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technobanana

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Date Signed Up:9/02/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
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Comment Ranking:#3721
Highest Content Rank:#3110
Highest Comment Rank:#2241
Content Thumbs: 772 total,  896 ,  124
Comment Thumbs: 3883 total,  6952 ,  3069
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 64 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:54057
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:4865
FJ Points:3728

latest user's comments

#211 - Most used spliff picture ever 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... 0
#152 - Thats... kinda... really ******* hot 04/27/2015 on smok weed errday +2
#112 - 5edgy4u 04/25/2015 on justgirlythings -4
#95 - Try it once and if you don't like it you don't like it! More p… 04/25/2015 on The Bet -1
#53 - Aisan chicks in porn sequel and moan like that to make it seem…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2015 on pls no ban +1
User avatar #66 - stifflimb (04/25/2015) [-]
Also at least Japan porn the guy never actually cums on the camera, they use fake sperm made from egg whites and something else.

I just love Asian food, or at least Korean, those damn barbecues they got in the middle of the table, that was just awesome, pure awesome.
User avatar #132 - immapikacu (04/26/2015) [-]
WHAT DA FUCK DID I JUST READ....from porn with egg white cum to barbeque food..... anon u sick sick mofo
User avatar #142 - stifflimb (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm no anon, I stand for what I write!
#31 - **** me man its retarded.... Seriously they act like th… 04/25/2015 on Fattie Denial 0
#131 - Picture 04/25/2015 on must been black humor +3
#142 - Picture 04/25/2015 on Paying for mods +1
#174 - Welcome to UK black tweets famalan ting ting 04/25/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #58 0
#127 - Can we just stop a sec right now.... Vaginal Weightlifting? 04/25/2015 on Art +3
#412 - I don't get all the comments saying "Don't judge it its n… 04/24/2015 on EA has crossed a line +1
#235 - **** off obviously we matter. Do they really think the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Tumblr... cares? 0
User avatar #246 - zoologyexplain (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm so glad there is a man that speaks for the entire population of men. That must've been a difficult position to acquire. Good job.
#45 - I don't thumb much I am too lazy to hit ctrl+up or move my mou… 04/24/2015 on To the only guy who thumbs... 0
#99 - Picture 04/24/2015 on Players +3
#91 - Technically but ya know... shh 04/24/2015 on Never thought they would... +3
#88 - How to get a free laptop 1)Break your laptop 2)Use an …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Never thought they would... +5
User avatar #90 - blueboysixnine (04/24/2015) [-]
Isnt the laptop the profit?
User avatar #91 - technobanana (04/24/2015) [-]
Technically but ya know... shh
#55 - Picture 04/24/2015 on ain't that some shit 0
#134 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Star Wars Battlefront 0
#193 - buttlumps (04/24/2015) [-]
hey! its green and pink! how fitting!
#132 - havockwzy says similar **** +3..... funny junk you are… 04/24/2015 on Star Wars Battlefront +2
#131 - I don't get it... last content people raging at how **** … 04/24/2015 on Star Wars Battlefront +4
#129 - Nah its gonna be BF4 with shiny graphics and star wars texture… 04/24/2015 on Star Wars Battlefront 0
#275 - Question is.... what about online? like is it worth getting fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on BEFORE YOU BUY IT +2
#420 - creepingorion (04/24/2015) [-]
Apparently there are ways to still play online, but I haven't used them as of yet. In my opinion, I think it's worth it for the single player. I never played Battlefront online anyway, as it was out when neither I nor my friends had Xbox Live or played on PC, so Instant Action was the way to go. The bots may not exactly be the most worthy opponents, but it's still fun.
#271 - Do us all a favour and don't even buy it... 04/24/2015 on BEFORE YOU BUY IT +1
#269 - EA make their games based on market research data not the comm… 04/24/2015 on BEFORE YOU BUY IT 0
#86 - So I'm 21 and I have done jack, this kid is 17 and already rich  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Mandles +5
User avatar #90 - vortexrain (04/24/2015) [-]
Little shit.
User avatar #97 - Stansnowman (04/24/2015) [-]
And so is the kid

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#50 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.    
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
#51 to #50 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
#52 to #51 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
maybe,   
I kinda have high standards.    
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.   
You have to be taller than me,   
Which is a easy feat.
maybe,
I kinda have high standards.
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.
You have to be taller than me,
Which is a easy feat.
#53 to #52 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
6ft 1
Dress like a faggot
and really not attractive : D
#54 to #53 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 to #54 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 to #55 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 to #56 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 to #57 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 to #58 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 to #59 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.    
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 to #60 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 to #61 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 to #62 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 to #63 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,   
i just have a strong love for the booty.
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 to #64 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 to #65 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the ********* begin.
User avatar #67 to #66 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
User avatar #49 - thewulfman (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****		 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 			****		 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 			*******		 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 			****		 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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