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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: Shia-Hulud
Video Games Played: only ones for L337 gam3r5
Date Signed Up:11/03/2012
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:slavesdale
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Content Ranking:#6153
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Highest Content Rank:#4797
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Content Thumbs: 1008 total,  1151 ,  143
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
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Content Views:53010
Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:1066
FJ Points:5630
this is a memorial to the late account chooseme, may admin rest its soul

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    IRL pokemon IRL pokemon
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    samoria samoria
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    everybody loves weiners everybody loves weiners
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    Secrets out Secrets out
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    just wanna find  a better version just wanna find a better version
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    Uploaded: 10/22/14
    IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
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    Uploaded: 10/27/13
    *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*
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    Uploaded: 05/03/14
    how to fist how to fist

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#13 - nevermind i'm retarded 12/14/2014 on Great Quotes of the FJ... 0
#12 - wat video?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Great Quotes of the FJ... 0
User avatar #13 - telmarine (12/14/2014) [-]
nevermind i'm retarded
#454 - payday 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#47 - m-m-m-my parents won't burn 50,000 on me if you don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on scumbag parents -2
User avatar #50 - airmechanic (12/07/2014) [-]
Man I don't know where you'd have to go to drop 50 grand on college, but I'd recommend going elsewhere. My sister went to a real nice private college and that was 40 grand, and even she is looking back, saying how retarded that cost was. My mom is putting me through college, and my tuition is only around 3 grand a semester, for a 2 year course. I've dropped just over 2.5 grand on tools that I need to pass said course. So maybe I'm not paying for all of it myself, but that doesn't mean I won't have earned my certification. Working for a degree, is not based on how much cash you spent on it.

Maybe if it was some frat boy piece of shit, pissing away their parents hard earned cash, then you'd have an argument. But just because people would like help from their own parents, on easily the second most expensive purchase of their life, doesn't make them unappreciative bums.
#23 - the yellow submarine one actually sucks, holes be to big 11/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10057248 - WE'RE SO ****** , ADMIN IS ALWAYS GYM 11/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#133 - 19 i deliver chemicals to oil rigs i want to leav…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #174 - necrophyxia (11/13/2014) [-]
The simple thing to say is to do what you enjoy, but that's a simple man's answer to starting a career. The real thing is all about finding what you're interested in

Having something you enjoy doing should always be a reliever after work, lest you fall into the trap of hating your job and thus something you used to love.

Look into the sciences, crafts, hands on things or things that engage your mind. If you're anything like me you're halfway decent with both. Use what you're good at as a base and you can't go wrong
User avatar #136 - deliver (11/13/2014) [-]
i also deliver, it's a rough life
#359 -   ▲ ▲ ▲ 11/02/2014 on A Secret revealed 0
#38 - y-y-you too 10/29/2014 on What does FunnyJunk say? 0
#165 - Picture 10/24/2014 on AVENGERS 2 trailer +1

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User avatar #20 - amdim (11/24/2012) [-]
**amdim rolled user professormeatwad **























Anvil.
#1 - bakanokuso (11/03/2012) [-]
I was curious as to why I acquired your request   
   
HELLO YOU
I was curious as to why I acquired your request

HELLO YOU


User avatar #2 to #1 - telmarine (11/03/2012) [-]
this is actually chooseme, i got drunk this weekend and logged out of my account then i forgot the password!
User avatar #3 to #2 - bakanokuso (11/03/2012) [-]
D:
User avatar #4 to #3 - telmarine (11/03/2012) [-]
and now i has no thumbs for reply pictures


le sad face
#5 to #4 - bakanokuso (11/03/2012) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss
User avatar #6 to #5 - telmarine (11/03/2012) [-]
i'll build an even better account, with blackjack, and hookers!
User avatar #8 to #7 - telmarine (11/03/2012) [-]
more hookers
User avatar #9 to #8 - bakanokuso (11/03/2012) [-]
..m.m.lml;kjolm./,mnj
User avatar #10 to #9 - telmarine (11/03/2012) [-]
go to bed, your drunk
User avatar #12 to #10 - bakanokuso (11/03/2012) [-]
My drunk what?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - telmarine (11/03/2012) [-]
your drunk friend, now accept my request
User avatar #14 to #13 - bakanokuso (11/04/2012) [-]
MAKE ME
User avatar #15 to #14 - telmarine (11/08/2012) [-]
MAYBE I MIGHT MAYBE ONE DAY IN THE SEMI-NEAR FUTURE A WHILE FROM NOW PROBABLY
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