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telfyr

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#91 - I got a modded xbox with every super nintendo game ever (I'm a…  [+] (1 reply) 07/10/2015 on Bad Luck Jalapenos 0
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#111 - fitemeirlbro (07/10/2015) [-]
I have 2 I got them pretty cheap but I have seen people trying to sell them for 20 and 30 dollars with no cords but I have also seen them used as door stops at a videogame store
#3 - What if I dressed up as the disney prices and tart hitting on…  [+] (3 replies) 07/04/2015 on At least he has a churro +2
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#13 - Mecuniv (07/05/2015) [-]
I am pretty sure that if you are a guest at the park and dressed up, they will not let you in/ask you to leave. There was a story I saw before about this girl and her boyfriend dressing up as Peter Pan and Tinkerbell and they were not allowed in. Their reasoning is it ruins the magic for the children if they have multiple characters or characters that are not in character.
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#7 - kinginthenorthh (07/04/2015) [-]
It'd only be ok if you were gaston
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#5 - happycrazyperson (07/04/2015) [-]
My guess is they would have to stay in character, like the guy proposing to them, remember? but if you were a total creep about it, they would call security. if you do succeed, it would be a cute story to tell your kids, if not, I am sure your fellow inmates would be amused [spoiler] I heard Disneyland has its own prison [/spoiler]
#7 - Sad thing is 4 tons isn't even out of reach for a very obese f…  [+] (6 replies) 07/04/2015 on Gotta obey the law... +4
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#11 - jonball (07/04/2015) [-]
a Heavy SUV is about 2 Tons.
4/2000=500kg

yeaaa...
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#41 - mrdrprofbraeden (07/05/2015) [-]
a ton is 2000 pounds

a tonne is 1000 kg

an SUV is about 4000 pounds so the family is 500 lbs a piece (226 kg)
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#48 - jonball (07/05/2015) [-]
never knew there was a difference.
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#36 - auronexplains (07/05/2015) [-]
Your math is a little bit fucky. lbs and kilos are not the same thing.
#29 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
You fucking wot m8, yor math? a kg is roughly 2.5 pounds, not 4. say, a large ford explorer is 2.25 tons its 2000 kg. Not 500kg. you swine
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#18 - pinecest (07/04/2015) [-]
But what if it's an obese family of four riding around in an 18-wheeler?
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#7 - if you butter both sides then the toast will always fall butte…  [+] (6 replies) 06/30/2015 on Interstellar worm hole +38
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#11 - asotil (06/30/2015) [-]
But it's also butter side up

So which butter side is down?
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#18 - toncheky (06/30/2015) [-]
The one with more butter.
#54 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
And if they both have the same amount...the result is perpetual motion.
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#55 - toncheky (07/01/2015) [-]
They will never have the same identical amount because technically you can divide particles by 2 forever and ifi it's one particle more on the other side, it will fall on that one.
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#14 - mydreams (06/30/2015) [-]
The side up would have butter if you taped them together
#8 - imjared (06/30/2015) [-]
fuck
how about no butter then?
#27 - dumbo  [+] (2 replies) 06/23/2015 on Science! +2
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#28 - zomitlu (06/23/2015) [-]
fuck you too, pal
#30 - telfyr (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm not your pal, buddy