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#9 - doubt it. i live in ohio and my uncle owned one. it was well a…  [+] (11 replies) 11/17/2016 on Cougar +5
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#13 - distortedflare (11/17/2016) [-]
who declaws a cat?
#19 - brohirim (11/17/2016) [-]
A lot of people tend to value their property. If a domestic cat can ruin a couch, imagine what a cougar can do.
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#44 - distortedflare (11/18/2016) [-]
Then don't get a fucking cat or a fucking cougar don't get a cougar full fucking stop. They are not decoration. If you get an animal you get that animal because you love them. And accept that they will destroy shit.
#45 - brohirim (11/18/2016) [-]
For pet cougars and other big cats it's sometimes necessary. I don't declaw any of our farm cats, none of them come into the house either.
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#46 - distortedflare (11/18/2016) [-]
No no it is not for you see you should not have a pet cougar in the first place they are not pets. They are wild animals.
#47 - brohirim (11/18/2016) [-]
People do what they want
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#48 - distortedflare (11/19/2016) [-]
a fucking awful answer given how selfish, cruel and retarded most humans are.
#49 - brohirim (11/19/2016) [-]
I'm sorry reality isn't up to your expectations.
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#11 - schmitty (11/17/2016) [-]
I'm saying cougars aren't big, just that 140 pound cougar is incredibly tiny.
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#39 - schmitty (11/17/2016) [-]
This comment should be edited to to say "I'm NOT saying cougars aren't big". Missed that last night when I was writing it.
#37 - anon (11/17/2016) [-]
from the wikipedia article.
"Males typically weigh 53 to 100 kg (115 to 220 lb), averaging 62 kg"

so if its a male it statistically middle of the road for weight. and if a female well it is on the absolute high end considering " Females typically weigh between 29 and 64 kg "
#2 - planning on dying soon as to not outlive your parents?  [+] (3 replies) 11/10/2016 on My Funeral +17
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#8 - spadeface (11/11/2016) [-]
(Insert "Info that will lead to Hillary Clinton's" arrest joke here)
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#5 - twentyseconds (11/10/2016) [-]
good point, thats a suicide note if i ever saw one
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#4 - vigilum (11/10/2016) [-]
That's the risk of living a cool double life
#4 - you are still right though, corny.  [+] (1 reply) 10/18/2016 on Magic +4
#6 - anon (10/18/2016) [-]
It's an oh shit type of spoop
#2 - when he takes it off his head, the same rule applies..  [+] (3 replies) 10/18/2016 on Magic +4
#3 - hsdfngdslmcg (10/18/2016) [-]
oh.....yikes ._.
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#4 - tehprofecy (10/18/2016) [-]
you are still right though, corny.
#6 - anon (10/18/2016) [-]
It's an oh shit type of spoop
#4 - did that once and it felt like being shocked  [+] (9 replies) 10/04/2016 on Cigarette Lighter Burn +52
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#45 - kaitora (10/05/2016) [-]
I did it once too. Took it out, wondered why it wasn't red and tried it with my finger like the idiot I am.

Almost crashed.
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#6 - rustic (10/04/2016) [-]
i did it once as a kid
because being the dumb ass that i was didn't think it could possibly burn me without fire or being visibly red
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#54 - ssjkirbylols (10/05/2016) [-]
Same but I just wanted to know what it was, kept pushing it in and out of the socket, being the curious little niglet I was, and eventually touched it since nothing was happening.
#41 - anon (10/05/2016) [-]
Did that too, only i didnt think it was hot aince i couldnt see it being red
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#28 - auraguardian (10/05/2016) [-]
hey me too, i did it on the way to school in my mums car and she freaked out because i was already late and now /this/ has happened
#8 - anon (10/05/2016) [-]
I did it once as a teenager, I don't really know why but I thought it wouldn't burn me either because when it popped out it wasn't red so I thought it might not have worked anymore and decided the best thing to do for absolutely no reason at all was to test it with my finger. I don't even smoke, I don't know what was going through my head but it was a weird burn that hurt but it didn't hurt for long and went numb pretty quickly unlike a burn you get from a fire or from the oven. The brand it left was more interesting than the pain it caused.
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#9 - rustic (10/05/2016) [-]
man isn't the human mind wonderful
always fucks you over and won't let you live it down after words
#10 - anon (10/05/2016) [-]
It's a good reminder of the mindset of people in certain situations. Like with my students, they'll do something weird or just plain ridiculous that gets them into a lot of trouble or puts them in danger and in the moment I'm thinking "What is going through their head? What were they thinking?!" And then remember that chances are they weren't thinking at all and they were so busy trying to figure out of they could do something, they didn't think through the consequences. Kind of like sticking your finger inside a fucking cigarette lighter.
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#11 - rustic (10/05/2016) [-]
i can forgive others easily
it's the myself i have troubles with mostly cause i know i know better
#112 - i wouldnt say your fat. if your concerned about anything i wou…  [+] (3 replies) 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women +3
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#114 - soggypancakes (03/20/2014) [-]
I was thinking just maybe drink a lot more water and dance to some fast music. Eat healthier.
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#140 - berserkilr (03/20/2014) [-]
dancing to fast music gets you tired really fast, so you would still need cardio for that, as onkii said. also is more effective, and you would be surprised at how much improves other aspects of your life. about your question i think you're closer to curvy than fat, but not all men have the same taste.
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#131 - lalalulaylo (03/20/2014) [-]
If you drink nothing but water, you'll see results fast. Also going for 30-1 hour walks on an empty stomach also helps you shred weight. Sorry, i read that and thought i'd help. Taking personal training classes :3. Also Crunches will not give you abs. They're made by eating right. But ab workouts do have benefits to strengthen your core, which helps with many things. But best of luck to you!
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