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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: techjoker
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii
Video Games Played: Mainly CS:GO lately but I'll play anything.
PSN: JorensM
Interests: Gaming,Programming,Anime,Drawing,Porn
Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
Last Login:7/31/2015
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#204 - It means that I don't ever visit this website anymore  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on Happy birthday, fj 0
User avatar #206 - brandonsharklow (18 hours ago) [-]
You're still not making any sense.
#144 - Happy birthday Funnyjunk, I don't ever visit this website anym…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Happy birthday, fj 0
User avatar #179 - brandonsharklow (07/30/2015) [-]
> I don't ever visit this website anymore
What does this sentence mean?
User avatar #204 - techjoker (07/30/2015) [-]
It means that I don't ever visit this website anymore
User avatar #206 - brandonsharklow (18 hours ago) [-]
You're still not making any sense.
#315 - I like technology and jokes. 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? +1
#38 - isn't the plural of dwarf dwarves? 05/15/2015 on Top 4 0
#195 - Pretty sure the cause was because the victim/suspect died in p… 05/10/2015 on Yay more Baltimore +4
#402 - Why not?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Mod application page 0
#403 - karlKroenen (04/22/2015) [-]
#1102 - Pretty sure it's a girl, and pretty sure she's not that little… 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... +3
#395 - Can I become a mod?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Mod application page 0
#401 - karlKroenen (04/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #402 - techjoker (04/22/2015) [-]
Why not?
#403 - karlKroenen (04/22/2015) [-]
#7833 - Can I become a mod?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #7834 - posttwo (04/19/2015) [-]
How can I be a mod or what do mods do?
- There's not really much for mods to do. They flag porn which results in a 12 hour temp ban but not many users abuse the rules here.
Mainly I just chat with them, ask them to bug test things many times per day, ask them for opinions, and ask them to post interesting content.
If you're still interested, you can apply here: funnyjunk.com/Mod+application+page/text/5442460/
#54 - Hey what the **** I wanna be in a FJ skype group too.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on And now we wait +25
User avatar #71 - killerliquid (04/19/2015) [-]
It's a mod thing
User avatar #88 - yousaygoodbye (04/19/2015) [-]
Yeah no. Not a mod
#75 - jacoban (04/19/2015) [-]
fuck the mods then

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User avatar #38 to #37 - techjoker (03/24/2015) [-]

Did I enter a "thumb this up and get a cute animal on your profile" post by accident?
User avatar #39 to #38 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
I guess so
User avatar #33 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
I've held up my end of the deal
User avatar #34 to #33 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
So have I now.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
Very annoying, I like it
User avatar #36 to #35 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Thank you, I like your interest in porn.
User avatar #15 - elektinoir (02/25/2015) [-]
You sure have fun
#12 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
yer a cunt, matey
User avatar #13 to #12 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
Because I have an opinion different from yours, alright then.
#14 to #13 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
naw man, your opinions fine, 's a great opinion.
but havin an opinion ain't all yer doing, no? right
User avatar #16 to #14 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm also voicing my opinion out in form of thumbs, just like everyone else in the thread.
#17 to #16 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
which is aight to do, to a certain degree.
i doubt there's any blokes in that thread waitn for more posts to thumb up,
but yer there gladly waitin to thumb more people down.
cheers to that persistence.
User avatar #18 to #17 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
The whole point of the thread is to rate others' desktops.If I see a desktop without icons, then surely I'm gonna thumb it up.
#19 to #18 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
i already said that's fine to a certain POINT
also, yer acting like the typical YT commenter, not really giving any real criticism, just a "this sucks" in thumb form and not tellin people why. that's bound to be helpful I'm convinced
I can already see though that yer not gonna see that yer acting like a bloody idiot
oh well, have fun with your completely reasonable actions
User avatar #20 to #19 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, I can't have you leave without making you understand.

Desktops are like art.
And just like in art, there are several things that you might dislike or like about them, in my case - icons.

When I'm rating a desktop, I'm not rating it basing on how efficient it would be to use it, but rather by how beautiful it looks.
And as we all know, something being beautiful or not beautiful is completely subjective, and as such, I can't give criticism to it, since it's completely opinion based.
#21 to #20 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
's not that I don't get what yer talkin bout,'s that I can't get behind how yer conveying it
's not helpful to anyone whatsoever, just dickish

Also, the whole point of a desktop is being efficient, the looks come second, not first.
Avin it look nice's just a bonus, nuthin more
User avatar #22 to #21 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
Well, you see, for me it's the other way around - looks first, efficiency second.

I'm sorry if I appeared dickish, I understand, I voiced an unpopular opinion that the majority of the world disagrees with, and obviously I got flamed upon.
Note that I never started this rant - I simply started thumbing down the desktops that I don't like, and several people didn't like this and so wanted to start arguing.
#23 to #22 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
Well they have a point
Apparently desktops with even one icon bother ye, so pretty much 99.8% of all desktops round the world, so even stay on the thread since's so obvious ye'll end up thumbin EVERYONE down?
That's the part I, and I guess everyone ain't gettin, and with good reason
User avatar #24 to #23 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
If everyone is gonna post desktops with icons, then yes, I will thumb them down, though obviously I won't stay up for the whole lifetime of the thread.

I just don't understand why does it bother people so much that I don't like something that others like.I understand them not liking me for that, but being bothered so much by it, that I don't understand.
I don't see what people must "get".
#25 to #24 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
Yer opinion's NOT the problem, what's the problem is ye going outta yer way to display yer opinion without bein constructive
's obvious people gon be pissed off by that
User avatar #26 to #25 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
That's the thing, I never went out of my way to display my opinion, except in the way of thumbing the pics, which, as I mentioned, everyone else in the thread was doing.
#27 to #26 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
's pretty general that people react more directly to negative than to positive, a green thumb goes by, gives someone the confirmation that someone agrees with em and they move on
but goin into a thread, bein thumbed down and seein that almost every new person gets thumbed down aswell kinda sticks out, don ye think?
User avatar #28 to #27 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
Yes, but I don't think it's a reason to make such a big thing out of it.
if everyone started getting thumbed up, nobody would notice, as you said, so I don't see why would anyone need be bothered for getting thumbed down.

Sure, probably the main reason most people started the hate is because they though I'm just thumbing everyone down, but unfortunately they weren't satisfied even after I explained that I'm thumbing down specific desktops, and not without a reason.
#29 to #28 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
's all stuff I already said, people react more to negative stuff
Ye ARE thumbing down everyone cause yer standards are extremely unconventional
I'm done now, do whatever ye wanna do, but maybe think bout how other people will react to it
User avatar #30 to #29 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm aware that people will dislike it when I dislike something of theirs, but I just don't understand why must they be so aggressive about it, like seriously, instead of just thumbing down or telling me that they disagree, they started saying how I'm and idiot or a moron of whatever else they said.

I don't care about me being insulted or being disagreed with, but I care about the fact that stuff like this happens on a daily basis, with people who might be more sensitive, and sometimes with people who make more sense with the disagreeing majority.

Just one last thing - I'm not sure if it's some official writing style of Scotland or Ireland, but I must know, why are you typing like that?
#31 to #30 - schnabklak (02/25/2015) [-]
's how I'm used to talkin so's how I'm typin
User avatar #32 to #31 - techjoker (02/25/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks for not being as aggressive as some other people.
User avatar #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#5 - flesheater (01/03/2014) [-]
repaid in full
repaid in full
User avatar #6 to #5 - techjoker (01/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, what?
#7 to #6 - flesheater (01/03/2014) [-]
retard laters
retard laters
User avatar #8 to #7 - techjoker (01/03/2014) [-]
I don't get it
#9 to #8 - flesheater (01/03/2014) [-]
you just did
User avatar #2 - drhoffable (06/12/2013) [-]
how dare you steal my profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - techjoker (06/12/2013) [-]
I thought that you did.
User avatar #4 to #3 - drhoffable (06/13/2013) [-]
ive been around with this pro pic for quite some time my dear friend. keep it a secret and let the other be confused, tell noone it is your pro pic... you shall get many laughs.
#1 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
clever profile picture
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