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One big ol' brutal son of a mother.
Into heresy and techshit, mostly heretech.
Therefore Techketzer, meaning techheretic in the language of the most innovative and intellectually bright nation of this sorry planet.

Speaking of this planet, once I'm done with it you will all bow to me.
Not because I order it, but because you will want to.

Also, miniwargamer, airsofter, writer, and officer of the Grammar Gestapo.

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#133477 - Touchy subject you got there, but in a sense you're right, of …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#133496 - junksciencexplain (05/15/2014) [-]
If homosexuality is genetic we should see a decline in the homosexual population over the next few generations. I think it is a social construct
#112 - "Then my finger wouldn't be in the trigger well, because …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on Fedora wars 3 - Tipping and... 0
User avatar #113 - lolollo (02/01/2014) [-]
Yes, because the main point was that it's completely situational. I have different answers for different "what if" situations because damn near every "what if" situation is going to be different.
#53 - I appreciate what you're doing here. Taking the time to answer… 02/01/2014 on knight comp 0
#51 - True, a fall from a horse is dangerous and you can get injured…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on knight comp +1
User avatar #54 - frostdrachen (02/01/2014) [-]
The more you know. +1 to you.
#47 - "Their biggest weakness was falling down, as they couldn'…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on knight comp +4
User avatar #49 - frostdrachen (02/01/2014) [-]
I'm not perfect. Indeed. +1
User avatar #53 - techketzer (02/01/2014) [-]
I appreciate what you're doing here. Taking the time to answer people's questions and being a good sport about others butting in.

I salute you, good sir.
#44 - Use a broad belt above the hauberk, and you can get half its w… 02/01/2014 on knight comp 0
#43 - Who gives a **** about America? I don't recall it…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on knight comp +148
User avatar #349 - hammarhead (02/02/2014) [-]
knights of labor... :C
User avatar #224 - tehlulzbringer (02/02/2014) [-]
so? an army of knights wouldn't stand a chance against a few dozen of cowboys
#121 - LOLWUTS (02/01/2014) [-]
As an American I can say that I honestly did laugh loudly at this.
#42 - What? No. A strong mace-, hammer- or axeblow can break rib… 02/01/2014 on knight comp 0
#94 - Yes, then he has. On another note, have you ever enco…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Fedora wars 3 - Tipping and... +1
#106 - lolollo (02/01/2014) [-]
My God...I'm not disagreeing with you in any meaningful way, specifically with respect to gun safety, but what you just said reminds me of those assholes I see on a regular basis who will comment on almost everything I do, and will constantly use "what if" statements to try and prove that what I'm doing is reckless.

Like I drive recklessly, I know I do. My roommate has said to me "Dude, you just plowed through that crosswalk without slowing down, what if someone was crossing the street?!" Uhm...I would have seen them...and I would have slowed down...but there wasn't...so I didn't.

So while I understand your point on gun safety, to his defense, it's not a real gun. If someone started getting in my face over "WELL WHAT IF IT WAS!"...

Then my finger wouldn't be in the trigger well, because I'd understand it wasn't just a plastic toy!
User avatar #112 - techketzer (02/01/2014) [-]
"Then my finger wouldn't be in the trigger well, because I'd understand it wasn't just a plastic toy!"

You realize you just answered with another what if scenario?
User avatar #113 - lolollo (02/01/2014) [-]
Yes, because the main point was that it's completely situational. I have different answers for different "what if" situations because damn near every "what if" situation is going to be different.
#80 - It does matter when the bad habit kicks in while he's holding …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Fedora wars 3 - Tipping and... 0
User avatar #82 - roliga (02/01/2014) [-]
If he can't mentally separate the dangers of tiny plastic balls to 1400 ft per second of lead than he has mental problems...
User avatar #94 - techketzer (02/01/2014) [-]
Yes, then he has.

On another note, have you ever encountered a human being with absolute and perfect awareness, recognition and presence of mind?
Of course you have not and neither have I, because there is no such human.

And that is precisely the reason why I more than frown on bad habits like these - they invite disaster in a moment of stress or distraction, absolutely needlessly, whereas proper discipline could contribute to reacting the right way when it counts.

From proper driving technique to handling chemicals, properly securing loads for transport and so on and so on, there is no reason to be sloppy when working with a bandsaw or jackhammer and neither is there to operate a firearm replica any less properly than an actual firearm, if just for the reason that a slip of mind in the wrong situation might cost someone else's health or life.

tl;dr: Please use dangerous things responsible; that includes proper technique and precaution with replicas, lookalikes and training devices.
Sloppy technique and bad habits stick wretchedly; just ask any self-taught musician.
#106 - lolollo (02/01/2014) [-]
My God...I'm not disagreeing with you in any meaningful way, specifically with respect to gun safety, but what you just said reminds me of those assholes I see on a regular basis who will comment on almost everything I do, and will constantly use "what if" statements to try and prove that what I'm doing is reckless.

Like I drive recklessly, I know I do. My roommate has said to me "Dude, you just plowed through that crosswalk without slowing down, what if someone was crossing the street?!" Uhm...I would have seen them...and I would have slowed down...but there wasn't...so I didn't.

So while I understand your point on gun safety, to his defense, it's not a real gun. If someone started getting in my face over "WELL WHAT IF IT WAS!"...

Then my finger wouldn't be in the trigger well, because I'd understand it wasn't just a plastic toy!
User avatar #112 - techketzer (02/01/2014) [-]
"Then my finger wouldn't be in the trigger well, because I'd understand it wasn't just a plastic toy!"

You realize you just answered with another what if scenario?
User avatar #113 - lolollo (02/01/2014) [-]
Yes, because the main point was that it's completely situational. I have different answers for different "what if" situations because damn near every "what if" situation is going to be different.

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#148 - eeveeisbestpoke (12/12/2013) [-]
woah. I haven't seen you in forever
User avatar #138 - dervishofwin (01/18/2013) [-]
Hey, you might not remember me but you helped me with my PC problem. I got the HDMI cable and the port on the graphics card works, infact the DVI port on the graphics card also work. It seems that the ports aren't working on my mainboard though. Thanks anyway, I owe you one.
User avatar #139 to #138 - techketzer (01/18/2013) [-]
Nevermind man, I'm just glad I could help you out.
User avatar #136 - lolbears (01/10/2013) [-]
Hello! You probably don't know me and I don't know you very well. I've seen you frequent the Advice board though and you give some of the best advice I've seen. I want to ask you, may I add you as a friend as I am in need of advice on a matter I'd rather not post on the board.
User avatar #137 to #136 - techketzer (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you for the praise, and of course you can add me.
Just shoot me a message anytime you want.
#133 - frozenpickle (12/23/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas
#134 to #133 - techketzer (12/23/2012) [-]
...just when for two minutes I thought I've seen everything...

Merry Christmas to you as well, kind stranger!
User avatar #135 to #134 - frozenpickle (12/23/2012) [-]
Thank you too! :D
User avatar #127 - babyweewee (12/10/2012) [-]
Give up on the rolls already..
User avatar #128 to #127 - techketzer (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah...you're right...
User avatar #130 to #128 - babyweewee (12/10/2012) [-]
I was rooting for you to get a good one, but wasn't going your way i'm afraid man
User avatar #131 to #130 - techketzer (12/10/2012) [-]
I had a 404, at least. That was funny.
User avatar #132 to #131 - babyweewee (12/10/2012) [-]
Well done
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User avatar #121 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/17/2012) [-]
can I ask you for a favor? :3
User avatar #122 to #121 - techketzer (11/17/2012) [-]
Sure. Who do you want me to make disappear?
User avatar #123 to #122 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/17/2012) [-]
...no...I wanted to know if you could pick up a lost chest for me. Whenever I try to, it says it is out of stock. Im annoyed. =-=
User avatar #124 to #123 - techketzer (11/17/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll see what I can do.
User avatar #106 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/11/2012) [-]
Can I trade you wooden boxes for points? I wanna open one.
User avatar #108 to #106 - techketzer (11/11/2012) [-]
Haha, I see you're still going at the items.
Yeah, sure, just shoot me a request.
User avatar #110 to #108 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/11/2012) [-]
...what is a reasonable amount of points? :/
User avatar #112 to #110 - techketzer (11/11/2012) [-]
I have no idea. :)
User avatar #114 to #112 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/11/2012) [-]
um...it takes 1000 points to open a box...
User avatar #103 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #104 to #103 - techketzer (11/05/2012) [-]
Welcome, dear visitor.
Say, do we know each other?
User avatar #105 to #104 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i'm afraid, we haven't had any encounter at all
so, it's safe to says that we don't

how do you do on this fine day?
User avatar #93 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/26/2012) [-]
hello :D
User avatar #94 to #93 - techketzer (10/27/2012) [-]
O hai!
Sorry for the late reply; how are you?
User avatar #95 to #94 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
good: 3
User avatar #96 to #95 - techketzer (10/27/2012) [-]
"Time I" is an album that was 6 whole years in the making.
It finally came out about two weeks ago, and I've been listening to it nonstop since I got it.
And though it is barely 45 minutes long, it may just be the best, most amazing and magical thing I've ever heard.

I just felt the need to say this.
#97 to #96 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
cool. :D
cool. :D
User avatar #99 to #97 - techketzer (10/27/2012) [-]
So what's your favourite song? :)
User avatar #102 to #99 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
I have a lot of them.

User avatar #98 to #97 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
BTW you wouldnt happen to have some spare fabric would you?
User avatar #100 to #98 - techketzer (10/27/2012) [-]
I could easily get some.
Why do you ask?
User avatar #101 to #100 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
I wanna make a voodoo doll. I don't have any fabric to make it though ._.
#91 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/23/2012) [-]
Thank you! :D
User avatar #92 to #91 - techketzer (10/23/2012) [-]
Anything involving virtual items for you. :)
User avatar #80 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Um, I have no idea how to get gifted an item.

It work like TF2 at all?
User avatar #81 to #80 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
I see you have no items at all.
Just acquire any random item and I'll do the rest.
User avatar #83 to #81 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Danke!

...You gave me 2 extra gay items...

yay.avi
User avatar #84 to #83 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
It's a small Welcome to FJ-gift basket. :)
User avatar #85 to #84 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Yay.

I did have a account from 2006. Forgot the password long ago though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
The "I have no memory of this place"-moment.
I have those once in a while. I guess everyone does. Even Gandalf. :)
User avatar #87 to #86 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
The site has changed, to say the least.

And like... so many thumbs. I can remember when 30 thumbs got you to the top of the list.

Seemingly has been coined, "The Frontpage" by everyone now.
User avatar #88 to #87 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
Frontpage, the holy grail of all funnyjunkies and cesspool of stolen content, thumbwhores and reposts.
I've long since given up reaching it.

My home is the comment section, /hating/ and ponytime.
Me watching ponies. Who would have thought?
User avatar #89 to #88 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Yeah I guessed that after seeing Reddit and 4chan content plastered all over it.

I'm just here to chat with folk and upload a comic or two from time to time.

I also kinda just joined because this seems like a friendly site forum thing that is good towards anyone gay/trans/ ******* etc.
User avatar #90 to #89 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
Meh, FJ can be heartless and cold at times. There are strange dynamics at work here, one day FJ likes a certain thing, the next it hates it, the third it doesn't care.

However, there are many incredibly kind and helpful people frequenting especially /advice/ and ponytime.
/politics/ is an unholy mess, tough, haha.
User avatar #82 to #81 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Apparently I now has Pretzel.
#73 - lukeiamyourmother (09/11/2012) [-]
Once would think that after getting thumbed down to high hell, you would be able to realize you're a ******* idiot on the subject you were arguing..
#74 to #73 - techketzer (09/11/2012) [-]
Once would think? Oh yeah? What would Once think? Who is Once anyway?   
You may have accidentally your sentence.   
   
Also no, thumbs mean nothing besides a bunch of 						*******					 disagreeing with me. Meaningless.
Once would think? Oh yeah? What would Once think? Who is Once anyway?
You may have accidentally your sentence.

Also no, thumbs mean nothing besides a bunch of ******* disagreeing with me. Meaningless.
#75 to #74 - lukeiamyourmother (09/11/2012) [-]
I accidentally pressed the "c" key. Big whoop.
.. But seriously dude, the facts from your argument look like they were obtained from one of the stupid-ass comps someone would post on FJ
User avatar #76 to #75 - techketzer (09/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's just ironically funny when trying to berate another for apparent stupidity of all things.

"the facts from your argument look like they were obtained from one of the stupid-ass comps someone would post on FJ"
What the hell's that even supposed to mean? Either they're facts or they aren't.
And believe me, even a quick google search will confirm these are actually facts.

Actually, don't believe me, do the search and see for yourself.
User avatar #70 - MCPO (09/03/2012) [-]
No matter what they do, who they are, or what they say. i'll keep my pistol and my rights.
User avatar #71 to #70 - techketzer (09/03/2012) [-]
Exactly. You owe them nothing.
User avatar #72 to #71 - MCPO (09/03/2012) [-]
Taxes, jury duty, and census information, that's about it. My draft notice is 1-C(Dis.) witch means I completed my military service and was discharged, so I wouldn't be the first candidate for an emergency draft.
#64 - bdawgb (08/19/2012) [-]
thank you very much sir, I almost feel like you just accept every offer
User avatar #65 to #64 - techketzer (08/19/2012) [-]
I want to thank you, good fellow, for those were excellent offers.
I sincerely hope you profited from our trades as much as I did.
#66 to #65 - bdawgb (08/19/2012) [-]
I had asked for a free locked chest, didnt know you had one till now but i figured you'd let me slide away with it :)
User avatar #67 to #66 - techketzer (08/19/2012) [-]
Have it, those are not difficult to get.
#68 to #67 - bdawgb (08/19/2012) [-]
from what ive heard you actually can no longer get
User avatar #69 to #68 - techketzer (08/19/2012) [-]
Really? Doesn't matter, I still have 4 others.
User avatar #56 - mrkickasscomedy (08/14/2012) [-]
how do i get the items get
User avatar #57 to #56 - techketzer (08/15/2012) [-]
You must be faster than everyone else on FJ.
User avatar #58 to #57 - mrkickasscomedy (08/15/2012) [-]
you were talking about you wanting to trade some items i wanted to see if you were legit
User avatar #59 to #58 - techketzer (08/15/2012) [-]
I said I wanted to trade for a pie item, but scored one in the meantime.
Yeah, I'm don't have the greatest items, but I recently got lucky on a few sweet ones. :)
User avatar #61 to #60 - techketzer (08/15/2012) [-]
Why do you ask? Do you want to trade for something?
User avatar #62 to #61 - mrkickasscomedy (08/15/2012) [-]
no i was just seeing if this was legit
User avatar #63 to #62 - techketzer (08/15/2012) [-]
Alright.
#47 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
this is the page you get when you to access a blocked website

Megaupload has been always blocked, they blocked Rapidshare and Hotfile for a couple of days and I almost lost my mind :D
and many torrent websites are blocked, luckily You need to login to view this link isn't (I think it was before)
User avatar #48 to #47 - techketzer (08/14/2012) [-]
Awful. Just awful. They should be ******* ashamed of themselves.

If I can help you with anything internet related, just ask.
User avatar #49 to #48 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
don't worry D,, I'm a geek mee-self, and I know my way around computers

blocking isn't bad, what would be bad is if each IP is tied to your ID :D, that would be horrible
User avatar #50 to #49 - techketzer (08/14/2012) [-]
That wouldn't be horrible, that would be the end.
At least we can count on you people to outsmart these idiots in government any opportunity you get, can't we? ;)
User avatar #51 to #50 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
I know, if they did that (and since we are changing soon to IPv6, so they have a chance to integrate it soon :S :S )
with IPv6 there wouldn't be NATing since the number of IPs would be sufficient for every human on earth, so it would possible to assign 10-100 IP per person that are linked to your ID :S.
but you can always count on people to break it :D
User avatar #52 to #51 - techketzer (08/14/2012) [-]
Exactly. They can try as they like, but no tyranny is forever.
People will always overcome oppression and fight for freedom.
User avatar #53 to #52 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
true, but it would be a lot harder if they do what I'm afraid they might do :D
and not only in KSA, they might even do it worldwide :|
User avatar #54 to #53 - techketzer (08/14/2012) [-]
I think there's a great decision coming towards us.
The internet may set us all free over time, but if it fall into the hands of an oppressor, we may not have a chance to resist any longer.
Possibilities of control and surveillance are so great and irresistible with modern technology that this might be our last chance not to go the road that leads to a worldwide dictatorship.

I am confident we'll make the right choice, however.
User avatar #55 to #54 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
here is what I think.
when the Internet first started, it wasn't considered a big deal, and governments didn't care about it that much)
but in the last 10 years it started to improve drastically and turned into a country where you can do almost anything, so they don't know if they should practice law that is as strict as real life laws, or shouldn't.

they are going to do that sooner or later, because the Internet is too powerful to be unnoticed, but unlike real-life the power isn't only given to people with money, or people with guns, it's given to people with brains, people who understand it and try to improve it for them and others, so it's going to be a great fight :D,,
and epic one
#36 - marceau (08/12/2012) [-]
I will start with the one I have given.
#41 to #40 - marceau (08/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, other comments took me over.
#45 to #44 - marceau (08/12/2012) [-]
And done.
User avatar #46 to #45 - techketzer (08/12/2012) [-]
Amazing.
Thank you so much! :D
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