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#135 - ****** medusa in a dream once. was great 11 hours ago on what a time to be alive 0
#20 - a very ill omen. Fenrir, the great wolf, ran across the land w… 04/22/2015 on Cloud 0
#313 - up above buddy threw in a little more as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Vaccine 0
#315 - reapermaster (04/22/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#312 - 225g plain flour 2tsp fast-action yeast 1tsp sugar …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Vaccine +2
User avatar #314 - windorigins (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh man, it sounds even more delicious than it looks...
Anyway, thanks!
#22 - i believe in the Norse gods. i'm not a fan of jehovas witnesses.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Jehovah's witness's are the... -1
User avatar #58 - kiaserzerg (04/22/2015) [-]
fuck yea, viking aegis.

User avatar #24 - eldiganto (04/22/2015) [-]
doesn't matter what you believe in or if you don't believe in anything at all, no one is a fan of jehovah's witnesses, I don't think that jehovah's witnesses are fans of jehovah's witnesses
#241 - thanks man, much appreciated 04/22/2015 on Vaccine 0
#240 - thanks man Pic related for people on funnyjunk bein … 04/22/2015 on Vaccine 0
#239 - onion, ham, red peppers, yellow peppers and chedda cheese. I c…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Vaccine 0
User avatar #306 - windorigins (04/22/2015) [-]
Looks really great!
Could you send me (also) the recipe?
(I think you should consider doing a post with this)
User avatar #312 - tehnoobpwnzor (04/22/2015) [-]
225g plain flour
2tsp fast-action yeast
1tsp sugar
1 1/2 tsp salt
Olive oil, for greasing

That is the basic recipe, i add, half a tea spoon of dried garlic, couple of shakes of pepper, two pinches of chilli powder, 3 pinches of onion powder, a shake of Italian herbs (can be found in your local supermarket in a small glass jar)

Past that point it's whatever you want to put in it that you feel will make it more to your tastes. for the cheese, i use a low fat cheese, the less fat the better, less grease, makes it so your pizza dough doesn't go soggy as old man balls.

The pizza topping, main can be everyone's favourite or it can be a teriyaki base (personal fave), mashed up onion, has to be fresh, cup of soy sauce, crushed fresh garlic, cup of sugar, recommend fresh ginger but powdered ginger is easier to measure out, but half a tea spoon of that, two table spoons of water, put in a pan, cook until sauce thickens, if not, add more sugar, or add a thickening agent, such as corn flour, get it to the consistency you feel is right (leave a bit in the pan for after it's all cooked), spread it lightly over your dough, not too thick or it will be sickly, put on your cheese and the rest of your selected toppings, when it's cooked take it out and drizzle a little more on top for a finish.

User avatar #314 - windorigins (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh man, it sounds even more delicious than it looks...
Anyway, thanks!
#305 - reapermaster (04/22/2015) [-]
could i too get the recipe?
looks tasty as hell
User avatar #313 - tehnoobpwnzor (04/22/2015) [-]
up above buddy threw in a little more as well.
#315 - reapermaster (04/22/2015) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #276 - syntheticdoll (04/22/2015) [-]
I would be interested in that recipe. Do you mind sending it to me as well?
#135 - when i was a kid and i was in school, we got our vaccinations.…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Vaccine +7
User avatar #275 - syntheticdoll (04/22/2015) [-]
Our school just called in the biggest fucking prick of a doctor the town had and he just said "just stop guivering or I can't do it right" "See? It wasn't so bad"
User avatar #210 - freemanareso (04/22/2015) [-]
Nice job. Not being sarcastic.
User avatar #241 - tehnoobpwnzor (04/22/2015) [-]
thanks man, much appreciated
User avatar #155 - shadowhorn (04/22/2015) [-]
I'd pay 10 bucks for that pizza. What're the toppings?
User avatar #239 - tehnoobpwnzor (04/22/2015) [-]
onion, ham, red peppers, yellow peppers and chedda cheese. I can send you my dough recipe if you want bruh. perfected that shit myself
User avatar #306 - windorigins (04/22/2015) [-]
Looks really great!
Could you send me (also) the recipe?
(I think you should consider doing a post with this)
User avatar #312 - tehnoobpwnzor (04/22/2015) [-]
225g plain flour
2tsp fast-action yeast
1tsp sugar
1 1/2 tsp salt
Olive oil, for greasing

That is the basic recipe, i add, half a tea spoon of dried garlic, couple of shakes of pepper, two pinches of chilli powder, 3 pinches of onion powder, a shake of Italian herbs (can be found in your local supermarket in a small glass jar)

Past that point it's whatever you want to put in it that you feel will make it more to your tastes. for the cheese, i use a low fat cheese, the less fat the better, less grease, makes it so your pizza dough doesn't go soggy as old man balls.

The pizza topping, main can be everyone's favourite or it can be a teriyaki base (personal fave), mashed up onion, has to be fresh, cup of soy sauce, crushed fresh garlic, cup of sugar, recommend fresh ginger but powdered ginger is easier to measure out, but half a tea spoon of that, two table spoons of water, put in a pan, cook until sauce thickens, if not, add more sugar, or add a thickening agent, such as corn flour, get it to the consistency you feel is right (leave a bit in the pan for after it's all cooked), spread it lightly over your dough, not too thick or it will be sickly, put on your cheese and the rest of your selected toppings, when it's cooked take it out and drizzle a little more on top for a finish.

User avatar #314 - windorigins (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh man, it sounds even more delicious than it looks...
Anyway, thanks!
#305 - reapermaster (04/22/2015) [-]
could i too get the recipe?
looks tasty as hell
User avatar #313 - tehnoobpwnzor (04/22/2015) [-]
up above buddy threw in a little more as well.
#315 - reapermaster (04/22/2015) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #276 - syntheticdoll (04/22/2015) [-]
I would be interested in that recipe. Do you mind sending it to me as well?
User avatar #151 - holycrapimacupcake (04/22/2015) [-]
Looks like a damped good pizza.
#240 - tehnoobpwnzor (04/22/2015) [-]
thanks man

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#6 - goldendarknessx (12/08/2013) [-]
hey you remember me right, i need to ask how did we meet again?
hey you remember me right, i need to ask how did we meet again?
User avatar #7 to #6 - tehnoobpwnzor (12/08/2013) [-]
hi, yeah i remember you haha, but i'm sorry i have forgotten how we met i'm busy with an army application and christmas ***** with family so my mind is elsewhere haha
#8 to #7 - goldendarknessx (12/08/2013) [-]
well that makes two of us, the army huh so it's it just the basic thing you will be doing or is it something superior? i don't really know anything haha

yeah Christmas can be a pain in the ass at times
User avatar #9 to #8 - tehnoobpwnzor (12/08/2013) [-]
naa just applying to be a physical training instructor and yeah christmas is annoying haha i haven't got a penny to my name now haha
#10 to #9 - goldendarknessx (12/08/2013) [-]
alright sounds good, for once this year i still have a bit of money left over
alright sounds good, for once this year i still have a bit of money left over
#11 to #10 - tehnoobpwnzor (12/08/2013) [-]
wow, lucky you haha mine went on presents and the steam sales  haha and because you seem to be doing the whole gif thing (i had to reset my computer, lost all my anime gifs)
wow, lucky you haha mine went on presents and the steam sales haha and because you seem to be doing the whole gif thing (i had to reset my computer, lost all my anime gifs)
#12 to #11 - goldendarknessx (12/08/2013) [-]
you've lost all of your gifs as well?
you've lost all of your gifs as well?
#13 to #12 - tehnoobpwnzor (12/08/2013) [-]
indeed i have, had to start my entire collection again
indeed i have, had to start my entire collection again
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