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Name's Ian. My old account was tehgaem but some shit happened and now I can't get back on it.
Talk to me if you'd like. I like people.

I also like Doctor Who, film, and music.

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#19687 - Picture 07/17/2014 on learcticfox's profile 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Something I found on... 0
User avatar #6 - decimatorthebeast (02/26/2014) [-]
and what exactly does that make us?
#8 - justakewldewd (02/26/2014) [-]
Absolutely nothing.
#25 - Which is why I'm watching it like it's a three-year-old with a… 02/22/2014 on Invest in stocks, my friends +1
#22 - No, that's what I'm doing. Disney stock went up a good $15 a s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Invest in stocks, my friends +1
#23 - narflarg (02/22/2014) [-]
I see what you're saying, but since im a reckless fuck id wait until i'm certain it is about to fall then sell. And in the process sell it at an abysmal time.
#25 - tehgaemeh (02/22/2014) [-]
Which is why I'm watching it like it's a three-year-old with an atomic detonator.
#6 - Invested in Disney last year when it was at $66.67, bought fif…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Invest in stocks, my friends +33
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User avatar #88 - thatguyblaze (02/22/2014) [-]
and then someone shoots up the theaters
#18 - narflarg (02/22/2014) [-]
YFW the disney star wars kick serious ass
#22 - tehgaemeh (02/22/2014) [-]
No, that's what I'm doing. Disney stock went up a good $15 a share after they bought the rights to Star Wars, which is what I figured was from them getting income from the mass amounts of merchandise from the series.
So, I figure, an assload of people are going to probably see that movie, because it's Star Wars. Not to mention the merchandise that'll be made about the movie itself.
#23 - narflarg (02/22/2014) [-]
I see what you're saying, but since im a reckless fuck id wait until i'm certain it is about to fall then sell. And in the process sell it at an abysmal time.
#25 - tehgaemeh (02/22/2014) [-]
Which is why I'm watching it like it's a three-year-old with an atomic detonator.
#39195 - Whoever came up with this is a genius. 02/17/2014 on reallynotdashie's profile 0
#39193 - How the hell? This is terrifying.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on reallynotdashie's profile 0
User avatar #39194 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't know, but I don't think I ever want it to end
User avatar #39195 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
Whoever came up with this is a genius.
#39191 - So... The chat is controlling this.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on reallynotdashie's profile 0
User avatar #39192 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, they've got 4 badges so far
I have no idea how but it's so entertaining
#39193 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
How the hell? This is terrifying.
User avatar #39194 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't know, but I don't think I ever want it to end
User avatar #39195 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
Whoever came up with this is a genius.
#39189 - You're not gonna believe it. He's still shooting **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2014 on reallynotdashie's profile 0
User avatar #39190 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
Wow, I'm almost suprised
You should, it's hilarious c:
#39191 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
So... The chat is controlling this.
User avatar #39192 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, they've got 4 badges so far
I have no idea how but it's so entertaining
#39193 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
How the hell? This is terrifying.
User avatar #39194 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't know, but I don't think I ever want it to end
User avatar #39195 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
Whoever came up with this is a genius.
#39187 - Dude called FPS Russia. I'm only watching him because I'm bore…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/17/2014 on reallynotdashie's profile 0
User avatar #39188 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
oh I haven't seen anything by him for a long time
www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon ive been watching this the past few days, it's amazing
#39189 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
You're not gonna believe it. He's still shooting shit for a living.
I'll look at that.
User avatar #39190 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
Wow, I'm almost suprised
You should, it's hilarious c:
#39191 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
So... The chat is controlling this.
User avatar #39192 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, they've got 4 badges so far
I have no idea how but it's so entertaining
#39193 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
How the hell? This is terrifying.
User avatar #39194 - reallynotdashie (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't know, but I don't think I ever want it to end
User avatar #39195 - tehgaemeh (02/17/2014) [-]
Whoever came up with this is a genius.

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#1642 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
yo
yo
User avatar #1683 to #1642 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm out of Hitler pictures.
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
what a shame
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
I know, right?
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
What are you doing?
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
uh, dancing to the radio in GTA.

what are you doing?
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Laughing at you and getting ready to work out.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
don't laugh at me
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
But I like laughing at you.
User avatar #1692 to #1691 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
well, i mean i guess you can laugh at me then
User avatar #1693 to #1692 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
You're juts so goofy, it's adorable.
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
well, thanks
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
don't apologise
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Too late.
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
god dammit
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #1702 to #1701 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
what what?
#1663 to #1642 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
I meant fifth hour to end at 1:23 and start at 1:29.
****** up.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
eh, it's okay
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Sorry, went to go work my buns and thighs.
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
that's A okay
#1707 to #1706 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I.
Am.
Sweaty.
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
go shower?
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I did!
User avatar #1710 to #1709 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
HOW ARE YOU SWEATY AFTER A SHOWER DID YOU SHOWER BEFORE YOUR WORK OUT THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT IAN JESUS
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I SHOWERED AFTER I DID IT.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
HOW.
ARE.
YOU.
SWEATY?
#1713 to #1712 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Not sure.
Come cuddle with me.
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
i would if i could but i cant so i shant
#1715 to #1714 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I'll buy you a plane ticket.
User avatar #1716 to #1715 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
i cant let you do that
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Why's that?
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
PLANE TICKETS ARE EXPENSIVE
User avatar #1720 to #1719 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
take a guess
#1665 to #1664 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Someone called me "Literally Hitler" today.
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
uhmmm... alright.
thats kind of weird
User avatar #1721 to #1666 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I'll probably buy some.
User avatar #1723 to #1722 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
For you to come here, yeah.
User avatar #1724 to #1723 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
you cant do that!
#1725 to #1724 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Why not? Does it make me "Literally Hitler?"
User avatar #1726 to #1725 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
because id feel awful and youd probably meet me in real life and realise im a trainwreck of a person and my mom would murder me and you'd be HITLER
#1727 to #1726 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
You keep saying that but you know that every time you say it, I'm going to disagree with you.
User avatar #1728 to #1727 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
i know but i cant help but think it!
#1729 to #1728 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Calm your tits.
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
but my tits are never calm
#1731 to #1730 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I'll calm them for you.
User avatar #1732 to #1731 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
now i feel that if you tried to calm them it would only make them more worked up
im not sure though. its just an assumption
#1733 to #1732 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Why would they get more worked up?
User avatar #1734 to #1733 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
I DONT KNOW ANYMORE OKAY
User avatar #1735 to #1734 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
CALM DOWN.
User avatar #1736 to #1735 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
I CANT CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN
#1667 to #1666 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Oh, just a tad.
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
i got called a punk today.
thats about the highlight of my day
User avatar #1737 to #1668 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I AM CALM.
User avatar #1738 to #1737 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
YOU DONT SOUND CALM ARE YOU SURE YOURE CALM?
User avatar #1739 to #1738 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I'LL BE MORE CALM WHEN I GET THE CHANCE TO MASTURBATE BUT I'M FINE FOR NOW.
User avatar #1740 to #1739 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
User avatar #1741 to #1740 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
BECAUSE MAYBE I REALLY WANT TO ******* DO IT
User avatar #1742 to #1741 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
SO THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO YELL?
User avatar #1743 to #1742 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
YES. BECAUSE I WANT IT BAD.
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
YOU REALLY NEED A ********* OR A GIRLFRIEND
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I've asked you a few times.
User avatar #1746 to #1745 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
yeah, well. you know the problem.
User avatar #1747 to #1746 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
But if you were closer, may I ask what the answer would be?
User avatar #1748 to #1747 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
it'd be a yes
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
To which one?
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
take your pick
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
My highlight is definitely "Literally Hitler."
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
i dont know whether i should be concerned or not about the fact that the highlight of your day was being called hitler
User avatar #1763 to #1670 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I would seriously go for a hamburger.
User avatar #1764 to #1763 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
go get a hamburger or something, then?
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
MONEY.
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
WELL JEEZ NEVERMIND GETTING A HAMBURGER THEN

User avatar #1767 to #1766 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
SO WE'RE BACK TO YELLING
User avatar #1768 to #1767 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
YOU STARTED IT
User avatar #1769 to #1768 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
NO YOU
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, MAKE ME SHUT UP?
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
NO I'M NOT IM NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING IM JUST GONNA YELL SOME MORE
User avatar #1773 to #1772 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I WAS TRYING TO CREATE SEXUAL TENSION
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
YOU DONT THINK I DONT KNOW THAT?
User avatar #1751 to #1670 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Does the girlfriend portion contain some of the benefits of ********* ?
User avatar #1752 to #1751 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
more likely than not
User avatar #1775 to #1752 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I LIKE SEXUAL TENSION
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
I KNOW YOU DO
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
KISS ME
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
BECAUSE IM AWKWARD AND JUST NO NO NO
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
WELL SO AM I
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
BUT YOUR AWKWARD IS CHARMING
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
SO IS YOURS.
User avatar #1784 to #1783 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Girlfriend.
User avatar #1754 to #1753 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
alright then
User avatar #1785 to #1754 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I'D RATHER SIT ON A THRONE OF ASS.
YOUR ASS.
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
IM SURE YOU WOULD BUT NO
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
STILL WANNA TOUCH IT
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU, GODDAMN NEMO OR SOME **** ?
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
IF THAT GETS ME IN THE POSITION TO TOUCH AND GROPE THAT BOOTY.
YES.
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I DON'T KNOW I'M HORNY OKAY
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN FRIEND
User avatar #1793 to #1756 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I WILL BE COME WHEN YOU COME IN THIS BED WITH ME.
User avatar #1794 to #1793 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
GOD ******* DAMMIT, IAN.
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I'M SORRY.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
YOU BETTER BE
User avatar #1797 to #1796 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Are you seriously mad?
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
no, just uncomfortable
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
it's okay
User avatar #1799 to #1758 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh, that's all you had to say. I'll shut up.
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
anyway, i'm gonna go to bed and pray for a snow day tomorrow
ill talk to you later
User avatar #1801 to #1800 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Okay, see you later.
User avatar #1759 to #1758 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm hungry again.
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
go eat?
User avatar #1761 to #1760 - tehgaemeh (01/22/2014) [-]
I might.
User avatar #1762 to #1761 - mellyonline (01/22/2014) [-]
delicious
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Me neither.
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
if you start thinking about killing jews, ill start worrying
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
WELL ALRIGHT THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
ian, are you okay right now?
#1677 to #1676 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm fine. Might go to Hawaii later.
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
oh yeah? hawaii sounds nice
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
having fun?
User avatar #1682 to #1681 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
well that's good to hear
#1643 to #1642 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Hey, what's up?
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
not much, just kind of hanging out

what's up with you?
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
sounds fun

how many cookies per hour?
#1647 to #1646 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Per second, it's 1,217,545.4.
Per hour... Well, it's around 4,383,163,440.
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
oh.. per second
i apologise for my dumb
#1649 to #1648 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
You're not dumb.
Even if you are, I like it.
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
well, thanks!
#1651 to #1650 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
You're welcome. How are you?
User avatar #1652 to #1651 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
i'm sleepy. i'm good but sleepy.
how are you?
#1653 to #1652 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Not the greatest. All of my classes are awesome except for one.
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
what classes do you have?
#1655 to #1654 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Global Issues, Algebra 2B, Chemistry B, Film, AP English, and the World History B.
World History B is **** because it has my ex, her current boyfriend, the kid who practically stalks me, and this other guy that's really ******* creepy and only talks about porn, Nazis, and the Communist Manifesto. He doesn't stop talking and he writes some of the ********* poetry I've ever seen in my life.
I know I'm being mean, but I have a reason.
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
damn, that sounds awful.

film should be fun though!
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
how many hours do you go to school for a day?
six classes seems like a lot for a semester to me
#1659 to #1658 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Well, I don't know. But I go from 7:40 to 2:26.
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
that's the ******* weirdest schedule ever
#1661 to #1660 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
First hour: 7:40 to 8:36
Second hour: 8:42 to 9:40
Third hour: 9:46 to 10:43
Fourth hour: 10:49 to 11:46
Lunch: 11:46 to 12:20
Fifth hour: 12:26 to 1:33
Sixth hour: 1:39 to 2:26.
User avatar #1662 to #1661 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
what the actual **** is your school doing. that's really weird.

we start at 9 and go to 3 20
User avatar #1587 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
Hi, sorry it took so ******* long to respond. Im on funnyjunk on my phone and its a bitch to work it.

How was working out?
User avatar #1629 to #1587 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Why do you only have two classes?
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
because i dropped out of one, and already had a free class
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Oh... Interesting.
User avatar #1632 to #1631 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
it's boring as all hell on days where i have two classes in the morning and no car.
because its just four hours of sitting doing nothing
User avatar #1633 to #1632 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
That sounds really, really ****** .
User avatar #1634 to #1633 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
yes, yes it is.
luckily i have the car tomorrow. so i get to go home early.
mostly because i have a therapy meeting tomorrow, but you know
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
I bought a car for myself once.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
oh yeah?
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. It's a piece of **** .
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
does it get you places though?
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. Still, though.
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
fair enough.

anyway, i'm gonna go to bed now. i'll talk to you later Ian.
sweet dreams
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Okay, you too. See you later.
User avatar #1609 to #1587 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Thanks. Up to 96.9CPS.
User avatar #1610 to #1609 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
eyyy, you're getting there!
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Does it keep going up if I turn off my computer? Or does it save my progess?
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
uh, i don't think so.
and yeah it does
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Okay, that's good.
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
at least it did the last time i checked. i haven't played it in a while.
don't hold me to anything
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Well, okay. That's okay too.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
how was your day, ian?
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
It was okay, I guess. Yours?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
mine was good. it was real swell.
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
yeah. i actually had stuff to hand in in english today and i studied and listened to music in business management and it was such a nice, lovely, chill and relaxing day. c:
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
That's good!
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
yeah, it's been nice!
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
I really don't want to go to school tomorrow.
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
don't go then
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
But I gotta. New term and **** .
User avatar #1626 to #1625 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
well, if you're asking me, you should still probably just not go

or go

i only have two classes in the morning tomorrow
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Why's that?
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
because i only have english and business management. and they're both in the morning tomorrow.
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
It's okay.

It was also okay, it wasn't bad. I'm kinda tired.
User avatar #1590 to #1588 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
guess who's all squeaky clean?
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
also me!
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Sounds good!
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
now i smell like oranges and roses.
so its pretty fantastic
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
I wish I could smell.
If that's not creepy.
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
it's only a smidgen creepy
so you're fine!
User avatar #1597 to #1596 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Still sorry.
User avatar #1598 to #1597 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
you're fine, Ian
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
just hanging out, relaxing. avoiding responsibilities. the usual.
what's up with you?
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
Playing something called Cookie Clicker.
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
**** THAT GAME.
**** IT.
IT OWES ME HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK.
User avatar #1603 to #1602 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
It's... Interesting.
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
its addicting!
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
52CPS.
(Cookies Per Second)
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
pfft.
i was in the millions when i played.
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - tehgaemeh (01/21/2014) [-]
I just started, nerd.
User avatar #1608 to #1607 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
well, good luck to you then, [insert kind of insulting but kind of fun name here].
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - mellyonline (01/21/2014) [-]
Why dont you go to sleep?

Also, is it possible to maybe text? This is driving me insane.
If its not possible, ill be back online in like twenty to forty minutes. Depending on how long I stay I this bath.
#1541 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
yo
yo
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i enjoy you too
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
sorry for the long response. i was getting important things off my laptop.

i'm gonna go to bed now anyway.

i'll talk to you tomorrow. text me if you want. i have four hours of free time tomorrow as it is
#1586 to #1585 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
porn

Yeah. Goodnight.
#1562 to #1541 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I've never heard of anything like that.   
   
I could lose some weight too. I've been meaning to go and get an exercise bike or a treadmill. Probably a treadmill.  Let's be workout buddies.
I've never heard of anything like that.

I could lose some weight too. I've been meaning to go and get an exercise bike or a treadmill. Probably a treadmill. Let's be workout buddies.
User avatar #1563 to #1562 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i've actually been meaning to get a gym membership. we can totally be workout buddies
#1564 to #1563 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm not getting a gym membership. Not at this point in time. I'm too self conscious.
I'm not getting a gym membership. Not at this point in time. I'm too self conscious.
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i'd rather work out in a gym than around my house or town. i'm too self concious for people i know to see me
#1566 to #1565 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I'll just get treadmill and a TV or something and put it against the wall. And watch TV while I do stuff.
I'll just get treadmill and a TV or something and put it against the wall. And watch TV while I do stuff.
User avatar #1567 to #1566 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i would love to do that, but i dont have the money for a treadmill
#1568 to #1567 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
Or just play thumb wrestling.
Or just play thumb wrestling.
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
that could always be fun
#1570 to #1569 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
We could do it.
We could do it.
User avatar #1571 to #1570 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah?
#1572 to #1571 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
If you're up to it.
If you're up to it.
User avatar #1573 to #1572 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i'm not even sure how that would work, to be honest
#1574 to #1573 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
You travel.
You travel.
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i have thirty dollars to my name.
and it's my mom's money.

that'll get me to the airport
User avatar #1577 to #1576 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
well sorry

my laptop is going to die. my charger is officially dead and will not work safely. and to top everything off, it might have ruined the inside of the thing so a new charger might not even work.

this might be the end for my laptop, tonight D:
#1578 to #1577 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm glad you used it on me.
I'm glad you used it on me.
User avatar #1579 to #1578 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
well, i still have an hour and a half left before it may or may not bite the dust

i really hope it doesnt
#1580 to #1579 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
Even if.
Even if.
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i suppose
#1542 to #1541 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
Hey girl. What's up?
Hey girl. What's up?
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
not much. avoiding responsibilities.

what's up with you?
#1544 to #1543 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
Me too.
Me too.
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
sounds fun

how are you?
#1546 to #1545 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't know. What about you?
I don't know. What about you?
User avatar #1547 to #1546 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i'm just tired and anxious all of the time
#1548 to #1547 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I've begun to felt the same way.
I've begun to felt the same way.
User avatar #1549 to #1548 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
oh no, that's not good
#1550 to #1549 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm used to it by now.
I'm used to it by now.
#1551 to #1550 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i'm sorry, i wish you weren't
i'm sorry, i wish you weren't
#1552 to #1551 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I wish you weren't.
I wish you weren't.
User avatar #1553 to #1552 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
well, fair enough
#1554 to #1553 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I wish you were happier with yourself.
I wish you were happier with yourself.
User avatar #1555 to #1554 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i'm working on it, i really am. it's just kind of tough.
it's a process
#1556 to #1555 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
I know.
I know.
User avatar #1557 to #1556 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
so what have you been up to recently?
#1558 to #1557 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
Planning a funeral. Hating school. Wanting exams to be over.   
You?
Planning a funeral. Hating school. Wanting exams to be over.
You?
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
i'm sorry about the funeral, that must suck. funerals suck.

as for me i've been avoiding school, going to doctors appointments, seeing a therapist, and trying to hide from school work.
#1560 to #1559 - tehgaemeh (01/16/2014) [-]
Thanks.   
I get to leave school as soon as I finish my exams tomorrow so I can go to it. Then I have a drama meeting right after.    
   
How is your back? At least that's what I remember it being.
Thanks.
I get to leave school as soon as I finish my exams tomorrow so I can go to it. Then I have a drama meeting right after.

How is your back? At least that's what I remember it being.
User avatar #1561 to #1560 - mellyonline (01/16/2014) [-]
those round pink peppermints always help me during funerals, if you need a comfort food or anything.

my back is ****** . i stopped taking my pain pills because they made me feel depressed and loopy, but now my doctor has me on a new pain pill, but i just started taking it today so i don't know how i'll react to it.
i had a nerve conduction test and the doctor said i'm just fat and need to lose weight.
i could lose a few pounds, sure, but my mom and dad both needed surgery for the same thing my family doctor think i have.

long story short im waiting to see a surgeon to figure out what needs to happen
#1527 to #1526 - hateandwhiskey (01/10/2014) [-]
What's this about Eraserhead?
#1528 to #1527 - tehgaemeh (01/10/2014) [-]
That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Did you watch that film?
That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Did you watch that film?
#1529 to #1528 - hateandwhiskey (01/10/2014) [-]
I watched the hell out of that movie.   
   
What about it?
I watched the hell out of that movie.

What about it?
#1530 to #1529 - tehgaemeh (01/10/2014) [-]
What do you think it's about? Like, the meaning? If you've ever given it any thought.
What do you think it's about? Like, the meaning? If you've ever given it any thought.
#1531 to #1530 - hateandwhiskey (01/10/2014) [-]
All that I could pull from it is Henry's irrational fear of having children, represented by his abomination of a son.   
   
That and something about the Lady in the Radiator represents masturbation or something.
All that I could pull from it is Henry's irrational fear of having children, represented by his abomination of a son.

That and something about the Lady in the Radiator represents masturbation or something.
#1532 to #1531 - tehgaemeh (01/10/2014) [-]
I think he's fascinated by sex, though. But afraid of it at the same time.   
   
But I sort of agree with the Lady in the Radiator. Since she has ovaries on her face, she has to have something to do with libido or lust or some 						****					.
I think he's fascinated by sex, though. But afraid of it at the same time.

But I sort of agree with the Lady in the Radiator. Since she has ovaries on her face, she has to have something to do with libido or lust or some **** .
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - hateandwhiskey (01/10/2014) [-]
Those are testicles.

She has testicles on her face.
#1534 to #1533 - tehgaemeh (01/10/2014) [-]
Those are some big 						*******					 balls, then.
Those are some big ******* balls, then.
#1535 to #1534 - hateandwhiskey (01/10/2014) [-]
Indeed.   
   
If you want a real 						********					 however, try Le Planete Sauvage.
Indeed.

If you want a real ******** however, try Le Planete Sauvage.
#1536 to #1535 - tehgaemeh (01/10/2014) [-]
One of my friends watched that the other day. I've never heard of it in my life, but I really want to try it.
One of my friends watched that the other day. I've never heard of it in my life, but I really want to try it.
#1538 to #1537 - tehgaemeh (01/10/2014) [-]
I'll save that for tomorrow... Thanks.
I'll save that for tomorrow... Thanks.
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - hateandwhiskey (01/10/2014) [-]
No problem, amicus.
#1540 to #1539 - tehgaemeh (01/10/2014) [-]
Well, hey, I gotta get going. 						******					 happening tomorrow that I've got to do. I'll watch Fantastic Planet and tell you what I think.   
See you later, dude.
Well, hey, I gotta get going. ****** happening tomorrow that I've got to do. I'll watch Fantastic Planet and tell you what I think.
See you later, dude.
#1519 - mellyonline (12/13/2013) [-]
i lost power today. but it came back on so it's okay.   
   
hi.
i lost power today. but it came back on so it's okay.

hi.
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - mellyonline (12/13/2013) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - mellyonline (12/13/2013) [-]
i hope you feel better.
i'm just tired.
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - tehgaemeh (12/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, Mel.
#1410 - mellyonline (11/03/2013) [-]
hi
hi
User avatar #1511 to #1410 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Can we play chess?
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
i haven't played chess in three years and forget everything except the horse goes in an L and pawns move forward one.

but sure
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Make an account on chess.com and tell me your username.
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
mellyonline

im very original
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Did you activate your account?
User avatar #1517 to #1516 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
This is weird... It's not working.
I'm just gonna go to bed, I'm really tired. I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay? Sleep well.
User avatar #1518 to #1517 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
okie dokie

sleep well ian
User avatar #1491 to #1410 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Snow is cool.
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
hue

snow is cold and wet. it makes me bundle up nice and cozy like but i hate layering so its not fun
User avatar #1493 to #1492 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I love it!
User avatar #1494 to #1493 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
i like it when im inside drinking hot chocolate beside a fire.
it's pretty when im not in it.
even sometimes when im in it.

but i still hate layering
User avatar #1495 to #1494 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I like layering.
User avatar #1496 to #1495 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
the less clothes the better.
User avatar #1497 to #1496 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
True.
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
it just seems like a lot of work.

i have a friend who wears two camisoles, a tanktop, a t-shirt, two sweaters, a jacket and a scarf and that just makes me uncomfortable.

i throw on a shirt and a sweater and call it a day
User avatar #1499 to #1498 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
What's a camisole?
User avatar #1500 to #1499 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
ITS A LACY TANKTOP
THAT'S THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
User avatar #1501 to #1500 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
That's... Strange.
User avatar #1502 to #1501 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
its dumb.
girls are dumb
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Girls are dumb?
User avatar #1504 to #1503 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
girls are dumb
i ******* hate girls
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
You're a girl.
User avatar #1506 to #1505 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
my statements still stand.
i'm dumb and i hate myself.
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
No, you're not dumb.
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
im pretty dumb
User avatar #1509 to #1508 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
No you're not.
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
well i guess it's a matter of opinion
User avatar #1471 to #1410 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I would hope so.
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
oh boy. this conversation has taken a turn for the weird
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Has it?
User avatar #1474 to #1473 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
it has a little

i mean we're discussing each other's genitalia
User avatar #1475 to #1474 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Is that bad?
User avatar #1476 to #1475 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
i dunno.
just a little unusual
User avatar #1477 to #1476 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, it is.
User avatar #1478 to #1477 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
not necessarily bad though
User avatar #1479 to #1478 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
seriously though.

being a stay at home mom sounds awesome.
User avatar #1481 to #1480 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I suppose!
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
it could just be the fact that im a lazy piece of **** . who knows?
User avatar #1483 to #1482 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
You're not a lazy piece of **** .
User avatar #1484 to #1483 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
you've never met me in person though
User avatar #1485 to #1484 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't think you are, though.
User avatar #1486 to #1485 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
well i appreciate that
User avatar #1487 to #1486 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeah.
User avatar #1488 to #1487 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
so it snowed today
User avatar #1489 to #1488 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
It did?
User avatar #1490 to #1489 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
yeah.
i dont know how to feel about it.

all i know is im taking a hot chocolate to the bus tomorrow morning
User avatar #1451 to #1410 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I feel like you threw something in there that...
Y'know what, no, that'd probably be great.
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
The way I see it if I can just stay home he deserves a dick sucking when he asks for it
User avatar #1453 to #1452 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Just willy-nilly?
User avatar #1454 to #1453 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't see why not
User avatar #1455 to #1454 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
"I'm home! I need a dick-sucking."
"Oooooookay."
User avatar #1456 to #1455 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
But you see I would have food on the table when he got home so he'd probably eat what I made first and then we would get to the dick sucking
User avatar #1457 to #1456 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I never really expected to talk with you about blowjobs, honestly.
User avatar #1458 to #1457 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
well. there's a first for everything
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I guess some guy would like a dick-sucking when he got home.
User avatar #1460 to #1459 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
i can only assume

especially if they had a rough day at work
User avatar #1461 to #1460 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep. Pretty much any day, though.
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
i guess
i wouldn't really know
User avatar #1463 to #1462 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
As a guy, that is true.
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
as a woman, i don't have a penis.
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
As a guy, I do.
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
as a woman, i would hope so
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
i would hope that you (being a guy and all), would have a penis
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
And I'd hope that you'd have a vagina?
User avatar #1470 to #1469 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
i do have a vagina, yes
User avatar #1431 to #1410 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty fun.
User avatar #1432 to #1431 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
i'm enjoying it
User avatar #1433 to #1432 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
That's good!
User avatar #1434 to #1433 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
so how was your weekend?
User avatar #1435 to #1434 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Pretty boring, yours?
User avatar #1436 to #1435 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
so many livestreams

that's how my weekend sums up
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Did you watch the RoosterTeeth one?
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Awesome!
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
yeah.

i wish mark hadn't had such ****** cards thrown at him yesterday. i would have liked to see him do the whole 25 hour stream.
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I actually didn't see that.
User avatar #1442 to #1441 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
Sorry for the slow response. My mom has stolen my laptop so I'm on my phone.

Too much **** was going on this weekend though as far as extra life and minecon
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
It's okay!
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
Homework is dumb and if I was a teacher I would never assign it. That's my two cents for the night
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Homework is sometimes importaaaant.
User avatar #1446 to #1445 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
As important as it is it would be awesome if it was classwork. I have a busy life of sitting around waiting for someone to talk to me and I can't be distracted with homework
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I see.
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
I just don't want to ever have to work a day in my life to be honest. I fully embrace the idea of being a stay at home wife.
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Really?
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
Absolutely. If I could just find someone where we could be financially stable I would gladly stay home and cook and clean suck his dick whenever you know casual stuff.

Sounds pretty fantastic
#1411 to #1410 - tehgaemeh (11/03/2013) [-]
Hey, what's up?
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - mellyonline (11/03/2013) [-]
awh **** , i didn't get a notification saying you replied. sorry

nothing's up, i'm just hanging around.

what's up with you?
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - tehgaemeh (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm waiting for someone to stop being busy so I can go on a walk with them, actually.
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - mellyonline (11/03/2013) [-]
do you want me to go then?
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - tehgaemeh (11/03/2013) [-]
No, it's okay!
User avatar #1416 to #1415 - mellyonline (11/03/2013) [-]
are you sure?
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - tehgaemeh (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm sure.
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - mellyonline (11/03/2013) [-]
alright...

how are you?
User avatar #1419 to #1418 - tehgaemeh (11/03/2013) [-]
Tired, you?
User avatar #1420 to #1419 - mellyonline (11/03/2013) [-]
exhausted.
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - tehgaemeh (11/03/2013) [-]
What's wrong?
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - mellyonline (11/03/2013) [-]
i dunno. i'm just tired and upset and frustrated and stressed out and it's just a crippling sensation
User avatar #1423 to #1422 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry...
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
it's okay

how are you?
User avatar #1425 to #1424 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty tired. You?
User avatar #1426 to #1425 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
why don't you go to bed?

i'm doing better. i had a long bubble bath and i seem to have my **** set straight at the moment
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Well, that's good. I'm glad.
User avatar #1428 to #1427 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
yeah

so what are you up to?
User avatar #1429 to #1428 - tehgaemeh (11/04/2013) [-]
Talking with people, you?
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - mellyonline (11/04/2013) [-]
watching survivor with my mom, doing homework and talking to you
#1357 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
happy halloween!
happy halloween!
User avatar #1398 to #1357 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Nooooooooo.
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
nooooooooooo
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
yeeeeeeeah.
User avatar #1402 to #1401 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #1406 to #1405 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Perhaps.
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Hey, I'm gonna go to bed... I'm really tired. I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay? Feel better, and sleep well.
User avatar #1409 to #1408 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
sweet dreams
#1378 to #1357 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
I know.
I know.
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
in other news i got accepted into another university today.

just another indication that i am no longer a child
#1380 to #1379 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Which one do you think you're going to?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
the first one. i only applied to the second one because i had a transcript when i went to the school and they waived the fee.

i really want to go to this francophone university.
like so much that i might die if i don't get in
#1382 to #1381 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Well, you've been accepted, right?
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
not to the francophone one, no.
i haven't even applied yet.
i need to talk to the representative some more because i still have a lot of questions.
#1384 to #1383 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Do it quicklyyy.
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
yeah, maybe.
i want to talk to my french teacher and email the rep and there's still a lot of **** i want to do before i apply

i need to schedule a tour
#1386 to #1385 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
You should do that!
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
i will, i will
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Good!
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
so how are you?
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Tired, you?
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
i'm absolutely awful in every aspect
User avatar #1392 to #1391 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Why?!
User avatar #1393 to #1392 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
i don't know. i've just had a rough couple of days and today was just really bad and i hate it
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry! You know you can talk to me.
User avatar #1395 to #1394 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
it's not your fault. and i'm talking to you now
User avatar #1396 to #1395 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm still sorry.
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
it's okay
#1358 to #1357 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
You too!
I just had the strangest two hours of my life.
User avatar #1359 to #1358 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
go on...
#1360 to #1359 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
This girl kept touching my butt.
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
awh ****

that obviously means she digs you
#1362 to #1361 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Then she was like, "Oh, I don't care if someone touches me wherever."
So I tested. Turns out she doesn't.
Or she is hunting for me.
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
that's a little... odd
#1364 to #1363 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. A little.
How was your Halloween?
User avatar #1365 to #1364 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
i watched a movie with a friend and then we just kind of watched bad television until she left.

it was good in a really sad and pathetic way
#1366 to #1365 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Didn't go out?
User avatar #1367 to #1366 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
nah.
i'd rather just stay in and snuggle up in a blanket watching movies than go out now a days.

i guess that means my childhood is over.
#1368 to #1367 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Well, you're almost eighteen, right?
#1370 to #1369 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
You're almost an adult.
User avatar #1371 to #1370 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
ugh don't remind me
#1372 to #1371 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm not far behind, dude.
User avatar #1373 to #1372 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
it's nothing exciting.
i would rather just not have to do anything ever
#1374 to #1373 - tehgaemeh (11/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I feel old.
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
how do you think i feel?
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - mellyonline (11/01/2013) [-]
ancient
#1301 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
hi
hi
#1343 to #1301 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Alright, I didn't want you to think I was insinuating that.
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
no worries, it's all good
#1345 to #1344 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Alrighty then!
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
so what are you up to now?
#1347 to #1346 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Nothing.
I still feel weird.
You
User avatar #1349 to #1347 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
i'm just really tired and i'm too lazy to go to my bed and sleep
#1350 to #1349 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Then come to mine.
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
well you know
if i'm too lazy to walk to my bed which is like maybe thirty footsteps away
what makes you assume i'd have to energy to travel all the way to yours?
#1352 to #1351 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
The fact I'll be waiting with open arms and a spot in my bed.

And, if I may be so bold, no pants.
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
that's tempting, but i'm still a lazy asshole, so i'm gonna have to pass.
#1354 to #1353 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Eh, okay.
The offer will always be open.
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
you just wait

when you're married and have three children i'm gonna find you and sleep in your bed. and it would make things awkward for you to explain.
#1356 to #1355 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
I doubt I'm gonna get married to anyone who is sane, so I dunno.

Hey, text me if you want. I'm gonna get off of my computer. I'll see you later, if not.
Sleep well.
#1323 to #1301 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Melanie.
I like you.
#1324 to #1323 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
i like you too
but you're so far awaaaaaaay and it suuuucks
#1325 to #1324 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
You need to be able to get the chance to somehow get a vacation or something over here.
Like seriously. Get your adorable butt right next to me.
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
yeah, that would be awesome. sadly i'm broke as **** .
maybe you need to get next to me

come study abroad... in canada!
#1327 to #1326 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
I'll try to do that.
As long as your butt is less than two feet from mine.
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
my butt can be less than two feet from yours i suppose
#1329 to #1328 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
I just realized how weird that sounded.
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
it sounded a little weird
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
did i say it was a bad weird?
#1333 to #1332 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Was it a bad weird?
#1335 to #1334 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
So you're saying you want our butts in close proximity?
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
yeah, because that means the rest of you is in close proximity, too
#1337 to #1336 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Us in close proximity would be good.
User avatar #1338 to #1337 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
yes, yes it would be
#1339 to #1338 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Alright, let's do it then.
#1341 to #1340 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
I mean, not, like, it. I don't mean do it like that.
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
don't worry, i got what ya meant
#1302 to #1301 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Hey. How are you?
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
i'm good. tired but good.

how are you?
#1304 to #1303 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Absolutely ******* exhausted.
And my lower region is being tingly again. It's a ****** weekend.

What's up?
User avatar #1306 to #1304 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
why don't you go to bed?
i wish your weekend wasn't so ****** :c

i'm avoiding doing my essay. i've basically convinced myself i'm going to bring my laptop to school and write it on my free.

what's up with you?
#1307 to #1306 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
I don't want to.
You should do it now, dude.
I'm watching three drunk guys play Minecraft.
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
but i'm too tired to do it now. i won't be able to focus.

i've never watched his drunk minecrafts. i probably should.
i can only assume you're talking about mark. if you're not boy do i feel stupid
#1309 to #1308 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
You should still do it.
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
but i don't wannnaaaa
it's stupid and dumb
#1311 to #1310 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
What are you saying that in response to?
The picture or what I said?
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
my essay. unless we're not talking about that in which case i feel incredibly dumb
still my essay. the picture's pretty great
#1313 to #1312 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Do the essay.
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
i will. just tomorrow!
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
Please now?
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
noooope
it's just not gonna happen
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
BUT WHY.
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
cuz im a lazy bastard and procrastinate like an asshole.
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
YOU'RE NOT AN ASSHOLE.
BUT TWO FRESHMAN LIKE ME.
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
I'M KIND OF AN ASSHOLE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS.
#1321 to #1320 - tehgaemeh (10/28/2013) [-]
YOU'RE NOT.

What I mean is, in the past day, two freshmen have come up to me and have told me they have a crush on me. I literally have no idea how to feel about this. This is like what I imagined high school was like when I was like, six.
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - mellyonline (10/28/2013) [-]
I KIND OF AM.

oh my god im retarded for not understand that That's... creepy and awesome.
I've have a grand total of... 0 people approaching me and telling me they like me, so that's pretty neat.
i've never had to feel awkward though. no weird rejections or whatnot!
#1274 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
i need to use the bathroom but there's a big hornet in there   
						****					 that 						****					   
   
hi
i need to use the bathroom but there's a big hornet in there
**** that ****

hi
User avatar #1295 to #1274 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm just scared.
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
you'll be fine, don't sweat it
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
I guess... I dunno.
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
anyway, I'm gonna go to bed. I'm really tired and junk

I'll talk to you tomorrow
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
Goodnight.
#1275 to #1274 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't like them.

What's up?
#1276 to #1275 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
i hate them; they scare me   
   
im sitting here just being an asshole and 						****					   
   
what's up with you?
i hate them; they scare me

im sitting here just being an asshole and ****

what's up with you?
#1277 to #1276 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
Dad's being a dick again.
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
that's not good
#1279 to #1278 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm used to it.
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
that sucks
i'm sorry
#1281 to #1280 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
It's fine.
What are you doing?
#1282 to #1281 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
to be honest, i have no idea what i'm doing. i'm just kind of sitting here cringing at the thought of school tomorrow.

what are you doing?
#1283 to #1282 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
Watching my mother shake her head at me for some reason.
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
that's odd
#1285 to #1284 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess...
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
how was your day?
#1287 to #1286 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Fine, I guess. I had to walk home in the rain and I'm nervous about something tomorrow.
#1288 to #1287 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
walking home in the rain is never fun.

what's happening tomorrow that's got you nervous?
#1289 to #1288 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
I have to drive to school now because it's probably going to rain all week.
But I'm driving a car that wasn't registered with the school. I don't think they're gonna walk around and check if the car matches up with the ID on the mirror, but I'm nervous.
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
ah, i getcha
i'm sure you'll be fine. after the second day of using the wrong car you'll be fine,
#1291 to #1290 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
After the second day? What?
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
yknow, if you ever have to use the car that isn't registered with the school more than once.
after the second day of nothing happening the nervousness dies down.

i used a non-registered car for the majority of the school year last year, and nothing ever happened.

though your school might be weirder with that stuff
#1293 to #1292 - tehgaemeh (10/22/2013) [-]
Well, this is America.
They freak out about the littlest thing.
I dunno. I'll do it when it absolutely does rain and when I'm sure of it.
User avatar #1294 to #1293 - mellyonline (10/22/2013) [-]
well, whatever works for you!
#1155 - mellyonline (10/20/2013) [-]
hi Ian
hi Ian
#1256 to #1155 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
It doesn't bother me or anything.

I think you're cute, and I like talking to you, and I'm really attracted to you. And I want to kiss you and stuff.
And you're not dumb. Just, maybe inexperienced.
#1257 to #1256 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
well, thank you
#1258 to #1257 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
And there's nothing wrong with inexperience, you beautiful person.
#1259 to #1258 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
well, sometimes it feels like i'm the only person ever who's inexperienced.   
   
at this rate an eleven year old is probably more experienced
well, sometimes it feels like i'm the only person ever who's inexperienced.

at this rate an eleven year old is probably more experienced
#1260 to #1259 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
Define inexperience.
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
ANYTHING TO DO WITH RELATIONSHIPS

ANYTHING.


EVEN TALKING TO THEM ON A DAILY BASIS I'M INEXPERIENCED IN

DO I TALK TO THEM A LOT OR WILL THAT MAKE ME CLINGY?

DO I NEVER TALK TO THEM EVER?

IT'S ALL CONFUSING AND ****
#1262 to #1261 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
Some guys like clingy. Like I do.
It depends on the guy.
User avatar #1263 to #1262 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
boys are confusing.
User avatar #1265 to #1264 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
you're not too confusing.

you're pretty straightforward
#1266 to #1265 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
...good? I think?
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
that's good.
it's good.
you're good.
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
YOU'RE good.
And nice.
And pretty.
#1272 to #1271 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go. I'm tired. Text me if you'd like.
#1273 to #1272 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
alright   
   
sleep well
alright

sleep well
#1236 to #1155 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHO THAT GIRL IS?
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
NOT A CLUE
#1238 to #1237 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
TAKE YOURSELF A GUESS.
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
JENNIFER LAWRENCE?
#1240 to #1239 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
NOPE.   
STARTS WITH AN M.
NOPE.
STARTS WITH AN M.
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
MEGAN FOX???
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
UH
I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA AGAIN
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
IT'S YOOOOOOOU
#1246 to #1245 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
I WOULD
LIKE
COVER YOU LIPS
WITH MY LIPS
...
YEAH
#1247 to #1246 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
KISSING SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD ACTIVITY
KISSING SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD ACTIVITY
#1248 to #1247 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
YEAH, BUT KISSING YOU SEEMS AWESOME.
#1249 to #1248 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
I'VE NEVER KISSED ANYONE BEFORE   
   
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE SLOPPY AND AWKWARD
I'VE NEVER KISSED ANYONE BEFORE

IT WOULD PROBABLY BE SLOPPY AND AWKWARD
#1250 to #1249 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
I LIKE SLOPPY
#1251 to #1250 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD I THINK I'M NOT SURE
#1252 to #1251 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
IT MIGHT BE
BUT I STILL WANT TO KISS YOU NONETHELESS
#1253 to #1252 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
YOU ARE A BRAVE MAN
YOU ARE A BRAVE MAN
#1254 to #1253 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
Now why do you say that?
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
i dunno

i'm just really inexperienced and probably really dumb when it comes to relationships
#1218 to #1217 - tehgaemeh (10/21/2013) [-]
Let's hang out.
#1219 to #1218 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
...what do you call this?
#1221 to #1220 - mellyonline (10/21/2013) [-]
fair enough
fair enough