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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
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#27 - The end result is the work of a Japanese painter, Katsushika H…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on wave +15
User avatar #70 - Lolzster (11/18/2014) [-]
I thought it looked familiar
User avatar #41 - ghostninjaguy (11/17/2014) [-]
I love this piece, I have it in my room at home so when I look at it I feel calm
#31 - captainhippo (11/17/2014) [-]
I had. Thank you.
#56 - Except literal way.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Ninja Shapes +1
#98 - dorfdorfdorf (10/27/2014) [-]
#5153 - **teseus rolls 033,850,016** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam +1
#6 - Dafuq you've been smoking? 09/29/2014 on Pokemon logo over time. 0
#123 - Not only that but the lighting is off and the proportions are …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on what could have been +3
User avatar #187 - heathz (09/05/2014) [-]
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#2021 - **teseus rolls 184,854,080** 08/14/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#4754 - **teseus rolls 884,629** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#5 - Perhaps he has some sort of disability? I don't know man…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on RDJ +4
#8 - jengafag (08/02/2014) [-]
pERHAPS YOU'RE A DUMBASS FOR SUGGESTING THAT.
#11 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
Perhaps you have the caps lock on?
User avatar #10 - crazyanimal (08/02/2014) [-]
1/10 for the weak bait
#47 - Look at the first two paragraphs in that post and also the one… 07/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#44 - Damn this dude sounds like a ******* bitch. I gue…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#45 - lockzgng (07/29/2014) [-]
No hate for fat people in this post. Only self hate and wanting to fix himself. Which I respect.

We all have things that are wrong with us, doesn't matter what it is. We can change these things though.

And if you mean to tell me that anyone is happy being obese, when they could be healthy and have a better and longer life. Then I would tell you, you are full of shit.

We might tell ourselves we are okay, but we aren't. Everyone wants to improve themselves in someway.

I want to learn a second language. Korean specifically as I am largely into e-sports and what like to be a translator at some point in life.

But I don't have the dedication to do it. I don't have the commitment or motivation and I feel that is the biggest issue with the vast majority of us now. We will settle for where we are because it's easy. Improving is hard.
User avatar #47 - teseus (07/30/2014) [-]
Look at the first two paragraphs in that post and also the one that starts with "Anyone can lose weight". Those remarks are generalized for others who are overweight. It's not much but it made me drift a little from the subject so the second paragraph of my comment was my general opinion on the matter.

I fully and totally agree that everyone is trying to improve themselves. But some people might want to invest time in improving other areas of their lives, not their bodies.

You can start telling me I'm full of shit. For me a healthier and longer life means jackshit. I'd rather die at 50 knowing I did things I like than live a life full of restrictions. I'm not obese so I can't say if there are people being happy about it, but I think it's all about priorities. I've got a beer belly since I enjoy drinking for relaxation and I can't say I mind the fact that I'm not fit. I'm trying to get a novel I've been working on published and I'm currently trying to practice drawing in order to get into art school and I am able to find inspiration better if I drink heavily. And since writing and making art brings me a lot of joy I don't really mind the effect it has on my body.

I do agree that improvement is hard, but all you've got to do is find some motivation. Taking baby steps worked for me.

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User avatar #140 - heathz (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #138 - noobnage (06/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #139 to #138 - heathz (06/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #131 - noobnage (06/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #132 to #131 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #132 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #134 to #133 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #136 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #95 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #96 - teseus ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #92 - teseus ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #87 - heathz (05/14/2013) [-]
#86 - sexualhomo (04/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #83 - teseus ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I don't know if I should scared, disgusted or flattered...
User avatar #82 - heathz (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #81 - fluttershyismine (12/09/2012) [-]
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