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Age: 24
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Video Games Played: pretty much everything
Date Signed Up:9/08/2012
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User avatar #25 - reichmaster (03/07/2015) [-]
Kill yourself liberal
#23 - xxslayenone (02/08/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday
#24 to #23 - tehfriman (02/08/2015) [-]
#2 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
Hey friend whats up?
#3 to #2 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
Just getting ready for my birthday, helping my parents cook dinner and messing around online. You?
#4 to #3 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
just got finished for the day working in the yard, burning a bunch of stuff and all. Now I have a mighty need for food.
#5 to #4 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
you earned it.
#6 to #5 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
I completely agree
#7 to #6 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
That image perfectly sums up life with a Jewish mother.
#8 to #7 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
I don't believe I've ever had dinner with a Jewish family but Greeks are very similar in that regard.
#9 to #8 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
I imagine it is quite similar. Doubly so when you consider the fact that a good portion of Jewish cuisine is either adapted from Greek food or just a kosher version of Greek food.
#10 to #9 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
Hmmm True, i never really considered that.
#11 to #10 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
Take Shawarma for example. It is just a Gyro with different seasoning.
#12 to #11 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
I still don't fully understand what shawarma... but i do know gyros are fantastic
#13 to #12 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
It is very similar to a gyro. It is meat (usually lamb beef or turkey) grilled on a vertical spit that is shaved off and usually eaten in pita bread or on a laffa (a sort of thick chewy wrap). The main difference is the sauce it is served with as instead of tzatziki we use hummus or tehini.
#14 to #13 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
Ah okay cool, I honestly think americas recent obsession with hummus started with Adam Sandlers Zohan movie.
#15 to #14 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
I've been eating it long before that movie came out. In fact I always find it a bit surreal that people who aren't Jewish or middle-eastern eat it. I think it is just another in a long line of health food crazes that Americans have bastardized from their native countries.
#16 to #15 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
That's kinda what America is though, As much as the government shows otherwise being all upper class white bastards It's a melting pot of cultures.
#17 to #16 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
I find the Borg from Star Trek to be a good analogy. There is a lot of diversity but it tends to get assimilated and become samey. I know this because I work in a grocery store and often find it quite amusing what the stores mostly rich white clientele buy trying to be diverse.
#18 to #17 - xxslayenone (02/06/2015) [-]
I work at a grocery store too but It's a lower to middle class area, and everyone buys a little of everything, certainly most of the lower income people buy the cheapest they can but when its time for a celebration they get all kinds of stuff
What kind of store is it that you work at? I work at a Food Lion
#19 to #18 - tehfriman (02/06/2015) [-]
I work at a kings. They are a small chain of upscale supermarkets based primarily in New Jersey. I cater mostly to rich white people the occasional rich black person (there are like 5 of them total) and their primarily Hispanic housekeepers. Working there I have learned that the only thing worse than an entitled rich person is an entitled poor person who is desperately trying to look like a rich person (that last group is the subject of all my best retail horror stories).
#20 to #19 - xxslayenone (02/07/2015) [-]
oh have you posted or thought about posting those stories? you know how fj is with that stuff
#21 to #20 - tehfriman (02/07/2015) [-]
I may have to post some of them. I'll need to find the time to write them out but I definitely have a few gems.
#22 to #21 - xxslayenone (02/07/2015) [-]
You definitely should
#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
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