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telfyr

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#7 - Sad thing is 4 tons isn't even out of reach for a very obese f…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Gotta obey the law... +4
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#11 - jonball (07/04/2015) [-]
a Heavy SUV is about 2 Tons.
4/2000=500kg

yeaaa...
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#41 - mrdrprofbraeden (07/05/2015) [-]
a ton is 2000 pounds

a tonne is 1000 kg

an SUV is about 4000 pounds so the family is 500 lbs a piece (226 kg)
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#48 - jonball (07/05/2015) [-]
never knew there was a difference.
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#36 - auronexplains (07/05/2015) [-]
Your math is a little bit fucky. lbs and kilos are not the same thing.
#29 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
You fucking wot m8, yor math? a kg is roughly 2.5 pounds, not 4. say, a large ford explorer is 2.25 tons its 2000 kg. Not 500kg. you swine
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#18 - pinecest (07/04/2015) [-]
But what if it's an obese family of four riding around in an 18-wheeler?
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#7 - if you butter both sides then the toast will always fall butte…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Interstellar worm hole +38
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#11 - asotil (06/30/2015) [-]
But it's also butter side up

So which butter side is down?
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#18 - toncheky (06/30/2015) [-]
The one with more butter.
#54 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
And if they both have the same amount...the result is perpetual motion.
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#55 - toncheky (07/01/2015) [-]
They will never have the same identical amount because technically you can divide particles by 2 forever and ifi it's one particle more on the other side, it will fall on that one.
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#14 - mydreams (06/30/2015) [-]
The side up would have butter if you taped them together
#8 - imjared (06/30/2015) [-]
fuck
how about no butter then?
#2 - Comment deleted 06/29/2015 on Honesty, is such a lonely word +4
#30 - I'm not your pal, buddy 06/23/2015 on Science! +1
#27 - dumbo  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Science! +2
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#28 - zomitlu (06/23/2015) [-]
fuck you too, pal
#30 - telfyr (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm not your pal, buddy
#18 - the two on the right are too dark to be natural red heads, in … 06/22/2015 on Redhead carwash +1
#7 - the dance where you ask a girl to ask you out... 06/22/2015 on Prom 0
#3 - Same. What's really amusing is being inconsistent about claimi… 06/22/2015 on My ex +5
#38 - can we bring more /fit/ to funnyjunk? Also stats (real life obviously) 06/21/2015 on (untitled) 0