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#6156 - **teff used "*roll picture*"** **teff rolled image ** 11/10/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
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#19 - Would anyone from the UK explain how the car door is necessary…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2015 on facts. all facts. +1
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#31 - killerjhtwo (09/30/2015) [-]
So you have your group of lads, or chaps.
You each have your role. There's the notifier who has a laugh heard for miles and can usually be heard screaming "ROOONEY!!" or "DID YOU SEE THAT!" when they score a goal or anything happens.
You have your posh guy who is wickedly smart and always spinning a good humorous yarn.
You have the whipping boy who gets cello-taped to trees and lampposts, also the one who is made to do stupid shit during lessons.
You have the tall skinny guy who is like 7'3" at 13 years old who will be the chillest guy going, but when he flails his limbs around they more often than not pierce your gut and wind you. And other characters such as the quiet guy. The ladies man, the attempted ladies man, and in some cases you have the foreign kid who came here for primary school and is practically a brit yet. Depending on where his family came from he's either a persian sex god, or he's a humorous indian chap who will always make any situation better with a snappy one liner or a stereotypical accent.

The car door comes into this in numerous ways.
It's most likely the whipping boy who gets the car door. While normally the car door is a metaphorical one, something that looks ridiculous but may have a story behind it. The whipping boy carries it because it gives him purpose.
The whipping boy with an actual car door is a status symbol.
It allows outsiders to identify him easily and so brings them swiftly up to speed with the banter.
That way you can integrate into the group and gain approval by ripping the shit out of the whipping boy for carrying a car door, and being a right dick.
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#26 - infinnerty (09/30/2015) [-]
It is fundamental to always have at least one car door on your person at all times in the UK. It is so you can always be a gentleman and hold the door open for people.

It also doubles as a table to drink tea.
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#36 - ettne (09/30/2015) [-]
also, if it gets hot, you can roll down the window.
#77 - What a day to use a Jim Carrey gif 09/30/2015 on Feels time 0
#25 - That's from CSI: Miami if I remember correctly  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2015 on I know its not a handgun +4
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#59 - matmans (09/05/2015) [-]
Yea. It was named the DX-4 I am quite ashamed I remember that name
#37 - No, spiderman is only in the avengers in the comics, not in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on Whoops +1
#39 - insanelyodd (08/24/2015) [-]
The rights to Spiderman were bought by Sony, but now, Marvel and Sony have come to some agreement with Marvel taking the reins again. And as of now, there will be no more Amazing Spiderman movies, and Spiderman will be in Captain America III: Civil War.
#35 - Pic 1,3,4,6 = Amazing spiderman Pic 2 = Iron Man Pic 5…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Whoops +2
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#36 - MaelRadec (08/24/2015) [-]
ohh so it's not one movie?
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#37 - teff (08/24/2015) [-]
No, spiderman is only in the avengers in the comics, not in the movie. As far as i remember it's some copyright stuff with Spiderman being partly owned by another company other than marvel.. But hopefully someday he'll join the avengers, but I don't think it'll happen sadly
#39 - insanelyodd (08/24/2015) [-]
The rights to Spiderman were bought by Sony, but now, Marvel and Sony have come to some agreement with Marvel taking the reins again. And as of now, there will be no more Amazing Spiderman movies, and Spiderman will be in Captain America III: Civil War.
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