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#66 - alright then. i guess soldiers deserve to die because they CH…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on MEMES COME TO LIFE +5
#68 - robuntu (8 hours ago) [-]
Yawn. False equivalency is false. Logic 101....

Solders don't take it upon themselves to enter Syria. If they did, I'd say the same shit. Solders are part of a huge chain of command and represent the will and collective force of their country. They also show up prepared for the task at hand.

There is a huge difference between a group of trained firemen responding to a fire, and some chick who got high and lit 30 candles in her bedroom....who then gets burned when she knocked them over.

Different things are different.
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#72 - metalguitarest (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't why you're getting thumbed down you have a wonderful point. I say that Fj has gotten so fucking soft they can't take when someone starts calling them out. You're absolutely right when it comes to the military (I'm a Marine) and even so we all know damn well what we signed up for.
#63 - **** you guys for saying that they deserved it or anything lik…  [+] (8 new replies) 8 hours ago on MEMES COME TO LIFE +13
#65 - robuntu (8 hours ago) [-]
1.) I don't know anything about this person's political views.
2.) I don't care about this person's political views.
3.) They *choose* to put themselves in an extremely dangerous situation.
4.) Now they want help from other people who will have to put themselves into a dangerous situation.

It's like people who want to climb a mountain but aren't prepared and then they expect rescue helicopters and shit to come and save them. Sometimes you do stupid shit and you get fucked. Even if your intentions were good.

Nobody deserves to be kidnapped - but you wanna know one good way to avoid that shit? If you're a white chick, stay the fuck out of Syria.

Either this chick was stupid as fuck and refused to believe in the horrors that you find everyday in places like Syria.....or she knew what she was getting into. If it's the former, well....that sucks. She can serve as a lesson for other naive white chicks. If it's the later, well....I respect her sacrifice, but she should have realized nobody was going to be able to help her.

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#125 - drldrl (4 hours ago) [-]
Let's torture and rape you for a while and see if you ask people to help.
Fuck you, anyone in that situation would ask for help.
#89 - dalmacu (7 hours ago) [-]
"It's like people who want to climb a mountain but aren't prepared then they expect rescue helicopters and shit to come and save them"
hmm okay but what if (and maybe ) she was prepared for this, but something went wrong. IE an avalanche or something. so she's stuck and it's *NOT HER FAULT*
is she still not deserving of assistance? I mean not like she helped other people off the mountain or anything, RIGHT?!
#100 - robuntu (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure if you are being serious or not....but there isn't any point in hypothetical scenarios. We know what she did, it's well documented.

No doubt, she was a caring person who wanted to help. But was she *prepared*? Of course not. How do I know that?

She was a white, Christian American girl who traveled to *SYRIA*. Syria doesn't fuck around.

Here is what the US Government says:
travel.state.gov/content/passports/en/alertswarnings/syria-travel-warning.html
No part of Syria should be considered safe from violence. The potential for hostile acts exists throughout the country, including kidnappings and the use of chemical warfare against civilians. Shelling and aerial bombardment, including of densely populated urban areas, have significantly raised the risk of death or serious injury. The destruction of infrastructure, housing, medical facilities, schools, and power and water utilities has also increased hardships inside the country.

There is a terrorist threat from violent extremist groups including ISIL, formerly known as al-Qa’ida in Iraq (AQI), the al-Nusrah Front (al-Qa’ida’s Syrian branch), and others. Tactics for these groups include the use of suicide bombers, kidnapping, use of small and heavy arms, and improvised explosive devices in major city centers, including Damascus, Aleppo, Hamah, Dara, Homs, Idlib, and Dayr al-Zawr. U.S. citizens have been specifically targeted for kidnapping, both for ransom and political purposes, and murdered by members of terrorist and violent extremist groups in Syria. U.S. citizens have disappeared within Syria.

Stop and read that for a second. The US Government flat out says, 'Do not go here - people will fucking kill you'.

She *went* to Syria. There is no preparations that could have kept her safe. Which is why the US Government flat out tells people not to go.

This would be like if there was a giant sign put up saying, 'Trail is dangerous - do not enter' and then someone decided to enter anyway.

*No part of Syria should be considered safe from violence*

The only 'prepared' way for a white, Christian, American woman to enter Syria (at least in now - maybe it'll change in 20 years) is as part of the military. That's it. She went on her own. She's not trained to deal with the situation. She didn't have the proper equipment. She didn't have the proper support. The US Government EXPLICITLY advises against doing what she did. She did it anyway. She did it by her own free will. Nobody forced her to go. She did it against the advise of the US government.

You can say a lot of things about her. You can call her a hero or a martyr or an idiot and you could make a strong argument to support your claim. But you cant say she was prepared. She wasn't. She couldn't possibly have been. And the tragic outcome of her trip demonstrates that.
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#66 - teevee (8 hours ago) [-]
alright then. i guess soldiers deserve to die because they CHOSE to put themselves in a dangerous situation and then want help when things go wrong. what pussies, right? she wasn't some dumb white girl with a "refugees welcome" sign. she put herself in danger to help save lives.
#68 - robuntu (8 hours ago) [-]
Yawn. False equivalency is false. Logic 101....

Solders don't take it upon themselves to enter Syria. If they did, I'd say the same shit. Solders are part of a huge chain of command and represent the will and collective force of their country. They also show up prepared for the task at hand.

There is a huge difference between a group of trained firemen responding to a fire, and some chick who got high and lit 30 candles in her bedroom....who then gets burned when she knocked them over.

Different things are different.
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#72 - metalguitarest (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't why you're getting thumbed down you have a wonderful point. I say that Fj has gotten so fucking soft they can't take when someone starts calling them out. You're absolutely right when it comes to the military (I'm a Marine) and even so we all know damn well what we signed up for.
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