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#66 - Condoms, birth control, and NOT the pull out method.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on I'm not saying, but I'm... +1
User avatar #70 - lebarricuda (12 hours ago) [-]
I like you a hell of a lot more than the religious extremist kind of Texan redneck.
#5 - I don't know why I made that a reply and not just a comment. Oh well. 07/27/2014 on I'm not saying, but I'm... 0
#4 - As my name so aptly implies I hail from the great Lone Star St…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/27/2014 on I'm not saying, but I'm... +5
User avatar #8 - lebarricuda (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope by proper forms of contraception you are not talking about abstinence, because then I would have to call you stupid. Sorry if you were actually referring to contraception.
User avatar #66 - texasredneck (07/27/2014) [-]
Condoms, birth control, and NOT the pull out method.
User avatar #70 - lebarricuda (12 hours ago) [-]
I like you a hell of a lot more than the religious extremist kind of Texan redneck.
#19 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
I think you're a little misguided with your opinions other peoples differ sometimes, that doesn't mean you're smarter than them
User avatar #71 - lebarricuda (12 hours ago) [-]
The definition of contraception is not an opinion...
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User avatar #6 - somethingpants (07/27/2014) [-]
I guess in your part of the state it teaches that. In the school I went to, we just learned how babies are made. We didn't even learn about condoms.
Two girls in my high school were pregnant during the school year. One that moved away had a kid in eighth grade and another in ninth grade.
It isn't just enough to tell people not to.
There was also a group discussion in one of my junior math classes where a boy didn't know what ovulation was and the math teacher explained, wrongly, that a girl could only get pregnant during her ovulation (a couple days every month, maybe a week)
User avatar #58 - vicsix (07/27/2014) [-]
At mine we're just told God will smite us. I wish I was joking the crazy bitch really thinks religion is why kids wont fuck.
#17 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
ha, I can top that. in my school (not from Texas) they encouraged the girls to masturbate in the sex education classes and never even discussed condoms or anything like that. 6 girls in my class alone have kids now O.o
User avatar #24 - somethingpants (07/27/2014) [-]
Holy shit why are adults so irresponsible.
I can maybe see encouraging people to masturbate if it were an adult class, but I have a feeling that it's illegal in some places to tell children to touch themselves o.o
If anyone encouraged kids here to masturbate, they'd be driven out of town. Touching yourself is a big no-no. Especially for girls for some reason that I will never understand.
User avatar #5 - texasredneck (07/27/2014) [-]
I don't know why I made that a reply and not just a comment. Oh well.
#90 - That's the first thing I thought of too.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Spiderman remastered, now... +4
#93 - zoocalu (06/21/2014) [-]
same....i sad faced
#29 - How is it a less horrible thing to say that someone can get aw… 06/18/2014 on Bro-Defensive Mechanism 0
#4 - I did think it was patronizing to a degree. 06/11/2014 on Information Request 0
#865 - Frost and Haste. 05/18/2014 on Answer this 0
#31 - It's called exaggerating for effect. 05/01/2014 on Gaming Seasons +2
#30 - Liquid cooling FTW!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Gaming Seasons +8
#38 - stickyfinch (05/01/2014) [-]
#38 - I have the strangest boner right now... I think I need profess… 04/03/2014 on Nightmare Sketchbook -1
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