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|#122 - i don't wanna be know as OP's fellow american. he's making us … [+] (1 new reply)||07/05/2012 on overly attached england||+1|
|#105 - i'm american and let me apoligize for OP's stupidity. Englands… [+] (18 new replies)||07/05/2012 on overly attached england||+11|
#116 - Rascal (07/05/2012) [-]
Americans apologizing? FUCKING SCREENSHOT!
#220 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2012) [-]
it was pretty nice actually! and I was on my way back to Leeds from Edinburgh via Newcastle but because the floods hit all the main lines between Scotland and England I had to reroute to Edinburgh til the next day.
and I never get trains and that happens on the one occasion I use the train!
|#215 - HAHAHAHHAHHAH yeah right i knife people and yell &quo… [+] (15 new replies)||06/24/2012 on Why I never knife someone...||-30|
#264 - archosaurusrev (06/24/2012) [-]
This is for intelligent strategists.
This is a real mans milsim. Battlefield is a game, and you do not need any tactical knowledge to prevail in it.
Pic related, some US Army soldiers playing what looks like to be Arma2, or VBS2, both made by the same developer of the game as seen in the video.
The game in the video is Arma 2 + Operation Arrowhead + Mods.
#271 - fistpump (06/24/2012) [-]
No tactical knowledge to prevail in it? I'm sorry, but when you're attacking in Rush, and the enemy has the entire area on lockdown, it requires some real teamwork to get in to the area, or you'll just throw your tickets away.
It's not for the mentally inept, at least give it that.
#312 - Rascal (06/24/2012) [-]
Bf3 is a great game but it has to appeal to the masses. I watched the video and that game looks way more strategic, but prob doesn't have half the community of bf3. Most people would prob be turned off by its complexity
#279 - archosaurusrev (06/24/2012) [-]
I don't know, in Arma, if the enemy has a single emplaced weapon and your team is not perfectly coordinated, you're gonna lose a fireteam or two the second it sees you.
In BF its different.
If you can do well in pubs, with random players, and say the game requires tactical knowledge...
Have you ever even played a real tactical shooter?
#286 - fistpump (06/24/2012) [-]
I didn't mention pugs or random players.
I play in a 4-man squad. We all have our own jobs. Random players are usually stupid idiots who run around with SMGs and shotguns because they get easy kills, but they don't win the match.
To answer your question, I have only played Team Fortress 2 and Battlefield 3, so if you don't judge them as tactical shooters, then no.
|#41 - "shave underarms" personal choice "shave l… [+] (26 new replies)||06/22/2012 on Men||+186|
#101 - greendreamy73 (06/23/2012) [-]
Girls complain way too fucking much about pointless shit that isn't a big deal in the first place.
Shaving underarms takes about 2 seconds in total. Legs take about 2 minutes each if you do it nice. I don't understand why those would even be considered difficult enough to complain about.
Yeah, it does suck to have sex for the first time, but thats ONE TIME. After that, its fine.
Bleeding doesn't even suck that much, plug it up, and change it in a few hours. Big deal.
#74 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
We're pushing a baby's body out of a hole your penis feels snug in.
That's like a man pushing out a baseball out of his urethra, just so he can play baseball.
Sure some women take that excuse way too far, but that doesn't mean you guys should be a jackass just because a woman complains about/after childbirth.
#332 - EdwardNigma (06/23/2012) [-]
Aha, but, men do get kicked in the balls at LEAST once or just fall and hit their balls really hard at least once in their lives. Not all women have babies.
And, though you will probably say "It doesn't hurt as much as child birth", seriously. It is hard to explain how painful it truly is. Once, I accidentally hit my balls on a pole I was trying to climb up for some reason. My legs slipped and the pole and my nether regions collided. Although I managed to stop it being a really hard hit because I managed to lower and close my legs a bit, it still really hurt.
The smallest collision can make a mans balls ache. A woman kicking a man in the balls with all her strength, seriously, I can't even imagine that kind of pain.
Don't say child birth is so much worse, because really, the argument is invalid because neither side can prove the amount of pain. There is a unit of measurement or whatever for pain, as well. Though, no one ever believes there is a pain measurement. So that argument doesn't work. (Though, i think, a unit of pain can exist. SImply by measuring how many units of pain people can handle. It could be 100 for some, 1000 for others, whatever, you catch my drift.)
#369 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Contractions: Imagine pulling a painful muscle, over and over again. Rather then your leg, it happens around the stomach and can last more then twenty-four hours, and doesn't stop till we get that little sucker out.
Dilation: Probably the hardest thing to imagine for a guy. The most a (normal) man deals with similar to this is kidney stones I suppose, but you've seen a young baby's head right? It's cone shaped when they finally come out, but still, that thing is opening up a usually one inch hole up for something about six inches big. Big ass kidney stone right?
For some women, it's not so bad. An hour of contractions, a few pushes, and boom baby. And women have the option of a numbing shot, but that is incredibly painful. You can imagine this easy; a shot into your spine, and it travels up your back.
Getting your nuts kicked is painful, and probably are sore for a good amount of time.
Some people can just deal with pain better, be it getting kicked in the nuts to child birth.
I will admit, men can experience getting hit in the nuts much more then a chick can give birth.
#495 - Rascal (06/23/2012) [-]
#365 - Rascal (06/23/2012) [-]
The hymen is usually broken before first penetration. Usually through sports or other activities. Also, it's not painful.
#52 - kinsanity (06/23/2012) [-]
Though I hate girls that complain about how we "have it harder", I have to admit that there is a reason women have more than one child. It's rewarding to give birth to something and then raise it and have it love you. I mean, yes, she could adopt, but it probably wouldn't be the same.
#45 - lilnuggetbob (06/22/2012) [-]
"deal with sexist comments" like you said other deal with racism, and everyone with a religion is a basic target for troll, just as much and sometimes even more than blacks, and women, and at in the open, if a guy slaps a woman once - assault jail for 10 years
woman brutally beats a guy for an argument? -self defense -nothing / 1 year
not saying i hate women, i love my mother, just saying this bitch is an idiot
now if she lived in the Middle East where women are treated like dogs she would have a reason to whine.
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|#49 - that's straight up dumbass logic, OMG i accidentally hit someo…||06/09/2012 on Most evil children in history||+3|
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|#458 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies)||06/09/2012 on How about, you stop existing.||-1|