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technobanana

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Date Signed Up:9/02/2011
Last Login:7/01/2015
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#143 - There are some things one should never witness... and thats on…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Smoking kills +1
#148 - allnamesareused (04/04/2015) [-]
lol that gif gets me every time
User avatar #149 - technobanana (04/04/2015) [-]
100% mfw
#142 - Comment deleted 04/04/2015 on Smoking kills 0
#102 - I actually threw up in my mouth a little.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Smoking kills +1
User avatar #105 - aldkai (04/03/2015) [-]
I threw up a lot in my mouth
#98 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Smoking kills +2
User avatar #100 - aldkai (04/03/2015) [-]
Don't fuck with me these aren't the times
User avatar #102 - technobanana (04/03/2015) [-]
I actually threw up in my mouth a little.
User avatar #105 - aldkai (04/03/2015) [-]
I threw up a lot in my mouth
#95 - I dunno what's worse the picture or the fact it turned me on..  [+] (11 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Smoking kills +4
#133 - flamme (04/03/2015) [-]
#118 - allnamesareused (04/03/2015) [-]
2 words for you Alyssa rosales ( google it)
#143 - technobanana (04/04/2015) [-]
There are some things one should never witness... and thats one of them..
What
The
Fuck
#148 - allnamesareused (04/04/2015) [-]
lol that gif gets me every time
User avatar #149 - technobanana (04/04/2015) [-]
100% mfw
#142 - technobanana has deleted their comment.
User avatar #97 - aldkai (04/03/2015) [-]
Dude

You have a problem


Get your shit together. It doesn't matter if you're into bestiality but dude it's an ogre from Tumblr think of that.
#98 - technobanana (04/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #100 - aldkai (04/03/2015) [-]
Don't fuck with me these aren't the times
User avatar #102 - technobanana (04/03/2015) [-]
I actually threw up in my mouth a little.
User avatar #105 - aldkai (04/03/2015) [-]
I threw up a lot in my mouth
#123 - "2006" 04/03/2015 on Greatest Pranks from 4chan 0
#69 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on I love my beaches, south... +10
User avatar #88 - cluckycluckerson (04/04/2015) [-]
im just making sure the special people know
#269 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on "I wanna make you... +2
#270 - shunkahawolf (04/03/2015) [-]
#85 - cancer site but yolo 04/03/2015 on cheeki breeki 0
#102 - I cba type it all up. Just don't put your dick in crazy. and a… 04/03/2015 on What is she? +1
#46 - totally saw a pic of this guy licking his girls cunt out 04/03/2015 on ghost caught on camera +1
#57 - yeah people are over looking the fact that he did you know, as… 04/03/2015 on Way To Go, Jeremy 0
#75 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2015 on cheeki breeki 0
User avatar #79 - YllekNayr (04/03/2015) [-]
I still don't really get it.
This doesn't really explain anything
User avatar #85 - technobanana (04/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #83 - valigar (04/03/2015) [-]
Does anything really explain anything? What how and why life?
#74 - Picture 04/03/2015 on cheeki breeki +1
#73 - Blood suckers man 04/03/2015 on cheeki breeki 0
#62 - I made this mistake.. big mistake  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on What is she? +3
#83 - bahtzee (04/03/2015) [-]
Now I wanna know.

What happened?
User avatar #102 - technobanana (04/03/2015) [-]
I cba type it all up. Just don't put your dick in crazy. and anyway i never actually got my dick in crazy because she was crazy.. make sense? the crazy stopped the dick in crazy from taking place.
I need sleep
#104 - I get it its just not funny 04/02/2015 on Assorted Internets #21 0
#101 - i guess 04/02/2015 on Assorted Internets #21 0
#211 - **technobanana used "*roll 1, 10-99*"** **technobanana rolls 71** 04/02/2015 on How to ROLL and describe 0
#213 - Virgins hate op! 04/02/2015 on Admin changed my life 0
#89 - Also bipod with a timer on the camera.... 04/02/2015 on Puerto Rico Man +1
#98 - Picture 04/02/2015 on Chifrica 0
#87 - what were you even trying to acheive man  [+] (9 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Assorted Internets #21 0
User avatar #102 - dorfdorfdorf (04/02/2015) [-]
mana is the blue bottle, a play on her name maybe, and the guy in the porn looks like bruce willis. i dont know why he did it either
User avatar #110 - nerozerohero (04/02/2015) [-]
Well, thanks for actually getting it, but I don't know why I did it either. Why does anyone do bad paint shops on FJ?
#117 - dorfdorfdorf (04/02/2015) [-]
people do it because it's funny when you do it right

you did two pictures together, not a good idea. edit them seperately, then post one in reply to the other
you inserted bruce willis in such a way that he squished the tumblr post. why not just put his face on the original pic?
you scribbled over some of the text in such a way that it was unclear what you were trying to get rid of, instead of using the color picker and erasing it entirely
you could have put the bottle of mana over her face instead of using an equals sign
User avatar #120 - nerozerohero (04/03/2015) [-]
It was a drunken thought of a person who was really tired. Idk man, it was just a dumb joke thing, never really meant for it to pull attention.
#121 - dorfdorfdorf (04/03/2015) [-]
shrug
User avatar #122 - nerozerohero (04/03/2015) [-]
yh
User avatar #104 - technobanana (04/02/2015) [-]
I get it its just not funny
User avatar #99 - nerozerohero (04/02/2015) [-]
Her name reminded me of a mana elixir, and that porn star looks like bruce willis from die hard, can't you see that? Come on now.
User avatar #101 - technobanana (04/02/2015) [-]
i guess
#86 - Thats made me hungry 04/02/2015 on Assorted Internets #21 0
#249 - yup totally answers my question  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on Check URL +1
#250 - totallytito (04/02/2015) [-]
Totally tito

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#50 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.    
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
#51 to #50 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
#52 to #51 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
maybe,   
I kinda have high standards.    
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.   
You have to be taller than me,   
Which is a easy feat.
maybe,
I kinda have high standards.
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.
You have to be taller than me,
Which is a easy feat.
#53 to #52 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
6ft 1
Dress like a faggot
and really not attractive : D
#54 to #53 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 to #54 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 to #55 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 to #56 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 to #57 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 to #58 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 to #59 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.    
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 to #60 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 to #61 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 to #62 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 to #63 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,   
i just have a strong love for the booty.
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 to #64 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 to #65 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the ********* begin.
User avatar #67 to #66 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
User avatar #49 - thewulfman (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****		 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 			****		 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 			*******		 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 			****		 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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