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#16 - It's a symbiotic relationship. The spider lays eggs which lure…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Fucking Kevin +1
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#22 - elduroto (12 hours ago) [-]
The comparison was more the cats would eat the mice and other critters and we gave it shelter
#134 - Bro, are you ok? I've seen a more and more of your posts latel…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Lisa's 911 Call +3
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#137 - tandemwarelephant (08/23/2016) [-]
Nothing brought my constant posting in morbid. It's just something I kinda fell into. Check the spoiler image to find out why I post in morbid channel.

The whole edginess that you probably see in my comments is just me reveling in the sort of persona I created by posting in morbid channel. In all honesty, had morbid channel not gotten so relevant or had I not become the main poster for it or had I found an abundance of other content I could post , I would have stopped posting waaaay back then. Heck, I might have started posting a lot in the anime and manga related channels.

Yeah a lot of stuff that I post does sometimes get to me but as I'm sure you have realized, people just get use to it. If you are wondering why some posts are way more disturbing than others, it's because I like to push the envelope every now and then.

I'm a lot more normal than I may let up to be. My personal life is going smoothly, and I'm doing pretty well for myself. Don't want to reveal that much because of the nature of my content. But overall, I'm doing fine. The concern is appreciated though.
#138 - tandemwarelephant (08/23/2016) [-]
Whoops didn't upload the image.

Anyways, here's why I mainly post in morbid channel.
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#136 - Swoosh (08/23/2016) [-]
You're a good soul.
#19 - That's really cool, thanks man! 08/21/2016 on Baby Jaguar meets Baby Tiger +5
#13 - True, a cat will never show its belly to something it sees as …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2016 on Baby Jaguar meets Baby Tiger +59
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#61 - masterboll (08/21/2016) [-]
its probably not "submitting" but playing around out of curiousity

it doesnt see the tiger as a threat
#16 - randomzdude (08/21/2016) [-]
There are other signs of submitting through the jaguar's body language. Ears back, head sideways along the ground, crouched close to the ground. While the tiger is standing upright the whole time. Likely the jaguar knows that if they got into the tiger would fuck him up because of the size difference.
#15 - randomzdude (08/21/2016) [-]
Domesticated animals do it all the times. Dogs will reveal their stomachs to babies. Runts of litters will do it to the bigger males in play. It's pretty common. I would have to guess that revealing your weak point would be an instinctual thing. Like the way that cat's will eat their placentas after birth to avoid attracting predators. Or how other animals will eat in bursts to watch out for predators. I've had multiple cats that have had kittens, and can confirm that this sort of behavior does happen pretty often between kittens playing.
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#19 - teseus (08/21/2016) [-]
That's really cool, thanks man!
#34 - The girl with white pants was between the tracks, parallel to … 08/20/2016 on Attempted Murder +7
#116 - Some kind of radiation would still be emitted. You must use 10…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2016 on What is it? +6
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#161 - twentyninersaregay (08/20/2016) [-]
For sure man, as far as we know, but they might be able to take 99.9999% or maybe some dust clouds suck the rest of the energy.
#118 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
Correct: even Black holes emit Hawking Radiation
#170 - All those 7 people refused to work? All of them? Well, if 7 pe… 08/19/2016 on "We Are Merkel's Guests" +2
#55 - There are secluded areas, indeed. Still, a trip that long was … 08/17/2016 on india 0
#27 - Even if the Ottomans cut Europe's access to India, trade happe…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2016 on india +7
#46 - Glitched (08/17/2016) [-]
Because it would be totally unbelievable to find a tribe of people that are different than the main inhabitants.......

Some of the tribes in South America are very secluded.
They must speak Spanish or something similar right?
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#55 - teseus (08/17/2016) [-]
There are secluded areas, indeed. Still, a trip that long was often very expensive so don't imagine that they found a single tribe and turned tail. It was in every explorer's best interest to go home with as much information and as many discoveries as possible. If they found an island, they would've scouted it and mapped it. In the process they were bound to find more than just one tribe.
#24 - Or, you know, find yourself a woman that's good for you and ma…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/17/2016 on that's sexist! +21
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#32 - dagold (08/17/2016) [-]
I found a girl with the same interests, same sense of humor, constantly talked about how well I treated her and left her half conscious after se and she still cheated on me. Sometimes shit just turns out like that.
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#43 - donatelo (08/17/2016) [-]
Damn bro...
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#42 - lvlonemeepo (08/17/2016) [-]
The key isn't to find someone who is like you. It's to find someone who is better than you. Find someone who is not shallow, which is not easy to find, it is actually extremely difficult. Another key, is be assertive. If your significant other cannot handle you placing rules and places to be. It's most likely because they want to have places to go, places to be, in case you are not around. I'm not saying you do or don't do any of these things, mostly just saying this to everyone who gits a goilfriend.
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#49 - manofparody (08/17/2016) [-]
I found that.

She still cheated on me.

Together for 3 years, and I don't have proof she cheated on me but all the evidence was there (Coming home later, freaked out when I got on her tablet where her facebook is, started dating this guy 2 weeks after we broke up).

Found out she lied about the smallest shit throughout the relationship, shit that didn't even matter.

Sometimes women are just pieces of shit who are the best actresses in the world. Looking back, I honestly can't tell if she was ever in love with me (Even though she was 'crazy about me' and drew me sweet pictures all the time), or if she just did it because her last boyfriend treated her like shit and I was a nice guy, and she didn't want to be alone.
#50 - lvlonemeepo (08/17/2016) [-]
I hate to be smug, but you just said you didn't find someone who was truly better than you. It's gonna take some givin', don't lose hope my friend. There is undoubtedly shitty people, and you found yourself someone who was worse than you. I'm sorry to hear that by the way friend. Pic unrelated, or related on some kind of cosmic plane of thinking.
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#57 - manofparody (08/17/2016) [-]
Except she still cared about everyone and still seemed like an angel, she just removed me from her life like it wasn't anything to second guess.
She cried a bunch in the beginning, more than she saw me cry, but after like 3 weeks, she was a different person. She never looked my way and refused to ever acknowledge that I existed.

She was better than me. I'm not sure what happened at the end and I don't think I'll ever understand it or get answers, but she was better than me excluding how she dealt with the breakup.
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#59 - lvlonemeepo (08/17/2016) [-]
It sounds like you're beating yourself up over it. If it didn't work, it wasn't right. You'll find someone better, trust in that. Don't let take the mentality that all girls are fucked and you'll never find the miss that truly is the best for you and is loyal. But do not jump the gun on every girl you can get. Make friends, make girl friends. They'll come to you, take the time to sort them out. Look at behavior and ask what she's been like in past relations. You'll be stellar pal, just don't stress it.
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#60 - manofparody (08/17/2016) [-]
Except life isn't like that. It doesn't 'just work out' in life. People settle all the time, and for someone who was worst or someone they don't connect with as much.

THAT'S life. Not working things out when things get difficult, but leaving because you're scared of working through shit. Life is loving someone you love more than anything, then losing that person and settling for someone you love, but less. Life is working your ass off to get what you want and show true changes to people you care about, and those people turning away from you.

Life fucking sucks, and unfortunately it doesn't 'just work out'.
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#61 - lvlonemeepo (08/17/2016) [-]
I disagree. You're letting emotions get to you. You'll see later friend.
#38 - macabrealucard (08/17/2016) [-]
I feel you man, almost exact same situation. I thought I was doing a pretty good job. 5 years, thousands of dollars, engagement ring, giving up the things I loved....
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#35 - TheBlackOp (08/17/2016) [-]
Bitches cheat. Women are waaay too emotional and cheat if their emotions go haywire for one minute. Men are much more logical and if we cheat its not because our emotions got the better of us, it would be because our dicks wanted it. But real men don't have their judgement fogged by our dicks. Bitches be bitchin and cheatin.
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