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#33 - It's not a dire wolf. They are extinct. It's a regular wolf. 05/27/2015 on You are a big doge +1
#125 - You would be absolutely right if we still lived as hunters/gat…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Snake? SNAKE! +1
User avatar #187 - captainprincess (05/21/2015) [-]
You don't have to see a problem
All you have to do is deal with the fact that others do, that they want to, and that veganism will always be a case for ridicule

Even without the bounds of nature and of hunting, omnivorous diets are still advantageous in terms of pure substance intake variety, which will only ever stop being advantageous once we abolish food altogether and consume pure nutriment supplements only
#206 - It's dust bro. He beat the mountain into dust and then partner… 05/14/2015 on Feel Good Comp 0
#156 - I ****** up badly, sorry. A day is roughly 23hours56'4'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
User avatar #179 - sjanger (05/07/2015) [-]
No problem, just got a little confused for awhile that´s all. Seems like you are talking stellar days, not solar days. In everyday life we usually use solar days, and it is according to that we measure time, and our calendar is based on solar days.
#60 - Actually there are no 24 hours long days. They are 23h59'56''.…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Tumblr Comp +5
#148 - sjanger (05/07/2015) [-]
You are confusing me! First, if we would actively add seconds everyday, wouldn´t that mean we would have to remove them at some point to get it right? Second, if we would add 4 seconds everyday for 4 years, (that´s 1460 days) we would get 5840 seconds. That is about 1,62 hours not 4 days. 4 days would equal 345600 seconds (thinking 24h days). One year is about 365,25 days, which means one day is about 24h00'59''.
User avatar #156 - teseus (05/07/2015) [-]
I fucked up badly, sorry. A day is roughly 23hours56'4''. My memory played a number on me, my apologies.
User avatar #179 - sjanger (05/07/2015) [-]
No problem, just got a little confused for awhile that´s all. Seems like you are talking stellar days, not solar days. In everyday life we usually use solar days, and it is according to that we measure time, and our calendar is based on solar days.
#20 - Young, white males who enjoy drinking beer are very easy to fi… 05/07/2015 on how to be a boss +2
#125 - That's a ****** demonstration. You wouldn't wear just c… 05/07/2015 on Medieval times facts +3
#134 - I personally found it boring as **** . I watched about 5…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Found on Fuckbook +8
#139 - makeman (05/05/2015) [-]
The show by itself is highly episodic with similar story arcs over pretty much every episode. The charm of the show comes from House's personality and the conversations he has with the crew and other people.

I personally loved the show, but if you don't enjoy House's personality, don't bother with the show.

I fucking love his smart ass remarks.
User avatar #136 - xirbitzy (05/05/2015) [-]
Phew, thanks. I'll watch daredevil instead then
#96 - I know Turkish people and they come from urban areas. It's not… 05/04/2015 on brutal +2
#92 - Torture comes in a variety of ways. When it's about a Muslim c…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on brutal +5
User avatar #93 - meganinja (05/04/2015) [-]
Have you ever been to Turkey? It isn't a 3rd world shithole.

And yes, I left the parenthesized line there because rape can be considered torture
User avatar #96 - teseus (05/04/2015) [-]
I know Turkish people and they come from urban areas. It's not a shit hole country, but isolated, traditional villages can still be found pretty much anywhere in Europe and the Middle East.

Believe it or not, not even 10 years ago we had a crucifixion with the purpose of exorcising some mentally ill girl at a monastery in my country. In the 21st century, there are still places that think this is alright! Sad part is, the girl's parents had agreed with the whole thing because they still kept some old as balls beliefs. I'm not sure, but I think the next year or so we got in the European Union, so there's that. There are nutjobs like this everywhere.

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User avatar #151 - heathz (04/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #149 to #148 - teseus ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #143 - heathz (01/08/2015) [-]
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User avatar #144 to #143 - heathz (01/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #145 to #144 - heathz (03/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #140 - heathz (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #138 - noobnage (06/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #139 to #138 - heathz (06/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #131 - noobnage (06/23/2014) [-]
trecem bacu'?
User avatar #132 to #131 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
iesi ma gay de-aici. du-te pe ***** tau de vgb
User avatar #133 to #132 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
de ce te uiti la comments and shiet
User avatar #134 to #133 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #134 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #136 to #135 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #136 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
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#125 - fluttershyismine ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
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#112 - fluttershyismine ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
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#101 - fluttershyismine ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #95 - heathz (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #96 - fluttershyismine ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #96 - teseus ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 to #91 - fluttershyismine ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #92 - teseus ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
El e bomba nucleara
User avatar #87 - heathz (05/14/2013) [-]
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