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Video Games Played: BF3,Ace Combat Assault Horizon,Killzone,LBP
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Interests: archery,parakeets,gaming
Date Signed Up:9/22/2011
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    a little story. a little story.
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    Hands up who likes me. Hands up who likes me.
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#2034 - **tehnukecomes used "*roll cis privilege*"** **tehnukecomes… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#137404 - i'm looking for more bands like this, who can…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #137464 - istrollid (12/11/2014) [-]
ELUVEITIE - Inis Mona (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) FINNTROLL - Trollhammaren (HIGH QUALITY) ARKONA - Yarilo (Official) here you go my nigga
#137408 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
#137409 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
bag pipes ftw *
User avatar #137407 - haydentheviking (12/10/2014) [-]
Ensiferum - From Afar (2009) [Full Album] [HD 1080p] EQUILIBRIUM -  Wirtshaus Gaudi (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) Hagbard - Warrior's Legacy

that band KRAMPUS are pretty sick
#10 - i'd say pretty good!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on How Was Halloween, Kids? 0
User avatar #22 - viiixen (11/02/2014) [-]
Winternight?... You beautiful man.
User avatar #12 - plokix (11/01/2014) [-]
Your face say "Beautiful" but your hair says "Faggot"
#7 - someone made me wear a horsemask... 11/01/2014 on HAPPY HALLOWEEEEN!!!!!!!! +5
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#19 - I actually said something like this to my last ex. bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Said no one ever. +11
#23 - avengingthefallen (07/26/2014) [-]
It ended up being something like that for me too. The girlfriend I had before was the one I lost it to still done some other things before though , and I don't know how, but I have a habit of being with girls that have a higher sex drive than I do. Sure I want it just as much as the next guys, but (going back to my most recent ex) she wanted it so much it just tired me out. Always wanted to webcam, do shit when it wasn't really a good time to, etc. Multiple times we've had sex with someone not even 10 feet away who just wasn't paying attention. Now might also be a good time to mention I actually lost my virginity at a movie theater with people around us (again, also oblivious)

The one time WORTH mentioning that I had to seriously object to trying to do something was when we were at the park. Now, we were across the baseball field, and behind it was a small little water area for kids where their parents were with them. Sure, we were a couple hundred feet away, but when she's so desperate to try and do something right then and there, it freaked me out. Even hiding behind the bleachers was out of the question for me cause it just felt like we were too clearly seen from some angle. especially with little kids and shit on the direct other side of the park. With that in mind, I just couldn't get "ready" and she was there fucking begging and angry for me to have sex with her, jerking my limp dick trying to get it hard, and I just wasn't up for it, I kept telling her no. After that she got pissed and we walked home in relative silence.

tl;dr pretty much near-rape experience because my ex was more open about sex than I was.
User avatar #35 - thegirlyoudespise (07/26/2014) [-]
why a movie theater?
User avatar #37 - avengingthefallen (07/26/2014) [-]
The movie theater did have people in it. But somehow we ended up being far enough away from anyone else that we could be completely ignored. We'd already basically been going through the foreplay already (blowjob, fingering, pulling out her breasts) already, so it kinda proved no one was paying attention, and in the theater we were in, it was pretty recently built, so it had new EVERYTHING, including arm bars you could lift up out of the way. We both figured since we'd already been all over each other this entire time, and we had some room to, we did.

Or, at least we consider it did, what actually happened was it was at least 10 minutes of me trying to get it in, but really I was just pushing it against her since I could not for the life of me get it inside her (I had this problem the next two times we had sex as well, just not as bad). And once it was finally in, we had like 2-3 minutes of actually doing something before the movie was about to end and we needed to get our shit together before the lights came on.
User avatar #39 - thegirlyoudespise (07/26/2014) [-]
I see.
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i thought it was meant to be dorfbewohner (german) and he just misspelled it
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User avatar #49 - freshblob (11/09/2012) [-]
Just out of curiosity, why'd you remove me as a friend?
User avatar #50 to #49 - tehnukecomes (11/09/2012) [-]
dunno,maybe i was stoned when i did that :P
#41 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
Nice Avatar
User avatar #42 to #41 - drdemennto (04/12/2012) [-]
Forgot to log in
User avatar #43 to #42 - tehnukecomes (04/13/2012) [-]
hey thanks!
same to you.

dead kennedys rock!
User avatar #44 to #43 - drdemennto (04/14/2012) [-]
Seeing Rise Against live on tuesday! Dead Kennedy's lead singer Jello Biafra still tours with his new band, I think.
User avatar #45 to #44 - tehnukecomes (04/14/2012) [-]
i wanted to buy tickets of rise against when they come t holland,

but it was sold out,jelly.

User avatar #46 to #45 - drdemennto (04/15/2012) [-]
The Holland show in June?
User avatar #47 to #46 - tehnukecomes (04/15/2012) [-]
that one yes.
User avatar #48 to #47 - drdemennto (04/19/2012) [-]
Sorry for the late response. That sucks, better luck next time. They haven't announce any upcoming projects so They'll be touring more often.
#29 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/17/2012) [-]
Hey, I'm going to start my thrash metal jacket. But I'm not going to do leather, I'm going to do more of a military style jacket. I'm going to do the M-65 Vietnam jacket, you think it will work?

Also, hows the pins and patches coming for ya?
User avatar #30 to #29 - tehnukecomes (02/19/2012) [-]
got 4 patches,the exploited,the varukers,infa riot and an anarchy A.

still haven't found any pins,

User avatar #31 to #30 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/19/2012) [-]
I'm gonna do Slayer, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, and Anthrax.

But you think the jacket in the picture would work?
User avatar #32 to #31 - tehnukecomes (02/19/2012) [-]
sure it will,

a friend of mine gave me a slayer patch and a trivium one yesterday.
:D
User avatar #33 to #32 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/19/2012) [-]
Dam you! Give them too me!
#35 to #34 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/19/2012) [-]
But I'm in the same boat as you. Getting/got the jacket. But have to wait for patches and pins.
User avatar #36 to #35 - tehnukecomes (02/19/2012) [-]
studs are hard to find here,
either they're ******* gay,or look like arrowheads.


User avatar #37 to #36 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/19/2012) [-]
hahaha. Arrow studs. I'm not putting spits on mine. I can't pull them off. Also, spikes are punk. I'm thrash.
User avatar #38 to #37 - tehnukecomes (02/19/2012) [-]
i'm punk,but a vocalist in a thrash/punkband

kinda like adrenicide
User avatar #39 to #38 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/19/2012) [-]
Heavier than Adrenicide, or higher?
User avatar #40 to #39 - tehnukecomes (02/22/2012) [-]
depends.

sounds a bit like that yesh.
User avatar #15 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/05/2012) [-]
Hey, check out the band, Adenicide, they're crossover of thrash and old school punk.
User avatar #17 to #15 - tehnukecomes (02/05/2012) [-]
also check The Partisans,

they are old school punks.
User avatar #19 to #17 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/05/2012) [-]
They sound a little like the Sex Pistols, i like it.
User avatar #18 to #17 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/05/2012) [-]
Will do, but first! Some Clock work Orange!

www.putlocker.com/file/6LNX...
User avatar #20 to #18 - tehnukecomes (02/05/2012) [-]
i love clockwork orange
have something that will get you adicted.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xax...

User avatar #21 to #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/05/2012) [-]
Clockwork themed song, nice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_S...
User avatar #22 to #21 - tehnukecomes (02/05/2012) [-]
awesomness,wish we'd live closer,so we could just meet n stuff
User avatar #23 to #22 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/05/2012) [-]
I know right. So on Thursday i gave my friend a Mohawk and we went and got him a vest with The Exploited on the back, Addicts on the front, Sex pistols, and a **** load of other band for around forty bucks.
User avatar #24 to #23 - tehnukecomes (02/05/2012) [-]
woah,that pretty cheap,

here,you'll be lucky to buy at least 6 or 8 patches below 40 bucks.

europe,WTF?

User avatar #25 to #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/05/2012) [-]
Hahaha, thats sucks, we got his patches second hand from a friend, but like i said, go online and order a set of them.
#27 to #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/05/2012) [-]
Adrenicide sells patches on their website, but only for their band. Also, some pins too.
User avatar #28 to #27 - tehnukecomes (02/09/2012) [-]
hey dude,
check Infa Riot and The Varukers

User avatar #16 to #15 - tehnukecomes (02/05/2012) [-]
whoa,they sound awesome!


thanks for the tip.

#14 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/23/2012) [-]
P is pins. S is Spikes. Put the pins on the lower jacket folds/coaler. Put the spikes on the shoulder pads were they can unbutton. Put one huge band cut out patch on the back. Like the Exploited skull. The white one.
User avatar #13 - rockinthejizzface (11/06/2011) [-]
Added to Facebook XD
User avatar #1 - Slipperynuts (10/09/2011) [-]
Simply because you can breath
User avatar #2 to #1 - tehnukecomes (10/09/2011) [-]
doesn't mean you're alive
User avatar #3 to #2 - Slipperynuts (10/09/2011) [-]
Or that you really live
User avatar #4 to #3 - sasver (10/20/2011) [-]
this life has taken its toll
User avatar #5 to #4 - Slipperynuts (10/21/2011) [-]
She just doesn't know
User avatar #6 to #5 - sasver (10/22/2011) [-]
how much more she can give
User avatar #7 to #6 - Slipperynuts (10/23/2011) [-]
But here!
User avatar #8 to #7 - sasver (10/23/2011) [-]
at the top of the world
User avatar #9 to #8 - Slipperynuts (10/23/2011) [-]
Where I raise my hands
User avatar #10 to #9 - sasver (10/25/2011) [-]
and I clench my fists!
User avatar #11 to #10 - Slipperynuts (10/25/2011) [-]
They stand, forming below
User avatar #12 to #11 - sasver (10/27/2011) [-]
demanding the answers with flips of a switch
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