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#83 - Hey, I'm not against the hiding of breasts, and I think a lot …  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Equal +3
User avatar #84 - Karfeyenta (18 hours ago) [-]
that makes perfect sense, and if I came off as rude, then I apologize. I tend to explain my opinions in a matter-of-fact tone.
#10 - You are beautiful. 18 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#78 - They are related to reproduction though. Healthy breasts sugge…  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on Equal +1
User avatar #81 - Karfeyenta (18 hours ago) [-]
that's exactly what I said though. You see healthy breasts and your subconscious mind thinks that's a good trait for a mate to have. That's what all attraction is. That's why women like stronger men, or richer men. Women want to be taken care of, so they tend to look for certain traits. Evolutionarily speaking, men want to find a woman that will make a good mother. Wider hips mean that she will most likely not die during childbirth (da booty) and so on.

We're describing the psychological basics of attraction here. If we were to hide everything that could be considered attractive, everyone would be wearing burkas. Just because it's attractive, doesn't mean it's sexual.
User avatar #83 - telmerthisisasix (18 hours ago) [-]
Hey, I'm not against the hiding of breasts, and I think a lot of dudes would be with me on that. Just trying to make sense of legal stuffs.
User avatar #84 - Karfeyenta (18 hours ago) [-]
that makes perfect sense, and if I came off as rude, then I apologize. I tend to explain my opinions in a matter-of-fact tone.
#10 - That sucks, Merry Christmas. 23 hours ago on I'm too old for this shit +2
#71 - Thanks for the reality check vetsteve. More humane treatment t… 12/16/2014 on Beagles +2
#58 - That's not an Apple Mac, it's obviously a Grade-A Egg. Geez. 12/13/2014 on dont you hate it when... +1
#3 - How about the part where China has leash around the U.S.'s neck?  [+] (19 new replies) 12/12/2014 on China and the US -21
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (12/12/2014) [-]
America would be in some serious shit if they destroyed China, but they'd recover. Eventually.
China would collapse if America fell. Hell, they're already crushing themselves under the weight of their rapidly growing and completely unsustainable economy.
User avatar #37 - theexo (12/12/2014) [-]
lel, if China tries to piss us off in any way we just have to whisper that we aren't going to pay back any of our debt and their economy would plummet them back to the stone age.
#118 - rszerotwo (12/13/2014) [-]
If we whisper about not paying back, then they'll stop helping us, and so will every other country because they don't want to lend money to people who aren't going to pay it back.
User avatar #31 - dangler (12/12/2014) [-]
They may have all of our money, but we still have the most pewpew by a pretty good margin
User avatar #40 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/12/2014) [-]
They don't own a majority of ou debt.
User avatar #29 - lean (12/12/2014) [-]
How about the part where China is fucked without the US consumer market? Think we owe them? If we put China on a shitlist like Cuba they would turn into a pre-industrial revolution shitbox in a decade.
#72 - firesky (12/12/2014) [-]
WIthout the US China can still sell to every other country in the world. Would the loss of the US market hurt them? Definately. But not nearly as much as an import stop from chinese goods would hurt the US.
User avatar #76 - thefloppinater (12/12/2014) [-]
China's goal is to raise their GDP per capita up to the level of middle-income European countries by 2049. If the US refuses to trade with them, their rapid economic growth would never reach that goal.
#77 - firesky (12/12/2014) [-]
Like I said, it would hurt them, but they wouldn't be "fucked"
I think the US need China more than China needs the US. Just think about a market without Chinese products.
User avatar #91 - thefloppinater (12/12/2014) [-]
I would call losing 17% of their exports and 8% of their imports pretty brutal, not to mention they'd be on the bad side of a superpower that has shown its willingness to encourage sanctions on countries they have issues with. To each his own, I guess. Have a good one.
#104 - firesky (12/13/2014) [-]
The numbers differ a bit depending on source, so I take one for comparement. I use the OEC of MIT. Accoding to that, it would be even 19% of exports with 8% imports, with petroleum being the majority. Russia and some middle eastern countries would be at the ready for getting a bigger part of the cake on that one. However it's also 22% of US imports (lots of electronics) and 9% exports on the other hand. Not to mention the multiple billions of bonds China owns from the US.

It would hurt both countries bad (I'd think the US more but that's my personal opinion) and will most likely not happen. At least not in the next couple of decades.

If a lot of other countries, majorly European ones back the sanctions it would indeed fuck China over.
User avatar #13 - salihzzz (12/12/2014) [-]
i don't get the comic either. as far as i know the russians and chinese have been trying to undermine the US for half a century now, they even signed that shit that should abolish the pertrol dollar.

Are they trying to say, china can't survive without the US consumption, because thats simply not true
User avatar #19 - technoshaman (12/12/2014) [-]
It's saying that at this point the Chinese and American economies are dependent on one another. People in the U.S. often think that China "owns" us but in reality both nations have a lot riding on the others economy.

In my opinion, the comic is pretty accurate.
User avatar #8 - joeyliquid (12/12/2014) [-]
jah. please explain.
#4 - rszerotwo (12/12/2014) [-]
Do tell.
#74 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
Isn't America in debt by trillions to China bailing them out year after year?

User avatar #101 - jwash (12/13/2014) [-]
We cannot thrive without China and China cannot thrive without us. Both would go into a deep recession if all ties were cut. But, that is just about impossible. Too many jobs depend on the two together. We owe China a shitload of money, but we make them a shitload of money. It's more of an investment. What do you think would happen? China all the sudden says pay up or else? Or else what? Nobody wants that war, including China.
#117 - rszerotwo (12/13/2014) [-]
Another note: We owe China money because they've basically bought bonds. They don't straight up give us cash that we need. They invest in our economy and banking system by buying bonds that take some time to mature. So every year they buy, (arbitrary number) $1 Million in bonds. Except it takes (arbitrary number again) 27 years for those bonds to mature. They always purchase the same time-maturing bonds, so we pay them back pretty much the same amount every year. So, if they cash those in early, we owe them less than $1 Million for the bond. However, we also have an agreement that they can't hold them for longer than (arbitrary) 3 years past their maturity date. This ensures China isn't garnering a shitload of on the bonds, and the US continues to use China as, basically, a giant banking system.

If China tried cashing in ALL of their bonds NOW, we'd pay them...flooding their economy with money, crashing it, sending them in to a recession, and making them all sad.

Also, whoever said China holds most of our debts, try again: The private sector of the United States owns a majority of our own debt. Thanks.

TL;DR: America could crash the Chinese economy, we have no obligation to pay them back every penny now, America owns it's own debt.
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