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texasbarbie

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Video Games Played: BF3,MOHW
Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:4/24/2014
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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#222 - Seriously...She probably has the best brests i have seen on a …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on title. -2
#227 - sundip (07/26/2013) [-]
I don't even want to imagine playing with those spunk bubbles..
User avatar #232 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
I just wish i had a girl like her...I mean...I am a decent guy...17 to 18 years old...never been with a girl...so i got a lot of lovin to give...Just need a girl...never actually tried to get one so i have no fucking clue how to do it...
#217 - Good job ...i guess?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2013 on title. +1
User avatar #220 - Bad Man (07/26/2013) [-]
I am pretty amazing.
#223 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
Hence the blue name....You better be...
User avatar #225 - Bad Man (07/26/2013) [-]
And my user name. You're allowed to be jealous.
#230 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
I like mine...thanks.(it's shit for a guy i know..)..but yeah yours .... it's good....Simple yet cool...
User avatar #234 - Bad Man (07/26/2013) [-]
HMM
User avatar #239 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
MMMMMMMPH MMMPH MPH MPH MPH...MPHMPHHHHHHHH
Pyro talk
#159 - SPOILER ALERT!!! Man i have not made it that far yet...Don… 07/26/2013 on 3.14 +1
#158 - Well i did not want to talk about i aswell since it's really n… 07/26/2013 on 3.14 0
#76 - Let me explain something that i learned this year... Irrat… 07/26/2013 on 3.14 +1
#71 - Yeah man...That's the first thing i thought about...I mean tha…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2013 on 3.14 +2
#79 - maphrox (07/26/2013) [-]
e^(i*pi) +1 = 0

Euler's identity. Best equation ever because it has e, i and pi, but results in 0.
#158 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
Well i did not want to talk about i aswell since it's really not THAT special...i mean yeah it's fucking wicked and nasty that i^2= - 1 .... and you gotta fucking love i for that..i mean he is the guy that takes the snake out of the hole for you....and creates a new whole fucking set of numbers....but he is fucking small....i know..you gotta love him...

By the way...Can i love you for knowing Euler's identity? No homo...But Euler was the fucking GOD of analysis...Did you know he lost sight in his one eye solving an astronomy problem? It took him 3 days to solve the problem FIRST while other mathematicians of his era requested several months to solve it...

RESPECT EULER....
User avatar #98 - wiredguy (07/26/2013) [-]
It becomes even more fun when you learn about how radians tie into the computing of imaginary exponents.
#159 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
SPOILER ALERT!!!
Man i have not made it that far yet...Don't spoil the fun for me
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#13 - Is that Jennifer Lawrence????  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on comic con disguise +1
User avatar #17 - northyrn (07/26/2013) [-]
no, it's Peter Dinklage.
#14 - taurusguy (07/26/2013) [-]
Yes, but she is now part a imp that pimps, so i advise not to have sexual intercourse before you exorcise the demon of pimp the imp
#2 - Picture 07/24/2013 on I'd smurf that +2
#1 - God...She is SO awesome...In so many ways... 07/24/2013 on Water +7
#10 - It has...sorry dude...better luck next time...I have reposted … 07/24/2013 on The Numbers Mason 0
#9 - Well...Around 10:30 in the morning...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on The Numbers Mason 0
User avatar #11 - davidteninch (07/24/2013) [-]
Eh, there goes my theory of time.
#6 - Yes...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on The Numbers Mason 0
#8 - mrdustbuster (07/24/2013) [-]
i screened capped it myself but i guess its been on here before
#10 - texasbarbie (07/24/2013) [-]
It has...sorry dude...better luck next time...I have reposted too without knowing it...
#5 - Weird...The only boners i got were in Biology, and English....…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2013 on The Numbers Mason 0
User avatar #7 - davidteninch (07/24/2013) [-]
What time of day was that class?
#9 - texasbarbie (07/24/2013) [-]
Well...Around 10:30 in the morning...
User avatar #11 - davidteninch (07/24/2013) [-]
Eh, there goes my theory of time.
#3 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2013 on The Numbers Mason 0
#4 - mrdustbuster (07/24/2013) [-]
is it really
User avatar #6 - texasbarbie (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes...
#8 - mrdustbuster (07/24/2013) [-]
i screened capped it myself but i guess its been on here before
#10 - texasbarbie (07/24/2013) [-]
It has...sorry dude...better luck next time...I have reposted too without knowing it...
#1 - Nice ...let the bees grow on your scooter..make it their own..…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on BEEEEEEES! +1
User avatar #3 - teranin (07/24/2013) [-]
Those aren't Bees, they're paper wasps. Not bros.
User avatar #2 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
Befriend the bees with gifts of flowers!
#3 - Where would he hide ...I mean he is wearing spandex after all...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Spiderman 0
User avatar #4 - threadz (07/24/2013) [-]
Some spiders have retractable dicks.
#6 - omegaominous (07/25/2013) [-]
**omegaominous rolled a random image posted in comment #185 at Women ** what?
#2 - Comment deleted 07/24/2013 on Spiderman 0
#2 - Looks like the T-Rex is going to throw up something....Good th… 07/24/2013 on T-rex turtle 0
#21 - Not enough lady.....To make your task even harder...I shall in… 07/24/2013 on Feminist 0
#13 - Yeah that's cool...But can you tell us why kids love the taste…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Feminist +4
#20 - lustuad (07/24/2013) [-]
i tried to look for a reaction image for this...

this was all I had.
#21 - texasbarbie (07/24/2013) [-]
Not enough lady.....To make your task even harder...I shall infrom you that I love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch myself...and I am an adult...almost...anyways...i shall add your reaction image in my reaction folder...(It's supposed to be the other way around...so please insert my reaction image...in your folder...If that makes sense to you...)
#12 - mhm....dude you can't hit on a girl over the internet like tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on Feminist 0
User avatar #14 - itsmedumbass (07/24/2013) [-]
I can totally see how my comment makes it seem like I'm hitting on her, but believe me when I say I'm not. I have no interest in lustuad, but this is the internet so no one really gives a fuck.
#27 - They have had their main axis swapped with a broomstick....Whi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Let's fucking go +1
User avatar #28 - wutzittooya (07/23/2013) [-]
They are fucked in the brain? Well I might be getting ahead of myself, but I'm thinking of giving them a piece of my mind. I mean, knowing that Charles should win is a no brainer.
#20 - HOLY SHIET......ZOMBIE ATTACK.... 07/23/2013 on Zombie Attack at Buckingham... +2
#25 - it's fried...they canceled that **** coz charles...was …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Let's fucking go +1
#26 - wutzittooya (07/23/2013) [-]
My god that was fast... Why won't they let him win??
#27 - texasbarbie (07/23/2013) [-]
They have had their main axis swapped with a broomstick....Which was inserted inside their flesh...from their sphincter...Seriously though...they are fucked in their main neural mass...AKA brain...
User avatar #28 - wutzittooya (07/23/2013) [-]
They are fucked in the brain? Well I might be getting ahead of myself, but I'm thinking of giving them a piece of my mind. I mean, knowing that Charles should win is a no brainer.
#24 - Wait you sure they canceled it...maybe they just dq'ed charle.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Let's fucking go +3
User avatar #29 - alstorp (07/23/2013) [-]
Honestly i feel like everything is a hoax. I don't think these websites actually even have a connection to any of these celebs. I think they're just setting these up and then make up an excuse to not let them meet them, and they get a fuck load of cash.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - kimilsung ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - John Cena (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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