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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
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#50 - Lack of vaccines wouldn't be such a great deal if we stayed in… 08/03/2015 on Healthy Living +5
#22 - Why? It's a reasonable thing to do and it's also a lesson for … 08/02/2015 on All Damn Day 0
#355 - **teseus used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **teseus rolls 622** 08/01/2015 on Roll to page 394 0
#32 - He grew up totally badass, too bad he died. He was amazing in …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Fascinating photos from... +1
User avatar #33 - unhealthy (07/24/2015) [-]
Whenever it was actually him on screen
#417 - True. I never said it's an ok thing to do, but I believe that … 07/24/2015 on aww yiss 0
#26 - This is a mood buttplug. It turns black when you're feeling …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Bought a mood ring at... +85
#31 - seananderson (07/23/2015) [-]
you mean brown
User avatar #51 - leifbunny (07/24/2015) [-]
Take a shower, carlos.
#84 - While it would look like the best thing to do at a first glanc…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2015 on aww yiss 0
#416 - sirfurnace (07/24/2015) [-]
It's an immense betrayal of trust. If you marry someone, you should be so close that you would never backstab your partner. Cheating on someone can destroy two families and separate people who used to love each other.
User avatar #417 - teseus (07/24/2015) [-]
True. I never said it's an ok thing to do, but I believe that unmasking the cheaters may ruin certain families. If you have a family with a bunch of kids and your wife is cheating on you but you're not suspecting a thing, then I really think that it's better to not know it. If you live under the illusion that everything is good and fine, then a data leak like that is going to cause you a lot of suffering.

Once again, I'm not defending the cheaters, but I'm rather trying to argue that their unmasking is not a just thing to do since it can severely hurt innocent people, not only the guilty ones.
#46 - He did crash two award ceremonies because he felt somebody els… 07/20/2015 on He's doing his Kayne best 0
#28 - Food might be cooked somewhere else and then made to appear in… 07/19/2015 on "kiss the cook" +1
#71 - How the **** is that hard in any possible way? You wrap…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on This guy is amazing 0
User avatar #76 - jomgor (07/18/2015) [-]
snakes have extremely flexible skeletons, it would not be difficult at all for that snake to wrap around that guy while still in the hole.

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User avatar #151 - heathz (04/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #149 to #148 - teseus (03/21/2015) [-]
I love you based Buscemi!
User avatar #143 - heathz (01/08/2015) [-]
buhu nu mai da laba la sugababy
User avatar #144 to #143 - heathz (01/10/2015) [-]
buhu nu mai da labusca
User avatar #145 to #144 - heathz (03/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #141 - heathz (12/24/2014) [-]
**heathz used "*roll cah question*"**
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User avatar #140 - heathz (09/05/2014) [-]
am luat bacu
User avatar #138 - noobnage (06/28/2014) [-]
am vorbit cu aia de la warda si ne angajeaza luni de la 9
User avatar #139 to #138 - heathz (06/28/2014) [-]
smd
User avatar #131 - noobnage (06/23/2014) [-]
trecem bacu'?
User avatar #132 to #131 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
iesi ma gay de-aici. du-te pe ***** tau de vgb
User avatar #133 to #132 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
de ce te uiti la comments and shiet
User avatar #134 to #133 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
ma uit pe profilu lu buhs
User avatar #135 to #134 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #136 to #135 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
brb george enescu in biblos
User avatar #137 to #136 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
sa nu te mai vad aici
#130 - heathz Comment deleted by teseus [-]
#125 - fluttershyismine (11/20/2013) [-]
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#112 - fluttershyismine (10/28/2013) [-]
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#101 - fluttershyismine (10/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #94 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
ESTI UN PUSSY CU BAN
User avatar #98 to #94 - teseus (09/06/2013) [-]
BITCHES GOT NOTHING ON MY BAN
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User avatar #96 to #95 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #96 - fluttershyismine (09/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #96 - teseus (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 to #91 - fluttershyismine (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #92 - teseus (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #87 - heathz (05/14/2013) [-]
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