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#129 - Comment deleted 8 hours ago on Check em 0
#117 - Ah. Well, if you're in good communication with your SO, this s… 8 hours ago on deus vulting is my spirit... +1
#112 - What's wrong with cunnilingus?  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on deus vulting is my spirit... +3
User avatar #114 - oxymoronking (8 hours ago) [-]
its like bdsm. if one side doesnt like it than its just called being an asshole
User avatar #117 - tehweave (8 hours ago) [-]
Ah. Well, if you're in good communication with your SO, this shouldn't be a problem.

Lick pussy, suck dick, be happy.
#157 - Excuse me. Off to have an existential crisis. 01/29/2015 on + Size compilation -1
#20 - Was that the thomas the tank engine jingle?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on When people try to cheer me up +1
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User avatar #26 - animedudej (01/29/2015) [-]
Thomas the Serj Tankian Engine -B .Y. O. T . - System of a Down missing the best version.
#155 - Why keep arguing? What's the point? Why are we here? What's th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on + Size compilation -1
User avatar #156 - anonymoose (01/29/2015) [-]
It's the internet, it's what we're here for.
User avatar #157 - tehweave (01/29/2015) [-]
Excuse me. Off to have an existential crisis.
#49 - SCIENCEEXPLAIN PLEASE EXPLAIN.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on this thing 0
User avatar #60 - killergranddad (01/29/2015) [-]
I can explain until he gets here.

The water from the tap (Faucet) hits the lid and has the momentum/speed to splash out in all directions. The surface tension of the water, teamed with the sheer volume of the stuff hitting the lid means that it can stick together for 360 degrees, making a cool ass umbrella of water. Go hold a spoon under a tap.
User avatar #57 - tarfyki (01/29/2015) [-]
physics
#152 - You aren't impressing your nonexistent GF by arguing this poin…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2015 on + Size compilation -1
User avatar #154 - anonymoose (01/29/2015) [-]
How am I trying to impress people by saying sex lasts more than 10 minutes?
User avatar #155 - tehweave (01/29/2015) [-]
Why keep arguing? What's the point? Why are we here? What's the meaning of life?
User avatar #156 - anonymoose (01/29/2015) [-]
It's the internet, it's what we're here for.
User avatar #157 - tehweave (01/29/2015) [-]
Excuse me. Off to have an existential crisis.
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#148 - Proper BJ and foreplay BJ are two different things. F…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/29/2015 on + Size compilation -3
User avatar #151 - anonymoose (01/29/2015) [-]
It's much longer than 10 minutes.
User avatar #152 - tehweave (01/29/2015) [-]
You aren't impressing your nonexistent GF by arguing this point. Continue if you wish.
User avatar #154 - anonymoose (01/29/2015) [-]
How am I trying to impress people by saying sex lasts more than 10 minutes?
User avatar #155 - tehweave (01/29/2015) [-]
Why keep arguing? What's the point? Why are we here? What's the meaning of life?
User avatar #156 - anonymoose (01/29/2015) [-]
It's the internet, it's what we're here for.
User avatar #157 - tehweave (01/29/2015) [-]
Excuse me. Off to have an existential crisis.

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User avatar #34 to #33 - tehweave (01/05/2015) [-]
Holy **** , Admin. That's ******* awesome.
#30 - blartonfairweather (07/10/2012) [-]
Hi friend, Whats up?
User avatar #31 to #31 - tehweave (07/11/2012) [-]
Hello... Random person? I'm fine. How are you?
User avatar #18 - amuxchan (04/20/2012) [-]
Hi! I'd like to talk about Mass Effect, if you have time.
User avatar #19 to #19 - tehweave (04/20/2012) [-]
Uh, sure!
User avatar #20 to #20 - amuxchan (04/20/2012) [-]
Yay. First off: What do you usually pick? Spacer/Earth; Sole Survivor/Warhero; Renenage/Paragon, etc.
User avatar #21 to #21 - tehweave (04/21/2012) [-]
First play through I took a femshep through Earth/Sole survivor and played it mostly paragon. Engineer class.

Currently working on a second play through doing an earth/war hero maleshep mostly renegade. Biotic class.
User avatar #22 to #22 - amuxchan (04/21/2012) [-]
You know war hero gives you extra paragon points? I usually go with femShep Colonist/war hero, inflitrator and mostly paragon. I'm re-playing ME2 and did you play ME3 yet?
User avatar #23 to #23 - tehweave (04/21/2012) [-]
Yes. Beat ME3 with femshep and just started ME1 with maleshep. Took the same character through all three games.

I need to look up the wiki for paragon/renegade points, I'd like to get a maleshep that gets renegade points easily.
User avatar #24 to #24 - amuxchan (04/22/2012) [-]
Earth born and ruthless are the renegade starters. Spacer/war hero are paragon starters.

Do you romance anyone playing man/femShep?
User avatar #25 to #25 - tehweave (04/23/2012) [-]
Liara all through 3 games as femshep.

Thinking of going an ashley/tali route for maleshep.

Though I'd like to play a game where I don't kill of Kaidan. He's died in both runs thus far.
User avatar #26 to #26 - amuxchan (04/23/2012) [-]
I dont really like saving Kaidan as femShep. He follows her around like some sort of lost puppy and even if you only talked to him once if you save him on Virimire he's all like "Ashley died instead of me because we're together" and I was like "WTF I only talked to you one time."
User avatar #27 to #27 - tehweave (04/24/2012) [-]
It is strange. Kaidan attaches himself to femshep pretty easily. I was having to fend him off in ME1 as femshep, seeing as how my options were:

Generic rugged male
Blue alien with feminine form

As opposed to

Generic female
Blue alien with feminine form

For maleshep.
User avatar #28 to #28 - amuxchan (04/24/2012) [-]
Well at least ME2 options are pretty good for femShep--and then go back to sucking in ME3. Seeing as Kaidan/Ash are all "You joined the bad guys.. you meanie head! HATE YOUR GUTS" and then more "Hate your guts, oh nevermind you're cool now cause Vega said so"

I dont really like either of them, honestly. I wish I could do super renegade and leave them both on Virimire. Maybe pick up a super cool gun instead or something, I dunno.
User avatar #29 to #29 - tehweave (04/24/2012) [-]
Super cool gun... If the collector particle beam was available during the first game, you could just pick that up.

"Shepherd! You need to go get Kaidan!"
"Forget that! Save Ashley!"
"Joker, bring the normandy to me."
"What?"
" **** those two! BRING THE GODDAMN SHIP HERE."
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