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#122 - i don't wanna be know as OP's fellow american. he's making us …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2012 on overly attached england +1
User avatar #127 - schnofi (07/05/2012) [-]
how can you tell he is american?
here in germany many people get that wrong too.
#105 - i'm american and let me apoligize for OP's stupidity. Englands…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/05/2012 on overly attached england +11
#116 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
Americans apologizing? FUCKING SCREENSHOT!
User avatar #122 - tehbagels (07/05/2012) [-]
i don't wanna be know as OP's fellow american. he's making us look like fucking retards. it's a flag. it's very simple to learn
User avatar #127 - schnofi (07/05/2012) [-]
how can you tell he is american?
here in germany many people get that wrong too.
User avatar #115 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2012) [-]
England has saintt Georges flag and Britain flag is the union flag OR union jack (when at sea)

well done for your observation sir
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User avatar #202 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2012) [-]
I'm british so it comes naturally! :D although some people arn't so n=knowledgable here. (scouse)
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User avatar #207 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2012) [-]
noooo leeds!
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User avatar #213 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2012) [-]
nah I was mocking the scouse because they arn't the smartest of the british :l
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User avatar #216 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2012) [-]
I was recently stranded in newcastle due to flooding and landslides!... that was not a fun experience has to go back up to edinburgh where I slept in the castle as a guest (LOOOONG story)
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User avatar #220 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2012) [-]
it was pretty nice actually! and I was on my way back to Leeds from Edinburgh via Newcastle but because the floods hit all the main lines between Scotland and England I had to reroute to Edinburgh til the next day.

and I never get trains and that happens on the one occasion I use the train!
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User avatar #227 - mrwalkerfour (07/05/2012) [-]
I would've but other reasons meant I had to go back to edinburgh (again, long story)

and it was got a free tour aswel while nobody was there so it was cool as fuck
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#110 - schnofi (07/05/2012) [-]
Some OP got the name wrong.
Americans apologize.

MFW
#215 - HAHAHAHHAHHAH yeah right i knife people and yell &quo…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/24/2012 on Why I never knife someone... -30
User avatar #224 - fistpump (06/24/2012) [-]
You shouldn't play Battlefield.
Battlefield is for intelligent strategists, not silly little boys.
Please resort to playing Call of Duty; I'm sure you'll find the one-shot-kill sniper rifles and two shot kill SMGs to your liking.
#264 - archosaurusrev (06/24/2012) [-]
(Modern) Battlefield is for idiots and console gamers who THINK they're intelligent strategists.

This is for intelligent strategists.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwYnZVttfaw&feature=relmfu

This is a real mans milsim. Battlefield is a game, and you do not need any tactical knowledge to prevail in it.
Pic related, some US Army soldiers playing what looks like to be Arma2, or VBS2, both made by the same developer of the game as seen in the video.

The game in the video is Arma 2 + Operation Arrowhead + Mods.
User avatar #271 - fistpump (06/24/2012) [-]
No tactical knowledge to prevail in it? I'm sorry, but when you're attacking in Rush, and the enemy has the entire area on lockdown, it requires some real teamwork to get in to the area, or you'll just throw your tickets away.
It's not for the mentally inept, at least give it that.
#312 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
Bf3 is a great game but it has to appeal to the masses. I watched the video and that game looks way more strategic, but prob doesn't have half the community of bf3. Most people would prob be turned off by its complexity
User avatar #283 - iaccidentlied (06/24/2012) [-]
Play Battlefield 2: project reality or Arma II before you think BF3 is some game that requires strategy. You can easily carry teams in every game mode and it requires no teamwork to complete an objective.
User avatar #279 - archosaurusrev (06/24/2012) [-]
I don't know, in Arma, if the enemy has a single emplaced weapon and your team is not perfectly coordinated, you're gonna lose a fireteam or two the second it sees you.

In BF its different.

If you can do well in pubs, with random players, and say the game requires tactical knowledge...

Have you ever even played a real tactical shooter?
User avatar #286 - fistpump (06/24/2012) [-]
I didn't mention pugs or random players.
I play in a 4-man squad. We all have our own jobs. Random players are usually stupid idiots who run around with SMGs and shotguns because they get easy kills, but they don't win the match.
To answer your question, I have only played Team Fortress 2 and Battlefield 3, so if you don't judge them as tactical shooters, then no.
User avatar #297 - archosaurusrev (06/24/2012) [-]
Seeing as you mentioned Xbox 360, I assume you're a console only gamer.
Modern consoles can't even run games like Arma, so that leaves it out of the question...


And 4 men would be a fireteam, not a squad.



User avatar #307 - fistpump (06/24/2012) [-]
Half and half. I play some games on Xbox, and some on PC.
4 men on Battlefield is called a squad, sorry if you find that inaccurate or offensive. It's just a game.
User avatar #243 - moofinbanana (06/24/2012) [-]
If "intelligent strategists" mean placing C4 on the hood of a jeep and ramming it into tanks then yeah.
User avatar #245 - fistpump (06/24/2012) [-]
Now now, sir, just because they are intelligent strategists doesn't mean they can't have fun.
Soldiers... Just wanna have fu-uuun... Oh, soldiers just wanna have fun...
User avatar #265 - pinkythepie (06/24/2012) [-]
I just ordered battlefield yesterday togheter with my new pc.
Wanna play ;3?
User avatar #275 - fistpump (06/24/2012) [-]
Mine's on Xbox360, man, sorry. But BF3 is really awesome, enjoy it ^^
User avatar #289 - pinkythepie (06/24/2012) [-]
thanks (:
User avatar #249 - moofinbanana (06/24/2012) [-]
I know, I do it every so often. It doesn't work to well with jets though, especially when you get hit and they go off.
#41 - "shave underarms" personal choice "shave l…  [+] (26 new replies) 06/22/2012 on Men +186
User avatar #532 - megawatt (06/23/2012) [-]
being a bro, i agree, but i gotta point out, a women is rewarded for being pregnant, men are not.
theoretically, if the only way you could ever get a pet is a swift kick to the nuts, would you do it?
User avatar #324 - EdwardNigma (06/23/2012) [-]
"Constantly worry about figure" Or you can not care. And men have that too since many women will only go for a guy that works out so men worry about looking good for women.

So it's only one argument, and even then, not a good one.
User avatar #297 - furfee (06/23/2012) [-]
I agree with you but would you really want a girl who's covered in body hair because she doesn't shave?
#146 - spartanswimmer (06/23/2012) [-]
To the top comments!
#101 - greendreamy73 (06/23/2012) [-]
I am a girl, and I agree with almost everything you said.
Girls complain way too fucking much about pointless shit that isn't a big deal in the first place.
Shaving underarms takes about 2 seconds in total. Legs take about 2 minutes each if you do it nice. I don't understand why those would even be considered difficult enough to complain about.
Yeah, it does suck to have sex for the first time, but thats ONE TIME. After that, its fine.
Bleeding doesn't even suck that much, plug it up, and change it in a few hours. Big deal.
#93 - Afterlife (06/23/2012) [-]
i can't really remember if this was a dream or not, but in my freshmen year of Health, i think the ironically hot sex ed teacher told us there was a birth control shot where it stops your period. not sure.
User avatar #86 - bizzarenight (06/23/2012) [-]
someone give this guy a medal...
User avatar #80 - qazzuiop (06/23/2012) [-]
and doesn't birth control help with the monthly bleeding too?
User avatar #102 - greendreamy73 (06/23/2012) [-]
Some do, some don't.
It depends on what kind your insurance/doctor gives you.
#74 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Plus, not talking about you personally, what if a man out there wanted a family with his wife? Of course she's going to go through pain to bring another child into the world, doesn't mean she likes it. It pisses women off when men complain about them being out of commission for a few days after.
We're pushing a baby's body out of a hole your penis feels snug in.
That's like a man pushing out a baseball out of his urethra, just so he can play baseball.
Sure some women take that excuse way too far, but that doesn't mean you guys should be a jackass just because a woman complains about/after childbirth.
User avatar #332 - EdwardNigma (06/23/2012) [-]
Aha, but, men do get kicked in the balls at LEAST once or just fall and hit their balls really hard at least once in their lives. Not all women have babies.

And, though you will probably say "It doesn't hurt as much as child birth", seriously. It is hard to explain how painful it truly is. Once, I accidentally hit my balls on a pole I was trying to climb up for some reason. My legs slipped and the pole and my nether regions collided. Although I managed to stop it being a really hard hit because I managed to lower and close my legs a bit, it still really hurt.

The smallest collision can make a mans balls ache. A woman kicking a man in the balls with all her strength, seriously, I can't even imagine that kind of pain.

Don't say child birth is so much worse, because really, the argument is invalid because neither side can prove the amount of pain. There is a unit of measurement or whatever for pain, as well. Though, no one ever believes there is a pain measurement. So that argument doesn't work. (Though, i think, a unit of pain can exist. SImply by measuring how many units of pain people can handle. It could be 100 for some, 1000 for others, whatever, you catch my drift.)
User avatar #443 - scarletspider (06/23/2012) [-]
According to my math, giving birth would be something like a man pissing out an object with a diameter of approximately 3 inches. Such as a baseball.

*cringe*
#369 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Well, I think a man can get a small idea of child-birth pain, a lot of it could be described as similar pains a man can feel as well.
Contractions: Imagine pulling a painful muscle, over and over again. Rather then your leg, it happens around the stomach and can last more then twenty-four hours, and doesn't stop till we get that little sucker out.
Dilation: Probably the hardest thing to imagine for a guy. The most a (normal) man deals with similar to this is kidney stones I suppose, but you've seen a young baby's head right? It's cone shaped when they finally come out, but still, that thing is opening up a usually one inch hole up for something about six inches big. Big ass kidney stone right?
For some women, it's not so bad. An hour of contractions, a few pushes, and boom baby. And women have the option of a numbing shot, but that is incredibly painful. You can imagine this easy; a shot into your spine, and it travels up your back.
Getting your nuts kicked is painful, and probably are sore for a good amount of time.
Some people can just deal with pain better, be it getting kicked in the nuts to child birth.
I will admit, men can experience getting hit in the nuts much more then a chick can give birth.
#398 - EdwardNigma (06/23/2012) [-]
The time I said I slightly hit my testicles, I should mention, I felt literally sick. The shit gets so bad, you want to vomit.

I don't know, like I said, it's impossible to tell. Plus, I've never had Kidney Stones. Not even sure what the fuck they are.
#64 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
When it's a girl's first time, your penis is pushing through and breaking though skin. Some girls it's not so bad, but for others it really can be,
#495 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
Incorrect. Contrary to popular belief, the hymen is never 'broken', in fact it doesn't go all the way across the vaginal opening, how would a virgin wear a tampon otherwise? It's more like a circular ring of skin that gets stretched, which is why it is painful for some the first time, but it can be stretched doing other activities like horse riding or doing the splits.
#496 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Well, I don't know about the other stuff, but a tampon isn't suppose to go that deep, usually anyways.
User avatar #459 - mikli (06/23/2012) [-]
Its only one time though
User avatar #483 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but just getting the point across that we're not being wimps. Just that there's a reason for pain the first time.
#365 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
The hymen is usually broken before first penetration. Usually through sports or other activities. Also, it's not painful.
#368 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
I don't know what you've heard/dealt with. It can be broken in other activities, and it can be broken painlessly. But those with a full hymen....you're ripping skin away from skin.
#56 - mdauch (06/23/2012) [-]
I'm favoriting this in case i see anything like this on Facebook thanks
#441 - conordalymcr (06/23/2012) [-]
I fucking love SOAD
User avatar #53 - Greengreda (06/23/2012) [-]
Shaping eyebrows is usually just getting rid of stray hairs, it's not like they're doing hair art work in your eyebrows.....
User avatar #52 - kinsanity (06/23/2012) [-]
Though I hate girls that complain about how we "have it harder", I have to admit that there is a reason women have more than one child. It's rewarding to give birth to something and then raise it and have it love you. I mean, yes, she could adopt, but it probably wouldn't be the same.
User avatar #45 - lilnuggetbob (06/22/2012) [-]
"deal with sexist comments" like you said other deal with racism, and everyone with a religion is a basic target for troll, just as much and sometimes even more than blacks, and women, and at in the open, if a guy slaps a woman once - assault jail for 10 years
woman brutally beats a guy for an argument? -self defense -nothing / 1 year
not saying i hate women, i love my mother, just saying this bitch is an idiot
now if she lived in the Middle East where women are treated like dogs she would have a reason to whine.
#194 - WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL CUNT! so what you killed a man! He was prob… 06/13/2012 on I just can't hold all these... +13
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#458 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2012 on How about, you stop existing. -1
User avatar #460 - sooperdooper (06/09/2012) [-]
>implying that vocabulary determines one's dedication to video games
User avatar #459 - thunderkrux (06/09/2012) [-]
Yes actually I am. When someone asks me what I like to do in my spare time, I like to say I like to play video games. I don't only play one console.
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#1 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (02/27/2012) [-]
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