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Date Signed Up:9/02/2011
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#40 - Believe me brother it confuses the **** out of me to. I…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/21/2014 on /b/tards boyfriend liks MLP 0
User avatar #41 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
Yet people think I'M the stain on society for making rhymes while breathing in the flowers of a dried plant. weed rap
#42 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh man I just realized your name. I fucking love it haha.
Seriously though keep on toking.
#43 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Cranking my sub up for this.
User avatar #46 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm still earning my belt in the mixing area, but it should still knock
User avatar #47 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Well maybe the singing bit isn't the best! But you got some good rhymes and words man.
All day everyday man.
#48 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
Well nice way to crush my dreams, guy.

Nah lmao hey let me put it this way... if I had someone on-hand to do my hooks, i'd probably only be doing the verses. I wouldn't even call that hook singing, cause I know my ass can't sing haha. To me music is just... my way of using a page of notebook paper as therapy.

good lookin' out on the listen though!
#49 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah man music is music as long as you are enjoy your self then ignore what idiots like me say haha.... constructive criticism? Don't stop making music dude.
Fuck err body!
#50 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh, nah - I agree with you completely. But, that's actually one of the cool things about hip-hop is even voices that would get laughed off of say...american idol... can still do their thing and make it work.


and to be honest, I MUCH prefer someone being honest about flaws than some bullshit fake praise. Stay up man
#52 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Subscribed to your soundcloud I will keep my eye out for ya tunes in the future. I used to really dislike hip hop but the stuff you are doing honest lyrics about real shit not about you know that mainstream excuse for "hip hop" cya around.
And I guess.. another weed related picture cus why not.
User avatar #55 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
keep in mind i may post some dumb shit too sometimes but hey what's a hobby if you dont have fun with it lol. but yeah i think youll like that sadistik song. keep ya head up
User avatar #58 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh dumb shit is funny haha
User avatar #54 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
That's basically just pop music marketed to the current popular demographic, which is the hip-hop crowd.

problem is... the mainstream doesn't want you using your brain. unless it's to think about which color Gucci belt you want.

here, try this on for size - these guys basically make the rap the ms tries to push look like... a gangsta dr suess. Sadistik ft. Eyedea & Lotte Kestner - CHEMICAL BURNS r.eye.p michael eyedea larsen.
User avatar #57 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Exactly man exactly. I always find it nice to actually meet an open minded person on this site. They say smoke makes your brain slow but it opens it up to the bullshit. I have a mate who is a preducer in england who does a lot of songs for under ground rappers like your self and they have good shit. Some of them are trying too hard though lol
User avatar #59 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
if it was banned for our own good, liqour would be too. nuffsaid

who woulda thought this convo would come from some mlp shit lol
User avatar #60 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
haha indeed I sometimes end up having really fucking cool conversation and shit on FJ. Most of the time its red thumbs because i have different opinions but hey ho
#61 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
this was in the same day
User avatar #85 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Well... shit. Its a strange place FJ.
User avatar #53 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
I worded that so badly... fuck it imma go smoke another.
#47 - Oh my god the **** eating grin on that buggers face.... 07/21/2014 on Smartass +3
#36 - Sadly I don't think they are. I think some of them are but ser…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/21/2014 on /b/tards boyfriend liks MLP +1
User avatar #39 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
I.. I clicked to read the title and decided yeah I'm going to go head and not watch that lol
#40 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Believe me brother it confuses the fuck out of me to. I mean there is sooo many videos like that.
Fancy a cringe?
User avatar #41 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
Yet people think I'M the stain on society for making rhymes while breathing in the flowers of a dried plant. weed rap
#42 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh man I just realized your name. I fucking love it haha.
Seriously though keep on toking.
#43 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Cranking my sub up for this.
User avatar #46 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm still earning my belt in the mixing area, but it should still knock
User avatar #47 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Well maybe the singing bit isn't the best! But you got some good rhymes and words man.
All day everyday man.
#48 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
Well nice way to crush my dreams, guy.

Nah lmao hey let me put it this way... if I had someone on-hand to do my hooks, i'd probably only be doing the verses. I wouldn't even call that hook singing, cause I know my ass can't sing haha. To me music is just... my way of using a page of notebook paper as therapy.

good lookin' out on the listen though!
#49 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah man music is music as long as you are enjoy your self then ignore what idiots like me say haha.... constructive criticism? Don't stop making music dude.
Fuck err body!
#50 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh, nah - I agree with you completely. But, that's actually one of the cool things about hip-hop is even voices that would get laughed off of say...american idol... can still do their thing and make it work.


and to be honest, I MUCH prefer someone being honest about flaws than some bullshit fake praise. Stay up man
#52 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Subscribed to your soundcloud I will keep my eye out for ya tunes in the future. I used to really dislike hip hop but the stuff you are doing honest lyrics about real shit not about you know that mainstream excuse for "hip hop" cya around.
And I guess.. another weed related picture cus why not.
User avatar #55 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
keep in mind i may post some dumb shit too sometimes but hey what's a hobby if you dont have fun with it lol. but yeah i think youll like that sadistik song. keep ya head up
User avatar #58 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh dumb shit is funny haha
User avatar #54 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
That's basically just pop music marketed to the current popular demographic, which is the hip-hop crowd.

problem is... the mainstream doesn't want you using your brain. unless it's to think about which color Gucci belt you want.

here, try this on for size - these guys basically make the rap the ms tries to push look like... a gangsta dr suess. Sadistik ft. Eyedea & Lotte Kestner - CHEMICAL BURNS r.eye.p michael eyedea larsen.
User avatar #57 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Exactly man exactly. I always find it nice to actually meet an open minded person on this site. They say smoke makes your brain slow but it opens it up to the bullshit. I have a mate who is a preducer in england who does a lot of songs for under ground rappers like your self and they have good shit. Some of them are trying too hard though lol
User avatar #59 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
if it was banned for our own good, liqour would be too. nuffsaid

who woulda thought this convo would come from some mlp shit lol
User avatar #60 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
haha indeed I sometimes end up having really fucking cool conversation and shit on FJ. Most of the time its red thumbs because i have different opinions but hey ho
#61 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
this was in the same day
User avatar #85 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Well... shit. Its a strange place FJ.
User avatar #53 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
I worded that so badly... fuck it imma go smoke another.
#68 - Don't worry broski. Im backing you up with the greens... as be…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Road Rage -6
User avatar #104 - tittylovin (07/21/2014) [-]
I've never seen a firearm brandished as a weapon in person either. There goes your entire argument.
#103 - yuukoku (07/21/2014) [-]
The word "tears" can be defined as one of two things:

1) The tears you cry when guns help people.

2) The tears in your ass hole you are receiving while you're being raped in the ass because you didn't have a gun.
User avatar #73 - lean (07/21/2014) [-]
You do realize that violent crime is more than double per capita in the UK vs the USA right? Must be coincidental.
www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Total-crimes-per-1000
User avatar #74 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
I never said it stopped voilent crime! And anyway the reason why its so high in england is most brits don't give a shit because the NHS will fix their broken nose's etc for free. Unlike in america where if you get like beaten to shit you are gonna have to fork out a stupid amount of money...... its a free for all on a Friday and Saturday night man.
User avatar #76 - lean (07/21/2014) [-]
Here in America we believe that we have the right to not get our nose broken "for fun". We even go so far to defend this right by carrying a gun. If you punch me in the face when I am heeled, expect to be shot. I wouldn't shoot you in the back, but I would shoot you in the leg until you turn around.

The Detroit police chief is encouraging citizens of Detroit to carry, because the police are so overwhelmed they cannot, and depending on your location will not, help you if you dial 911. There has been a large surge of conceal carry permits in that area and *gasps* crime has seen a downturn since.
www.wnd.com/2014/01/detroit-police-chief-to-citizens-arm-yourselves/
User avatar #80 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
*sigh* Doug Stanhope on USA vs UK Violence - Weekly Wipe with Charlie Brooker - BBC
User avatar #82 - createdjustnow (07/21/2014) [-]
woah, that guy talking about guns seems to be a comedian. maybe he's trying to be funny?
User avatar #83 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
God damn it I was trying to be funny. What ever i'm done.
User avatar #84 - createdjustnow (07/21/2014) [-]
none of that seemed like a joke, the video you linked was all fake scenarios created by the comedian for humor though.
#85 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
#67 - You needed a gun to protect you against teenagers and a crack …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Road Rage -3
User avatar #109 - brothergrimm (07/21/2014) [-]
I use my fists in fair fights one on one. the someone threatening me with a weapon or a group trying to intimidate me? i simply deal with them by their own code of ethics.
User avatar #116 - technobanana (07/22/2014) [-]
my b8 worked
#77 - jadedjalen (07/21/2014) [-]
Because I'm sure you'd be able to handle eight teenagers coming at you like autistic monkeys when you didn't hand over your wallet.
User avatar #81 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
And how dare you use a pic of Kirk you are not worthy... wanker.
#93 - jadedjalen (07/21/2014) [-]
...Kirk?
User avatar #95 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
I am like as stoned as a cheating muslim man sorry Kurt* jeez
User avatar #79 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
Id probably hand over my wallet and run... I am not a fighter.
#105 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
Handing over your wallet doesn't do much when they are looking for a fight. You really think they are after the $40 and credit cards (which can be cancelled immediately) split between the 8 of them?
User avatar #90 - hydraetis (07/21/2014) [-]
Well there's the problem.
#65 - Holy mother of **** those down thumbs. 07/21/2014 on Road Rage 0
#64 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Road Rage 0
#63 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Road Rage 0
#222 - Your names bad? check out mine... 07/21/2014 on Sigh.. 0
#123 - nah it will be gone in a week lol 07/21/2014 on Please No Ban 0
#44 - Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius I am not that funny...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on A faggot +1
#54 - amuter (07/21/2014) [-]
level 248 Comments: Doinitrite

I don't think revealing to FJ that you don't find big butts attractive is Doinitrite..
User avatar #57 - drgilby (07/21/2014) [-]
Butt still... ;) See what I did there.......eh? .....eh? ......doinitrite? ;)
#23 - Ahhhh **** you "love" you get hopes up and th… 07/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#22 - Baby don't hurt me.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on (untitled) +6
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User avatar #30 - cantfindausername (07/21/2014) [-]
Don't hurt me
User avatar #34 - zaxzwim (07/21/2014) [-]
no more
#32 - I suffer from Coprophobia every time I see **** like th… 07/21/2014 on Ball-pits now equal to... +1
#38 - So i found this on my PC.. wut  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Generic 4chan Story +7
#81 - anatidaephilia (07/21/2014) [-]
I like this one
#41 - carefree (07/21/2014) [-]
Ahh, strangely animated gifs.
#10 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Stone Pet is best Pet 0
#30 - I always feel a burning pain in my rectum when guys shoot off in it. 07/21/2014 on Great Idea 0
#29 - I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, dow… 07/21/2014 on Great Idea +38
#30 - **technobanana rolls 28** 07/21/2014 on I'm a transdigestive dolphin 0
#29 - damn that kid needs help.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Ran out of license plates +4
User avatar #41 - kaitora (07/21/2014) [-]
For his attention whoring.
#115 - No ban on this one it seems. 07/21/2014 on Please No Ban +1
#114 - Met this girl on my arma 3 teamspeak a while back and well the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Please No Ban 0
#122 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
oh hey i am in cali maybe i can fuck her and transfer the feelings to you through mind power or whatever
User avatar #123 - technobanana (07/21/2014) [-]
nah it will be gone in a week lol
#120 - Picture 07/21/2014 on This is for you FunnyJunk, 0
#66 - I know exactly what it was lol. Just a 15th MEU joke.. 07/20/2014 on Be Advised -1
#52 - or.. or.. or! just smoke and drink to cure your pastie mouth! Sorted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Alcohol vs. Marijuana 0
#53 - pjuns (07/20/2014) [-]
That's no fun

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#50 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.    
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
#51 to #50 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
#52 to #51 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
maybe,   
I kinda have high standards.    
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.   
You have to be taller than me,   
Which is a easy feat.
maybe,
I kinda have high standards.
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.
You have to be taller than me,
Which is a easy feat.
#53 to #52 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
6ft 1
Dress like a faggot
and really not attractive : D
#54 to #53 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 to #54 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 to #55 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 to #56 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 to #57 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 to #58 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 to #59 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.    
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 to #60 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 to #61 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 to #62 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 to #63 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,   
i just have a strong love for the booty.
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 to #64 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 to #65 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the ********* begin.
User avatar #67 to #66 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
User avatar #49 - thewulfman (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****		 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 			****		 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 			*******		 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 			****		 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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