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#913 - **teseus rolls 096,138,964** 17 hours ago on Free Steam Card 0
#123 - You do raise a very good point, but it's a matter of perspecti…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on _ 0
#138 - autoxx (07/03/2014) [-]
Google intestinal parasites, gangrene, and every bacterial infection. This should give you a good idea of what your quality of life would be.
I just got back from a bike trip on my cbr954 (old tech but it's still a blast), my parts got finished on the 3D printer while I was away, and now I will finish replacing the broken parts on one of the (first person view) multicopters and go for a couple of flights.
Then I will ride over to my girlfriend's house, eat a cinnamon bun and fuck the hell out of her without the risk of;
1. Her getting pregnant - She had a hysterectomy
2. A monstrously high infant mortality rate if she wasn't fixed
3. If either of us had an STD we could take a 2 minute trip to a pharmacy and get an antibiotic prescription filled.

As a point of reference I live outdoors most of my life (one year I slept in my bed 7 nights total and was away from home every day).
I CAN live off the land if need be, I have been a registered trapper for nearly 30 years but our "modern conveniences" make life infinitely better. If you don't like your path you have every tool in the world to change it. I'm now an inventor and make a decent living at it so it is possible.
User avatar #131 - ShadeElement (07/03/2014) [-]
I think you are coming from a place of idealism.
I know, because I would have written the same thing you just did at 18.
Best I can tell you is to travel.
Go to the more remote places on our globe, while a few still exist.
I did.
You'll find that people being dicks to each other is a constant that transcends space and time.
Doesn't matter where you are on the globe, or how close to nature you live. People are absolute shit to one another.
I can take you to villages hundreds and hundreds of miles from the nearest road. Where there are no utilities. No running water. No grocery store.
People live off the bounty of the land and in time with the cycle of the seasons.
You will still find theft, rape, bullying, abuse, pollution, and greed.

Like I said, doesn't matter if you wear a suit or a buckskins, people are people.
User avatar #194 - nativninja (07/04/2014) [-]
you'd be surprised how nice it is to go with some people from your tribe and hunt. in a small community you be surprised how nice it really is to live in a remote area.
User avatar #196 - ShadeElement (07/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised, because I've lived and worked in remote villages.

You are correct, it is nice. There is a sense of community there.

But you still have all the problems there you'd find anywhere else. People are people.
User avatar #197 - nativninja (07/04/2014) [-]
no, i moved to winnipeg from saddle lake northeast from edmonton two years ago. its not the same because i could say hello to someone when i walked past them without getting a dirty or confused look. its not the same regardless of what you think it is.
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#91 - That's because they weren't looking for progress. The modern s… 07/03/2014 on _ +9
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#148 - Laconia (Greek: Λακωνία), also known as Lacedaemonia, i… 06/17/2014 on History is fun +1
#231 - Nevertheless, if you are happy with both your body and your pe… 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? +1
#18 - That actually makes sense and now I feel stupid for asking. 06/11/2014 on Transformers +2
#12 - But how did Shia LaBeouf secretly visit the set if it's a kn…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Transformers 0
User avatar #16 - psychadelicace (06/11/2014) [-]
He either told people that worked on the later films or he revealed it in an interview
User avatar #18 - teseus (06/11/2014) [-]
That actually makes sense and now I feel stupid for asking.

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User avatar #138 - noobnage (06/28/2014) [-]
am vorbit cu aia de la warda si ne angajeaza luni de la 9
User avatar #139 to #138 - heathz (06/28/2014) [-]
smd
User avatar #131 - noobnage (06/23/2014) [-]
trecem bacu'?
User avatar #132 to #131 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
iesi ma gay de-aici. du-te pe ***** tau de vgb
User avatar #133 to #132 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
de ce te uiti la comments and shiet
User avatar #134 to #133 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
ma uit pe profilu lu buhs
User avatar #135 to #134 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
mai bine te uiti la romana in biblos
User avatar #136 to #135 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
brb george enescu in biblos
User avatar #137 to #136 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
sa nu te mai vad aici
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#125 - fluttershyismine (11/20/2013) [-]
buhu estas gay
#112 - fluttershyismine (10/28/2013) [-]
buhu pls du u even flag
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User avatar #113 to #112 - fluttershyismine (10/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #115 to #114 - fluttershyismine (10/28/2013) [-]
pls go suck admin's dick
User avatar #116 to #115 - zahnrad (10/28/2013) [-]
Who unflagged it now?

The rules specifically said a penis of any kind is bannable...
User avatar #117 to #116 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
I know
wtf
#124 to #117 - teseus (11/05/2013) [-]
phanact commented on my profile. now I can indeed die happily!
User avatar #120 to #117 - heathz (11/05/2013) [-]
ce plm phanact muistule ce cauti pe profilu lu buhu vrei mustar?
User avatar #123 to #122 - heathz (11/05/2013) [-]
asa credeam si eu
User avatar #121 to #120 - heathz (11/05/2013) [-]
??????????
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#119 to #117 - spongeychicken (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #117 - zahnrad (10/30/2013) [-]
I was expecting to get yelled at then, being honest.
#101 - fluttershyismine (10/25/2013) [-]
Ultimele nopti nu le-am putut dormi...tot deschideam setarul in care tineam pozele cu noi, cu familia noastra in speranta ca ceva se va schimba viitorul, ca acel spirit titanic pe care-l intruchipai va veni sa ma ridice din mocirla de pat in care stau si sa ma duca departe, dimpreuna cu copilul nostru prin ochiul de geam prafuit de deasupra noptierei deasupra careia se afla jurnalul tau: da iubitule jurnalul in care iti scriai tot timpu cat erai plecat in drumetii fiecare lucru pe care il faceai, de la trezirea de dimineata la culcarea sub cerul liber, lipsit de acoperamant.Stai! Te-am vazut trecand pe strada!...Nu.....iarasi ma amagesc cu fiecare silueta autohtona trecatoare pe strada...si iar ploua prin acoperis, m-am saturat sa tot arunc galetile de apa in strada si sa stau cu umbrele deasupra patului.Pungile de gunoi de pe tavan nu mai rezista mult saracele nici ele, e You need to login to view this link iar ai trecut pe sub fereastra...
User avatar #94 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
ESTI UN ***** CU BAN
User avatar #98 to #94 - teseus (09/06/2013) [-]
BITCHES GOT NOTHING ON MY BAN
User avatar #95 to #94 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #95 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
am pus un $ in loc de s, gaseste-l
User avatar #97 to #96 - teseus (09/06/2013) [-]
Linia 5 coloana 7
User avatar #92 to #91 - fluttershyismine (08/01/2013) [-]
florin bless the salam
User avatar #93 to #92 - teseus (08/01/2013) [-]
El e bomba nucleara
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#88 - fluttershyismine (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #89 to #88 - teseus (07/19/2013) [-]
Dis is how I sex dem bitches.
User avatar #87 - heathz (05/14/2013) [-]
#86 - sexualhomo (04/07/2013) [-]
hey boy i wanna reip u hard
User avatar #84 to #83 - teseus (02/16/2013) [-]
I don't know if I should scared, disgusted or flattered...
User avatar #82 - heathz (01/04/2013) [-]
dau jizzu pe tine
User avatar #81 - fluttershyismine (12/09/2012) [-]
luk at mi items
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User avatar #66 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!
User avatar #67 to #66 - teseus (11/24/2012) [-]
Eu ar trebui sa-ti multumesc
User avatar #69 to #68 - teseus (11/24/2012) [-]
Ca o fost awesome trade-ul cel putin pt mine.
User avatar #70 to #69 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
si pt mine, adica im one step closer to getting an archdemon.initial vroiam sa adun 1k fiends dar de-abea am adunat vreo 65 azi:(
User avatar #71 to #70 - teseus (11/24/2012) [-]
np man, eu fac rost usor de fiends. Te ajut si eu, np.
User avatar #72 to #71 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
oricum azi am avut o zi bulanoasa si pt flutty si pt poni. am cash-inat multe choco tickets si am castigat si un giveaway si am multe choco stuff.needless to say i lav u
User avatar #73 to #72 - teseus (11/24/2012) [-]
me too... in a non-gay way
User avatar #74 to #73 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
admon's part 1 of the update
sucks major balls
5 god gems + 10 ruby special gems=(sansa de 10%)=super ruby
wat
User avatar #75 to #74 - teseus (11/24/2012) [-]
fail
cine are 10 god gems? sa fim seriosi, this **** is not even funny
User avatar #76 to #75 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
5 god gems*. defapt uite-te la colectia lui ************ ,el e cel mai mare colector de gemuri si a imprumutat azi god gemurile de la landmines,matmans si matann pt ca sa isi faca cateva(cacofonie intentionata) si acum are so punctele,dar totusi 5 god gems si 10 specials, pe deasupra 10% sansa sa iasa e o prostie. rape horse are sanse 1/6 sa iasa si multi faileaza de 10 ori
User avatar #77 to #76 - teseus (11/24/2012) [-]
with great points comes great responsability...
User avatar #78 to #77 - fluttershyismine (11/24/2012) [-]
true. dar mi-e dor ca admon sa bage rares care se You need to login to view this link afara de evil toast si toast transformer nu cred sa mai fie multe rare-uri calumea
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