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techketzer

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/29/2011
Last Login:8/15/2014
Location:wherever a machine needs mending
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One big ol' brutal son of a mother.
Into heresy and techshit, mostly heretech.
Therefore Techketzer, meaning techheretic in the language of the most innovative and intellectually bright nation of this sorry planet.

Speaking of this planet, once I'm done with it you will all bow to me.
Not because I order it, but because you will want to.

Also, miniwargamer, airsofter, writer, and officer of the Grammar Gestapo.

latest user's comments

#36127 - Then just think back to how your government started out; small…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#36130 - pebar (06/20/2013) [-]
would you rather have no government?
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#36133 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes, I would prefer that.
#36126 - And yet I think I am.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
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#36128 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
You seem to think you're a lot smarter than you really are.
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#36129 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And you seem to cower behind petty insults and passive-aggressiveness.
Would not trade.
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#36131 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
How am I cowering? I'm simply "calling it as I see it"
#36125 - I fed you for far too long. Have a picture and a good day. 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#36123 - Am I not part of "everyone"?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
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#36124 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No.
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#36126 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And yet I think I am.
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#36128 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
You seem to think you're a lot smarter than you really are.
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#36129 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And you seem to cower behind petty insults and passive-aggressiveness.
Would not trade.
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#36131 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
How am I cowering? I'm simply "calling it as I see it"
#36119 - Certainly for mine.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
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#36120 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No, for everyone.
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#36123 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Am I not part of "everyone"?
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#36124 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No.
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#36126 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And yet I think I am.
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#36128 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
You seem to think you're a lot smarter than you really are.
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#36129 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And you seem to cower behind petty insults and passive-aggressiveness.
Would not trade.
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#36131 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
How am I cowering? I'm simply "calling it as I see it"
#36115 - I will as soon as the conversations I have started here have ended.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
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#36116 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
Good, it's for the best.
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#36119 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Certainly for mine.
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#36120 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No, for everyone.
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#36123 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Am I not part of "everyone"?
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#36124 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No.
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#36126 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And yet I think I am.
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#36128 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
You seem to think you're a lot smarter than you really are.
User avatar
#36129 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And you seem to cower behind petty insults and passive-aggressiveness.
Would not trade.
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#36131 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
How am I cowering? I'm simply "calling it as I see it"
#36114 - You might think that, but you'd be - wait for it - wrong.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
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#36117 - creamNscream (06/20/2013) [-]
No.

You're the only one wrong.

Go sit in the corner like a good little boy.
#36125 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
I fed you for far too long.
Have a picture and a good day.
#36112 - Ah, you were talking about me. In that case I can assure …  [+] (11 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
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#36113 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
Then leave.
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#36115 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
I will as soon as the conversations I have started here have ended.
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#36116 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
Good, it's for the best.
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#36119 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Certainly for mine.
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#36120 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No, for everyone.
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#36123 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Am I not part of "everyone"?
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#36124 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No.
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#36126 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And yet I think I am.
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#36128 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
You seem to think you're a lot smarter than you really are.
User avatar
#36129 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And you seem to cower behind petty insults and passive-aggressiveness.
Would not trade.
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#36131 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
How am I cowering? I'm simply "calling it as I see it"
#36105 - The state of facts clearly suggests that it is not me who has …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#36109 - creamNscream (06/20/2013) [-]
No

You're just all around wrong.

The sooner you accept that the sooner you can improve on your shitty life.
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#36114 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
You might think that, but you'd be - wait for it - wrong.
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#36117 - creamNscream (06/20/2013) [-]
No.

You're the only one wrong.

Go sit in the corner like a good little boy.
#36125 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
I fed you for far too long.
Have a picture and a good day.
#36104 - An egoistical faggot? So sorry to hear that. I hope it doe…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
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#36106 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
You seem to think you're better than everyone. It won't affect my life. You're the self righteous douche.
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#36112 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Ah, you were talking about me.
In that case I can assure you that neither am I better than everyone nor do I think I am, but I recognize when someone is worse than me, especially when it's made so blatantly obvious as it was here.

In other words, I have no intention to put up with the bullshit served here and elsewhere, nor do I know of any reason I should.
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#36113 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
Then leave.
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#36115 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
I will as soon as the conversations I have started here have ended.
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#36116 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
Good, it's for the best.
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#36119 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Certainly for mine.
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#36120 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No, for everyone.
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#36123 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
Am I not part of "everyone"?
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#36124 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
No.
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#36126 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And yet I think I am.
User avatar
#36128 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
You seem to think you're a lot smarter than you really are.
User avatar
#36129 - techketzer (06/20/2013) [-]
And you seem to cower behind petty insults and passive-aggressiveness.
Would not trade.
User avatar
#36131 - Major Mayhem (06/20/2013) [-]
How am I cowering? I'm simply "calling it as I see it"