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#25 - Well, sometimes its obvious, but also, sometimes the feeling o…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Boners +20
#31 - Rascal (2 hours ago) [-]
That's fucking terrible. I'd be going to the bathroom all the time just to end up beating off.
#40 - drsalty (1 hour ago) [-]
No change there, then.
#26 - It's one thing to make fun of stupid people for being stupid. … 06/18/2015 on My favourite colour is meow +18
#6 - Picture 06/08/2015 on When you forget to study... +7
#15 - Long hair drips a ton of water everywhere when it is wet, so I… 06/06/2015 on Twisty Tower Hats +19
#433 - Thought you would have fun with the hair, and I'd love to show… 06/06/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk 0
#66 - You can't just look down and see the hole very easily. I can s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Sex Ed for Kids +1
User avatar #116 - titsmccracken (05/16/2015) [-]
She's wasn't the brightest. In hindsight I really should have asked if she had used tampons before.
#6 - So long, So long!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on 1, 2, 5 +22
User avatar #7 - EnergizierAnon (05/04/2015) [-]
quite clever. how long have you been sitting on this joke?
#10 - I think that the idea is that the woman in the picture is clea…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Based Protein World 0
User avatar #72 - lordofpenis (04/30/2015) [-]
It's not that hard to achieve, lol. Count your calories, improve your nutrient intake and increase your excersise. Increases resistance to stress, immune function, nutrient partioning, musoskeletal strength, bone strength, homoestatic regulation is better, mental health improved, learning abilities improved and general well being is improved. So it doesn't take any unhealthy measures.

Something unhealthy is having barely enough protein to sustain muscular function, and not enough energy (be it from your own fat/glycogen stores) that your body increases the rate of gluconeogensis via transamination of your own skeletal muscle, which can cause cardiac issues.
Unhealthy is a high fat diet, in addition to high carbohydrates, with little in the way of vitamins & other essentials. Unhealthy is being at an absurdly high bodyfat percentage, disrupting homeostasis. Unhealthy is having an imbalane in homeostasis, for example, insulin resistance, due to being even the slightest too fat and having a poor diet with a lack of excersise.

Taken from a scientific stand point, though.
#27 - cadenfall (04/30/2015) [-]
That is a problem that you stared, unrealistic body images. However it's not the problem I was stating. I'm just getting tired of women making women feel bad and then the men get blamed for it. Men usually don't have a problem with something as simple as an add. The see it and if they don't like it they just move on. Women on the other hand seem to make a big deal of things and then degrade other women.i really feel like they hurt eachother, they are not hurt by adds. That's just an opinion though.
User avatar #22 - meganinja (04/30/2015) [-]
How is it clearly photoshopped? I mean not all women can have a thigh gap, but some women do and it's completely natural.
User avatar #215 - kitchendweller (05/01/2015) [-]
For me, it's her ribcage/waist. Not saying some women are not built that way naturally, or no women have ribcages that petite, but 9 out of 10 women do not have that. I'm pretty sure the number of woman with thigh gaps/capable of thigh gaps is higher than the number of women with ribcages that small (and the smaller the ribcage the easier it is to effortlessly achieve very small waist to hip ratios). Everytime I watch a time lapse photoshop, the women usually already has a thigh gap so they just slim the legs a little further, but always the ripcage is slimmed, many times they slim a third of it off.
#153 - zhadox (05/01/2015) [-]
IIRC the owner claimed it wasn't photoshopped. Not sure though.
#24 - phonicghost (04/30/2015) [-]
Thigh gap? How can you tell? She's clearly standing with her legs apart :S

User avatar #30 - meganinja (04/30/2015) [-]
I don't know. But the average woman may not look like that but it's very much not an impossible body shape.
#12 - ExorArgus (04/30/2015) [-]
His point is that basically only women call women "sex objects".
#11 - When you are last minute trying to raise your grades in a clas… 04/29/2015 on Trust Me, I'm An Engineer +2
#14 - I believe it's a car that shoots forward like it's about to cr… 04/13/2015 on Haunted House Photos... +2
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