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#2021 - **teseus rolls 184,854,080** 08/14/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#4754 - **teseus rolls 884,629** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#5 - Perhaps he has some sort of disability? I don't know man…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on RDJ +4
#8 - jengafag (08/02/2014) [-]
pERHAPS YOU'RE A DUMBASS FOR SUGGESTING THAT.
#11 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Perhaps you have the caps lock on?
User avatar #10 - crazyanimal (08/02/2014) [-]
1/10 for the weak bait
#47 - Look at the first two paragraphs in that post and also the one… 07/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#44 - Damn this dude sounds like a ******* bitch. I gue…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#45 - lockzgng (07/29/2014) [-]
No hate for fat people in this post. Only self hate and wanting to fix himself. Which I respect.

We all have things that are wrong with us, doesn't matter what it is. We can change these things though.

And if you mean to tell me that anyone is happy being obese, when they could be healthy and have a better and longer life. Then I would tell you, you are full of shit.

We might tell ourselves we are okay, but we aren't. Everyone wants to improve themselves in someway.

I want to learn a second language. Korean specifically as I am largely into e-sports and what like to be a translator at some point in life.

But I don't have the dedication to do it. I don't have the commitment or motivation and I feel that is the biggest issue with the vast majority of us now. We will settle for where we are because it's easy. Improving is hard.
User avatar #47 - teseus (07/30/2014) [-]
Look at the first two paragraphs in that post and also the one that starts with "Anyone can lose weight". Those remarks are generalized for others who are overweight. It's not much but it made me drift a little from the subject so the second paragraph of my comment was my general opinion on the matter.

I fully and totally agree that everyone is trying to improve themselves. But some people might want to invest time in improving other areas of their lives, not their bodies.

You can start telling me I'm full of shit. For me a healthier and longer life means jackshit. I'd rather die at 50 knowing I did things I like than live a life full of restrictions. I'm not obese so I can't say if there are people being happy about it, but I think it's all about priorities. I've got a beer belly since I enjoy drinking for relaxation and I can't say I mind the fact that I'm not fit. I'm trying to get a novel I've been working on published and I'm currently trying to practice drawing in order to get into art school and I am able to find inspiration better if I drink heavily. And since writing and making art brings me a lot of joy I don't really mind the effect it has on my body.

I do agree that improvement is hard, but all you've got to do is find some motivation. Taking baby steps worked for me.
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User avatar #5094 - heathz (07/15/2014) [-]
brb ma tund

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User avatar #138 - noobnage (06/28/2014) [-]
am vorbit cu aia de la warda si ne angajeaza luni de la 9
User avatar #139 to #138 - heathz (06/28/2014) [-]
smd
User avatar #131 - noobnage (06/23/2014) [-]
trecem bacu'?
User avatar #132 to #131 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
iesi ma gay de-aici. du-te pe ***** tau de vgb
User avatar #133 to #132 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
de ce te uiti la comments and shiet
User avatar #134 to #133 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
ma uit pe profilu lu buhs
User avatar #135 to #134 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
mai bine te uiti la romana in biblos
User avatar #136 to #135 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
brb george enescu in biblos
User avatar #137 to #136 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
sa nu te mai vad aici
#130 - heathz Comment deleted by teseus [-]
#125 - fluttershyismine (11/20/2013) [-]
buhu estas gay
#112 - fluttershyismine (10/28/2013) [-]
buhu pls du u even flag
#101 - fluttershyismine (10/25/2013) [-]
Ultimele nopti nu le-am putut dormi...tot deschideam setarul in care tineam pozele cu noi, cu familia noastra in speranta ca ceva se va schimba viitorul, ca acel spirit titanic pe care-l intruchipai va veni sa ma ridice din mocirla de pat in care stau si sa ma duca departe, dimpreuna cu copilul nostru prin ochiul de geam prafuit de deasupra noptierei deasupra careia se afla jurnalul tau: da iubitule jurnalul in care iti scriai tot timpu cat erai plecat in drumetii fiecare lucru pe care il faceai, de la trezirea de dimineata la culcarea sub cerul liber, lipsit de acoperamant.Stai! Te-am vazut trecand pe strada!...Nu.....iarasi ma amagesc cu fiecare silueta autohtona trecatoare pe strada...si iar ploua prin acoperis, m-am saturat sa tot arunc galetile de apa in strada si sa stau cu umbrele deasupra patului.Pungile de gunoi de pe tavan nu mai rezista mult saracele nici ele, e You need to login to view this link iar ai trecut pe sub fereastra...
User avatar #94 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
ESTI UN PUSSY CU BAN
User avatar #98 to #94 - teseus ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
BITCHES GOT NOTHING ON MY BAN
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User avatar #96 to #95 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
am pus un $ in loc de s, gaseste-l
User avatar #99 to #96 - fluttershyismine (09/07/2013) [-]
ctrl+f pussy
User avatar #97 to #96 - teseus ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Linia 5 coloana 7
User avatar #92 to #91 - fluttershyismine (08/01/2013) [-]
florin bless the salam
User avatar #93 to #92 - teseus ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
El e bomba nucleara
User avatar #87 - heathz (05/14/2013) [-]
#86 - sexualhomo (04/07/2013) [-]
hey boy i wanna reip u hard
User avatar #84 to #83 - teseus ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I don't know if I should scared, disgusted or flattered...
User avatar #82 - heathz (01/04/2013) [-]
dau jizzu pe tine
User avatar #81 - fluttershyismine (12/09/2012) [-]
luk at mi items
#80 - iamdeadponi has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #66 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!
User avatar #67 to #66 - teseus ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Eu ar trebui sa-ti multumesc
User avatar #69 to #68 - teseus ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Ca o fost awesome trade-ul cel putin pt mine.
User avatar #70 to #69 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
si pt mine, adica im one step closer to getting an archdemon.initial vroiam sa adun 1k fiends dar de-abea am adunat vreo 65 azi:(
User avatar #71 to #70 - teseus ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
np man, eu fac rost usor de fiends. Te ajut si eu, np.
User avatar #72 to #71 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
oricum azi am avut o zi bulanoasa si pt flutty si pt poni. am cash-inat multe choco tickets si am castigat si un giveaway si am multe choco stuff.needless to say i lav u
User avatar #73 to #72 - teseus ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
me too... in a non-gay way
User avatar #74 to #73 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
admon's part 1 of the update
sucks major balls
5 god gems + 10 ruby special gems=(sansa de 10%)=super ruby
wat
User avatar #75 to #74 - teseus ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
fail
cine are 10 god gems? sa fim seriosi, this **** is not even funny
User avatar #76 to #75 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
5 god gems*. defapt uite-te la colectia lui ************ ,el e cel mai mare colector de gemuri si a imprumutat azi god gemurile de la landmines,matmans si matann pt ca sa isi faca cateva(cacofonie intentionata) si acum are so punctele,dar totusi 5 god gems si 10 specials, pe deasupra 10% sansa sa iasa e o prostie. rape horse are sanse 1/6 sa iasa si multi faileaza de 10 ori
User avatar #77 to #76 - teseus ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
with great points comes great responsability...
User avatar #78 to #77 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
true. dar mi-e dor ca admon sa bage rares care se You need to login to view this link afara de evil toast si toast transformer nu cred sa mai fie multe rare-uri calumea
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