone serious?
This is FUNNYjunk retard, go get a sense of humor, make an account, and maybe then you can have an opinion.
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#146 - bruce lee (03/02/2013) [-]
now it makes sense.
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#128 - thisisspartah (03/02/2013) [-]
what about if the fire gets into the water valve and it showers fire?
#129 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
OH GAWD.
There is no hope.
#205 - So 2 years ago, AKA Halo: Reach is nostalgia for you? …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Rollie Pollies -1
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#239 - dreamthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm referring to the ones from the original three Halos.
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#240 - thatevanguy (03/03/2013) [-]
The three games with the worst graphics where they did, in fact, look like a parade of tards....
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#241 - dreamthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
But none of those games have Grunts whose heads look so awful. You have to admit that Halo 4's grunts look literally retarded.
#524 - Same, let us know, I'll bet there are plenty of ******* on her… 03/01/2013 on POW! Right in the feel 0
#85 - ******* After-Alpha pussy. Real men follow the sun and their w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Minecraft freedom +12
#106 - theflamingfire (02/28/2013) [-]
Alpha that's cute
#108 - Sun Drop is some good ****, more lemoney than Sprite or 7up, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on They are real 0
#128 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Sundrop is closer to Mountain dew or Mello Yellow than it is Sprite or 7-up. It is very popular down here in the southern United States.