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technobanana

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Date Signed Up:9/02/2011
Last Login:7/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#3503
Highest Content Rank:#3110
Highest Comment Rank:#2241
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Subscribers:2
Content Views:54056
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:4863
FJ Points:3727

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#23 - Not only did the ******* clown do a useless job the dud…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Dragonborn v2 +8
User avatar #36 - macacobr (07/01/2015) [-]
This is a popular show here in Brazil. They are dumb deliberately and their only purpouse is to make people dumber by lowering their standards.
#24 - Picture 07/01/2015 on Now you're thinking with... +10
#95 - even my mums in the fecking illuminati 07/01/2015 on Admin's fw +1
#67 - Thats ssooooooooo expensive 06/30/2015 on Sixtynine, huh? 0
#196 - Say you got anymore pixels?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #198 - chrisel (06/29/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the Sega CD could easily play this,
#195 - Do what you want for we have already won 06/29/2015 on (untitled) +1
#268 - Hate to be that guy but what game is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Console wars rage on 0
User avatar #281 - manofparody (06/28/2015) [-]
Metal Gear Solid V demo.

Also known as Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes.
#159 - And now i will spend the next hour listening to his music lol 06/28/2015 on Silly americans +2
#133 - We legalized it like a year ago in england and no one gave a … 06/28/2015 on Manliest Gay Marriage Award... 0
#166 - he dont a give a **** 06/27/2015 on Kid can't go to jail +1
#20 - Many many many beaches, when say a cliff falls down the bits t… 06/26/2015 on Like a boss +1
#83 - hashtronaut this is you recently haha 06/26/2015 on Every lunchtime at work 0
#215 - Picture 06/26/2015 on Prank 0
#1232 - Hahaha i see what you mean tho 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
#697 - Because my grammar is ******* **** haha 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
#696 - Its just the angle i took the picture and when I do a normal s…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
#881 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
oh, okay.

for a second I thought you made that picture in between a stroke.
User avatar #1232 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Hahaha i see what you mean tho
#636 - I know a bit of norwegian but yeah i had to translate a bit  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
User avatar #660 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a native speaker.
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#626 - Du elsker det  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... +1
User avatar #920 - hetzerdk (06/25/2015) [-]
Jamen, elsker ikke alle nordmænd pik?
User avatar #630 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
That Google translate isn't working out so well for ya, is it? :p
User avatar #636 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
I know a bit of norwegian but yeah i had to translate a bit
User avatar #660 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a native speaker.
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#603 - Like my friend here from norway Jeg har en stor pikk  [+] (8 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... +1
User avatar #713 - ljxjlos (06/25/2015) [-]
He looks like the dude who played doctor who.
User avatar #624 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
You have a large dick, huh? None of my biz.
User avatar #626 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Du elsker det
User avatar #920 - hetzerdk (06/25/2015) [-]
Jamen, elsker ikke alle nordmænd pik?
User avatar #630 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
That Google translate isn't working out so well for ya, is it? :p
User avatar #636 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
I know a bit of norwegian but yeah i had to translate a bit
User avatar #660 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a native speaker.
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#595 - ay pablo 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... +1
#590 - Norwegians are always cute af... no homo well maybe  [+] (10 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
User avatar #601 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
A little homo never hurt nobody.
#603 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Like my friend here from norway

Jeg har en stor pikk
User avatar #713 - ljxjlos (06/25/2015) [-]
He looks like the dude who played doctor who.
User avatar #624 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
You have a large dick, huh? None of my biz.
User avatar #626 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Du elsker det
User avatar #920 - hetzerdk (06/25/2015) [-]
Jamen, elsker ikke alle nordmænd pik?
User avatar #630 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
That Google translate isn't working out so well for ya, is it? :p
User avatar #636 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
I know a bit of norwegian but yeah i had to translate a bit
User avatar #660 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a native speaker.
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#588 - UK here shaved this **** off now haha  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... +1
#670 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
do you have a snooker ball in your cheek pouch?

one side of your face appears to sag.
User avatar #696 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Its just the angle i took the picture and when I do a normal smile it looks retarded so its a side smile no saggy face m9
#881 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
oh, okay.

for a second I thought you made that picture in between a stroke.
User avatar #1232 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Hahaha i see what you mean tho
#192 - yeah the amount of times i go to look at the minimap and boom … 06/25/2015 on Skyrim 0
#201 - Funny Junk is too cute today first the protective dog and then… 06/25/2015 on A dangerous beast +1
#91 - I'd hit it... 06/25/2015 on The ultimate victory +4

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Total unique items point value: 100 / Total items point value: 350
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#50 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.    
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
#51 to #50 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
#52 to #51 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
maybe,   
I kinda have high standards.    
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.   
You have to be taller than me,   
Which is a easy feat.
maybe,
I kinda have high standards.
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.
You have to be taller than me,
Which is a easy feat.
#53 to #52 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
6ft 1
Dress like a faggot
and really not attractive : D
#54 to #53 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 to #54 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 to #55 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 to #56 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 to #57 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 to #58 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 to #59 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.    
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 to #60 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 to #61 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 to #62 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 to #63 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,   
i just have a strong love for the booty.
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 to #64 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 to #65 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the ********* begin.
User avatar #67 to #66 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
User avatar #49 - thewulfman (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****		 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 			****		 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 			*******		 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 			****		 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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